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chingle5:
Guys I am literally at the point of smashing my phone I don't where I hav gone wrong... I thought it is only on my opera browser the gorilla is only show but it is showing everywhere on my phone even on my mx player... Me I don't know what to do again....

Please what is the difference between this situation and MMM. Not even receiving the capital investment.

Mood11:
Your signature says, "Maturity is ur ability not to lie, but don't say the whole truth"

Maybe you should apply what you have on your signature when you get to the meeting next month. Be very mature, don't lie to them but also don't say the whole truth about the whereabouts of the money.

Money you give to your wife be like mutual funds, if you try to withdraw it suddenly it won't come out complete.

I got to see this post by OP while checking a forex gurus profile. I think this is the right time to think like this, but if you don't have a rich parent, you have to struggle by yourself.


One thing I will advice you to do is to develop your skill. Especially IT. When you have mastered it, learn to sell the skill, then thank me later. The skill might even sponsor you through school, depending on how good you are. It will be the foundation of the rest of your life.

Print account statement and take it to Opay, if it shows Opay, tell Opay also to print account statement for them to prove to you that it didn't enter from there take a strong action depending on what you see in the printouts

This is the true picture of forex, you can gain and you can lose, it's a plus or minus thing. This account is not mine (it's a copy trade account from the big player) but show how much you can make with adequate training and adequate funding and how much you can lose if you are not fully baked.

Me too, I look forward to get there, but honestly, forex is not for the faint-hearted.

Gats to learn well or gets knocked out. (It is a school of hard knocks

Harold4lyf:
Forex na scam because you wanted to become BNaira over night and start flying to 8 different countries in one month..... enter forex with the aim of making money and you go lose all your capital and your life sef join.....but enter with the aim of being a skilled trader and money go flow.....many people think that 20yrs at a job before becoming a manager is good but 3-5 years as a trader is too long

Biggest crime in forex now. If you can master it you can survive in Forex business. Always put stop loss. .

jafaru196:
no stop loss obviously

Biggest crime in forex now. If you can master it you can survive in Forex business. Always put stop loss.

jafaru196:
no stop loss obviously

Self discipline is also important. Only invest in what you know and not what you are pressured to invest in.

NairalandAngel:
I have lost a lot of money in several business deals that did not go as planned.

Lost about N2.2 million during the crash of the Nigerian stock market. I bought massively into shares of banks, Transcorp, Big Treat etc. The value of everything crashed before my very eyes

Invested N2 million in a business to supply sand and my business partner absconded to the UAE with my money

Invested N400K plus in a business to prepare and deliver food to offices in VI and Lekki. The business did not even make 1Kobo!

Invested $200 in a Binary options account and the account manager blew the whole money!

There are several others which I just do not want to remember

Lessons learnt:-
Scrutinise every business proposal thoroughly

Do not invest in a business out of pity or because you want to help someone

Do not trust a Nigerian business partner 100% especially where money is involved

Congrats o, OP

I know, one day I will give testimony like this too in the ICT sphere.

Makuos19:
I just can't thank Him enough. After many years of searching for something better, God has finally answered my prayers in this difficult times in the country!

To all who are still trying, dont give up. Your miracle is already on its way!!! You shall testify soon

Why? What did OctaFX do? Please lets know so that others will be warned.

sidvinci:
Run from octafx broker...... the are not pure

Na wah o, you no even know wether na Karate person you dey follow talk. Just passing by.

hidhrhis:
Bro if u ain't interested in something u don't have to condemn others doing it
Calling people u don't know fools,stupid shows the kind of family u came out from
U may be older than me ooo I'm 25 but I go beat u bend if u meet me anywhere

How does one explain how all the cyber cafes in town suddenly lose internet access? i have heard about this before , but now from you, i am hearing from the horses mouth.

teemy:
Let me give you one funny scenario. In the days of greed when we used to do all in, I was in a trade that started to go bad. How does one explain how all the cyber cafes in town suddenly lose internet access? That is usually when one makes all sorts of deals with any deity one worships.

I took my loss like a man.

No contact

You guys should stop this rubbish post, lets see picture or video. Otherwise its fake, some people are just enriching themselves from the figures and collecting grants.

When trouble sleeps , yanga go wake am, .....when Op get small money , he say he wan get big breast like woman ... Palava he dey find, palava he go get ooooo

You need to pray for him, cos that how they start. I believe that since leaving him is not an option then fix him.
You too must also fix yourself and not be totally financially dependent

Slap his ears with coke bottle, he will never near you again.

