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FlatEarthGuy20:
Yeah, the Earth is flat and stable just like the Bible says(i'm not religious)
Ever since I was a teenager I grew up asking certain questions and the shape of the Earth is one of them. Though My teacher taught me in school about the shape of the Earth being spherical and that it spins at some ridiculous orbital speed of 66,600mph .. Lol ..Did my teacher lie to me or was My Teacher brainwashed by Space tech giant (NASA)which actually means TO DECIEVE in Hebrew.
Yeah I can tell you that NASA, the world government, our schools and the corrupt media Houses has successfully brainwashed us all for generations. There is no proof of curvature on the Earth The heliocentric globe/spherical model is actually an ancient occultic religious beliefs which had top scientists like Galileo,pythagoras,copernicus,kepler,newton and they all belong to an occultic mystic school... Remember Only the Truth can set you free ....

Then please our enlightened sir, tell us how a phone works(calls and browsing), and how oceanic tides occur. If you plan on bulls#itting us at least do a good job of it.

Karleb:
Actually the OP is right, the earth is flat and rests on a giant turtle...













Wait for it....



























...and the turtle turtles all the way down.

Wait, what?

Welcome back our sorcerer supreme

Shot on my Tecno Pouvoir 3 air

WalkerMichael:
wow thank u very much. I really loved reading this then.

a lot of people don't even remember the book, and it was damn interesting

mine is Koku Baboni The bottled leopard

Max Respect

simplexvi:
atiku gave you atikuplan, still you chose buhari with change madness, I rather vote atiku than any fraud APC will produce 2023

Exactly my point, choosing mediocrity over the worst option even if there are other options, but to you it's either A or B

E no go better for anybody that votes either Tinubu or Atiku in 2023. But trust Nigerians, some idiots will still vote and even campaign for mediocrity. Awon Oloriburuku somebody

Bragalane:
Be fooling yourself thinking you are fooling your destiny. because Nigerians refuse to talk about it does not mean we don't know Igbos nurtures their infants with chronic hate n endemic bigotry from the womb.

I have noticed this in a lot of people I meet, (not all, but more than half of em). W girl once told me she hates yorubas, and when I asked her why she spent a whole hour thinking of a good reason to give me, I had to leave when nothing I said made her realize she was just being tribalistic for no reason

BigSarah:
The north still believes in buhari...

It’s weird bokoharam doesn’t bomb anymore, bombing should be easier and safer than beheading . And a lot more victims

Explosives are expensive, and Oga Bubu has destroyed the economy so no money to make bombs. It is cheaper to just go off with em heads

he no get choice, gatz to curry favour

ufc, all day any day

intriguing

SAMBARRY:

Bad belles will finally eat their words
He's proud, he's this, he's that

Nigerians and their bile for successful people

tbh he has every right to be proud

Film wey they don act down since which year, wey main actor don die sef, wetin she wan do for there. Abi na to hold signboard for the start of film

Twice the fun I guess

ThatFairGuy:
Sighting this 1000 note as an example, The Arabic inscription on it simply means NAIRA DUBU(Hausa language) in Transliteration which means #1000.

It's Hausa language but written in Arabic.

The Arabic word for a thousand naira is ألف not نير دوبو as it's on our thousand note.

I can also write egberun naira (Yoruba language) in Arabic as we have it in Hausa language (but written in Arabic) on our note. As well as in Igbo.

أيبر نير egberun naira (#1000).

IT'S JUST A LANGUAGE as explained in this write-up, nothing like ISLAMIZATION. We all need to look away on some certain things if we must live in peace, Which is ESSENTIAL.

I can sight some examples of what we're also using in Nigeria that are related to Christianity but no fuss from Muslim side.


WE NEED TO STOP ALL THESE UNNECESSARY FUSS

It is already written in English (our current lingua franca), and in the 3 major languages of the major tribes in Nigeria. Why is it necessary to then write it again in Arabic.

