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Car Talk › Re: The Beast: 9 Things To Know About President Trump’s Inherited Limo by GAZZUZZ(m): 4:38pm On Jan 26, 2017
Aburi001:
I want to sleep, wake me up when the Beast takes Trump to Paradise.....

Vanity upon vanity!
You just had to comment? angry
Properties › Re: Fire Destroys House In Oke-Ira, Lagos (Photos) by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:45pm On Jan 26, 2017
Saw thread, heart skipped a beat shocked, checked pic, not my house wink Relief cheesy

I pray the owners recover from the sudden loss as soon as possible. I also pray no life was lost..

Car Talk › Re: The Beast: 9 Things To Know About President Trump’s Inherited Limo by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:00pm On Jan 26, 2017
summary, we know nothing about the beast grin
Health › Re: How Do I Tell My Fiancee She Has Vaginal Odour So That She Won't Feel Bad? by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:27am On Jan 26, 2017
discusant:

Be careful, vagina odours are usually from dcaying sperms
. If you have not had sex with your female partner for about two weeks, and she has daily baths but has vaginal odours, she is likely to be promiscuous.

Normally, there should be no odour in the vagina so long as a woman takes her daily bath.

Tricomoniasis is vaginal disease that causes vaginal odours. It is frequently picked up by promiscuous women. There are many fungicides in use for treatment of the disease.
Guy you are a clown grin
Forum Games › Re: Which Of These Pills Will You Pick?(photos) by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:35am On Jan 26, 2017
cummando:
Aye past o ni DA. Make I go past make the world come end?. What if as I see opportunity go past all these mumus around see the same opportunity.







Red na I'm sure pass. With that amount .........
One olosho per day till I die!!! That's all grin
confam weyrey grin grin
Health › Re: How Do I Tell My Fiancee She Has Vaginal Odour So That She Won't Feel Bad? by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:02am On Jan 26, 2017
FromZeroToHero:
Hi everyone,

There is this lady I want to marry. We've done introduction and about doing our Trad wedding. But my problem is that she has a vaginal odour. Is not as if she is dirty o, but i don't know the cause of that odour despite her neatness.

Please, does anyone know the cause and remedy of vaginal Odour. Thanks
The major reason why there are STD's ans STI all over the place is because guys are too shy to just open up and talk. Now pussy should be odorless and Tasteless, ok ok not really tasteless just a little salty wink there should be no coloured discharge.

When you are in a relationship and are having consensual sex with a partner, it is wise to Have good STD/STI records, meaning both of you get the tested (the full work out, not just HIV) and if any issues found, get treated and re-tested. It is very irresponsible to knowingly keep quiet when your woman has medical challenges like this.

Now let's turn the tables around, if you had a smelly carrot (cucumber might not be ur thing) and your woman told you she perceived some foul smell, would you be offended? Or would you be appreciative and Press the GH button?

These problems are easily fixable with the right treatment, it all starts with you.

Don't forget you will have to run test your self, as you are currently a carrier of the smelly pussy STI/STD tongue

Good luck
Car Talk › Re: Most Practical Location For A Fire Extinguisher by GAZZUZZ(m): 4:24am On Jan 26, 2017
connkg:
I have searched NL Car Talk, but didn't find a previous thread on this. FRSC officers here present, I have decided to relocate my extinguisher from the trunk to underneath the driver's seat, in hope that I have the presence of mind to remember in an emergency.
Most burning cars (fuel, not electrical) begin either in front of or behind the car cabin.
Valid point?
Under the front passenger seat, has easy reach.
Autos › Re: Forgive Mr Cityhood by GAZZUZZ(m): 4:15am On Jan 26, 2017
ehissi:
Ole ni E. .............. angry

On top somebody #2.2million you dey talk all this rubbish, minus the many many people whey you sell iron coffin give............ angry

Memeluv, the barawo afonja is hia asking for forgiveness and a fresh supply of maga from NAiraland.......... undecided

Has he returned ya money or delivered the highlander you asked for?......... angry

Diportivo, gazzuzz come and see born-again 419er Oooooh........... angry
derogatory terms like this are unacceptable.
Car Talk › Re: Advice Needed On 2005 Kia Sportage by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:16pm On Jan 25, 2017
Readonee35L:
He saw a mouth watering offer in the autos section .
I see grin
Car Talk › Re: Advice Needed On 2005 Kia Sportage by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:07pm On Jan 25, 2017
PrinceDave001:
bros,I actually have the V6 in mind,from your experience how do you rate the v6?thanks.
The I4 Parts are easily accessible, engine is very responsive, and in if a replacement is required, very available. I Don't have experience with the V6.
Car Talk › Re: Advice Needed On 2005 Kia Sportage by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:00pm On Jan 25, 2017
PrinceDave001:
KINDLY ADVICE!!! How reliable is a 2005 kia Sportage?how available are the parts,fuel consumption and overall performance?users of this vehicle your experience will be appreciated.
I prefer the 4cyl model to the V6, and I can tell you it is a very reliable car.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Speaks About DSS Arrest, Issues Threat (Video) by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:05am On Jan 25, 2017
dhardline:
Though it was very wrong for Sss to try to arrest him cause it's obvious the order for his arrest

must have come from some other quarters and not the c in c but if I remember well apostle Paul

was arrested and imprisoned which in turn lead to the conversion of more people to Christianity.