Ebus12:
My fellow nairalanders
Good afternoon

I have been a member for close to a year now.... Even though I have been a guest for about 2 years before joining.

I have sought advice here twice and your advice has really helped a lot. Please help me once more my people

I just got admitted into a school in the south East while my parents live in the North.

My parents (my mum especially) pleaded with me to stay with her eldest sister and her children for a while, at least for my first year in school

I didn't want it at first ... But I had to agree just cuz of the way my mom was now on my neck.
She worried I knew nothing about the east.... She wanted me to get a bit used to the East

With the help of my dad..... She succeeded in convincing me to stay in her sister's house.

My first weeks in the house was quiet peaceful and fun not untill my cousin brother started looking for his biscuits

Funny right

It seemed funny that a 23 years old dude would turn out to be a devil just cuz of an ordinary 100 naira biscuits.
Mind you ... He is the only son
He asked everyone and everyone denied taking it. He asked me and I too denied it.... Cuz I didn't take it.

He beat hell out of me... Insisting I was the thief.
We became almost enemies and didn't talk to each other for about 2 months.
Aways from that ... We reconciled tho

But he still remained a trouble to my life
Always beating me as if am an animal.... He beats his sister too.

But it seems mine is worst
He has stopped me from sitting on a particular chair in the parlour.
He bullies me ... Telling me there is nothing I, my parents, or anyone can do to him.

I received the beating of my life today because the Tv remote got spoilted and he is insisting it's me. He accuses me of virtually everything that goes wrong in the house.

I'm getting sick, depressed and it's affecting me alot.

I don't want to disturb my mum about it ... It might cause problem between she and her sister
I don't want to be the cause of anyone's quarrel with another person.

I wish to go home. And I can't go back home now ... Cuz of the Corona virus and the inter state lockdown.

Please what do I do ?
Help me out
He gets worst by the day.

Reply hi, "Hotels day?"

slyfox35:
Best friends or closest friends as some people term it is quite normal in the life of 80% of world population, I had one too.

We grew up as teens together, matured as adults together, he came to our house always and ate all his meals with us. My mom was really nice to him when she was alive. He wore my clothes and never returned them. I did not ask because my parents always provided for me although they were average citizens.

Then the worst thing in my life happened. I lost both my parents within the space of four years.
Things turned downhill for me (orphans do suffer a lot.. Too much suffering for you to believe there is even God in heaven who takes care of the fatherless and motherless).

My friend travelled to an African country. He kept telling me to come over there to work that things are better there. I kept declining but after a year of constant pressure, I decided to man up, packed my bags and travelled to meet him.

Guess what? I did not stay up to 5 days with him!!!

His attitude changed by the second day, he yells at me at every given opportunity, from his best friend, I turned to his boy, the heat he was given me was so bad that when he leaves the house and he comes back, I get scared just by hearing his footsteps. I virtually turned to a nonentity to him. I had no money on me because the little I had left, he collected it when I arrived. I knew no one, I felt so miserable and alone and I started regretting why I left Nigeria.

On the fifth day ,I woke up early in the morning and shook him up. I don’t know what got into me (but I am glad it did), I told him I can’t stay with him anymore and I want to leave. He did not even feel bad about this, he did not think of the fact that I know nothing and nowhere in this country. He let me go.

I packed my bag amid tears and went into the street. Mind you, I had no one to call back in Nigeria... It was tough on me but as a naija guy and as God will have it, I did not spend even a night on the streets. I was shocked that a total stranger took me in, clothed and fed me. He taught me everything he knows. I worked for 6 months and was able to make 2 million Naira. This was like a dream to me (If you get money ehn, to praise God Dey sweet o)

I came back to Nigeria, rented an apartment, furnished it and continued working from here.

This so called best friend of mine saw my posts and pictures on Facebook and video called me to check on me (I guess his eyes did not believe what he was seeing) he asked me if I am in a hotel, I said no, I am in my apartment. He was shocked (me I nor keep any grudge against you) he told me he was coming to Nigeria and that I should please forgive him and forget everything that happened. I told him I can forgive but can’t forget.

What surprised me most are this exact words he said “my guy, if I come, na your house I go relax first abeg”

Now my fellow Nairalanders, I am asking, how should I go about this?

I have forgiven him but should I allow him into my home?

Rubbish, girl wey no do half of that lost a relationship. Talking back at my mom is a no no. end of relationship.

