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Umennajiego:
Boss, please I need serious advice I have a 2002 honda accord uk spec, stock engine knocked and I it changed...I was unlucky when I got this 2nd one, it started smoking, and burning oil at disastrous rate, lately I starting hearing rattling sounds at the bottom of this engine when I acceleration aggressively...a mech said it's the metal and yeah it burns the plugs way too early....so back to my question should I rebuild or swap

P.s : it still gives me the best of power against muscle and dem big Hondas ...it's a vtec!

Apparently, it was inevitable that I'd have more to say about the Mourning Mumu Masses. My friend   Uju Iheanyichukwu Kingsley made it so by tagging me in some post in the subject. 

So here goes.

I watched a wildlife documentary recently- it's amazing how much we can learn from watching animals do their thing, the purity of motive; because they have none except those imposed by nature and encoded as instinct. It is fascinating.

So this snake was moulting- shedding its skin. No hands. No legs. How to do? 

It rubbed itself against a rough tree trunk, creating fiction between the bark and the old skin. Old skin breaks and gets caught on the bark. Slithering Sly simply glides out in sleek new shiny leather. 

It turns out most animals shed skin. Humans included. 

Why is this relevant to the subject of the Mega Mumu Magas? Because what  I'm about to say will create friction, that friction will likely lead to leaving some old skin behind- people who disagree with my viewpoint. And I will applaud their exit from my timeline, wall and life in general. 

So...this is a good place  to stop reading and ask yourself if you want to continue? 
You might want to ignore this one and come back to my wall when I'm speaking to less aggravating and more congenial issues. 

If you do choose to read on, I commend you for doing so. Just take a deep breath...and remember, I offer no apologies for anything I write behind this line.

If you put money into the Mega Money Missroad scheme, you are a greedy lowlife!

If you have borrowed money from people to join the scheme you are a lying,  greedy lowlife!

If you spoke to anyone to convince them to join the scheme, you are a wicked, lying, thieving, conniving greedy lowlife!

If you profess to uphold any sort of faith based ideals as a Christian, Muslim or whatever flavor of religion you subscribe to, especially if you hold functional office or leadership position in any capacity within a faith based congregation and any of the previous  three paragraphs applies to you then you are a hellbound, deconscientized wicked lying thieving conniving greedy lowlife!

If you are one of those ranting and popping off about the reactions of chastisement and berating of all the Mumu Money Mongers who have been caught in the maelstrom now that #WinterIsHere and the #GameOfCoins has turned to #HungerGames...

...if you are one of those saying...

 "leave them alone, mind your business, is it your money? It is the economic situation that led them to it, be compassionate...they are already traumatized....don't rub it in..."

I say to you...get thee behind me you offspring of satan! 

Brood of Vipers you lot! 

Your willingness to compromise the basic principles of decency and truthfulness are everything that is wrong with the world and Nigeria! 
You stand for nothing so everything goes...'the end justifies the means' is your creed.
You two faced, no... multiple faced , hydra tongued sirens are the ones who cheer men and women on to their destruction because you just want to get along and find favor with everyone. Bloody hypocrites! 

You are the ones who rant about corrupt politicians... until Uncle James or Aunty Agnes gets an appointment ...then their sudden wealth becomes 'gods blessing'...and you trot out in your Sunday best for thanksgiving service. 
Everything for you is relative...there are no cardinal principles in your book. I actually fear you lot the most. You would kill a man. That's why the longest paragraph is about you lot.

See...EVERYONE I know and spoke to who got into this  thing KNEW what a pyramid or Ponzi scheme is! I can say this categorically because I made sure they did at the end of that conversation, if they didn't prior to it.....

They KNEW that the scheme does not create ANY value, and that the 30% payout was simply from fresh funds brought in by new recruits...who continued to widen the base of the 'pyramid' .

They KNEW that it would not go on forever because the pyramid would grow so big that at some point that the payouts would not be sustainable for various reasons- 'matching' being one of them- and this would be when the game masters would cash out , leaving whoever was still in the value chain hanging....which would be A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE.