So since you also are an apostle as you claim then if you are arrested and imprisoned hopefully

more people will be converted thru it. The Christians journey is not always a rossy one, the road

is always laced with tribulations.
God bless you brother. Trials and tribulation may come, but thru it all we be made stronger in christ.

Apostle carry your cross, christ will see you thru it, nothing will happen to naija if you are locked up till 2019
Romance › Re: He Fake Married His Sister To Get USA VISA. Now He Can't Marry Properly by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:29am On Jan 25, 2017
baum1:
Important Advice Needed - Mature Nairalander, Especially Those Based In The US - Family - Nairaland


Need help (Please don't judge me.)

Indianbro here. I had a good life when I was a teenager until I lost my parents in a car accident. I had to take care of my sister after that. It wasn't difficult because our parents left us a good fortune (not huge) and we had the support of family as well. In 2014, after finishing my master's, I decided to get a PhD in economics. I was admitted to an HRM (not holy zipcode, though) and was over the moon. My sister just finished her undergrad at that time and didn't know what to do with her life. This is where it gets a little weird: Through the suggestion of an elderly relative, we faked married (we pretended we are cousins, which is fine in India) and she came to US with me with an F2 visa. (we sleep in separate beds. no weird stuff.) Since we got here, she's been trying to enroll to a graduate program but to no avail.

Now, here's the problem. I met a very beautiful white girl in my second year, and we've been dating. It's been a dream. However, she's a little older than me (36). She knows about my situation and is very understanding. But because of her age, she wants to get married soon and have a baby. (her family is conservative and doesn't want her to have kids out of wedlock. Their daughter having a brown bf is hard enough for them. So I want to divorce my sister but then she will be deported to India, and she doesn't have anyone there. These circumstances are really bothering me. I really don't what to do. I know I'm to blame because of my dishonesty (marrying my sister) but I did it only to help family. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

MOD - if only you could help in this matter and do front page
https://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/need-help-please-dont-judge-me
You move on. You must not marry the white girl.

But I guess you are acting out a typical Nigerian script.
Car Talk › Re: Gear Box Oil by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:27pm On Jan 24, 2017
Crixie:
Use exactly what you see written on the dip stick of your GEAR box,That's your best bet!
And when the manufacturer Updates the info/requirements on transmission Lubrication, what happens?
Car Talk › Re: Gear Box Oil by GAZZUZZ(m): 4:59pm On Jan 24, 2017
kenx1:
Hello Gurus

I drive a 2.4 toyota camry, please i will want to know which is the best gear box oil to use

Please help because my gear oil is due for maintenance

Thank you
Toyota W.S is a better transmission oil choice. Oil change intervals are longer
Crime › Re: Turkish College: Kidnappers Fail To Release Victims After Receiving Ransom by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:16pm On Jan 23, 2017
Zoharariel:
Where is Abba Kyari of the IGP Special Intelligence Response Team?
same thoughts, that man is a legend

https://www.nigerianmonitor.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/abba-kyari-meet-ambode-4.jpg
Car Talk › Re: Odometer And Speedometer Issues, Pls Help!!! by GAZZUZZ(m): 2:53pm On Jan 23, 2017
amedualiyu:
it goes blank especially in the afternoon and during when am in traffic. fuel gauge mal functioning also
Replace cluster.
Car Talk › Re: Odometer And Speedometer Issues, Pls Help!!! by GAZZUZZ(m): 2:47pm On Jan 23, 2017
phoenixy:
Good Day Folks,
My 1999 toyata Camry "tiny light" odometer suddenly goes blank and speedometer also stops working after some minute while driving.

This happens mostly when the weather is very hot, sometimes when u start the car the odometer will be blank and the speedometer doesn't move.
It sometimes comes back on by itself after driving for long.

Whenever this malfunction happens, it affects the gear selection, it takes longer for the gear to select, there is always this sudden jerk of the car when it goes blank, and I will notice the blank odometer.

Car gurus in house, please I would appreciate your inputs and suggestions on how to remedy this issue.

Many thanks.
The reason I recommended a replacement of the cluster is because of the highlighted. If yours does not go blank, then the issue will be centered around the Vehicle speed sensor which is on the gearbox.

[img]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/21WsGZZgo4L._AC_UL320_SR288,320_.jpg[/img]
Car Talk › Re: Odometer And Speedometer Issues, Pls Help!!! by GAZZUZZ(m): 1:52pm On Jan 23, 2017
phoenixy:
Thanks Gazzuz, I just checked online and I now understand what instrument cluster is.

