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EducationRe: Share Your Secondary School Experience With Bullies by GeneralKoko(m): 10:10pm On Dec 04, 2021
Mannylouis:
Nobody tried that shit with me, I was all kind of evil. Remembered when I was slapped for entering a senior class by senior uche, I bleeped him up for the rest of his stay in that school. Poured jik in his bag, broke his bucket, took his bag and kept it in the dustbin, stole his 8k. The guy didnt know who e offended he packed out of the hostel he went to another hostel it got worse, poured urine on his bed there was a time he nearly caught me when I wanted to throw away his sandals. Really messed up that guy in school. And others even some I used catapult I smuggled into school to fire one during lights out.
Seems like you attended LAPAH
RomanceWhat's Your Worse Hostel Experience by GeneralKoko(op): 8:52am On Nov 28, 2021
Almost every Nigerian has at a point in their live boarded (stayed in hostel) and Nigerian hostels can be very terrible. You are forced to do things you don't like, you are bullied by seniors and you eat like a prisoner.


What's your worse hostel experience??
RomanceRe: Ever Had Sex With Your Friends Sister?? by GeneralKoko(op): 9:14pm On Nov 23, 2021
illicit:
With our receptionist
..
At workhuh
Share details
RomanceHow Did You Make Your First Million? by GeneralKoko(op): 9:13pm On Nov 23, 2021
I haven't made my first million, I just made my first 100k before 19 . It's nothing to be proud off but I'm happy .

How did you make your first million??
I would love to hear your stories and get inspiration.

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RomanceEver Had Sex With Your Friends Sister?? by GeneralKoko(op): 9:06pm On Nov 23, 2021
Have you ever had sex with your friend, colleague, boss sister or daughter.

Share your experience

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CareerRe: Young Graduates: What's Your Creative Idea That Requires Funding by GeneralKoko(m): 6:02pm On Nov 21, 2021
kenny714433:
I'm already into the blockchain and cryptocurrency. I have gotten all the infrastructure needed to learn cyber security. God willing, I will see a good coach and excel in the field
Can you teach me crypto currency and blockchain? I would love that learn.
CareerRe: Young Graduates: What's Your Creative Idea That Requires Funding by GeneralKoko(m): 5:57pm On Nov 21, 2021
Ndukwe007:
I make LED fancy lights. I need funding and marketers
Wow!! What's the cost of one ??
How much funding do you need?
What does the production entail?

You should have listed these to enable people decide to invest
CareerRe: Young Graduates: What's Your Creative Idea That Requires Funding by GeneralKoko(m): 5:51pm On Nov 21, 2021
Okoronkwow:
Tech... Construction of modern charcoal stoves... Cost 2800 per 1....need #500000 for a start.
I would love to know more about this business.
RomanceWere You A Sissy Before? How Did You Become A Boss by GeneralKoko(op): 9:20am On Nov 19, 2021
The topic of the thread is clear. I am looking to find out how the bosses here became one . How did you transition from being a sissy to being a boss . What stuffs did you do? What did you read ??


Share with us

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RomanceWould You Allow Your Friend Date Or Marry Your Sister?? by GeneralKoko(op): 10:19am On Nov 18, 2021
Personally I would never allow any guy I know get close to my sister let alone my friends to date or marry . It's a NO NO for me

Youhuh
HealthRe: Please Help!! I Have A Growth On My Forehead (pics Attached) by GeneralKoko(m): 1:49pm On Nov 17, 2021
Truthenunciator:
I have this on my left butt cheek right now.whenever I cut it off it grows back too.
Ewwwww
RomanceWhat's That Fantasy You Fufiled When You Got Rich by GeneralKoko(op): 12:00am On Nov 04, 2021
Guys!!!

As the posts says , what's that carving or fantasy you fufiled when you go rich or had money that you only dreamt of when you were broke




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PoliticsRe: The Two Kinds Of Patriotic Nigerians by GeneralKoko(op): 11:13am On Oct 29, 2021
BigSarah:
Is there such a thing as a patriotic Nigerian? I don't think there's any
What do you mean?
PoliticsThe Two Kinds Of Patriotic Nigerians by GeneralKoko(op): 10:05am On Oct 29, 2021
As seen on Facebook

Etuoma Agi Otto wrote

"To me there are two kinds of Patriotic Nigerians; the Optimistic patriotic Nigerian and the pessimistic patriotic Nigerian.

