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Crime / Re: Missing Man Found Locked Up By Police In Lagos. Photos by Gatsbythegreat1: 9:21pm On Apr 27, 2019
YOUNGELDER1:
What might be his offense?

Probably refused to pay bribe after been tagged a yahoo man angry

You are correct.that is the only offense in SARS book of law.

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Celebrities / Re: Adeniyi Johnson: Lessons My Marriage To Toyin Abrahams Taught Me by Gatsbythegreat1: 9:05pm On Apr 27, 2019
emmanuelpopson:
we don hear you bro...my next door neighbor then... we used to know how you bring all sort of girls into your house then and how you told us toyin is your sure way to stardom... I wish I can remind you all this. but you may have forgotten... enjoy your marriage and save the mess..

modified.. I'm not cooking up stories... I can give the house address, street name of adeniyi Johnson prior to his marriage to toyin.. he is someone I see almost everyday then...

Oshey Mr Neighbor without a past!
Culture / Re: Ogun: The Only Yoruba Word, With 10 Meanings by Gatsbythegreat1: 8:33pm On Apr 27, 2019
Ogun (it's good)
Ogun (to pound) e.g Ogun omo yen(he pound that girl)
Celebrities / Re: Davido At Wedding Of Idris Elba And Sabrina Dhowre In Morocco (Photos) by Gatsbythegreat1: 8:10pm On Apr 27, 2019
kelvinUchiha:
See person wey suppose dey protect Asgard kon dey here dey do wedding. Mtcheeeew
Lol...my brother,konji matter,even spirits too need dey offload oo.
Politics / Re: Presidency Speaks On Buhari Seeking Medical Treatment During Private Visit To UK by Gatsbythegreat1: 4:25pm On Apr 26, 2019
The Presidency who spoke on claims that Buhari is seeking medical treatment during private visit to UK, said; “Those who want to interpret everything, those who want to believe all things should just believe that it is a private trip. When a man goes on a private trip, he has the right to use his time the way he deems because he has the right to private time. So those who want to believe it’s a medical trip, they have the right to believe, if it pleases them and makes them happier,” he said....
Any government that addresses the people like this is definitely not trying to hide the fact that they don't care about the masses and what the masses feels,thinks or is going through.
It's like saying we owe you masses nothing and you can as well go to hell.
Politics / Re: Akin Alabi Says Man Who Rejected House For Borehole Didn’t Make A Wise Decision by Gatsbythegreat1: 8:04am On Apr 26, 2019
I hope the oversabi Alin Alabi knows we are talking about a remote village in Jigawa state.who would have bought the house if the man wants to sell? And if Akin Alabi himself was to be the boss,how would he feel to hear that the house he built for him has been put up for sale?
Politics / Re: Budget Padding: You’re Ignorant And Dubious, Dogara Blasts Tinubu by Gatsbythegreat1: 2:08pm On Apr 23, 2019
“We won’t run an adult day care centre anymore on matters like this,” Dogara said.
What a killer point that was.

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Celebrities / Re: Moet Abebe Rocks Open Chest Outfit To An Event (photo) by Gatsbythegreat1: 10:56am On Apr 23, 2019
mightyhaze:
Why is she holding her breath ? Flat tummy na by force ?
U get eyes...I see am too
Travel / Re: FG To Introduce Solar-Powered Keke And Motorcycles In 2019 by Gatsbythegreat1: 8:05pm On Apr 21, 2019
Amaechi again!!! Lagos-Ibadan railway is still a mirage and now baba is talking about 'amphibious keke' that can move both on land and in water....lmao ���
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Welcomes Another Son, Shares Photos To Celebrate Easter by Gatsbythegreat1: 7:57pm On Apr 21, 2019
Is this a new born baby or my phone screen is confusing me If I'm seeing right,this baby our brother is holding won't be less than 6-9 months old.
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Officially Divorces Her Husband, Changes Last Name To Chris by Gatsbythegreat1: 3:15pm On Apr 21, 2019
Drabeey:
See this foolish bread seller wey God helped to fame, one marketer don dey fvck you now you think you can jilt someone who suffered with you, i even heard the guy was the one who bought her the tray she used to hawk bread. Let me tell you something Orisaguna or what that fvck name your useless papa name is..... You are going into oblivion soon. Mark my words ashawo, omo ale jatijati.

