₦airaland Forum

SirAweezy:
Pastor Olumide Emmanuel: Calvary bible church Lagos, he left his older wife to marry his secretary.

Queenlovely:
I have survived in Nigeria this long because of my wits and intelligence,

I have so sharpened my instinct that I have developed a sixth sense.

I can smell trouble from afar. this is by my own strength.

when my okada my is on high motion, I pay him extra to go slow, I don't walk in dark alley way , no double dating, few friends, no late hours, talk when spoken to.

my guess is that this lady is a woman of the night.

street hustlers dey hear am. that is why I always pray for them.

henryhemon:
What message are you passing? Go and learn about the constitutional role of the Senate unfortunately we don't study about the constitutional roles of organs of govt than the usual separation of power quotes.

The senators interpret the laws and you a clown on nairaland is the one that tell the senators their duties? If you don't type on treads you know nothing about, it's better to shut it.

IME1:
it's not dignifying to dance, make comedy or fun of burials, caskets or corpses

Even in death there is dignity of the person.

I don't support the sumersaulting intrigues of some pall bearers, but I blame the family members who can't caution them.
If you want to laugh, laugh at the chat below

0taPiaPia:
Their problem should be with the Chinese that resold their wares..

Just like your girlfriend making her way to your house is been hijacked by a dude on the street (for reasons best known to them ). your girl is to blame .

Comparing girl friend with Nose Mask! How logical

Ifyjos:
2024 I will be 25 years old

Beckysexy:
Nah nah
Not me
If you treat me like trash, I'll also treat you like trash.That's my law
Me wey no gbadun before

Ifyjos:
You that have a job how come you notice am always here 24/7 stupid idiot see how you are jobless and hopeless apart from being here all day chatting nonsense about things that doesn’t concern you what else do you do? My guy is 100000000 times better than you because he hustle hard for me and his princess to be well , he is not useless like you. Everything you said about my children that will be your useless children portion you will give birth to waste of space , children with disabilities celebral Palsy , Down syndrome and so on and nothing will be well for your stupid children they will start dying mysteriously one after an another that’s your portion and your 100th generations portions in Jesus name amen

mykelswa:
I guess it was prize after he passed jihadist school of wizards

Witcher:
If ignos have what Yoruba have in Nigeria they will not let anyone sleep. The Yoruba people are just Awesome

SHOPPERS:
Seems the king later served jailterm but at home as we were told.

I served around that community, that case was the reason why we were not allowed to live in the palace too.

Thankfully, we got very good accommodation there.

Girlwhocares:
@bankowner,
Thank you so much I've been looking up for counsellor(s) online to rebook appointment with and I'm open to all critics as long as I wil yield a positive result.

Once again,thank you.

Sharoniah:
I also have dreams, the very first dream I can remember, without doubt was when I was 3years old(many will not believe me, but I remember few incidents of when I was 2/3/years even)
I had a dream that my elder brother, our cousin and I were on a ship... So, someone brought forth his hand from the sea and gave me a fish, like he was fishing, I collected and gave my bro and cousin... Then I fell into the sea...i told my family this dream, the only thing I could get later was that I'm a Mami water, well I didn't understand then... But I know I'm not.
Surprisingly, I dislike going near water, even to bath, except I want to go out, I can't just kee up and agree to bath, till evening, but I I'll do other house chores.
Swimming pools and rivers make me dizzy. First time i entered a small river, just as everyone was playing... I fell terribly sick... For many days. I wear sleeveless and all that, but if I'm poured water, I'll have a strong fever, don't know why.
...and my dreams, Hmmmm they're mostly weird (next post)

osuofia2:
Thunder go fire Sun News paper, imagine the nonsense coming from Sun an Eastern News Print, You guys keep Licking The dullards Shrink Balls. Kudos To Punch Newspaper for Calling a Spade a Spade. This report is errant Nonsense.
There is no better reason for keeping those retired and senile Service Chiefs than his Nepotist Mind sets. Is Sun news saying without those Men Nigeria can not Function? Shame on Sun newspaper

Dpharisee:
Th coach realised she was concentrating on her falling wig instead of her opponent's jaw, the same thing happened to Anthony Joshua when he lost to Mr Ibu of Mexico, he was concentrating on his well structured Six-Pack used to impress Miss Otedola until he was knocked out by the guy with a well structured One-Pack

DrWhizy:


No be today sha. Had several experiences

The most painful was a child who needed to be taken to a tertiary center for an urgent dialysis after he had been given nonsense native drugs (as treatment for a possible meningitis)that had knocked off the kidneys. The distance between my facility and the tertiary center was much and they weren’t mobile. The child didn’t have much time and if they waited to get a vehicle (which would have been almost impossible at that time), the child would die. I offered to take them with my car, a risky venture because my fuel tank was in reserve and I had planned on refueling the next day. Luckily we arrived the tertiary center on time and i helped in providing vital info to my senior colleagues at the center. The problem became payment for the peritoneal dialysis. They didn’t have enough cash at hand and were pleading that it be done as they promised to pay the next day. To make it easier I lent the relatives a small sum of 14k which I luckily had on me; he also promised to pay back the next day as I left for my facility which was unmanned all this while. Unfortunately my fuel wouldn’t take me that far as the car stopped enroute. I trekked at that odd hour for an unimaginable distance as I didn’t even have a dime to get a bike (that’s if I find sef) and finally arrived. Till date I never saw mr x neither did I see my money. Got his number, called him and when he heard my voice he dropped and barred my number. Well, i know not to do such things again. I was just a Corp doctor trying to help.

Martinez39:
Instead of God comforting the family of the deceased and consoling them, wouldn't it have been better and reasonable for god to prevent bereavement instead?

Mandubekus:
Quite pathetic. I have been a rape victim. From my cousin sister. I was 7 then. This happened for like 3 years. Ever since then, I became a dog.
Sometimes, I do ask God, Since He knew I would be involved in this mess , why did he created me? Why didn't he allowed me to die, immediately I was born. I have really suffered because of my childhood sexual experience. I thought, I was possessed, but when I hear stories of some people, it always gives me a second thought. I think why I'm having sex 'anyhow' now is because of my childhood experience. It is very BAD to experience sex as a kid. Very Very Bad. It can lead you to so many abominations. It has really ruined my life. I thank God for everything sha. But Up till now, I am still battling on how to stop it... even with minors. What a regrettable life, I have found my self into. I have prayed and fasted for this, but to no avail. Sex at a tender age, is Very dangerous. But I have faith in God, that every thing gonna be fine. hmm...

Fountainofyouth:
Waiting for awon nyamiri to say he is a tribalistic bigot cos he didn't speak igbo

emmanuelpopson:
a quote from apostle Joshua selman of ENI...
I sight you