₦airaland Forum

Felicity001:
Nice 1 bro... But why didn't you consider Seychelles that country has the best beaches in the world with beautiful and abundant ladies. A lot of sea foods to select from with plenty oyinbo to make contact to. You fit even find your soul mate an American there self they go there for vacation a lot. Dubai dey too expensive that 1.5m go finish in 3 or 4 days

I heard alot about Seychelles, especially those bad ass sexy bitches in bikini. I would love to visit one day. My next trip is gonna be there after I come back from Dubai.

Glithronix:
Major General, I sent you a DM, boss.
Not for Dubai Parole, abeg.

l checked I couldn't find any message

Felicity001:
Remember to snap pics when you too reach there

That one nah sure banker.

tojahh:
Na Folake for the night o.

See how a whole General use 1.5m dey go dubai but this time network was not bad to make a transfer.

Abeg GeneralZodd... Make i send (Hazard) Aza make you dash me small money. To run kitikiti don tire me

Baba, make I reach there drink water drop cup first., Then I go wire the moni into your account

Pearl1910:
Guy go marry ur mates don born finish
See ur age and u r still single

Marriage na scam. It doesn't really favour men, nah woman dey enjoy marriage pass for this Nigeria, because 99% of them brings nothing to the table. If i never get at least ₦100 million for account I no dey marry instead I will run baby mama things like Davido. Nowadays it takes enough money to run your marriage well, our women are very very materialistic. No true love again. I pity broke young men wey go rush into marriage, Na yahoo boys and wealthy men go dey fvck their wife. Except God gives u a good woman with high moral standard

This Uber business don discourage me from marrying soon. I dey see things wey dey happen on daily basis, sometimes I ask my self is marriage really worth it in Nigeria. Bro if i narrate the excapades of married women here , you will be wary and suspicious of every women. Both the ones that are close and not close to you

But let's fashy that for another day. I no get time for long epistle.

pope191:
Lol... nah den get the link? At least them don cross, why pin another man down. Nah joke I deh oo, but inside joke...

. I dey run my thing on my own. If I wait for BazOoo and Obalala to drop link, dem fit no show love

My Dubai visa just arrived, nah to buy ticket on Friday. On Sunday by God's grace I move.

Pearl1910:
Travel Advisory and Security Alert

We have information of an intending protest today by the National Union of Road Transport Worker (NURTW) Lagos branch. Going by the past record of the Union and her members, the protest could be very violent and turn into a Riot especially around Oshodi, Mushin, Illupeju, Iyana Ipaja, Mile 12, Lagos Island, Obalende and Ajah.

You are advised to be on red alert and avoid these mentioned hot spots.

Please be safe and security conscious.

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The Lagos State chairman of Nurtw MC Oluomo was suspended recently by Federal Nurtw Chairman. His followers are not happy with the development, they all out for massive protest at various major bus parks in Lagos state and at Government house Alausa

pope191:
Pearl say make we wait till easter...
But I'm tire menh. Baz001 come give me link biko, our motivator just come buzz us leave.

The patient Dawg eats the fattest bone. Pearl might be cooking something special for us this coming easter. E fit be 2.5 surge all through
the easter period, you never can tell.

As for BazOoo, You sure say he go gree drop link so. Obalala don come drop motivation for boys without link. Nobody wan drop link for JAPA process , dem dey fear Boyz fit bastardise the link

Anyway I don pay for my Dubai visa this morning. I will be travelling this weekend for vacation, shopping and business opportunity. I will be back before Easter

verybadmouth:
Make the missile no go miss road enter Abuja ooo.

. if the ballistic missile go mistakenly hit BUBU, Nigerians will forever be grateful to PUTIN

tojahh:
Na so you wan take spend that your N4m finish abhi?

. Live life and Enjoy life bro, no be everyday I go dey drive kitikata the whole Lagos everytime. Make I flex small, I don commot ₦1.5 million for the Dubai trip.

pope191:
I think everywhere is just dull in general... Monday is not Monday again, trips will b dropping one by one on Indriver

Even weekend no sure again. Na to travel go Dubai for vacation till business picks up

Felicity001:
Hmm... It is well...

Me God help me I won't make any attempt to carry accident victim to the hospital in Nigeria.

A friend had gone to jail on course of helping an accident victim b4, if I find myself in such a situation I'm sorry I won't help.

