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All the items in this job description can be done remotely.

Good know your enterprise level switch very well. commands and all. Dress well, as in corporate. They pay well. Know your CV well.

Immediately after the call, you should have explained, how bad it was struggling to meet up, if they believed you, fine, if not, move on.

AGManuel:
I write this with tears in my eyes but I won't cry because a man is not supposed to.

If really I was such a bad person , I hope to change and live a better life. But to deserve unemployment because of a past situation I found myself in which I couldn't help, I think it's too much for me to bear, but what do I know? maybe I deserve to be unemployed.

But if I tell you I'm not depressed, I'm lieing .

Last year I got a marketing Job with a bank few months after my NYSC when things were extremely hard . Even transport money to go for the training was hard. On the first day of training, on my way home, I lost my phone which was the only thing of value I had then. Safe to say I began the Job phoneless , cashless and frustrated .

Even money to buy bank wears and appear smart or serious was a case . No transport for work, no phone for my work and marketing, no clothes to wear, I'll leave out feeding coz I could control that with starvation or one square meal. My mom was only able to raise small cash for me which most times didn't last a week, transport to and fro was 400 naira, a plate of food was 300, before I get transport for marketing , airtime and transport to call and bringing customers to open accounts and running around on the job which was money intensive, anybody who worked a as marketer before can relate...all these with a huge target of 30 accounts to open and a target of 3 million to bring to the bank.. At least I'm expected to spend 1k a day on the Job which I have not been paid. Remember it was my first month and most banks don't pay in the first month, it's in the second month they combine your salary and pay. Pay was 35k. I was just frustrated.

All these struggles manifested in my performance coz I couldn't deliver and my first two months was a mess coz some days I just couldn't go to work. Sometimes I came to work late coz I had to look for transport money in the morning. Being able to come to work and survive was my main concern then, I fell sick many times out of starvation and it affected my Job. On one occasion or two the Branch manager assisted with stipends when I complained to her about my struggles. Most times the stipends only lasted a day or two but It was a life saver for me coz there was no other option, at least I was able to come to work and eat the next day. Fellow colleagues couldn't help, nobody could, I dropped shame one day in the board meeting and asked for help for we the new staff and how hard it is for us to keep up with the Job. I got nothing.

Not too long after, I resigned to pursue something else . I traveled.

Only for me to come back after 8 months for another bank Job interview and when my former Branch manager was called as a referral, the one I complained to about my struggles and reasons for my underperformance , the same one who assisted me sometimes and this was her reply "He's unserious, indiscipline and unfit for the Job. I was not supposed to hear that but the interviewer put it on loud by mistake and I heard that part before she quickly put the phone off. Immediately I knew I wasn't gonna get the Job.

It hurts me so much, dad is no more, mom a widow, siblings in school calling me day and night for money being the first son and bread winner. If I'm unserious and irresponsible, I can change & become better. No matter the circumstances I faced, I can't make excuses for that. But if I was such a terrible person to deserve unemployment . I let God be the Judge. The interview happened yesterday.

I'm back to the unemployment table guys. My advice to every young hustler out there is to do their best on any job they find themselves no matter the circumstances. But my prayer is for our pasts not to deny us our future bread. We go make am last last.

Let the bank compare the details on the account. Her picture , her bvn, and her addess. etc.
This story sounds stupid anyway.

O. Y. O.

febbydaniel472:
Our company requires the services of an IT Specialists (Computer Science / Information Technology or related discipline.

Required qualifications for IT Specialists:
Bachelor's Degree in Computer Science, Information Technology or Master's Degree in Information Technology from the National Open University of Nigeria only and other universities will be disqualified. Because we believe graduate from the National Open University of Nigeria has better knowledge of research especially in IT which is our major focus.
Moreover, he / she must be computer savvy with a flair for training IT courses
In addition, he / she must be willing to travel at least once every month.
Lastly, send your CV and the scanned copies of your credentials to Email: araborevhodakhe@gmail.com

Salary: N120,000 naira per month and depending on qualifications and experience.