They KNEW that a Pyramid scheme was set up primarily to grow the pyramid large enough to guarantee a huge payday for the puppet master who set it up. They KNEW that the payouts to early adopters was designed to create a facade of genuineness and build credibility; the fuel needed to get more people in...They just DID NOT CARE as long as they hoped to get some of that payout first. 

A little illustration here...who remembers  those parties you'd attend as a kid and the game 'musical chairs'? - more people than chairs dancing to music around a circle made with the chairs. Everyone needed to sit down when the music stopped or they were 'out'. Meaning that since there were fewer chairs than people, some people were sure to be out in every round, and you didn't care who as long as you got a seat. you'd actually push nd shove people , friends and siblings typically to survive the game...remember? Good. That's how a pyramid scheme works.

These plonkers  KNEW that every new recruit they brought in would potentially allow the music go on long enough to cash out, hopefully. SO they went about evangelising...or at the very least dipping into the pool in the hope to get a payout off someone else eventual loss....

They CHOSE to take the risk of loss, on the backs of equally greedy nitwits who wanted in on the game. So effectively, there are no victims, everyone wanted to play someone to get ahead...to make theirs at the expense of whoever was still standing when the music went silent.

Well, the music has gone quiet and they are all in mutually agreeable good company. 

And people are asking for empathy!!! For who??!! 

Copied and on point

searchng4love:
Onie lara... Onikanra onijeki oloja ta....

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mecheal365:
what useful comment have you made here? (correcter/omini knowest) i directed him to an auto workshop where the vehicle can be diagnosed and the problem solved. pls stay away from my comments as i didnt direct it to you. you can see your useful comment up-here.

cj1900:
Thanks Thanks Thanks...CAR IS SOLD NOW..SOLD...SOLD...SOLD...

sultaan:
You just threw him a lasso instead of lifesaver

at least I threw him something for free

kingreign:
harrier 240G
And since na Ibadan, Na Converted car

you mean the He is a she


What is this world coming too ehn

ebner70:
Just started noticing this check sign and VSC sign on my rx300, any idea of the meanings ND possible solution

searchng4love:
Go back and read well ..... Don't let people ruin our little detente

searchng4love:
Is that not that of Gazzuzz? But I think not..

Pashim:
I am Calling out FAST REPAIR AUTO GARAGE KARIMU IKOTUN VICTORIA ISLAND.

These guys messed up my car, i took my 2009 Toyota corolla for timing change chain, they collected 47k from me and delayed me for 5 days after which i was called to pick up my car.

Only 10 mins after i drove off the timing chain issue started again. These guys are meant to be uber inspection center. A guy called Usman kept telling stories that they had to order for parts from their suppliers thats the reason for delay where else the painful thing is that they didn't buy any part at all.

They just took my money and messed up my car. My car engine soundS like a grounding machine. I feel really terible

NOC1:
i will never doubt this... among my few friends the lost over 13m.
of recent we found out that the stingy one among us lost 4.5m

You made my day

tppzzy01:
Thanks. I ran a diagnostic test on the car and these are the results : P0300, P0420, P0128. Note that I have done meter check on the fuel pump and its okay. Help out anybody

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Easyguy2k:
Good Morning Mr Gazzuzz, I just sent you a whatsapp message from a Glo line ending with 6718.
I have a Toyota Highlander 2002 model, V6. vehicle was scanned and returned this error code-P1135, Air fuel ratio sensor heater circuit malfunction. which happens to be the Bank 1 Sensor 1. O2 sensor. Please how much can I get it. Am base in PH.
Thanks Bro

nickxtra:
Help, my car Nissan Primera car ( from within the engine passenger side)give a katikati sound at cold start, but later vanishes or stops after long in motion. Also at times, a strange noise (chain-like-sounds) come on when on motion, particularly when climbing a hill, but later stops. I told this to my mechanic in Abuja, he said it is oil seal(can't really remember the name again) that has 'chopped' and needs to be replaced.

searchng4love:
The problem is that you don't know my history with Peugeot brand. Even the lion king at a point in time will be at peace to avoid my attention.... That brand of car is very good for someone who has hypotension... Especially if it's an auto transmission

searchng4love:
Why won't the owner flee....