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Herdeyholuwa:
How did it even occur in the first place, those breeds are not supposed to cross na.[/quot
No matter how perfect a person is,dere will always be flop,God Almighty is the only one who doesn't make mistakes

True, I once had a dachshund that mated with an ekuke. The result wasn't funny at all

LewsTherin:
So much wrong with this post.

1. Wi-fi - wireless fidelity

2. URL- Uniform Resource locator.

3. CV - curriculum vitae

4. E-mail - Electronic mail

5. GSM - Global system mobile communication

6. Google - Not an acronym. A misspelling of googol

7. IP address - Internet protocol address

8. ARPA - Advanced Research project Agency.

9. INTERNET - Interconnected Network

10. Yahoo - Not an acronym

11. POS - point of sales.

12. ZIP code - Zone improvement plan code.

13. BBW - Big Beautiful Women

14. PIN - postal index number or personal identification number.

15. AFAIAC - As far As I Am Concern[b]ed[/b]

16. PUK - personal unlock key

17. JPEG - Joint photographic Expert Group.

18. GIF - Graphic interchange Format.

19. KISS - not an acronym (at least not before the urban slang

20. RAM - Random access Memory.

21. CHESS - not an acronym. A corruption of the persian word Shah (king) when the word (for the game) passed from Persian to Latin to French before getting to English

22. COLD - Not an acronym.

23. JOKE - not an acronym

24. AIM - not an acronym

25. EAT - For heaven's sake! Definitely not an acronym.

26. BAE - Not an acronym. An urban slang derived from the French word "beau" for suitor.

27. DATE - Good Lord! Not an acronym

28. TEA - SMH. Not an acronym

29. PEN - Not an acronym

30. SWAT - Special Weapon and Tactics.

31. SMILE - For crying out loud. Not an acronym.

32. ETC - Not an acronym. From the Latin et cetera which means "and the rest"

33. BYE - sigh. Not an acronym

34. RADAR - Radio Detection and Ranging.

35. ASAP - As Soon As Possible.

36. LASER - Light Amplification by the stimulate Emission of Radiation.

37. AWA - As Well As.

38. SIM card - subscriber identity module.

39. FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation.

40. MTN - Mobile Telephone Network.

41. GLO - Global Communications Limited.

42. ATM - Automated Teller Machine.

43. BOO - Except this is an acronym for something else. But if it is with regards to relationships, from the French word "beau"

44. TLDS - Top level domain names

45. Http - Hypertext transfer protocol.

KISS is an acronym for Keep It Simple, Stupid
BYE is a shortened form of God be with you (Godbwye)

TheSourcerer:
Spambots keep bullying ,and ' butt hurt ' mods , I'm hoping on getting a blog , but till them im stuck with Nairaland haha

Good for us ey, holla us when the blog is ready, but until then continue giving us great content on nl.

First time seeing seuns picture. Nice to finally put a face to the name

This is unusual for you sorcerer. Looks like we are taking a break from gore101 for today

means you are in a good mood, or have a positive mindset. It is if you dream of falling that you need to worry

tommy589:
I started asking this big question as a kid. Now I know there is a creator

Explain to me like you'll explain to a 15 yr old sir, what do you mean

xamuell:
I usually use this explanation. Note, it is just my humble opinion. Could be wrong, could be right, could be kinda right or kinda wrong. There can be no origin of something existing before time because origin is beginning and a beginning is time. That's the only explanation of the "God was always there" notion.

Gbam. Sense no go kill you sir. As I always say, it's all about perspective. From the perspective of our plane, God does not have a beginning and won't have an end, but that is from our perspective alone. Also explains the time difference and hence solves all the creation confusion.

That was a wonderful analogy, an intelligent form like a robot has to be created by humans, and in like manner, humans have to be created by God. So the big question is who or what created God

TheSourcerer:
So decided to go a bit colourful this evening
don't get used to it tho haha



Front Rowers
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A painting depicting the future as envisioned from circa 1950.

Weirdly comedic. I admire their imagination

come on man, why? How did it even occur in the first place, those breeds are not supposed to cross na.

chivera018:
People can lie o, how can a civil engineer suddenly turn to a doctor.
Op, lie small small biko.
You just posted a fake story so misogynists would have a field day insulting women.

No loud it, all na cruise. The guy is just deceiving himself

mrchineke:
This your reasoning is the very reason we live in a society where:

There are no roads, no light, no hospitals, no public infrastructure, no schools, no jobs, no economy, no life. Just frustration after frustration and hopelessness.

Yeah, this is mumu stupid Africa.

A continent of unreasonable stupid human beings.