Job location: Lagos, Abuja and Calabar. You can be posted to any of our branches after the interview and only shortlist applicants will be contacted with details.

Note: Only National Open University graduate should apply and CV without credentials will be disqualified . Please adhere strictly to the instructions.

He neva start work in real life he dey commit suicide, if he con start work nko? he go die con burn himself. Nonsense.

What if he didnt say please, will that not be worse?

DeSepiero:
Poor communication skills.
You just added 'please' in an instruction to your boss.

Your boss could be having a bad day already.

This story is why I like Nairaland. It is said as it is. It is the truth and nothing but the truth. OP should just start praying, fasting and sending his CV for another place.

Yuceeluv:
He is your boss, not your padi whom you can text whenever you like.

In a formal organisation, there are ways things are done. No matter how polite a situation looks, if it is going against certain basic rules, IT IS WRONG. What happened with waiting for whenever he comes back from wherever before going to his office to explain to him challenges you usually face in his absence?

About quitting, I know how frustrating a job can get. I resigned from my bank job because of it. I had #2.3m at the time I resigned but right now, I am praying to get back that job. Money was invested terribly(this includes loaning some to someone I held dear to my heart)...Everything down the drain at the moment.

My point? don't leave that job until you have another CERTAIN means of income.

As it is always said, there is someone out there wishing to be in your shoes.

If she is not sleeping with your boss will you come here, OP. but be careful every story has an end, good or bad, otherwise, see you in season two.

bentben:
So I will try to be as brief as possible, because story is very long.

Started having an affair with this close friend of my wife who now happens to be my colleague in the office now... I helped her got the job before we started having se. X. I have been her target, Infact that was why she came so close to my wife, I'm introverted, so that was the only way she could get close.

Yes she's not happy in her marriage, because her husband is promiscuous and don't give her attention . She used me to ease her pain. I consented to the affair because I kind of felt I was assisting her ease the pain in the marriage... I was totally wrong... I goofed, along the line we fell in love with each other... Deeply in love, even  we knew what we were doing was wrong.

Every fuc, king persons in my neighbourhood and office feels I'm straff1ng her, but we were never caught in the act.
The more I try to resist and stop this whole affair, the more the bond, considering we work in same office space.

She wants more attention than I give to my wife her supposedly friend .. She flares up most time when I pick my wife's call... Forgetting we are close family friends and can easily be caught.
She steal kisses whenever she visits, not minding my wife is in the kitchen.
We both have kids... That are friends.

NOW THE BIG ISSUE :

Because of the less attention she's getting from me, considering the fact that I want to play safe, she has decided to start straff1ng our boss who seems to be giving her the whole attention as it seems now.

Our boss his a nice handsome guy.

Myself and our boss are very close Pal, he knew I'm so close to her but choose to get is own pound of the flesh... Even though he claim he wasn't... But I was privileged to hack and  read their chat and got knowledge of their sexcapade...

She still wants an affair with me, she's fuc. k1ng  sleeping with two married people in an office.
I found this very hurtful, shameful, disgraceful and disgusting... Even though what I'm also doing is terrible...
I'm trying to heal and stop this whole affair... I took some days off work to clear my head already.

I'm deeply hurt by her actions, blocked her on all social media handles.

I need matured advice please on how to scale through all this without going back to my vomit looking that we work in same office space and I got to see her every other day.

This story is no fiction... Pls bash me, but don't forget to drop a word of advice for me and probably her.

I'm using a new moniker... I have been an active nairalander... I want to hide my shame.. kindly also ignore my typo... It was done on my phone.

Thank you.

MOD will appreciate if it can get to FP plsssssss.

Very useless job, go and watch "In search of Hapiness" and you will know that its only useless jobs and unintelligent interviewer that does such a thing.