May God forgive me, its not my fault na 9ja cause am

Wu wa Ika

obalala:
Hey guys, just a short motivation for some1 out there, I remember coming here early last year to find out full details needed to join uber and bolt with my hybrid pruis, (majority said it was risky and all, cos of the cost of maintaining the hybrid), anyway the onus of the post is to encourage everybody out there to have a primary focus on something more long term rewarding aside this hustle. I picked up courses online and everyday I read btw 4am-7am before entering the streets to pick up passengers, by the end of 2021 I did two certifications and started applying online, all these while I was still on e-hailing hustling and VIO showing me pepper.
To cut the long story short I am currently working abroad as a data analyst based on my 1year focus on online courses. Last night a close friend of mine that joined the uber platform thru me also got his first job interview (praying he scales thru) .
In conclusion PLS HAVE A SIDE GOAL AND DO SOMETHING EVERYDAY THAT TAKES YOU CLOSER TO THAT GOAL ( LET THE UBER HUSTLE BE A TRANSIT THING).. have a great week

Well spoken. Congratulations bro and more wins

Felicity001:
Only in Nigeria things like this happen... What nonsense man is that?? A strange dead body??

Can you seat inside that car as that body was lying lifeless waiting to be deposited in the mourge? Had that body was a Muslim wouldn't they ask him to help them drive it to either their house or burial ground?

This us so insane men...

Funny enough one will be so helpless because you don't even know how to tell them to hurry up and take it out.

If this was a uber ride I would have like to know what uber had done.

And the painful part is Bolt will still block such a driver later or even thw following week or months time for low DS or rating forgetting the sacrifice drivers are doing to sell their company to riders.

Drivers will come and go but Bolt and Uber will remain.

Rubbish!

Its shall never be well with our colonial masters that granted independence to our foolish leaders.. It will not be well with all of them... Allah!

Feli u just dey para O! Be calming down small small bro. This is a case of an impromptu situation. If I happen to be in this scenario, the way he handle it is the way I will handle it too. No fretting, no shaking. I don see things wey pass this one bro. Eyinola is very professional. Kudos to him.

LagBlogger:
Tony Bloom. Owner of Brighton is a professional gambler even till date.

When can I get my 5k

Gambling can make someone miserable and wretched in life. Say No to it.

You can't beat the Bookies in a longtime. They will surely take back every winnings in a short time.

Cheddaz:
Na wa o. Of recent bolt just dey serve our Sunday rice with white rice with little or no stew. na we just dey chop. Not to talk of better Jollof. Only weekends i drive, dem wan cast am

I tried eating the white rice without stew few days ago, I couldn't eat it. Infact e remain small make I vomit, I had to quickly off app and go chill at home Jeje, before person develop kwashiorkor

BAZ001:
Sorry but are you not a man ?
Or Im miss something

I once picked a 23 years old guy from lasuth to Luth they referred him to Luth to be operated on. He was in dis hospital gown and drip on d hand, while brother was holding the drip bag. I wanted to jappa but the sister kept pleading.
He was in my car for more than 2hrs in front of Accident & emergency in Luth. Before one nurse or doctor came to take details and left again after 45 mins I told him I need to go (I feel so bad for the young boy in pains)
So hospital assistant advised they get a cabu cabu-taxi till dey get space for him in the ward.
Gbam one old rickety Datsun/Mazda showed up

Baba say: 2,500 per our
Sister: pls sir it’s just before Doctors attend to him.
Baba: sometimes they treat patients in our car and leave them there to sleep...

I weak , las las Baba gree 1,500 per hour and me I don waste more than 2hrs without shi shi.
But I pity the guy cos he was in pain and no space in emergency ward


Mr or Ms eyinola are you a woman or man or (Ali)

. He is a She-male

eyinola:
after they hv confirmed the woman dead they said to move her to the morgue a male must sign na so d body just dey inside my car ooooo wetin for a man to come

Such an awful experience, but it's part of those things that makes you a man.

eyinola:
Na wa ooo, got a request yesterday evening from somolu general hospital, only for me to got thr and it was an emergency to Gbagada general hospital..before we reach gbagada the lady don die oooooo , cold just dey catch me..chaiiiiii 37 years old woman..I dey dia for more than 2 hours for them to sort things out me wey just dey come out..ino fit vex... but this country na messup shaaaaa so d hospital no get emergency bus abi weting sef

That one nah small thing, go to LUTH and see things wey dey happen there.

No atom of regard for human life, they treat patients like if they die, nah Sara death.

People dey kpai like chicken week in week out.

The magnitude of nonchalance there can't be quantified with words

Can it go for 2 million,

Y1nka:
Was a good driver till driver score got shitty. Now i am not even impressed anymore lol. Bolt bringing rides to festac and badagry express way from igando. And rider app showing like 2,500 for a one hour drive inside this scarcity! No thank you . Keep your score lol.


Anyways, i actually declined 1 ride myself and driver score no drop. Wetin sup?

Don't accept and cancel or rider cancel

Accept the ones u re sure u will do.

You will be Ok.

BAZ001:
Lol, I was almost going into depression or running mental at some point but this faceless thread became my distraction.

