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Wallahi whizkid na babanla slowpoke. Common G circle wey brokeass lyk me fit close eye buy na im e no fit use. D hiv/std wey go catch am if im continue lyk dis still dey 1 side dey bag PhD. 9ja male celebrities & their stupidity ehn... E dey directly proportional 2 their level of achievement.

Something abt naira plummeting further against d dollar abt 100% due 2 IMF pressure on buhari so peeps need 2 withdraw money placed in banks as inflation wld render savings useless then maybe buy foreign currency, send it abroad & buy assets (such as land) dere pending d tym d naira wld fall further? I'm nt dt sure cos my Igbo is super fvckd.

karferguso:
So, They should continue until they have no one to rule over when the unfeasible Biafra nation come into existence?

U need 2 c dt dey r nt d ones killing demselves. D Nigerian government is killing dem. Dey wldnt stop because dey were unfairly treated during d civil war. I have always known somtn lyk dis wld happen. Every action is bound 2 have an equal opposing reaction. D best way 4 d govt 2 peacefully resolve it as I said Is 2 put it 2 referendum. Any show of violence wld b counterproductive. All dey r doing is winning sympathy 4 d biafran cause. If dey decide 2 pick up arms against d federal govt, it wldnt b funny.

Kastonkastroll:
My friend you are the one that need to shut up. I witnessed first hand ipob madness on 2nd niger bridge. Your brothers were destroying people's windscreens and beating up innocent Nigerians that didn't identify with their Biafra cause. Is this what you call "peaceful" ?

Guy u can lie. 2nd Niger bridge dts still under construction & isn't yet completed. Must u give a dog a bad name just because u want to hang it? If u can lie abt d location, den dt means u r still lying abt their protest not being peaceful. Infact I tnk u r lying abt everything. Liar.

Dis is d fate of gullible, irrational pple who run 4rm pillar 2 post looking 4 miracles, breakthrough & signs and wonder instead of looking 4 Jesus Christ. Dts y I jejely dey 4 my beloved, original Catholic church where no madman under d guise of pastor, prophet or man of God wld light me on fire just because he wants 2 prove God's presence in his ministry. Wt I find more shocking is d daft woman who allow som1burn her & d most perplexing is dt ret*rded nkechi dt is stewpidly defending dt prophet-cum-criminal. Thank God 4 making me a Catholic.

No, I've nt met any NLer. I joined nl 2 read pple's comments & laff. When I feel lyk expressing myself, I drop my own comments bt wt most of D comments I read, I don't luk forward 2 meeting a lot of NLers (unless it's 4 u know what ). A lot of dem seem petty.

Abegi Aero b stingy bastards. Dem no fit afford #100 plastic bottle coke/fanta/ sprite wt 2 gala/digestive biscuit afta person pay 22k? C as Dem luk grown person face give am juice box lyk nursery skul Tata. Even if Dem kpakay 2 pure water satchets give person, e 4 beta

every nigerian has the right to life, PEACEFUL protest & express himself. From the little i heard, it was an unarmed protest so why are they shooting at unarmed protesters? That is human rights abuse whether we like it or not and anyone who encourages this is aiding and abetting crimes against humanity. you cant kill everyone who doesn't agree with you. Honestly, if most nigerians are happy about this occurence, i now see why biafrans want to secede.

e get 1 time wey i dey give woman head. i still dey learn dt tym bt she was patient with me. c as she dey give me lesson 4 pvssy eating & trust me nw.i kuku learn sharp sharp just dey apply my new-found knowledge come combine am with d little one i sabi b4. c as she use hand hook my head 2 her puna no wan let me go come dey squeeze her thighs 2geda (i swear i nearly suffocated). she come start dey recite "suck,suck,suck,suck..." lyk say na litany. na so she continue 2 talk until she come.

I hereby want to express the deepest of remorse & contrition for my lewd posts. It was done in the time of ignorance & carnality. I have since encountered the Lord Jesus Christ & He has turned my life around for good & made me a new man. I would encourage everyone who sees this to forsake their former way & look to Jesus that they may truly live. God bless you all & Jesus loves you.

Some artistes can b quite foolish & don't learn 4rm d mistakes of odas. Dis fool has children 4rm over 4 different women & is paying over half a million dollars on child support annually money dt had he been wiser, he wld have saved & invested 4 rainy days. With his dwindling musical career, he's bound 2 earn less in upcoming years & he's still fooling around wt women. By d tym he files 4 bankruptcy & bcoms dead broke, he wld realize his earlier foolishness bt it wld b too late then.

(sings) all things bright and beautiful
All creatures GREAT and small....................
The Lord God made them all.......................

He gave us eyes to SEE them......................
how great is God Almighty who has made all things well.