What really matters is what you are bringing to the table, not how you are dressed. Have you seen any man that eats bread cover with bread, no matter how fanciful the package is.

Dreamz77:
Pls guys let's mind the way we dress when going for interviews.

Went for an interview at grooming micro finance Bank Ojoo (Ibadan). After long waits we were told that two people have been disqualified for the interview already. Little did I know I was the asun "scapegoat".

I had felt a bit uneasy earlier and had released my neck button not knowing the boss there had noted that down" unsmart dress sense"! jeez!! And I had always been soo painstaking about stuff like that especially with tips and experiences from nairalanders...

To Sum it up,I was sent out Cox of da Lil "slumber".was really pissd Cox I had stayed up all 9t practicing interest rates and solvin emergency mathematics. well av learnt my lessons so pls guys not until u get screwed!always b mindful of your appearance Cox u never know,ur village ppl might just be watching

You don't know your right, your should have reported him to the police, as far as he slapped you. He is in trouble. It is against the law in Lagos State.

Foolish neighbour, despite all the news, she still had the courage to spread undies outside.

Make naija danfo come jam this one now, the film go sweet die, the danfo driver go just die behind the steering wheel. No need to beg.

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Lie. c ur nuse.

visijo:
Men should always be careful when hugging a girl becoz they do use their knee to check the size of your d**k.

Na G-boy or even ritualist

YabaLeftist:
For you to ask this kin stup1d question e sure me say you dey into criminal activity.




@op take heart.

There is a mistake here, Ikate is different from Ikota. Coming from VI, Ikate is before the Second toll gate while Ikota is after the second toll gate.

naturalwaves:
It is located around Ikate area. Almost opposite Mega Chicken. Their signpost is very visible from the opposite side of Mega chicken. It is off the express.Very good location but useless management. Ikate is just before VGC after Chevron when coming from Lekki axis.

The man don high, come go jam truck. Them don curse am and he no go church go pray. You know say wicked people in black dey always think say them be God. Karma dey o.

MyGeneration:
The officer ran into a truck and got crushed.

The truck did not run over the man or run into the man.

To me the accident is the mans fault, the owner of the truck is just trying to play his part. She should accept the money.

How did he drive into an abandoned truck, is he high on something?. Remember that is what killed Dagrin. He must be high and driving.

Screenshot and post your chat when she got there, and just follow up with the police. The guy is a ritualist.

The link is blind.

This is a common Nigerian lie, that friend is you. PERIOD.

I know this female op copied this from a site but it is a good stuff and others can learn from this. Depending on the age of the kids the man can get custody of the kids, but if the kids are very young, he can't except he has a very good reason why the lady in question should not keep the children.

Why are you selling this car? It is clean. Any issue?

I will give you my half cents. Learn either computer graphics or web design with your teaching jobs and later go for networking.

If he is really serious, he should start with Tinubu, Amaechi and Fashola. Gbam

Your prayer has been answered check this link

https://www.nairaland.com/4973264/need-ubah-driver-personal-driver

laladre:
Please Nairalanders, if you have a car that you wanna use for Uber or Taxify and you don't have a Driver, am available to drive for you... and if theres any driving job available, personal or corporate driving. My contact is 09076001920 or 08037728117... please Nairalanders help a brother.

My own brand go get wings and e go fly.

Seriously, I guess this must be bedmatics.

GoodBoi1:
I really love my girlfriend but I'm not sure I can cope with her attitude that I have pointed out over time. I believe she loves me too but at times she talks to me disrespectfully, uses wrong, unfriendly tone.

When I try to correct her she denies and it leads to arguments. I'm just tired of this and I'm contemplating breaking up with her but she has other good traits that makes me feel I should just be patient with her.

Pls, I need advise as I fear we will often be quarreling if we get married.

Don't commit suicide o. Pls

yuyaasales:
The moment you decide to commit suicide because you can't meet Your sales target, finally... I love you all