Guys you can now see these useless hoes aint loyal , as a matter of fact they are going to leave you for a rich guy as soon as they are above you!

Ask yourself, Tee-bliz no try for that ashawoo smelling pvsy called Tiwa? Now it is Orisadasewo JumoDO .


God will definitely make that your fame burn in flame. Oloriburku omo ale.


Orisadasewo JumoDo bawooo
Ure wicked walai talai...
And how is Tiwa pvssy smelling? Like Rotten fish abi like Soakaway...
Please how much dis Jumodo husband by the tray for her? I hope he can at least summon d courage to collect his tray back now that everything has turn 'yam pepper scatter scatter'
And u round up everything with a pinch line prayer...may her fame burn in flame...
You burst my head oo.
Lol
Celebrities / Re: Shan George Celebrates 49th Birthday With Cute Makeup Photos by Gatsbythegreat1: 2:51pm On Apr 21, 2019
meobizy:
I don’t understand how someone born in 1970 is 47 in 2019.
OP, learn to copy and paste properly.
She try, at age 49 she is already a grandmother.

Welcome to Nairaland....where posts are copied without proof-reading.
Do t be surprise if you see something like today, "Monday 21st of April 2019 is Easter Sunday" na normal thing for Nairaland.

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Politics / Re: Zamfara: Military Airstrikes Can't Kill Us, We Get Information Ahead Of Attack by Gatsbythegreat1: 8:37pm On Apr 20, 2019
Yet another Boko haram in action.and there will be more.

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Crime / Re: 2 Nigerian Men Nabbed In A Hotel With Cocaine Enroute Saudi Arabia. Photo by Gatsbythegreat1: 8:31pm On Apr 20, 2019
If God says you won't die a premature death,even if you personally decide to call death by yourself,one way or the other,you still won't die.Na NDLEA God use to deliver these ones from untimely death in far away Saudi.They for hear am!
Crime / Re: Inmate Gives Birth To Twins In Calabar Prison (Photos) by Gatsbythegreat1: 2:30pm On Apr 20, 2019
Congratulations to the new mother...and the warder father too.

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Religion / Re: Restoration Of Manhood By Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin - Pictures by Gatsbythegreat1: 2:01pm On Apr 20, 2019
Am I the only one who sees something wrong with the shape of this "restored" joystick

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Politics / Re: Ekweremadu: Frustrate Sales Of Electric Cars In Nigeria To Sell Our Crude Oil by Gatsbythegreat1: 12:08pm On Apr 19, 2019
maryjames9:


Guy, if you cannot afford to buy a generator and fuel it to charge your electric car, there will be charging point everywhere just like there are filling stations. These charging points will get devices that charges your cat within seconds. You will have to pay a stipend to charge these cars to full bars. This is a welcome development. At least you SE and SS people will have your oil to yourself as we won't need it that much except to charge our cars.

Have you ever heard about charging electric cars with generator? Electric car charging points don't run on generators,so without stable power supply,they are useless.So instead of clamp ring for electric cars,we should be working towards stable power supply first and a lot of things will automatically fall in place afterwards...and for the records,I am neither from SE or SS,moreover,so don't just jump into conclusions,u can end up with broken legs.

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello, Role Model To Nigerian Youths In Good Governance– Fanwo by Gatsbythegreat1: 10:10am On Apr 19, 2019
Mr Fanwo,may your generations to come experience the kind of life Kogi people experienced under Yahaya Bello...If ur master is a role model to youths,it means Devil is also a role model to Christians.Yahaya Bello is owing more than 13 months salary in the state and he went ahead to buy presidential ticket for Buhari...where is the security you were talking about? Bello's boys move around to kill his enemies in Kogi state,not to mention his consistent headache over Dino...we also heard Yahaya is sleeping with Buhari's wife.and you are here claiming role model...on behalf of all Kogi people,God will purnish you and your role model.
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu: Frustrate Sales Of Electric Cars In Nigeria To Sell Our Crude Oil by Gatsbythegreat1: 9:55am On Apr 19, 2019
Nigerian leaders and misplaced priorities.we barely get enough power to charge our phones and one senator is pushing a bill to start importing electric cars.if that bill had been granted,I am very sure Ben Bruce company will start selling electric cars...at the end of the day,the bill was made for selfish interest...if our leaders truly have the masses interest at heart,if they are really interested in getting rid of pollution,we should be talking about bills that will ban importation of generators by 2023.That way,we would be getting rid of both noise and air pollution.
Religion / Re: Winners Chapel's Game Of Thrones Poster (Photo) by Gatsbythegreat1: 9:04am On Apr 18, 2019
Where the game of throne theme here na
Education / Re: Lizzy Didn't Attend Vivian Fowler - School Releases Statement by Gatsbythegreat1: 12:53am On Apr 18, 2019
She didn't trend their school but they are ready to assist in ensuring that she is rehabilitated....who is lying Biko