Will change it asap. Will it affect the previous odometer figures? Thanks for your time.
It will.
Car Talk › Re: Odometer And Speedometer Issues, Pls Help!!! by GAZZUZZ(m): 1:44pm On Jan 23, 2017
Car Talk › Re: Odometer And Speedometer Issues, Pls Help!!! by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:46pm On Jan 23, 2017
replace instrument cluster.
Car Talk › Re: Rav4 2004 Oil Pressure Indicator Flickers When Engine Is Hot, Pls Help!!! by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:37pm On Jan 23, 2017
blunt2dcore:
Many thanks to experts in the house for the advice. The vehicle was driven to the mechanic workshop, oil pan was removed, oil filter sieve blocked with dirts/ particles. It was thoroughly cleaned with petrol & engine was serviced with new oil & original oil filter. Car ran smoothly without any hassles after driving for about 100km.
Unfortunately you are not out of the woods yet, did you find metal shavings in the pickup screen or thick sludge?

If it was metal shavings, you have major engine wear, which will eventually result in more sever damage in the near future. If it was sludge, then a change in the oil change intervals and type of engine oil might slow down the untimely death of the engine.
In either case, you still need to pay more attention to future maintenance procedures on your engine.
Autos › Re: Sparkling Used KIA RIO 2008@ 950k @08084917622 by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:08am On Jan 23, 2017
Autos › Re: Sparkling Used KIA RIO 2008@ 950k @08084917622 by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:08am On Jan 23, 2017
Youngkay:
WhatsApp No...08084917622
(Leather Interior
Automatic transmission
Factory Air-conditioning
Power windows
Power steering
Power seats
Air-bags
Anti-locking braking system
Alloy-wheels
Sun-roof
CD Changer
AM/FM Radio
Steering cruise/volume control buttons
Stop doing copy and paste.

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by GAZZUZZ(m): 4:58am On Jan 23, 2017
Ishilove:
My sister, I would have believed you if I didn't check his profile and confirm that he has been coming online to read our comments here. Evidently he also missed the rapture.

Was there ANYONE raptured on the 20th of January, 2016? huh huh

*sob* MrPresident1 say something, I miss you!!! cry cry cry

Okay, I agree, I wee join your harem and serve you your meals butt nekkid. Anything you ask me to do I wee do...Just say something!!!!

*wail, weep* cry cry sad

#bringbackourMrPresident#
shocked
Car Talk › Re: For Your Sake Don't Ignore by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:43pm On Jan 22, 2017
EMXTAN1:
Good afternoon all. Pls if you get to know of
anyone selling his/her car. Any model and any
color. In good condition with all the document
valid and legal, and the price is between 2.5 to
3million. Pls let him/her sell it. I don't care!!
this Guy done smoke
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4708296_img20160912154232430_jpeg65878c1aa7a9ab4d1ddec6a065a60f59
Autos › Re: SOLD! Sweet Registered 1999 Lexus ES300 @ 1.070m. by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:04pm On Jan 22, 2017
I love this thread. grin OP if car is in lagos no mind all this people, just drive down let me give your car a personal review.

Happy sales
Car Talk › Re: Non Functional Temperature Guage Of A Car by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:08pm On Jan 22, 2017
Valvin:
Please house,what could make the temperature gauge of a car not reading on the dashboard even when the speedometer and fuel gauge are reading... Experts in the house please I need solutions...
https://repairguide.autozone.com/znetrgs/repair_guide_content/en_us/images/0996b43f/80/20/5e/44/medium/0996b43f80205e44.gif

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/s0xqGivBeIg/maxresdefault.jpg

Check if the sensor in the pic is connected.
Car Talk › Re: Between Mazada 3 Vs Toyota Corolla 2004 Model by GAZZUZZ(m): 2:57pm On Jan 22, 2017
sidvinci:
Gurus in the house,Help out a brother. Am stuck betwwen buying a toyota corolla and mazada 3 2004 model. Please which one will be better efficiency and economical wise.
Thanks
Corrola is a better option, if nigeria is the intended country of use.
Car Talk › Re: New Price List Of Toyota Cars In Nigeria ( Caution: Better Sit Before You Read) by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:21pm On Jan 22, 2017
abes:
This is good for KIA
please do you have Kia/Hyundai price list?
Car Talk › Re: New Price List Of Toyota Cars In Nigeria ( Caution: Better Sit Before You Read) by GAZZUZZ(m):
Sad turn of events. The price of the avensis was the price of a lexus LX570 in 2014.
Car Talk › Re: Writing Off A Car Engine by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:36pm On Jan 21, 2017
Lancasterman:
sorry pls. i did a scan on my car and got some codes for knock sensor 1 and 2 and o2 sensor. the O2 sensor should be the reason for my high consumption but what is the significance of the knock sensor code. i have noticed oil shortage on the engine. is it due to the knock sensor issue. the car is a Sienna 2000 model. thanks.
If you notice, cars no longer have distributors that can be adjusted to advance or ret.ard timing, timing values are adjusted when the knock sensors report information from combustion detonation and the timing is advanced or reta.rded by the engine ecu as required.

The knock sensors are very powerful microphones that can pic up vibrations caused by detonation in the combustion chamber. They also generate their own A.C voltage.

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