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MrBrownJay1:
better show them this...

ybalogs:
☢W A R N I N G☢

If you're experiencing the following...
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1. Headache
2. Body pain.
3. Poor eyesight.
4. Difficulty in breathing.
5. High temperament.
6. Always out of mind.
7. Difficulty sleeping.
8. Most of the time in shock.
9. Easily gets mad, can't communicate properly.
10. Feeling dizzy

This is not Coronavirus.

These are symptoms of a Married Man.

drizslim:
Tbh if this corona virus gets down to Nigeria.. I'm leaving for heaven..
least the map on Bible back pages can direct me

biGDhAp:
weed is the only thing I'd if I ever wanna.. those tobaccos are bunch of crap

Yankee101:
Convert your savings to dollars everyone

DaddyRochie1642:
You're a Weed Lover??, ... You are a Wise man.

I don't Joke with my Marijuana, ... Especially when I want to have sex,... The sex is always amazing

chatinent:
The crime there is the lie.

simplepee:
Lol and we are seriously praying for only ONE even with all the mouth our black men makes.

Wenonawde:
Good Afternoon everyone,

I dated this girl doing my final year in sch, she is pretty, smart and brilliant but her problem then is that she too too religious (SU mama) and she like sex too much. 1 hr or 2hrs is not okay for this young lady on the bed,Night class reading or anywhere all she want is sex. So we stop communicating after school since we are posted to different state for service. To my surprised she called me early this month and I was happy to hear from her and she asked for my pictures to see my new look and ever since then she will not stop calling complaining to me about her finance that she want us to come back together, she still love me more than the guy and she can’t stop thinking about me. The funniest part of it she said she can’t stop imagine the way I shine her punana � And all our rough play together.

ubunja:
yep. High Value in a woman means young fresh dependent with an extremely low body count and minimally educated.

Young - before bad habits form and nasty views of men develop. After a woman has grown older and been heartbroken dozens of times that "men are dogs" attitude develops in her mind. At that point as a lover she's worthless because she'll be ever suspicious and cynical.

Fresh - sex destroys a woman's body. That's the fact. The lower a woman's body count the fresher she'll be and healthier. Let's all remember that the DNA of all a woman's past lovers stay in her body all her life. And some STIs are transmittable from mother to child.


Nice one my man

Illusioneffect:
I agree with you.
Why are they expecting Pastors to take care of the nation. The money they make is their money, if they decide to spend it their way, it's their choice. Do you know how much he uses to take care of his church members and other people around him, i am a witness of Oyedepo's generosity and i can tell you plainly hat he has taken care of more citizen's in this country than buhari has ever done

Enwhen:
So it has gotten to the stage that Govt officials be stealing money and waiting for Nigerians to be fixing things



If pastors, imams, bishops ...starts doing the work of govt , what would be left for the govt to do ?, Would there be any need for govt ?, Is these spiritual leaders that would protect Nigerians from Boko Haram, herdsmen , bandits killing innocent Nigerians ...

Everyday, I am struggling sweating amidst all the wickeds odds of govt , then tomorow when I becomes Dangote and call the govt to order u will come for my head that what have I done for the people ??, What has the govt done for the people ??, Even if it's just security , pls give us and keep stealing we have no problem with that ...everyday Nigerians are dieing , because no elite or leader is involve , every party man in same party in power keeps their conscience blind...God have mercy.... By the time bokonharam , bandits , herdsmen state killing commission and Govs , we would see if govt will not spring to action...will pray for God protection before then...

powerkey:
Sanusi fought GEJ and called him names, he joined Yorubas to abuse GEJ and they were hailing him.


LESSONS 1.

NEVER IN LIFE JOIN YORUBAS TO FIGHT AGAINST ANYONE BECAUSE THEY WILL DESERT YOU ONCE THEY ACHIEVE THEIR SELFISH INTEREST.



KARMA IS REAL !!!

CXLVII:
After all the stunt and all.

Na blue whale dbanj marry las las.

GOFRONT:
Imagine Fvckery.

DAPO Simply wish Women a happy Intl Women's day and keep shut.

Imagine Dapo....The custodian of the Award of the most Disrespecter of Women globally.....

After banging all our women with his Koko and Koboko, He is here claiming to promote Respect for women...

I just hope Hanty Genevieve gets to forgive this womanizing genius called Dbanj...

Bonesking:
Hope you mean this region.
The Worst Gift Sharia Republic of Arewa has given to Nigeria.

