₦airaland Forum

healthserve:

Madam. How far?


The thing is how many ladies know their actions and attitude are influenced by demons. And that's what pushes suitors away

truthsayer009:
I have heard of this in MFM camp many times. I believe those spiritual powers would make women exhibit some really nasty attitude that would chase the man away. I have heard other cases like the lady chasing the spouse in the dream always. So the man fled thinking she was Ogbanje. Another one that her spouse always dies weeks before all her marriages.

I still believe not all cases are spiritual, but some are. A lot of women chose their fairy tale stories & blame it on Spirits & village people when the problem lies in their own hands. Imagine Khloe BBN saying only Men with 3 houses & 3 cars can marry her. Shey that one village people?

truthsayer009:
I have heard of this in MFM camp many times. I believe those spiritual powers would make women exhibit some really nasty attitude that would chase the man away. I have heard other cases like the lady chasing the spouse in the dream always. So the man fled thinking she was Ogbanje. Another one that her spouse always dies weeks before all her marriages.

I still believe not all cases are spiritual, but some are. A lot of women chose their fairy tale stories & blame it on Spirits & village people when the problem lies in their own hands. Imagine Khloe BBN saying only Men with 3 houses & 3 cars can marry her. Shey that one village people?

lomprico:
not true, most times she does not give attention to the one that really wants to date her.

MacSmart:
So this is more like and appreciation post.

About a month ago, I came across some posts by different members of this forum encouraging people to start Kindle Publishing, which is the new 'gold mine'. I was intrigued and spent my data downloading YouTube videos to understand the art. I also bought the new version of Publisher Rocket that helps you identify the major keywords.

Last week, with the help of Publisher Rocket, I was able to hit a wonderful keyword and I began working on the book. I completed everything in three days and published. I enrolled for KDP Select, meaning that I get paid about 0.0045$ per page read. The next morning I woke up to 1100 pages read. Before the day was over it reached 1500.

Since then it has been climbing and then I sold a copy yesterday. In total I have about 5000 pages read in one week alone. Do the maths.

I am already working on three more books to be published before the end of the week. I believe it can only get better.

I want to say thank you to people like

iLegendd
eliok and others that helped make this journey an interesting one by answering all my questions in details. I can't thank you guys enough.

Thank you all guys. Nairaland is Bae.

PS: Ignore all typos. Typed this in the toilet

superfitsez:
eziokwu ka obu... my twin brah dey dea,na him work,he na male prostitute[b],he dey do my paper to come joinam [/b]for korea,,,,my body dey totori,,I can't wait to paralyze someone with my python

Shibaraba:
Do you want to hire a private jet he said.
Autojosh is a comedian.
Na people wey dey drag for ftc wan rent private jet?

yellow237:
HE IS NOT A HERO BUT A BIRO!

You believe that Dieziani stole and returned US$90Billion when Sowore was paid by buhari and APC to diseminate that lie of the century. Sowore damaged Dieziani's reputation.

2. You believed that Jonathan created Boko Haram and that Jonathan also kidnapped Chibok girls when APC paid Sowore to spread that propaganda and you clapped.

3. You believed that Jonathan was the worst President of Nigeria when APC paid Sowore to blackmail Jonathan.

4. You praised buhari when he arrested and re-arrested Dasuki even though a court granted him bail and thanked Sowore's SaharaReporters for exposing Dasuki. Dasuki is still in detention this moment and nobody is actually talking about it, thanks to Sowore.

5. You praised buhari when ElZakzaky's children were killed along with hundreds of his followers, thereafter, ElZakzaky himself and his wife were brutalised, arrested, illegally detained and re-arrested after they have been granted bail.

6. You praised buhari when Oliseh Metuh was arrested and re-arrested and Sowore was the one publishing fake documents that indictated Chief Olisa.

7. You praised buhari when Dokpesi was arrested, intimidated, detained and his business almost destroyed just because his Media outfit ran a documentary on the real corrupt buhari before the election.

8. You believed Sowore, when ElRufai was using him to circulate the lies that Jonathan was arming and sponsoring Boko Haram because he was using them to kill our military personnels in order to remain as President.

9. You praised Sowore when he was paid by APC to use his Sahara Liereporters to destroy the already battered image of Nigeria by supplying CNN and BBC with fake and damaging stories of how Jonathan was at war with the North, thinking that he was destroying Jonathan and Patience Jonathan.

10. Your #RevolutionNow political lawyer (Falana) was APC Lawyer, and he interpreted the part of our constitution that gives buhari power, arbitrarily, without recourse to the principles of Separation of Powers, to sack Onnoghen as the CJN, which is the position of the Head of Judiciary, an independent arm of government that is completely separate from Presidency and with no link to buhari's office. If not that Falana is shameless, he will not be representing a criminal just because of mere re-arrest, when he actually worked tiredlessly to build the platform the president is using to re-arrest Nigerians today.

So if I praise buhari now that he is doing his job as expected, what is wrong with that?
Buhari is constant. There is no change in buhari's dictionary. Anyone that is complaining about buhari just because buhari is doing what he has been doing since 1960 till date needs to see a psychiatrist.
We will keep reminding you all that buhari is completely the opposite of Jonathan. If you think you will do to buhari exactly what you did to Jonathan, be prepared to face death by hanging via hate speech.

Sowore was the major social-media mercenary used by APC to blackmail Jonathan and his government. Sowore is being devoured by the monster he fed.
It is an insult to history for someone like Sowore to be described as a hero. He is just a BIRO that is thrown away when it runs out of ink.
Sowore is paying for what he did to a goodly and godly GEJ.

