fail:
The way the chairman is confidently lying am surprised. Most of these yahoo guys are script kiddie or social engineers nothing else.

If the chairman can say this then I pity EFCC IT department.

you are right!!

nothing impressive their.

i just wonder what else can impress themk

SUper storyyyy

same happened in unical just last year

I just wish there was video then when Mercy slapped me for not turning on FAN for her.
That was an annoying day for a girl in ss3 to slap jss3 boy in calabar.

I took that pain in, tried to save face and her boyfreind who was in the hostel with me then also slapped me for talking back.

I did what i could do and served my revenge cold to the boyfreind instead.

He made a mistake of sending me water during their graduation,
i fetched it, urinated inside and took it to the bathroom.

Done

FatherOfJesus:
keep quiet.
I am a developer and I built AI chatbots.

If you doubt me, send me your whatsapp number, I will build one for you.

You build AI chatbots on already existing.

Meta AI is based on LLM from meta itself, they do not use or read your chats for anything.
I'm ashamed you are a developer cause i dont understand why a dev will think like this without any concrete evidence.

right now all i can say is you're spreading conspiracies, everything has its good and bad sides, Meta is just one of them and not even the best of them all.
What you should clamour for is responsible use of AI as the user is the main culprit in whatever the system churns out asides normal obvious errors

sir law, sir black, Osmosi'e's ,
Who are you to talk back to them

Meerahbel:
They have access to the backend, the reason they are requesting for BVN and NIN by CBN, be careful 😉 because there's no hiding place.

i'm well aware of that as i actually worked on those systems, reason i had to do mine.

i was doing it as a test and couldnt change after saving, so in time i'll probably get an invite one day where they'll do it themselves.

YES ,
they'll ask for that,
thats what identifies you as the owner of vehicle not vehicle particulars.

you may have particulars which does not align with your ID

anu3:
Hello, please could anyone with experience tell me how to full my duties to the government in terms of tax. I've never done it before.

And would I calculate it in dollars or naira; if dollars, will it be in official rate or parallel market rate.

If you know what's right, please let me know.

Thanks.

Hi, I do understand you, I use upwork and fiverr, and fiverr hasn't implemented a tax system for nigeria yet, (in the mill0

for upwork they've set that up already so if you use upwork check their help center and you'll see how to setup your account to pay tax.

it you get your TIN setup as submit your tax forms to upwork when asked.

also what is called self assessment which is what I mostly use, although I understated my earnings to a million a year and was to be paying 23k a year as tax to my state.

maybe na wetin make etisalatt off network for 2 days

for DELTA

got mine 2 months ago at 12k

Angelfrost:
Small Mercy!!!

Who comes up with these aliases?!!

Such dull and dirty lowlifes.

someone probably asked for "small mercy" and he still went ahead and killed him
then his guys gave him the name.

or he asked for "small mercy " from his chief and became known as that

Efere Afang

julybaba:
With the introduction of this test kit, it is now easy to carry out DNA testing from the comfort of your homes.

How many new generations marriages can survive this ?

Do you think this kit should be banned ? 😀😀😀

looking at this stuff I see it as a scam,
the main thing is the 99 dollar further testing in their labs.

for that 4. something dollar you will just get uncertainty and end up going to their lab and paying 99

westlius:
I met this guy 2020 at Calabar, we worked in the same project in Calabar (8miles). After the project I returned back to my base in PH and he was in UYO for another job.
2 months ago he chatted me he is in PH and badly in need of job. Then his calls and messages became constant.
I gave him several job links, this morning he sent me a FB message that one of the job has sent him an invitation, I was happy at least if he gets it he can pay his bills. He then drops his account details that I should send me 1k for transportation which I declined. I bluntly told him I can't look for job for you and give u transportation for the interview.
This evening, as I came back from work I called him to know if he went for the interview, the funny guy send no he didn't go because of no transport fare, I just hang call

When you want to be good, be good till the end,
the same thing that made you consider him and stress to find the job for him should have gingered you to give him that 1k to transport himself.

whats the use of the job links and invite if he cant go? some things should just be done without overthinking it.

if you didn't have the money it would have been another story, but having it and deciding that you wont give it even with his circumstance was bad.

That job you feel you did good for him has not bore fruit cos you didn't go all in.

we guys have pride a lot, and for fellow guy man to ask you for money, just know say e choke for am and he couldn't help it, except him just deh scam for 1k

OLOWU600:


I am interested
Send your WhatsApp number

which are you interested in?

did hanas child marry babaras kid?

cos one of the executive producers in tom and jerry is names babara hana

November1857:


https://twitter.com/NigeriaStories/status/1727005817935896900?t=y4HRmLyQwQw721i2ZF2tIg&s=19

imagin celaning up this plcase and turning it to venice

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hopefulLandlord:
what nonsense are you talking about?
If it's true she's a witch then she deserved everything that came to her. Our God and creator, Yahweh, through the Holy Bible told us in the book of Exodus Chapter 22 v 18 that we should suffer not the witch to live.

I admire the courage of these guys to killed that witch. they shouldn't be attested but rewarded handsomely for their upholding the Bible. They should be given weapons to keep killing witches and wizards who are responsible for this country's misery. they're the ones causing accidents on roads, sending diseases, killing good people, epileptic power supply, inequality, political instability, preventing successes of people amongst other things
If we kill all witches completely all our problems would be solved and everywhere in Nigeria would make the developments in Dubai look like a child's play

I'd hire a team of lawyers to not only get these guys out but also amend the constitution to make it perfectly legal to kill witches, if you want the country to be good you'd come with me on this mission.

If I get information from Yahweh that any of my family member is a witch I won't hesitate to kill such a person and you should be like me

Am I the only person that's amazed by what I just read.

I was even thinking this person is joking but no, na Im full chest e use deh talk am.

Who gave you the right to determine who is a witch.

You should be burnt too if someone should accuse you of being a witch,

Shiooo

Bintdawood:



Exactly my dear some do not even mind white walls or pop, as long as you have gate.. Shikenan

Haba,

Na this your comment do me login this nairaland again

Rilwizy:
Let me drop my comment here
If you like it I will come and see it later.

Lol,
I never understood why they say this.
But I recognize it

Where u see 20 naira groundut buy sef.
For d past 3 years na 50 groundnut be.
E just d reduce size now

You'll be capable of tempting someone to sin only to preach to them about sin

UBA the worst

Fcmb

benqo01:


You are lucky o...mine didn't even show at all.Na y I wan take am go calcare if I can upgrade to 10

have u been able to get the update?

The flowers you see in movies are fresh.
Was this fresh?

Uba is insured by ndic, so even if your billions loss, you have no issue.
And so is a commercial banks

Something from a movie

Our respect for you is now in the trash