Like hw much does 1 need as capital 2 start up & hw does 1 find d market 4 1s product?

homesteady:
Pray tell me how Catholic Church is not a profit oriented church? What offerings do Pentecostal churches do that Catholic Churches don't do?

Offering 4 private jet, car etc 4 d church (code name 4 pastor).

vooks:
I don't know what is Pentecostalism but I'm dead sure Catholicism is full of paganism/idolatry and necromancy

Example of necromancy and praying demons to possess them
Consecration to Our Lady by Pope John Paul II

Immaculate Conception, Mary my Mother
Live in me, act in me.
Speak in and through me.
Think your thoughts in my mind.
Love through my heart.
Give me your dispositions and feelings.
Teach, lead and guide me to Jesus.
Correct and enlighten and expand my thoughts and behaviour.
Possess my soul and take over my entire personality and life.
Replace it with yourself.
Incline me to constant adoration and thanksgiving.
Pray in and through me.
Let me live in you and keep me in this union always. Amen.

D typical superficial reasoning of an average pentecostal ehn. I urge u 2 read & meditate deeply on dis prayer & u wld c hw beautiful it is. My problem wt most pentecostal is dt dey r only contented wt d milk of D word. Give dem hard meat & dey refuse 2 mature in faith. Most of dem r who I called "bread & fish xtians". When Jesus fed d 5000 men wt just 5 loaves & 2 fish, dey wanted 2 make him king bt almost afterwards when he said in John 6:51 "I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world." (NKJV), dey said "dis is a hard saying" & stop following Jesus. Wt is d original reason 4 prayer? Most Pentecostals think it's 2 achieve miracles, breakthrough, protection or 2 some it's a way 2 do battle & pulverize some perceived 'enemies' (d fall down & die by fire pple; I mention no name btw) bt No! D primary purpose of prayer is 2 hallow & worship our heavenly Father & ultimately submit ourselves totally 2 His will. Jesus said dis in d Lord's prayer "thy will b done on earth as it is in heaven". Dis prayer shows d willingness of D person saying it 2 b an avid follower of Jesus Christ lyk Mary was. Due 2 d difficulty imposed by d corrupt tendencies of D flesh, he asks dt it b replaced wt d pliable personality of our mother Mary dt made her such a good disciple of our Lord. He wants his words, thoughts & actions 2 b a mirror reflection of D lyf of our Lady; such a lyf dt caused d angel Gabriel 2 say "hail Mary, full of grace". Let me ask is it wrong 2 pray 2 b possessed by d things of God? D crowning point of dis prayer is when he asks 2 b taught, led & guided 2 Jesus. Dts what our mother Mary does. She doesn't seek glory or praise of her own. All she wants 2 do is help us (her children commended in2 her arms by Jesus himself) come 2 a deeper & truer realization of her son & Lord Jesus Christ however in doing so God himself honored her. U can't profess 2 b a true xtian & nt love her. On a final note, I wld advise u 2 ruminate on prayer & understand their meaning wt out castigating 1st. Take a leaf 4rm d book of our mother (yes ur mother & mine; ur denial doesn't change dt fact) & do wt she did in d gospel "But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart." Luke 2:19

erico2k2:
Cos the cost of that gun is over N2m in today's money so do the maths bro.if the Nigerian Army have these kind of guns then BH would ha e been history. Check tjat gun and all of the guns you see in other pic.the Nigerian Army uses AK47s

Dnt mind d corrupt pple. Still using a gun invented in d 1940s despite d huge amounts budgeted 4 security? If u even hear d sound most of dem dey make, u go Sabi say na akproka b dis 1 & if u c d pathetic state of some of those rifles r in ehn! Very dilapidated. If nt dt d AK-47 was built 2 withstand such abuse & poor maintenance, dey wld have since packed up. Any oda gun brand make wld since have jammed if given d same treatment.

vooks:
Idiot, learn English, learn punctuation and then learn critical thinking

Lyk u ryt? Wt sensible tin have u said since d thread was opened? Only ignorant hocus-pocus & useless conjectures dt u self-brand 'critical thinking'.

barcaboi:
find out things b4 u post them then u look silly....I no yab u....that's standard military apparel for snipers to make them blend with the grass and bush alike......There could be 200 of such soldiers around you and u won't know.....watch some war movies padi mi

Nyc 1 man or maybe dey shld go & play call of duty: modern warfare 1. "Ghillied up" & "1 shot, 1 kill" missions in particular.