1. Poverty Capital of the World
2. 87% poverty in Nigeria lies in North
2. Polio (The North keeps disgracing Bill Gates)
3. Drug Addicts
4. Gutter Sniffing
5. Tramadol and Codeine Addicts
6. First Nigerian Plane Bomber (Abdul Muttalab)
7. Religious Riots
8. Fulani Herdsmen(5th World Deadliest Terrorist)
9. Boko Haram(3rd World Deadliest Terrorist)
10. ISWAP ( ISIS in West Africa)
11. Almajiri and Baby Factory
12. Poverty
13. Beggars
14. Out of School Children & Illiterates
15. Flood and Natural Disaster
16. Bandits
17. Ansaru Fulani Terrorist Group
18. Miyetti Allah Fulani Terror Group
19. Usman Danfodio (Mass Muderer and Islamist)
20. President Muhammadu Buhari (The Worst President in the history of Nigeria)
21. Unknown and Known Diseases
22. Bad Leaders
23. Established corruption as a political culture
24. Quota System
25. Suicide Bombers

Witcher:
A RECORD OF PDP BAD GOVERNANCE, MIS-APPROPRIATION, MIS-RULE AND MIS-MANAGEMENT OF STATE RESOURCES
1. Why were pensioners of NTEL not paid in the 16 years that PDP was in power.
2. Why didn't the PDP complete the dualisation of the Lagos-Ibadan expressway in its 16 years in power?
3. Why didn't the PDP complete the Lagos-Abeokuta expressway in its 16 years in power?
4. Why did the PDP generate only 3000 megawatts of electricity in its 16 years in power even though oil price was well above $100 dollars a barrel and nigeria was earning high income from oil exportation?
5. Why didn't the PDP start and complete the Lagos-Ibadan railway project in its 16 years in power?
7. Why didn't the PDP complete the Lagos airport project in its 16 years in power?
8. Why didn't the PDP complete the Portharcourt airport project in its 16 years in power?
9. Why did Dasuki a PDP chieftain collect $2.8 billion dollars for arms purchase and share the money to his fellow PDP politicians without buying any weapons for Niigerian soldiers fighting Boko Haram? Why did the office of the NSA become office of National Share-man of Association of looters?
10. Why did the entire police pension fund running into billions of dollars vanish into thin air under the management of PDP politicians?
11. Why was $4 million dollars meant to buy weapons for Nigerian security services found in Pastor Oritsejafors jet flying to south africa? Why were corrupt PDP politicians using pastors to launder stolen public fund?
12. Why did PDP politicians conspire with a female minister of petroleum resources Diezianni Alison-maduekwe to steal hundreds of billions of dollars of public income from oil export and they used it to acquire choice properties for themselves abroad.
13. Why did PDP politicians conspire with customs officers to embezzle import tax on imported goods? Why did Atiku collude with the Vaswani brothers and customs officers to defraud Nigeria of hundreds of millions of dollars in import tax from rice importation?
14. Why did PDP politicians steal so much public fund running into trillions of dollars and sell national assets to themselves at a fraction of their market value while the PDP claimed that it was fighting corruption during the 16 years PDP was in power?
15. How did PDP politicians acquire all the fleet of exotic cars, luxury hotels and private jets they fly around since most of them are retired civil servants that worked for the government all their life?
16. Why were pensioners of Nigeria Airways not paid in the 16 years that PDP was in power?
17. Why did PDP Politicians steal hundreds of Billions of Dollars of petroleum subsidy fund? Why was Nigeria paying for oil shipments that were never supplied?
18. Why did PDP politicians collude with corrupt millitary officers to defraud the nation of billions of dollars through arms importation? Why was Nigeria paying for fighter jets that were never supplied and paying multiple times? Why was Nigeria paying for weapons that were never supplied and paying multiple times?
19. Why was no new refineries builth in Nigeria and Nigeria was forced to import refined petroleum products in the 16 years that the PDP was in power?
20. Why was Nigerian infrastructure left to decay in the period that PDP was in power? No new schools were builth, no new roads, no new bridges, no new hospitals, no new airports, no new power stations, no new refineries, no new universities? Instead PDP politicians stole public fund to establish private businesses for themselves and their cronies.
WHY? WHY? WHY?
And the answre is:
CORRUPTION! CORRUPTION! CORRUPTION!

Alagboo:
Yes, you can now sacrifice only Goat blood or Cow blood to be rich, Blood Money is getting easier every day, but the consequences is always dangerous

Alagboo:
[color=white] You're A Learner"

Let me tell you how Blood Money works,

If I do blood money, it does not mean that money will start falling from the sky. How ritualist make money is through Contract, Business, and Consultation, how do I mean, if President Buhari is giving/awarding contract, many people will apply for the contract, including me, but since the Spirit controls the Physical, Buhari's mind/conscience will start disturbing him to award the Contract to me, Buhari will have Sleepless night until he awards that contract to me, the spirits I offered the human sacrifice (Blood) will never allow Buhari to rest, Those Spirits will make Buhari to hate other applicants without genuine reasons.