According to the guy, African Juju is why we are still backwards. Almost everybody in this country that happens to be super religious just don't want to have sense, imagine claiming a cat is evil and trying to PHYSICALLY kill it (why don't you just pray it dead btw, like wtf) and still being first in line to eat cat meat if it lands because you suddenly forget that it was evil a few minutes ago.
Backwardness at it's peak

I am ashamed in myself. Here I am looking for full beard and a lady already has the entire package, chest hair even join, chai

I have two solutions his for you at a very cheap price, first one is to get yourself a shrink and conquer your fear of snakes. If you aren't scared of em you won't have nightmares of em.
My second solution is very simple, just start practicing how to run very well in your dreams; it's even better if you can get a dream running coach to help you so that no matter how scary and smart the snakes are, you'll always be two steps ahead, pun intended.

Bodydialect57:
Angels are ministering spirits, they are on standby to run errands for God's children any time and any day, the circumstances notwithstanding.

To run errands eh? now that explains why there was a revolt in heaven

It's high time Nigeria got animal rights. But even the human rights we have are not being given a damn about so....

TheSourcerer:
Anatomy class posing with cadaver.
Ohhh



You hear that folks , your usefulness doesn't end in death , you just got these people jobs

We rep

TheSourcerer:
most Experiments in history has showed us aside animals and Jews during the Holocaust , Blacks were particularly used as test Subjects for horrific Experiments mostly without them knowing or been known throughout history

Like that Alabama syphilis test, I'm sure it was predominantly blacks

Jentle244:
Weird


Some people are just devil incarnate in human form after they will tell you it is science.

Although science has made life better but not to this extent


Even as far as compelling your fellow human being to do something against his wish and that of nature.

Discovery requires experimentation - Daniel Whitehall (AoS)

TheSourcerer:
A 2 headed dog experiment , Russia 1954
Well fair enough , because why not ? One headed dogs don't communicate much or eat enough , well so what I already gave them 2heads!








LordReed hopefullandlord buddatum ghostrye dyt

Sarcasm and Sadism, you are just what the doctor ordered

La click la bend like James Brown

Lagos is known as a wild wild place, and it gets even Wilder on Fridays. Coming back from work today, I saw some crazy things that highlight Lagos wildness.
First off was the traffic, Lagos holdup doesn't joke with anyone but todays own tie gele. It was like all drivers had signed a pact to break as many traffic laws as possible and there was a prize for the winner. If the drivers were the only problem at least that one will still be okay, but tankers also contributed their quota by stopping wherever could congest the traffic as often as possible.
Second thing noticed was THE LADIES. The young babes seemed to have somewhere to go as they were walking up-and-down, jiggling around and racing towards the clubhouses and bars in town, some dragging their fortunately unfortunate guys along for the ride.
I passed the front of a hotel and just a glance was enough to show me how crazy the night was going to be. As if it wasn't enough, I even saw a young man trying to sneak his bae out of his house without arousing suspicion from his neighbours and maybe parents.
How was Lagos TGIF where you are?

The fear of eternal fire is the beginning of religious conformance

intriguing, I didn't feel shii

la click la Tecno hang

He is lucky he wasn't born in Nigeria. I can't even start to imagine the regret and tears he will shed when he hears welcome to Nigeria.

TheSourcerer:
Exactly !
Hey Bro

How are you Dr. Fate

TheSourcerer:
it's not guilt , we have grown to believe it's guilt , it's sorta the opposite of climax , depression , for lack of better word

Exactly, it's like the downlow that comes after being high, when your excitement is over and you return from cloud nine back to earth

reporting for duty

Xavfra:
He's guessing .......

Get behind me you host at about a thousand spirits. Until Elder jimiobatan confirms you free of these above-mentioned spirits please stay far away from my mentions. Or are you up for a zoom session so I can confirm your claims. How does four hours sound

jimiobanta:
One of the devil's name is accuser. I can hear his accusations loud and clear through your post

I can see your support for traditional religion( idolatry) and anger and wrath against God and His Christ (anti-christ spirit)

I can see your arrogance, ."....even he comes to this world, I don't care....." (spirit of arrogance)

I can read how you curse God (spirit of blasphemy)

Your rebelliousness is literally jumping out of the post (spirit of rebellion)

You have rejected God but accepted idolatry (spirit of idolatry)

Distortion of the true meaning and lessons of the word of God you alluded to (mind fragmentation and mind bondage)

Other spirits known to work with the above includes but not limited to jezebel, rejection spirit, anger, strive, moloach (spirits inspiring abortion) and so on

@xavfra this is a true deliverance diagnosis and starting point of counseling and deliverance ministration for you.

Please take note, the use of a new media for my God rejecting friends ( @reed and @Muslim) above, to attempt demonic provocation and exposure does not negate over 18 years of personal experience with God and seeing first hand what He can do during prayers for those who seek His help.

And for those who are frothing in the mouth as of now, I did saw within the@reed allotted time frame there will be no deliverance. Nevertheless I expected to see the manifestations of demons within this period which clearly didn't happen.

Note this, a major parameter for deliverance is to submit to God, then resist the devil and he will flee from you.
This I have written about in times past on this forum over the years.

Those are a lot of spirits bruv, are you sure they are inside that guy like that or are you just guessing and making assumptions without any factual evidence, trying to make his questions and disbelief fit into your view of things?