Nigerians & ignorance ehn. A sniper in a ghillie suit is called a masquerade? It's used 4 camouflage. Btw his rifle looks American made. Hv dey started selling weapons 2 us? because d oda day, I saw a pic of 9ja spec forces training in Pakistan & dey were armed wt M-4 rifles.

vooks:
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Buffon, go to school and learn punctuation

I apologize sincerely 4 wasting my precious tym 2 enlighten an intentionally ignorant fellow lyk u. Kindly progress with wallowing in d putrid muck of ur ignorance lyk d intellectual swine u r.

vooks:
M0ron,
Isn't it self-evident?
They pray to dead people like Mary, Paul ......
They built elaborate shrines to idols

U r clearly misinformed so let me try 2 enlighten u. If afterward u feel confused, grab a copy of D catechism of D Catholic church & read it well. If u still r confused, c a Catholic priest 2 voice ur reservations. Let me start 4rm Genesis when God introduced Himself 2 Moses, he said "I AM d God of Abraham, Isaac & Jacob". Note He didn't say "I was". @ dt tym those 3 pple were long gone so why did God say "I am"? Jesus answers dis in d gospel when tested by d saducees. He says dt God is d God of D living nt d dead. Christianity doesn't view death d WY d world does. True death 2 a xtian is eternal damnation nt passing away. Wt d world calls death is just a change in state & location 4 xtians. Dts y Jesus said 2 D sister of Lazarus "anyone who Blvs in me even if he dies shall live again". So those pple u referred 2 r nt dead bt still living. U ask y we pray 2 Mary & Saints. Let me answer u. Mary is our mother; we don't worship her we only honor her. Y do we give honor 2 a woman so 'ordinary' dt she wasn't mentioned much in d Bible? When Jesus hung on d cross, His disciples abandoned him. In 1 account of D gospel, a disciple who was bathing @ d tym of His arrest ran away naked. Even great Simon "d rock" Peter denied Jesus afta swearing 2 even die wt Him. So Jesus hanging 4rm d cross looks down & guess who He beholds sharing dis most agonizing moment wt Him @ d foot of D cross? His mother & few women & d only disciple bold enuf 2 identify wt him; John. He then utters dis words "woman ur son; son ur mother". These words commended us in2 d hands of Mary. Any true follower of Christ is a son/daughter of Mary. Any disciple who wants 2 truly take up his cross & follow d Lord daily needs 2 learn 4rm d lyf of Mary who was wt Jesus @ d point he cried "eloi eloi lama sabacthani" (my God my God, y has Thou forsaken me?). Mary's lyf was a lyf of total submission 2 obedience 2 D will of God wt out consideration 4 her interests or comfort. Here was a woman nt yet married being told dt she wld bcom pregnant even though she was a virgin. By mosaic laws, she risked being stoned 2 death & yet she says "I am d handmaid of D lord; b it done 2 me According 2 ur words". Dis is a woman who was told by Simeon of D harrowing experience dt Jesus was 2 undergo & yet she kept on loving Him & taking care of Him. Catholics honor Mary because d only tym d Bible recorded her asking Jesus 4 a favor was 2 help odas @ d wedding in Cana, Galilee. dts y we 'pray' 2 Mary as u say. Wt we do is 2 ask her 4 her intercession because even Jesus knowing it wasn't his tym 2 manifest still honored her wishes & was submissive 2 her. If d word made flesh cld honor Her, who r we nt 2 do d same? As 4 asking 4 Saints' intercession , It's no less scriptural Dan pentecostals asking oda brethren 2 say prayers of intercession 4 Dem or wt dey call standing in d gap. D only difference is dt dey r in a different place. D church of God comprises of 3 arms; d church militant (we on earth), D church suffering (purgatory;a discussion 4 anoda day) & d church triumphant (those in heaven). These arms r in communication wt 1 anoda hence in d apostles' Creed, we say we blv in d communion of Saints.
As 4 ur 2nd allegation, D definition of a shrine isn't only limited 2 D worship of an Idol. A shrine can also b a place built 2 honor ones memory / achievements. It's just due 2 our African heritage. Just d same way we tend 2 react adversely 2 a word lyk ritual. Do u know dt a wedding ceremony whether legal, traditional or religious is a ritual? Oda examples of ritual include matriculation, convocation, naming ceremonies etc. So a shrine in d Catholic sense is just a place built in memory of a saint. Most pple hate d Catholic church because dey don't understand its doctrine instead of dem 2 try & look 4 clarification, dey most tyms ignorantly spread aspersions dt r distorted & most tyms untrue. Whenever u have questions/disagreements abt d teachings & belief, try 2 conduct detailed research & ask knowledgeable pple lyk priests 2 clarify ur doubts.

avalontony:
even if they spend 100 years in the seminary and their names are not found in the book of life......they will be cast into the lake of fire.