Bad Character!!!

If she enter house finish, how will she listen to you. Warn her about it "first" before taking final action.

funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

Thanks, It was a refreshing.

This is what killed a little boy in a school where the proprietor makes liquid soap to make ends meet, he drank liquid soap thinking it was water, since it was in a bottle and the boy always drink from a bottle.

enemmo:
Our liquid soap was golden yellow, same colour as vegetable oil.
I was gisting and distracted, so I poured more 'oil' in the stew. I noticed the stew was 'foaming', then I realised I used liquid soap for the stew.
It was not funny o

In this stay at home where did he go to. Any ways dont leave your electricals on when you go out. Even fridge at times. better to be safe than sorry.

Ha Ha Ha, hope they have not started dancing. cos their Dance na gbege for your side. 1 year dry fasting and prayer.

glimpse33:
They have been standing outside my window for close to 2 weeks now.

I don't know what to do.

So sad. God will help you find your feet again. Oore niwon indeed.

Lighthammer:
The one that affects me most and turned my life upside down
turning me into someone who now begs,cnt boast of ordinary 1 k again
a friend that i brought from my town in osun state to kwara here,housed him,fed him and clothed him fr almost 6 month last year,got a job paying almost 50 k fr him,while am earning 35 k myself,
so i took a huge loan of almost close to 500 k to start a business but my so called friend joined league with some people and defrauded me,then shit hit the fan,i lost my job,got arrested many times,almost commit suicide because i was overwhelmed....
i was evicted from where i was paying close to 100 k as rent,my other friends and people i have helped in the past turned their back on me...
i lived in an uncompleted building fr two month...till nw am nt balanced financially,emotionally and psychologically....
as am typing now,been surviving on water and mangoe fr d past one week....
fear people......fear people and limit who you help.

The most painful thing is that if you hear what they are saying behind your back, they will be calling you mumu, as if it is a sin to help people.

indoorlove:
I made some cool money few years back and decided to help my friends and family. Gave about 8 of them 300k each to push into their businesses and asked them to pay back after a year. No collateral, no interest. Its been over 2 years now, only one person has been able to return 132k. Others simply do not care. I thought I was helping them so they could help themselves, now I know better.

Hoeees!!! Them plenty for my office, and anything that happens in the office them must to tell the MD, married ones dey among them o, see how useless them be.

antocreative:
I could remember going through something and people said a lot of bad things about me, not knowing I was very highly depressed. I almost committed suicide then.
Also I worked with one very useless pastor, who pretends alot. He will use and use you but will never give you a dime. Very manipulative selfish man. It will never be well with you wherever you are Mr fake pastor. You will continually beg to feed in this land of the living. This man will sell you for just 10000 naira. Because of this useless man, i honestly have a natural hatred for pastors. Fool.

Also be weary of close friends in the work place. I have learnt a lot from keep close friends in the work place, especially females. They are not worth it. I was best friends with one useless hoe in my former work place. I didn't know the idiot was sleeping wiith the MD. Anything I tell her, she goes and tells him. I have never seen someone that placed little value on herself like this woman (she's not even a girl again ooh). Agbalagba somebody

Find a way to get part of the said relieve materials mentioned by the Gov on TV, if you stay in Lagos.

ciujiagbe72:
Dear Seun and Nairalanders,,pls let this trend on the front page.
For almost for the last 14days of this lockdown in Lagos,the factory company that I work at has closed,,no work no movement,, which means no salary,,,even now coupled with another 14days by the presidential announcement,,

Pls friend, I am nor a beggar and I hate to beg,I love to give out to others even with the little that I have I still share,because I know that I am working and not lazy.

Pls friend, but now I don't know what to do now,,I am pleading from my heart to everyone or anyone to come to my aid,,,even if is as little as anything,, pls I am seriously vexed and angry and starving,,,,,,,, this is not a drill and is no joke,,I am serious,,,

I know some will laugh or make jest or say insult,,is okkay you are welcome to saybut I won't reply you cos I will not have the strength to type back against you ,I just need your cooperation and help...if God touches your mind to help me out,do do by this account.

ZENITH BANK 2118005762 CHRISTOPHER TONI BHOLA.

THANK you ALOT.

Yes oooooo, Egungun be careful, lockdown lowa.

ifeanyija:
Egungu be careful

@nobody, I am sure Kovik - One Nine don fire you.
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This gen is relatively new, did it develop a fault?