For Business, as a ritualist, people will prefer my Goods and Products to any product beyond beyond; if you understand what I mean, I will Excel more than any competitor. Those Spirits I offered human sacrifices will make people to hate my rivalry product, people will speak evil against my rivalries, but praise my products

I will stop here, because I don't want to open some people's Nyash

I Talk Based On Experience

emtok:
Not all of them though. Some of them already got cash and some don't care

ralmix:
My Gf came visiting today, we've been dating since late 2018...
Ever since we've been dating i don't think I've had any positive upliftment but I've always ignored it to be one of those hard trying times of life due to the fact that i have a hustler mindset so i cease to belive anything spiritual (but since 2018 my life has had a drastic change that i do question God what have i done wrong).
But something happened today that got me worried, I've been trying to keep it to myself but honestly i still keep thinking about what she said today.
The last time she came visiting she wore one of my vest when she was going and which she new quite well i have few cloths and I'm managing.
While we where making love i hit her so good and she spilled some words i heard correctly she said 'oh baby this is so good ah I'LL MEET PLENTY LUCK TODAY' those was her words when we where making love and immediatly i heard that i just stoped and slowed down.
When she was going she noticed the mood swing but i tried my very best to put up a smilling face because i was scared to ask her infact it's kind of stupid to ask her such, but i asked her about my vest and she told me since her coming to my place that day wasn't planned so she didn't come with it.
Guys I'm scared ever since this afternoon i' ve been reading articles online relating to people using someone glory or those kinda stuff.
Lease i forgot to mention this my girlfriend has been suportive financially in particular since 2019 up till date and she's not cease to stop.
There was a time things was so hard for me that she had to move in with me to my parents house (where she spent roughly a year) and she put up her best behaviour.
I feel she's the one for me and i want to marry her
But this issue today got me worried or am i the one just blowing it out of proportion.

gidgiddy:
The British officers at Kaduna kept wondering what an Oxford graduate was doing as a private in the Army and sent him for officers course in England. Ojukwu returned in 1957 and was commissioned a second Lieutenant, the first graduate to join the Nigerian Army.

Ojukwu rose rapidly through the Army. He was promoted to Lieutenant in 1958, Captain in 1960, Major in 1962 and Lieutenant Colonel in 1964.

Ojukwu was commander of the 4th battalion, Kano, when the first coup happened in January 1966.

As the coup unfolded, Major Nzeogwu called on Ojukwu to join the coup to which Ojukwu refused. Ojukwus refusal to join Nzeogwu is one of the major reasons why Nzeogwu's coup eventually failed.

General Ironsi then siezed power and appointed Ojukwu Military Governor of the Eastern Region.

6 months later, mid-level officers of the Nigerian of Northern extraction conducted a coup that led to the overthrow and killing of Ironsi, and the installment of Lt Col Yakubu Gowon as head of state. The coup also greenlighted a pogrom in which over 30,000 Easterners, mainly Igbos, were killed all over Nigeria, particularly in the North.

The inability of Gowon to stop the killings, the resentment in the Eastern Region against his government and the fact that Ojukwu was senior to Gowon caused bad blood between both men

The crisis became so bad that the then President of Ghana, General Joe Ankrah, intervened and invited both Gowon and Ojukwu to his Hiltop Mansion in Aburi, Ghana, for peace talks in January of 1967.

After two days of discussions, Ojukwu and Gowon signed an agreement that was to be known as the Aburi Accord.

A few months after their return from Ghana, Gowon broke the Aburi accord they signed by issuing decree 14 of 1967 which abolished all the 4 Regions, created 12 states, reversed the fical federalism practiced, changed the revenue sharing formular, all in a bid to increase the power of the North over the rest of Nigeria

For Ojukwu, it was the last straw. Ojukwu convened the Eastern Nigerian Consultative Forum, a body that comprised of all the chiefs and head of the 20 provinces that made up the Eastern Region. They sat and discussed for 2 days and mandated Ojukwu to declare the Eastern Region a separate country. On the 30th of May 1967, Ojukwu declared the Eastern Region a separate country called the Republic of Biafra.

In retaliation, Gowon declared war. The war raged on for 3 years and ended in January 1970 with Ojukwu handing over to his deputy, General Effiong, flying into exile in Ivory Coast and the subsequent surrender of Biafra.

Ojukwu later returned from exile 12 years later. He died in London in 2011 aged 78. His burial remains the greatest ever witnessed in Nigeria

Ojukwu is still revered by most Igbos because they believe he fought for their freedom.

jpphilips:
Which teenager wrote this nonsense?

LosC:
You need serious "orientation" ahead of 2023