₦airaland Forum

SirMichael1:
I'm not a psychic so I don't know what you're thinking.

sisisioge:
I'm saying I'm absolutely not responsible for you thought line.

sisisioge:
Hmmmm...I miss the way he sends me money any time I asked. I was never broke...he spoilt me rotten. Now I can't even afford to adequately pick all my bills though I work like a camel! Whew! I miss having a bf

SirMichael1:
I never had an ex. I just couldn't stand someone's touch as it makes me uncomfortable.

There's just two times I experienced a hug from ladies.

First was during a crossover night and she pulled me close for a hug.

Second was a friend I pulled close for a hug at night after studying together. Trust me, it was weird. I hated it.

I'm just not comfortable when I'm touched and that's why I tend to sleep alone. I don't want you wriggling your limbs on my body while I sleep. Can't stand it!

yeeshanana:
He was so caring,would go to any length to make sure I was happy. Hometown differences tore us apart

jauntty:
Here's a toast to my Exs

Chioma : My NYSC babe. She was lively and crazy. No dull moment with her. Everything about her was fun fun fun..... But she can vex too.

Happiness : This one was a typical warri girl. Gra Gra girl. From outing to clubbing. God delivered me. Last last She is now a babymama

Ifeoluwa : my 2016 Lagos GF... Verryyyyy caring and understanding. Have never seen her angry. I just felt she was too good for me.

Hilra : My only Northern girl Ex. This girl na wife material 100000 yards... Cooks, sew, bakes. She is now married to one Alhaji.

Esther : My Calabar GF. Joke aside, na from this girl I confirm say Calabar ladies are SKILLFUL, both in the kitchen and in the "Other side". I miss all the weekends of just being indoors eating, watching movies and **********

Others too numerous to mention, I miss you all

Ever8054:
which one be " ya all Bleep nigas""?...did anybody tell him his private jet won't arrive Nigeria....?....this pikin them for nija sef...I was watching footballers life style...my brother the kind of money the likes of CR7,mess I,nyemer are living yet no all this noise will surprise you...

Mosesoly:
This country herself is a Cinema, you don't need to buy movies to entertain yourself, everything that happened yesterday was acted, how come they were only PDP senators around and they were the one shouting APC senators are about to Impeach the SP? , APC can't get the 2/3,they should just hold on till after the election next year when they can change the SP, that is if they win.

Waakanda:
Keep him there for a long time... and let him experience what others he has refused to release from detention go through

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gaby:
How about when the DSS head hand picked by the president was working tooth and nail to ensure Magu another appointee by the same Presidency wasn't confirmed by the senate?

There are a whole lot that happens underground. Personal interests and highest bidders at play bro...

Tobyarab:
How gullible people are. Was Osinbajo sleeping since morning till afternoon before sacking Daura. Before Buhari travelled, PDP cried out that Buhari intends to use force and remove Saraki as President but Presidency denied it. This is happening on a day that APC senators were trying to impeach Saraki somewhere else. If Daura solely authorised the invasion of NASS without Buhari approval, why didn't Oshiomole call Buhari earlier in the day to inform him of the situation .They had to wait till afternoon to remove Saraki man. use your head

Minjim:
Pdp and propaganda
Nass is on recess and Pdp called only his
senators to reconvene unknown to Apc senators.
But for the quick intervention of the Security
Operative that prevented them from conveying to
impeach Pmb .
Now , look at them wailing " democracy is at
risk."

tsephanyah:
Viral in your mind I guess




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PMB sak

janellemonae:
Which money? From acting? Packaging.
It's only actresses dt buy houses o.

Metuh:
front cam with no flash I guess.

Ejimagift:
USA is just a change of location. Doesn't mean you're fulfilled or successful. Your mum is dumb.

tstx:
Every Public servants must fly Nigerian carriers (Nigeria Air).


our govt can lie eh

nzeobi:
one of the cleanest politicians you can meet in Nigeria today, a governor invite both EFCC and ICPC to see his books before he handed over.
even as a member of PDP 2015 presidential campaign committee, you don't see any of the security agencies going after him not because he defected to APC but because he is clean.


imagine if it's another Nigerian politician that was invited, they will turn it to a media affair claiming persecution for their successors.

Acjohn:
Opp doesn't know that the real politics takes place in the hotels and not in the chambers. All you see in the chambers is an expression of the agreement in the hotels. so if he suspends plenary, it's so that he can perfect his plans.

popcykaylah:
If saraki's hands are clean why is he running from honouring the police. Burma boy & davido wey be ordinary citizens honoured the police and clear thier names. See person wey we call Senate president dey play games .. naija has. no future

Colourich:
There is nothing apparently wrong with that, a doctor once told me that saliva is good for the vagina.

oyetunder:
Go to experts on this subject. Many of us on nairaland are even naturally afraid to eat kolanut or smoke cigars, not to talk of tramadol..codeine and co