Since this involves the son of a virgin, maybe you should move it to religious section also

and some folks will believe the theory by the archeologists, because they saw a temple, a pond and a statue and call it a marvelous discovery, but when they see the bones of a dinosaur discovered 30 million years ago, proven with radioisotope dating and verified by archeologists, they will start calling them liars.
Issorice

joxxy01:
In order words if both Mosquito and Gabon Viper are coming towards your direction at the same time, you should first kill the mosquito before the viper.. Okay, quite educative.

exactly. A mosquito will actively seek you out to bite and suck your blood, but the viper will almost certainly waka jeje and leave your domot

seanwilliam:
lol wetin u go do??

haha, I guess you'll never know now, now do me a favour and fuk off

seanwilliam:
see mumu talk sha.. thank God nairaland is faceless cos I for don slap sense to most

Hope say no be me you dey jam talk to, make you quick adjust your aim because it seems you have gotten the wrong target. You are lucky nairaland is a faceless forum

The question is when did you get back. Some people get engrossed in work or other things that they totally forget every other thing for some time.
So maybe call him and say hi to him, if he is still cold and uncaring, pak n go

AudioNews:
Ewedu nd Amala at it again,
Am nt surprised

I will be Soo disappointed if you just happen to be a youth and one of the future leaders and this is how you reason. It's not too late to change that tribalistic mentality of yours. it might be difficult, but it's not impossible. Start from today

and this is why Nigeria will never be better than it currently is. When people are pushing for an IGBO president or a YORUBA president, what you will get is an incompetent asskisser who will only do what his tribesmen tell him and leave the other parts of the country to suffer his tenure. Then after him, another geopolitical zone will claim presidency rights and the cycle repeats itself.
Make Nigerians get sense na, and even if some people are too old, foolish and already totally alright with the current system to change anything, youths should be wise and not let ourselves be drawn into this tribe for presidency disease that is worrying Nigeria.
Please let us make a Nigeria we all can be proud of and call home

TecM0:





Omo wa ni


Yoruba gene destined for greatness

Congratulations Omoluabi may Eledumare keep guiding and guarding you with angels



2023 in Nigeria watch out for your next Yoruba Nigerian President



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As an omoluabi, I can boldly at you don't have sense at all. After all tribalism has done to this country all you can say is to watch out for a next Yoruba Nigerian president. Instead of you to be looking for a competent, young Nigerian that will move this country forward you are busy watching for a Yoruba president. Like wetin tinubu don use our eyes see never reach.

I am pretty sure half of these names here are from random guys that were grabbed off the streets, and they prolly have nothing to do with the burning.


Also where will they even arraign them when the high court has been burnt to the ground

so we have the footage edited, the secret camera also edited and the doctor that treated the gunshot victims dead, what other result can we possibly expect than what the government expressly wants

S1MP:
seeing your woman grow fresher as you keep pampering and taking care of her. imagining it makes me feel orgasmic

taking care of a woman is the highest responsibility of a man. if you can't, you're a failure

Taking care of a child is the highest responsibility of a man. Get your priorities straight

as area take dey hot for this kind period you get mind waka go police station to tell DPO howfa. Your village people did a good one on this track

mimimiles93:
Why can't y'all use your god given brains to reason for once?

Do you know the cost of keeping dead body in a morgue?

Why would army carry something they're trying to get rid off in order to delete trace of evidence to their morgue?

This whole mess started with Falz and his likes posting fake pictures of fake dead people up and down. They were debunked.

Then Dj Witch came with her imaginary numbers of dead bodies.
A film producer who was also at the scene debunked it.Saying there were no dead bodies.

Then a lady claimed her son died as the cause of the event of Lekki toll gate we were later told she is not the real mother of the boy.

Why can't y'all see that all these are plans by opposition party to ruin the reputation of this country?

This is 10days since the incident happened. No one has come out no family has come out even when the Lagos state govt begged them to come out none has.

You know we black people we like awoof. We like money. If truly people died, don't you think their family would come out as to get compensated with cash and appointments?

The two who were confirmed dead got hit by stray bullets because from the video, soldiers shot into the air.

No sensible individual or organization will take an exhibit to their morgue.

quick quiz, you are returning from a bloody massacre of over 20 peacekeeping folks, you happen to have two vans and you are short on time, see there are folks with phones, and people might just come from other places to defend these peaceful people, so what do you do
a) leave the dead bodies lying there
b) take the bodies and dump them in a river somewhere, while wasting valuable time and risking exposure from phone totting folks
c) take them bodies with you and pretend you know nothing about no massacre