The Optimistic patriotic Nigerians are those who are hopeful, those who put efforts to make Nigeria better . They recognize that Nigeria is not perfect but they're willing to work to make Nigeria better . They crave for a better society and they recognize that to make Nigeria better they have a vital role to play. They're hopeful! They celebrate every win of our Nation.

On the other hand, the Pessimistic patriotic Nigerian has a penchant for bad news, he has a long list of Nigerias problems and challenges and he shifts the responsibility to make Nigeria better to the leaders alone. He faults every Innovation, breakthrough or headway made by the government. There's a thin line separating these lots from the unpatriotic Nigerian.

Sadly, there are more pessimistic patriotic Nigerians than the optimistic.

We all have to recognize that we have a role to play to make Nigeria great .
Everyone of us!

All first world countries were built by it's citizens over time but somehow we have reserved that responsibility for a few.

Today, I want you to begin , begin to make efforts, render services that are of great benefit to Nigeria. Be optimistic rather than pessimistic.
Together we can make Nigeria great again."


What do you think?


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PoliticsRe: Osinbajo To Nigerian Youths: You Can’t Make Changes Without Joining Politics by GeneralKoko(m): 9:15am On Oct 21, 2021
Wiseandtrue:
So no sir!, You don't have to be in politics to effect any change!

Dora Akunyili was not a politician when she touched lives!

Maduka, running for Anambra gubernatorial seat was not in politics before he effects changes that brought him to lime light!

Dr. Stella Adadevoh, saved the population of Lagos, from ebola, was she into politicshuh

So what are you sayinghuh How can a professor of law just speak anyhow all for the sake of talking then when it comes to real talks, he's mutehuh

If being what you (prof Osibanjo) are today is what being in politics is all about then I dare say politics cages one and makes one senseless!
It's obvious you cannot read and comprehend. Did you read what he said at allhuh
RomanceProcrastination Is Killing Me! Help!!!! by GeneralKoko(op): 2:10pm On Oct 19, 2021
I don't really put my jear together to stop this procrastination. I planned to do something today but since morning I haven't done it. I'm just addicted to social media . I don't like it at all.

I have a project to write , I've not started . I have articles to publish . I can't put my head down to do it .



I'm sick of this kind of life


Please help me!!


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PoliticsRe: Wike's Giant Strides In Infrastructural Development Is An Envy To Other States by GeneralKoko(m): 1:42pm On Oct 16, 2021
Itsrm:
There is no single pothole along the entire ikwerre road from mile 1 to rumuokoro. Thanks to Wike

Stadium road to rupokwu through GU AKE Road used to be a mess with lots of potholes that you need to swerve left and right trying to dodge them. Today you can drive through the road with your eyes closed, it's thanks to Wike

How about the Mummy B road? Have you ever been held in traffic on that road before the dualisation?

How about the roads in GRA? Do you have any idea how Omerelu road used to be?

How about the numerous ongoing projects like the Eastern bypass ogunabali road? The road in front of Cheers bar and Agip Road is being worked on as I type this to get rid of recurring potholes that have since plagued those roads

How about the expansion of rumuokoro - rupokwu road? Have you been to Old GRA recently?

So when you say Wike is just building flyovers and nothing else, even you know you're just lying through your teeth
The resurfacing of ikwerre road was constructed by NDDC not Woke


You should hide your face in Shame
ONELGA , DELGA and other oil producing LGA's have not seen a project since 2015
Andoni , Abua has not seen a project.

Wike is the worse governor in Rivers State History.
PoliticsRe: Wike's Giant Strides In Infrastructural Development Is An Envy To Other States by GeneralKoko(m): 1:30pm On Oct 16, 2021
exsodus:
Funny how an oil generating state celebrates things such as roads and flyovers. No hate intended.
No mind these zombies . Woke is the worse thing to happen to Rivers State.
CrimeI Just Got A Call . Is It A Scam? by GeneralKoko(op): 12:31pm On Oct 07, 2021
Good day Nairalanders!

I just received a call from a woman who told me I was recommended by one Emmanuel Chinedu to her that she's from a company with a branch in Lagos and Abuja and that they're seeking to expand to Port Harcourt. She gave me a location to come to by 9AM tomorrow.
But I turned down as I have classes tomorrow.

Guys the problem here is that I don't know any Goddam Emmanuel Chinedu.