Who told u dt d names of priests r nt in d book of lyf? D fact is dt an average Catholic priest has sacrificed more in his pursuit of God than their Protestant & pentecostal counterparts. His sexuality, physical & material comforts r sacrificed in his service 2 God. He is lyk d man in d parable who finds a treasure in a field, hides it & sells all his possessions 2 acquire it. However dis is nt enuf on its own 2 guarantee his salvation ultimately he has 2 work out his salvation wt fear & trembling lyk d rest of us. Bt by virtue of their rigorous training in d seminary, if dey stay true 2 wt dey were taught there 2 D point of death , dey shld b able 2 attain heaven. D same way adeboye, Kumuyi, olukoya & even D pope r nt automatically assured of heaven despite their positions in church. Bt 2 b honest, Catholic priests seem more humble than most so called MOGs. U don't c their pics splashed on posters & billboards advertising miracles & breakthrough.

sanky346:
He should set up his own ministry. A man of his stature and following shouldn't have problem with having his own autonomous church.

D evil voice of schism, Protestantism & pentecostalism speaks. D spirit of non submission & non servum (I will nt serve), Dis is d same attitude dt got lucifer & his angelic allies cast down 4rm heaven. Dts my problem wt pentecostal & protestants. Any little disagreement dt crops up among dem, every man decides 2 go & 'establish' his own church. Every Tom, dïck & Harry wants 2 b called "daddy G. O" (1 of D signs of phariseeism; d love of titles & men kowtowing 2 dem). Dey claim 2 have d Bible as their sole authority yet dey forget dt 1 of D longest prayers Jesus ever said was 4 his followers 2 b 1 as He & d Father r 1. Wt d way pentecostal 'churches' r springing up left, right & Centre, does it symbolize d type of 1ness dt Jesus & God share? Anyway, I don't blame dem. Dey r only reaping 4rm d seeds of rebellion & disobedience sown 4rm d days of Martin Luther. It can't b helped; a movement born out of disobedience, discord & inability 2 submit 2 higher spiritual authority wld continue 2 experience such until d end of tym. D truth is dt Protestantism was born of rebellion 2 D 1 true church established by our Lord & Savior Jesus Christ when he said "Simon bar Jonah, thou art Peter & on dis rock I wld build MY church & d gates of hell shall not prevail against It". As in d case of David when he killed Uriah, D sword neva left his house. So is it wt dem. Pentecostalism rebelled 4rm Protestantism & nw in almost pentecostal church dere is a battle 4 supremacy & @ d slightest offense, a pastor packs up his Bible & goes 2 establish his own church taking along wt him gullible followers. Dis cycle wld continue 2 repeat itself until dey all repent of their rebellion & return back 2 their mother church (Catholic church). If fr. Mbaka were 2 b a true man of God, he wld nt do dt. Why? because @ his ordination, he took a vow of chastity, celibacy, poverty & obedience 2 D Church. He was reposted 4rm a parish he has been wt 4 many years & made 2 flourish so what? Let him carry dt same spirit dt he used 2 grow his parish & apply it 2 wherever he's posted 2 even if it's washing toilet. His service is 2 God nt man. Quality of service rendered 2 God is nt directly proportional 2 D position 1 occupies on church.

Nna men!!! Dis woman wan kill some men o!!! C boooobssss!!!! E big pass my head. Even her behind no bad @ all. CHAI!! Even if Dem tell me say dis 1 get ebola or lassa fever, I go still fvck am if I get d chance.

Dis is my problem wt ladies. Dey expect u 2 b 1 great mind reader & figure dem out on ur own wt out dem helping. Wts stupid abt most of D ques? Apart 4rm d "who's ur daddy?", I feel those questions r quite valid 4 a guy tryn 2 understand a woman's sexuality. Every woman is unique & wt works 4 1 might nt b pleasurable 2 anoda.

zendy:
The funniest thing about this man is that everything he says is in the dictionary and correct! It's not his fault if the average Nigerian cannot understand his level of high English! Buy a dictionary and start learning English!

Abegi where 4 dictionary crincum crancum / higi haga dey? Oga just dey blast Latin anyhow. "flagellative rigor mortis" has no meaning unless it's an oxymoron. A flagella is an organ 4 movement in certain microscopic organisms while rigor mortis is d stiffness & difficulty in movement dt affects an animal afta a certain period of death. Oga just dey blow rubbish grammar.

naughtynaughty:
duuuhhr! Mind ur bizness

Dis na my business o. my ultimate aim is 2 b canonized d patron saint against d friend zone. Haba!!! U girls need 2 stop robbing John Thomas of his dues.

My own ques b say wetin d man family talk when dem c d picture?

Hallelujah!!! Congrats 2 her. Wish her HML

1 wld tnk dt wt all d money these celebrities claim dey earn, dey wld budget some 2 buy condoms bt wt d way dey kip having kids outta wedlock, it seems #50 gold circle is above their means.