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That guy is an eye sore. Like father (bubu) like son (transformation. .. transformation).

Waoh, I love this forum. Its the most educative forum in Nigeria, as I speak, sorry type .

That registry is a PLC, and conduct almost 200 weddings per day usually Thursday and Friday, somebody mentioned being given a number as high as 170 something. I think that's why Lagos state is eyeing that possibility of income coming to Lagos coffers instead of FG.

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Which windows is running on it?

isaiahisaiah428:
Pls My Hp 8440 Hotspot Is Not Connecting, Pls I Need Sum1 To Hlp Me.

If it is an HP laptop it is possible that it the HDD is bad, but if it is a Dell system the HDD may not be faulty. Dell laptops usually proves to be stubborn at times.

adenine02:
I plugged an external hard drive to it for my kids to see a movie in it and after some time they called me that the computer stop working
The screen was blank and nothing is working
I switched it off and when I switched it back on it shows
"No boot disk has been detected or the disk has failed"
Please what can I do

I've removed the had external hard drive

And I'm even scared of connecting it to my laptop

Anyone with linux 18.0 iso

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Intel core i5
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HDD: 500gb RAM: 4gb upgradable
Screen: 15.6 inches
Ports: 4 USB ports, SD card
Bluetooth, wireless network WiFi
DVD rewritable drive
Good Battery
Windows 10 (64bit) may 2018 version, tweaked for optimal performance
Very clean
Comes with free charger.
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Always off your engine before you buy fuel. A word for the half-wise sef, not even the wise.

anywhere you see hose put nozzle and you will understand if you have bought fuel before.

swiz123:
A man with Keke napep came to fill gas without putting off d engine and fixing d hoss, i never notice him removing d hoss claiming to confirm if d gas is coming out before i could stop him he drop d hoss right under d napep, i try to pick it up and off it but it explode but today am thanking God cause this is me after d incident, God added to my beauty and made me conquer."

Can someone help me crack the code she wrote up there. I have read this 10 whopping times but I am yet to grab a thing.

Nonsense, go and ask Dangote, or Davido if they can cook.

I can imagine all those small girl wey small boys carry, dey command person, girl wey no reach your junior sister!!!

consultancy:
worked in a hotel, BAR MAN.... . i can still remember the girls shoutin "bar man, one more bottle of smirnoff ice and 2 bullet", and how i resigned after one month as i could not take it anymore. that was many many many years ago

I think any lady waiting for a Porsche from his guy should get ready to die unmarried.

EmperorKpee:
Absolutely! In fact I've started working hard since yesterday. This morning bae was nagging saying sebi na one boyfriend be that way buy hin babe Porsche. Then I asked her, how long have they been dating? She said 5 years. I asked her how long we've been dating. She said 4 months. Then I told her, when our relationship is exactly 5 years and the money I'm saving for her Porsche is not yet complete, she should leave me for another guy.
If y'all want an ASSURANCE, y'all should be ready to do the time.

She was used as a pond in the Chess game called BBN. Her controversy was used to keep the house noisy and generate movement for the pen of writers and typers.

Dont worry , I dey wait for 2019......................................I will vote you out................................................

Her hair is just like this picture in clash of the titans

Letenwam:
Nigerian model, Chika Lann, who set the internet on fire after she claimed that her unique hairstyle is worth N40million, has made a move to protect herself by getting a police escort following the threats she's been getting.

According to Chika Lann, she has been getting scary threats after she declared her hair is worth worth N40million, and also lost her freedom. Her Instagram post reads; 

I've been getting scary threats. So i decided to get myself a personal MOPOL. #lostmyfreedom#myhairisworth40million.


https://lailasnews.com/model-chika-lann-gets-police-escort-over-scary-threats-over-her-life/

type systeminfo at cmd and send me credit to the tune of the value you see on your system
i.e. 1gb = 1k
2gb = 2k
etc

michelKalib:
nobody here who can help me?

You people are blaming women, when your senators are collecting millions that is supposed to be used to create good life in the country as 13.5 Million Naira allowance monthly while they are doing absolutely nothing but sleeping in the house and still using that same money to entice your wives. How long will Nigerians keep quiet and suffer in silence?

