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Haute:
You're right: it's none of my business. Your improving grammar is my business though. I'm impressed.

Lol, I read novels.

Haute:
Nobody cares if you eat your hair for breakfast.

Ya, that was the plan. I said my wahala not yours. So why do you care if you eat my hair for breakfast?

As much as the hair looks put off, I won't judge her. Sometimes someone needs to kick outta the comfort zone and do things undoubtedly.

I cut my hair recently, I hate weavons and the stress of making hair and all that. I did a back undercut and let my middle hair. It's crazy I tell you, I went to the market and all eyes on me.

E no concern me, my hair my wahala not yours.

OlajumokeBread:
Spray some perfume in it, it will always smell

I ain't the type of smelly pusi u go around frolicking, just shut your trap if you got nothing important to say. Even if you got, you still gonna say something stupId and disgusting. Do everybody a favour by shutting that stench of a hole you called a mouth. Your mouth probably smells more fishy than a mad woman's pusi.

The only thing a lady needs to clean her lady part is just ORDINARY WATER. Even on her period, use just water to wash.

Someone told me 2 years ago and I was like, e go smell na''. One day i used a feminine wash, summer eve's and got a terrible bad reaction. I kneel down and said, God as I treat this, na water I go use from now on."

I started using water last year September, it's been one year now I've been using plain water, and let me tell you "ITS THE BEST. No smell, no discharge, no irritation, no itchy, just fresh V. I use just ordinary water even on my period days.

I feel so fresh down there, I bought a towel I use only for wiping, I don't use my body towel. Rinse with water after urinating, change pants whenever I can and sleep naked. Sleeping naked helps air circulation and it keeps yeast infections at bay.

Hmmm, water is life. I'm a proof. I drink lots of water on an empty stomach too. God is Good o. Water for life. Give it a try sister, and your life will never remain the same.

I like linda, I just don't know why. There's something about her pleasing to the eyes, invisible to see. I pray she finds her Mr right, no need hating her, she's just doing her job and making a living. Not easy I tell ya!

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I don laf almost faint. Dia yansh go Don wide now.

She looks the same, just that level Don upgrade.

This is wrong, why people just wicked sef

Ok meanwhile, Nigerians be like
*. *
Hapi bird day to yuu,
Hapi bird day to yuuu,

Are olda yuu naaa,
Are olda yuu naaa,
Are olda, are olda, are olda yuuu naaaaaa.

Cool

She fair o, I be black version of fair 4 her side

Cos he's gay

True, take the lady home.

Piercedclit1:
She's lamenting.she chose to give toto free to every tom,dick,and harry, while some chose to do exchange with theirs.who blaaady cares! This type of girls lamenting are freegivers, can like Bleep pass anything just pretending on fb.Stop hating on your fellow girls. Imagine if the world was full with people like you,it would be so boring. Variety is the spice of life.

Let the hustle pay!

The part you said "free givers", is set meant to be exchanged for money?

Just wondering though.

Proudlyngwa:
As a lady when you sun your undies, you cover it with a wrapper, otherwise, sun in your bathroom.
This are things we learnt from our grandmums when visiting the villa.

Undies is different from bra, please don't give me no grandma crap. Do you know that hanging your Undies in the sun is beneficial as it kills bacterial that causes yeast infections in a woman?

Hanging your bra in the sun makes it dries faster and destroys odour bacterial? That assumption you're having is so brazier. Men shouldn't hang their boxers outside too same way a woman shouldn't cos you don't like it.

Abeg, I sun my bra outside I no get time. My pants I keep indoor but as for my bras, na outside. Bras are like normal clothes I no see anything bad. You can UnCloth a woman of her panties and bras yet you can't stand seeing them in the sun Hypocrisy at the highest level.

So somebody can not sun her bra outside again? When are we going to hang it? Our father's car?

Na WA.

Men with big tummies kno? I hate big stomach on a guy, no matter the dough he has.

He looks like a prostitute

Any buyer here?

What he said is so true I swear, ladies if my he ain't your boyfriend or brother or your relation don't ever ever let a guy trick u to his room alone especially at evening time cos he gonna wait till everywhere is dope and clear to have his way.

When you're being asked how you got to his room, you gonna need more than an explanation to convince anybody to believe you.

That was how a nigga tricked me he wanna sent me on an errand, called me to take the money in his room. I knew something ain't adding and I took off, he came blocking the door and I swindled myself between his legs and ran away. I didn't tell no one.

Since then, never in my life I gonna visit a dude alone.

This man should be arrested and his blokos ripped off. Everyone knows this trick, girls should wise up. No money or friendship worth risking yourself.

I concur, trimming the pubic hair every time is a no no. It causes irritation and hard boils down there. I only shave once in a month, my lady v is so fresh and no sign of roughness cos the skin is smooth.

Shave but don't over do it. At least let hairs grow first, for those shaving every week kilode?

I don tire for their two abeg, shuooooooo. Chemistry chemistry all the time.

Wizkid na, the guy is so dope. Nice voice, hits collaborations everywhere he goes. Abeg na Wizkid I know.

jmichlins:
just the tip of the iceberg. Am planning with E Musk to take you to the space for a holiday after this one. Believe me unlike the Facebook satelite rocket this won't explode. And the US Federal Reserve director just approved that your face be used in the next dollar bill after I paid a token of $300trn to the Chinese government and they had to beg me with an offer to print dollars with my photo so as stop the transaction else the dollar be will worthless. I had to choose no one else but you my bae, honey butter and candy cause am a shy fellow. So send me your best pix so I can forward it to her

*clears throat*

You don't have to do all that. The private jet is fine.

jmichlins:
so you mean the private jet is yet to be delivered to you? Am already talking to a yatch assembly company to get you a custom made one so you can go spend sometime in the private island I just secured for you and that your pet. Please don't return it this time. So who says am not caring love

Awww, I don't believe this. All this for me?

At end, the true men of the living God will be made known.

When money is talking.............

But anyway,. I just chatted with my boo not to buy me a private jet. He has already paid the money and you need to see the way I chatted with the sales man.

I asked him to keep 2 million naira for himself and bring the remaining money to me. Awww ain't my boo so caring?

And so?

*Somebody should give me a pix*.

She looks cute, nice shade.

She should just calm down, it's a jeje something not a gragra something.