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softguy1:
Ignore those error and get the message please.
Help a brother.

U can decide to read this and go or better still insult or make fun of me no problem.

Am 22 years old now and still finding it difficult to initiate sex with the ladies I have come encounter with.
I always get hard when ever a lady is not around but it becomes flaccid when they appear,
This is actually disturbing as I want to get married soon when am 25 or less. Please ur help will be appreciated.

Note: I don't have any problem regarding my pe..niz as I always get erection.

I'll say meditation, but it takes a lot of time to see results so just try to relax when you are around babes.

Kharol1234:
That guy na gunner

I be dey reason why the guy walk alone before

Nickshrapnel:
Have you heard about these beasts Perro de Presa Canario?

Yo presa canarios are beasts man. I don't see many of them around tho, but Kangals are like Caucasians on steroids, then adding a little bit of crouching tiger.

LostAddict:
That Tibetan Mastiff would kill every other dog you mentioned, though the Boerboel, and the Rottweiler would put up a good fight but they will still go down.

I'll place my bet on a Kangal shepherd anyday

Please what kind of human being brought this to FP .You mods should know better than this na, stuff like should not be allowed to see the light of day on nl, wetin dey occur

Some people will still say never raise your hand against a female...... if you talk am so ehn thunder go visit your address. Oloshi fit be day talk say make the man stand as woman dey beat am abi make he waka commot while she dey flog im yansh as he dey go..... nonsense and ingredient.
If a lady hits you, hit her back with nothing less than you receive, if she like make she turn weeping willow or damsel in distress na her cup of agbo be that

rottennaija:
Another Western propaganda. China uses drone fight locust swamp, the imperialist cry. China quickly handles and bring down the coronavirus that could otherwise had dealt a deadly blow to their large population and economy, they imperialist cry.

And yet, they accused Iraq and Libya of having weapons of mass destruction. Till today, they have not shown the weapon. But Iraq and Libya has been reduced to shreds.

It's time we called these people what they are. They are the greatest terrorist organisation in the world.

Most people only see what they are directed to see. Imagine thinking the USA isn't already working on tech like this, or thinking they have the best interest of the weaker countries at heart, or funny enough thinking that they would be any better than the other two at USING the tech in PROTECTING WORLD PEACE. Hilarious

incogni2o:
The fact that we find some silly mistakes in US action doesnt mean they dont play a significant role in world peace and freedom.

Silly mistakes? Bruv if you search to see the countries the US got INVOLVED in and how it ended for them, try to balance the gains and loses of the US and then see if those are just silly mistakes.

Dear sorcerer, next time there is a heavy rainfall, go into an empty field, climb on the highest thing around you you can find and scream out at the sky "God show me you are powerful" wait there until the rain ends and come back to give your testimony.

Now show me the money.

Format101 on how to win elections

It's great you showed him he doesn't have to be religious, but maybe you should be less misothiest and just let him see what he gains, or stops losing from being religious. It always helps if people don't feel you are directly attacking them or their views but you are instead showing them a better alternative.

Or maybe you should create an atheist hellfire where all religious people burn for all eternity, that should also do it

bukatyne:
Is it only Christianity that talks about Satan?

Muslims stone Shaytan (I hope my spelling is right)

Esu (though not same in Christianity & Islam) is Satan in Yoruba Mythology etc.

Christianity is not a religion, it is a way of life. Yet, if I am asked to fill my religion, I will say Christianity.

Brotherly I don't know about the other names there, but Eau is not Satan, Esu is a God named Esu; he is not Satan

It's because doremi fa so lati do.
If you understand this, go and wash your brain with anointing oil, I'm about to finish my own now

Palehair:
I wonder why they thought he was in the best position to be a judge

Probably because he had experience at tagging toes

Sometimes I allude it to a programmer making a sim game on his laptop, but when I say it everybody else thinks I'm either crazy or lacking faith

Nice save OP. This counter argument just saved you from more roasting

Tamaratonye5:
Only Ice cream... Only Ice cream

I was leaning towards red wine with a touch of shayo

Tamaratonye5:
Can you prove or even demonstrate that the universe started? Can you demonstrate it started without the help of God?


Why would you assume the big bang had a cause?


Why would you assume this is the only universe? Why would you assume there is another universe?


Size I wonder if that is even a relevant issue? Physics breaks down at Planck time. Are you sure anything called “size” would matter at all?


13.8 billion years ago, you have no evidence at all, and you are still trying to find a cause. Why? Causality breaks down at the quantum level. Causality is relative to our existence in this universe here and now. That’s about all we can actually say.
How do you know there was a “before” the big bang. If time is a product of our universe, how can there be a before?
Christians believe their holy book because they can. Just like you believe the universe had a cause and want to set out looking for it.


The universe had a period of rapid expansion as far as we currently know. That does not mean it is “True.” It means the facts seem to lead us to this conclusion currently. You say this universe is huge? By whose standard? In a sea of universes it is but a grain of sand and it is no where near “Huge.”

I will accept the idea that as far as anyone can tell, there is no good evidence supporting the idea of any god that I have heard of.
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Godhead85, you have taken the position of an anti-theist, claiming a god does not exist. Good luck maintaining that position, which is untenable. In my opinion, a god or gods can not be proven or disproven.

Hello, I don't know you but I just want to let you know that I owe you a drink

issokay
He is really good, reminds me of AG back then, that guy was a beast

Openbusiness4:
A lion is no match for the Tiger. An adult Siberian male tiger will defeat an adult African male lion any time any day and twice on a leap year

You are wrong


It's trice on a leap year

PrincessB1:
Oh yes!

Who owns the jungle?

The Tiger owns it. Lions don't stay in the jungle

APCHaram:
I nominate you to represent me at the disease center

Bros, shebi na you say covid-19 is scam na, na you be brother Thomas, so go and stick your finger in the disease center wound

APCHaram:
You think you are smart.

The 2% represents all total "confirmed" cases which according to them is over 5,million world wide and most who died where either the very old or those with compromised immunity.

Compare that sample population to HIV which has a 100% fatality rate with or without treatment.

Bros where is your location. You asked for proof and luckily someone wants to offer his help yet you are still dodging

Zimri:
WHY EATING SHOE? FISH DON FINISH!

He is just retrieving his ancestors skins. No harm done (let's just forget about whoever was wearing the shoe)

Nigerians are just as horrible, so issorice

Wow this is really great news.. How about we give them the whole of South West so they don't kill another soul for the next month, that sounds totally reasonable don' it.

Depends on your religion (or lack of it) and if you care how people around you will react. But me I will sha tell you to flee as fast as your two physical legs, and as many spiritual legs you have, can carry you.

moscojoor:
Ok

Guy

Herdeyholuwa:
lol...so wat did u do with the pups

They didn't survive a month.

Blacckrod:
It is psychological and a lot of people feel the same way but are too ashamed to say it. The same people who will bash you here often beat the hell out of their younger relations so don't feel bad

Children can be loud and messy and trying to control them can be frustrating and tiring especially the ill-mannered children parents raise these days.

Please do not hit or punish other people's children and try to keep a reasonable distance from them.

Most of the people who beat kids like their life (or death) depends on it may not HATE kids exactly, most of them are just lunatics they haven't noticed it yet is all. But there are some people who just don't like kids (like yours truly), ion hate them or anything, but I most definitely don't like them
Nice way to hide your face at dp tho

If you don't understand the post yet, it reads: A rabid animal kills and eats a monitor lizard.
Tuehh

counter point: Guys avoid ladies that think you SHOULD spend on them