Have you received a similar call?

Thanks


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PoliticsAre You Ethusiastic About The Independence Day Tomorrow?? by GeneralKoko(op): 10:34pm On Sep 30, 2021
I just want to know
Are you ethusiastic about tomorrow
If yes , why?
If no, Why?


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Nairaland GeneralRe: How Can I Boost My Confidence. Help!!!!! by GeneralKoko(op): 12:54am On Sep 19, 2021
Iamolukorede:
TBH, I love your questions and to be very candid with you. Building self confidence is not rocket science and have read alot of submission and pple opening up position on how you can build one, yet you can pick the one that best suits and you think can work for you as you journey.

Do you read books ? If you don't, try and get good books, you can try first. The 48 laws of power by Robert Greene. A good book I must say and another is " tough time don't last, tough pple do by Robert Schuller get this books and read. I mean read as this will help you at it.

Stop bad habits, what ever bad habits you must have being engaged for some time now stop it. Smoking, drinking alcohol frequently, sleeping around with women on a daily or masturbations. Don't get me totally wrong not all this things are illegitimate but not all are expedient.

Make Good friends, go for seminar, infact some are for free and some you can pay just token and when you engaged people look straight in the face or eyes and speak to them.

Do you like prayer ?.. if you don't, start every of your day with prayer and ask the higher forces for that thing you know you lack, I know you lack not confidence alone.. you know those things right? Add them, see Hebrew 10:35 then boom lack of confidence will begin to fizzle out ... Do this consistently and Don't bother to thank me later !!

See you at the top ...
Thanks man . You too much!
EducationRe: "Yahoo Reduced Cultism In Universities Campuses" by GeneralKoko(m): 7:21pm On Sep 18, 2021
Apt!!!!!!!

Rivers State University wey before you no fit waka one pole without being apprehended by cultists, you can now even return from night class by 3pm from law faculty with no fear .


Everybody now dae press
All the bad boys don cash out finish
All of them dae live for Agip and GRA

No body get time to collect your kappa
EducationRe: Were You Broke In School? Share Your Story by GeneralKoko(m): 2:21pm On Sep 18, 2021
Lordbinsmar:
No carry over course.

1 faculty course and 2 departmental courses, one of the department course is a lab work shop exam. Usually one hour but can contain up to 30 to 40 questions.

People do write 3 exams in my school oo.

The lectures at times can be crazy.

I started writing two exams in a day since my part one second semester.

PHY 102 8 am to 11am and MTH 102 12-3pm.

since then write two exams in a day has been norms, I wrote 3 exams like twice between Part 4 and 5.

Two department courses and one elective.
You obviously attended Rivers State University!
FoodRe: Why Do First-Time Visitors Act Like They Are Not Hungry When They Are? by GeneralKoko(m): 1:57pm On Sep 18, 2021
Red7ven:
Send me a message on WhatsApp
Okay
RomanceRe: Socialite Brian Dennis Advice Men On 10 Things To Watch Out For Before Choosing by GeneralKoko(op): 6:32pm On Sep 17, 2021
Lastly
RomanceRe: Socialite Brian Dennis Advice Men On 10 Things To Watch Out For Before Choosing by GeneralKoko(op): 6:32pm On Sep 17, 2021
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RomanceSocialite Brian Dennis Advice Men On 10 Things To Watch Out For Before Choosing by GeneralKoko(op): 6:30pm On Sep 17, 2021
Do you agree with any of the points??

What's your opinion?

EducationHow Do I Minimize Spending As A Student? by GeneralKoko(op): 3:28pm On Sep 17, 2021
Good day Nairalanders


I need your suggestions on how to minimize spending as a student.
I study in one of the prestigious institution in the south and I solely depend on my parents. I receive an average of 30k a month as allowance as a student together with a few provisions. Nontheless, this amount is not always enough and how the money dae take finish I no fit fathom.

Please I need your suggestions. Thanks

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FoodRe: Rising Cost Of Food: How It Has Changed My Eating Habit by GeneralKoko(m): 3:19pm On Sep 17, 2021
Premiumwriter2:
people here are sensible enough to know that fufu and soup goes together so they dont sell them separately. so if you buy fufu, you are also entitled to the soup.

sorry if they are not so bright in your area. no insult intended
So you were buying fufu and soup that would satisfy you for #100?



Port Harcourt is cursed!

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