You can't put off another man's candle and expect your own light to shine. Karma is simply at work!

fairy88:
If it's possible to use chicken for money ritual, all these my landlady chicken pooing in front of my awse cos I have not paid my rent, I will use all of them for money ritual, including their cousins,nephew, grandfather and mother all of them.

J111333:
This is exactly what I want, not Miss Nigeria.
You may be a beauty pageant but sorry, this is what I'll keep at home. I have enough toothpick already, dont need another.

giftometre:
That is if he will even be retained as a lecturer. If you are a Nigerian and have been in the academic sector for a while you will understand.

Chidorx60:
This girl who do you dis one....what makes you think lecturing is the only opportunity available for graduates who did very well in school.

You have such a shallow mind....my plight is that despite the economic frowning of the nation you should not generalize.....

But you proved to be one way human being.....to you its either u become a lecturer with a first-class or travel abroad that's the only way to make it
....aunty try to see my point many people have gotten opportunities not because of their side hustle but on the account of their first-class... So again stop generalizing...

If quoting you is a problem don't reply this post....talkative

And I see you are the type with a leaking mouth to abuse anyone just because you are in the comfort of your mat ...but I won't condescend to your level....try an eat something this evening

Chidorx60:
Aunty you mean your questionsss

Why don't you accept the fact that your assertion that the only chance first-class graduates have is to have a side hustle.....why can't you accept that saying this was dumb and shallow....

I guess u can advice your youngers ones to learn trade and handworks....at least they won't waste their years in schools...

Any graduate who jumps out with pass will begin to say that getting first class is worthless.....

Chidorx60:
Aunty its this your unguarded rudeness that will always make you jobless and unemployed...

Yes there are problems in this country but why do your type always make it seem that first class certificate are only useful outside the country......I asked you to know if u have a firsthand knowledge of this or you are just following the popular romours......
But a simple question that I asked u have spunned out a spree of insults from ur uncultured mouth............guilty conscience is what is worrying u...in all a first-class results is till a another extra hope to fall on...and like it or not first-class has brought break through to MANY PEOPLE....so don't generalize

SpongeBobSP:
Arlen and I went back and forth on thus smartphone issue leading to the removal of my old account on Slack .

So this is what I do and since nwafresh said we should share , this is my own hack.
So I work strictly on my smartphone, and it's been quite easy for me.
What I do is I simply break the auto transcripts into smaller section and then I select all and delete all the way to the first bubble, that's the only way to successfully delete those irritating timestamps, that first bubble will still contain the very first timestamp which cannot be deleted, that's way you can start fresh and create your own Cus/rep chat bubble as normal. I tried it first on that Friday with a 3 min call, was rated 4, been doing that ever since, and have only got ratings of 4s& 5s.
So for me it's like nothing changed, because the mobile page doesn't even have the loop, play snippet at the bottom of the screen, so for me it's been business as usual.
So when she kept saying it's for PC only and bla bla, I had to check her, Pau C was surprised that it could actually be done on a smartphone. Lol welcome to Nigeria

PS I use Chrome browser.

Chidorx60:
If you are not or were never a first-class student don't generalize on matters regarding the fate of first-class students,speak for yourself.....

Iscoalarcon:
dammmnnn nigga if every good person like this guy with potential leave the country who will remain to fix it mess? nonsense

jahsharon:
Third Class graduate, will you keep quiet? What can you go with the 3rd Class you are carrying around like Dino Melaye?

Obiaksnews:
You know nothing about university lecturers

Chidorx60:
How can you be so sure....did you graduate with a first-class or as the best student in your school or faculty if you did not then stop assuming

GeneralPula:
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Bad mouth small small Hanti...For where I Grad from, them lecturers Dey smile ooo! Infact, to me government respect lectures pass police!

NoGender:
That's how you think Lecturers in every school do before they're paid?? Smh

Ishilove:

AutoJoshNG:
Roads In Dubai: These Photos Shows How Our Governments Have No Vision (PHOTOS)

Dubai is the most popular city in the United Arab
Emirates. It is also one of the most visited cities in the world.

To achieve its current status, billions of dollars have been invested in the city to make it attractive to foreign tourists. This is expected to enhance economic development and international trade in the city.

One of the strategies employed by the authorities to make Dubai a popular tourist destination is the provision of excellent quality road networks.

In Dubai, the network of roads,  especially the multi-lane highways, are in very resplendent condition.

Earlier this year, a French-based survey ranked Dubai as the second-best city in the world for driving in 2019.

All these, put together, have contributed to making Dubai a popular destination for tourists from all around the world.

In 2018, Dubai received 15.92 million overnight tourist visitors. Out of that figure, 185,000 were Nigerians.

In recent times, Dubai has become a popular vacation spot for Nigerians. It has also become a venue for parties and other forms of rendezvous.

Sadly, to any Nigerian visitor to Dubai, the quality of roads there is always a painful reminder of the total absence of visionary leadership in Nigeria.

Autojosh.com was recently in Dubai. Below are photos of some roads in the city that we captured. Now, compare them to our roads in Nigeria.

Daviestunech:



Celibating for the pass 4yrs,and I thank God for his grace from that moment till now.... though the reasons are also best knwn to me too.... But pple won't believe because of how erotic I talk and how fresh and handsome I look...even a girl in my department recently offered me free sex..but I use style turn down the offer... because I know what I want I don't reason with my d**ck like most NL GUYS

Loladearewa01:
Wow this makes alot of sense. I am a man of few words but lately I am beginning to be insecure about that