I don't condone the woman's act but I think our corrupt politicians impoverished the country and made people to leave their families behind "running to Sokoto" in search of "what is in our sokoto"( Oun a nwa lo Sokoto o nbe lapo sokoto)

IF WE ARE NOT COURAGEOUS TO CONFRONT OUR LEADERS , WE WILL, WITHOUT CHOICE BE FACED WITH CONTINUAL POVERTY. IT MIGHT EVEN GET WORSE.

LETS FIGHT FOR OUR FUTURE.
NIGERIANS WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Read this if in doubt

http://saharareporters.com/2018/03/12/outrage-nigeria-over-senators-n135-million-monthly-allowance

makdcash:
Women!

kpaofame:
hmmm

Some Guys now be planning how to chop off the Ferrari from Davido's wrist

Those coconut heads handling Nigeria's government. Na only to chop money them sabi.

agwom:
Nigeria is the only member country in the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) that imports petrol and is currently the largest importer of Premium Motor Spirit (PMS) in the world, Group Managing Director of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Dr. Maikanti Baru, said in Abuja yesterday.

Baru, who spoke through NNPC’s Chief Operating Officer (COO), Upstream, Alhaji Bello Rabiu, at the 2018 Oloibiri Lecture Series (OLEF) while responding to questions from delegates, said the country had reached such import level because the refineries had not worked to their maximum capacity.

The OLEF, organised annually by the Society of Petroleum Engineers (SPE), Nigeria Council, in commemoration of the first oil well drilled in Nigeria at Oloibiri in Bayelsa State in 1956, brings together key industry players to chart the right path for the oil sector.

“As we speak today, Nigeria is the only OPEC country that imports petrol and we are the largest importer of PMS in the world,” Baru said.

“We actually import one million tonnes of PMS every month into a country that produces oil and gas and has refinery. It is a shameful thing, it doesn’t make sense and that is what we are trying to address,” he added.

He said the refineries have not been operating at maximum capacity, but that the NNPC was working to address these challenges with the imminent announcement of investors who would bring in funding for the repair of the plants.

“Upgrades of our refineries from the current name plate capacity of 445,000 barrels of crude oil per day (bpd) to at least 1million bpd is the focus. Discussions with relevant investors and financiers are ongoing. The expectation is that the refineries will be fully back on stream by December 2019,” he said.

The Chairman of SPE Nigeria Council, Mr. Chikezie Nwosu said the SPE-OLEF now in its 18th year, had become a forum that brought together key industry players to discuss on topical issues in the energy industry with a view to influencing the right policy direction to enable the growth of the industry and the economy.

Earlier, in an oil industry address, the GMD announced that Nigeria had seen the most aggressive drop in gas flaring from a peak of 2.5 billion standard cubic feet per day few years ago to about 700 million standard cubic feet per day.

https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/nnpc-nigeria-now-world-s-largest-petrol-importer.html

Ha Ha Ha, your body go enter gear 5 straight with full vibration

RogueX:
Yea learnt the neutral thing.

Bonus: don't drive past when a woman wants to cross in front of you

Stop, look at her ikebe and horn your appreciation.

It helps with the transmission on your body

Na only shortcut make you a guru? O ti tiaun dey Porta.

The first thing to do is to connect it to a monitor and see if its displaying. If yes change your screen. if no, it might mean your motherboard has fault that need to be looked into by a qualified engineer.

use a windows xp system to do this operation, Win XP OS is rugged.
Type chkdsk/r/f
sfc/scannow

firstly confirm if you can see the hard disk in the disk manager.

You can uninstall all usb drivers (hope you know how to) and restart. It will re-install itself when you power up the system again. and you can start all over again and try to see why it was behaving that way.

She dey do olosho for ordinary 5k, if she come see person wey go pay her 800k, she go die dia.

So far the best advice...................

radiokilla:
I believe others have said it all. Don't be greedy, let your LI take the 19,800 whilst you keep your job. You may not be lucky to have a job easily. Don't allow that selfish principal ruin your future.

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bulakos25:
My desktop computer fails to boot and when i want to install a new windows using installation disk it fails to install and the computer displays blue screen error.

Remove you RAM, clean it and insert it again. If its two, use only one. and see if it works. BSD is most times a problem associated with memory

Nice tips. Am a computer engineer myself.

In this matter, let Christ take His sweet revenge. This matter pass me.

You guys tried, are they with guns, if not i expect more stunts from you. You should have asked for their ID's too.

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