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Celebrities / Re: Cobhams Asuquo Kills A Snake On The Lawn In His House - Pictures by Gatsbythegreat1: 5:27pm On Apr 15, 2019
Let's set aside the question of who produces for chobams.who killed the snake,who took the pictures and who posted them on Instagram....
Properties / Re: Cost Of Rent Around Abuja|Co-tenant by Gatsbythegreat1: 12:51pm On Apr 13, 2019
Lies....all lies...my brother has a 4 bedroom duplex in gwarimpa and the last time I checked,the tenant pays 35,000000 naira yearly.And Maitama and Asokoro are 2 of the most expensive neighborhoods in the whole of Africa.always get your facts right before posting.

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Crime / Re: Sarki Mohammed Yohanna: Borno Hunter Captures 13 Boko Haram Terrorists, Kills 2 by Gatsbythegreat1: 3:36pm On Apr 12, 2019
Are these the '13 Boko haram members'?were they arrested with weapons?hpw were they identified to be Boko haram or were they wearing ID cards that screams Boko haram?these looks like random Hausa boys to me and how can 1 single person arrest 13 terrorists?will terrorists ever surrender without putting up a fight?
Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Accused Of Helping Yahoo Boys Edit Their Document by Gatsbythegreat1: 9:39am On Apr 08, 2019
I love the guy...and he expressed himself boldly without insults...but Simi also said in her epistle that she has friends that has done yahoo before,she could be referring to Adekunle,and funny enough Adekunle too did not deny the guy' allegation.

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Romance / Re: Kayan Mata : 7 Things You Must Do Before Using Sex Enjoyment Potions by Gatsbythegreat1: 8:34am On Apr 07, 2019
samfishbone1:
who red thise story to please minimize it to us understanding

I 'red' 'thise' story,and I advise u 'black' it too.
Romance / Re: Lady Who Got Pregnant At 23 As A Virgin Without Penetrative Sex (pics) by Gatsbythegreat1: 8:20am On Apr 07, 2019
Lol...let's be truthful,which Naija guy will get access to "rub his dick on a girl's Vagina and all he would do is just "rub his dick on the Vagina" Nigerian guys are too smart for that.Remember,Prick no get shoulder,U put d head and rest enter!!!��

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Politics / Re: Kelechi Nwogu Mocks Rotimi Amaechi For Losing To Wike by Gatsbythegreat1: 9:13am On Apr 06, 2019
At least Amaechi was able to achieve one thing in 2019.

On election day all the PDP warriors and lions went into hiding.
Amaechi made sure of that.

Please give Amaechi a certificate of return for that.
And you should stop skipping your medicines.

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Crime / Re: 2 Scammers Confess As Lady Reveals What They Did To Her by Gatsbythegreat1: 7:33pm On Apr 05, 2019
How was she scammed,what was she scammed of,what is the essence of the news?is it not for the public to learn a thing or 2 from an event?what is there to learn in this news if the crime is not told?

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Politics / Re: More Intrigues As Goje, Ndume Snub APC, Insist On Contesting by Gatsbythegreat1: 7:40am On Apr 05, 2019
PDP is not presenting any candidate for senate president but whoever they support will definitely win.Like that,PDP will own the house...and like that,PDP will be controlling the Legislative arm of government while APC will be in control of the Executive...#Nigerianpoliticaldrama

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Crime / Re: Anambra Man Commits Suicide By Hanging Himself On A Tree With Rope(photos) by Gatsbythegreat1: 3:42pm On Apr 03, 2019
This is clearly a murder case.

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Politics / Re: All Smiles! Buhari And Osinbajo Step Out In White Outfits. Photos by Gatsbythegreat1: 9:04am On Mar 30, 2019
Chai...the makeup on them will be enough for 4 slay queens for a full night.

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