Let me give little scenario
I served (Nysc) in Lagos , got a job with multinational 2yrs after my service. Was sent on a project outside Nigeria for 3yrs. I was earning in dollars (estacodes) and all.
Fast forward to 2017/2018 Exxon Mobil took over the coy and all oil rigs and turned every staff to contractors with shitty pay (not less than 500k) and option of changing to permanent staff later... the rest is history.

First Uber driving : ( I had 1.6m cash in my account) I joined the hustle cos I thought you will earn 350k easily without stress.

2nd time: corona happened and we couldn’t go offshore again, we working from home. No more offshore allowance.
We are 9 in my team the first 3 guys dt travelled out in 2017 are now big boys. As in biggest boys
Long story short I’m the 8th person that left Nigeria after wasting my time trying to hustle and get good job cos I like Nigeria.

The only way I was encouraging myself was coming to laugh and catch cruise on this thread cos I can’t kee myself. When my former colleagues are driving 2020 cars and paying mortgage of mansion abroad, I’m her dragging with olosho/Lastma or fake alert 2000 naira.

Let me stop here for now,
But I will say it again any graduate in the age range of 25 - 38yrs driving Uber is wasting away precious time, energy and potentials.

I know it’s not easy cos I tasted of it.
BUT I will rather you do it as side hustle than be relaxed in it.

Well spoken, I pity some of us who are still driving the whole of Lagos like headless chicken . By the time they realise what is happening, time have passed them by.

Thats why the App coy made the fares so cheap so that you can always be on the road.

DeleTheD:
Fear people that will tell you that abroad is not easy and yet still there. Those ones are the real snakes.

. Partially true. Settling down abroad is not easy, as times goes on things becomes easier

celebritylife:
The lady turned heads at the event because of her gigantic backside.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CaroHBZq-i1/

https://youtu.be/1wh9hkaX_1

I know this Lady, I was the Uber man that brought her to this event. From kudirat abiola way to Yard 65. I still remember her

Viking07:
He is not your guy. No dey use that one cover face. Na just the typical Nigerian village people mentality you dey display. They don’t like seeing people progress but are the first to show empathy for bad news.

I can hate or beef BaZOo because he travelled to Yankee, Dude I have nothing to gain. Why would i hate on somebody that hasn't done any harm or evil to me. It doesn't make sense. And besides I barely know him.

I was just catching fun here not mocking him, your choice of word "village people mentality" describing me is disgusting and appalling.

I am also successfully in my own field and I am very proud of my achievement, Successful people don't dont hate on their fellow successfull people

U are the type that read meaning to things that aren't relevant.

Grow up Boy. U don pass all these sentiments

deedee44:
Aye Aye General. I disagree with you though, Russia doesn't have 100 tsar bomb, and every nuke available in the world cannot wipe off the entire human race.

You do not know the havoc this bomb can wreck, Tsar Bomba is a weapon of mass destruction. mind you, Russia has the biggest and largest nuclear weapons than any other nation

Pearl1910:
Aghaaa...my guy why nau ..u no want make I connect with mama rad, Dru, Chucsmore, Bazoo n co? then when I come back naija make me sef follow chill for Eko hotel??

World War 3 wan start bro. Suspend travelling for now.

deedee44:
Don't worry boss, Nigeria is watching. In case they nuke any country, we will act fast before they nuke USA. What are allies for

if Nuclear War starts today, it will affect everybody Nigeria and Africa and the entire World. The magnitude of damages nuclear Bomb can cause is very deadly. 100 pieces of "Tsar Bomba nuclear Bomb from Russia alone can end the existence of humans on this Earth. It can turn this world to dust and ashes.

The sanctions U.S, NATO and other countries are placing on Russia is very very destructive. Russia economy is speedily nose diving. I hope it doesn't aggravate Putin more to carryout more attacks and invade other former U.S.S.R countries.

Now I am trying to replenish my inDriver account, the Card payment option is not going. It might be the Mastercard and Visa sanctions that is causing this. They ve restricted them from using their payment processor. inDriver is owned by Russians.

No country is exempted when Nuclear war starts the effect and after effect will spread all over the world.

Felicity001:
Money wey you don remove 100 dollars already?

. Oh you mean Shiba coin investment. That one came from my last month earnings.

My ₦4mill still dey intact. No LAu LAu for now,

On lowkey bro

Pearl1910:
Abeg where be Sussex. Cos now e b like say anywhere wey no be naija we go dey go.

Atleast if I sell 4cars, then Generalzodd fit borrow me 4m. I go get enough money for accant take travel out.

Naaaaah. I ain't touching my ₦4 million now.

Felicity001:
Baz which state you dey DM me I dey enter Sussex few months time for a visit to my senior bros we fit hookup

. Colorado, Arizona or Nebraska, likely destination.

The kind of Hatred some people have for Americans on Nairaland can't be quantified with words.

I am sure if U.S offer them citizenship they will gladly accept it all JOY