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Look at this one.
Shame suppose catch am for posting that.
3k from Gbagada to Chevy view (chevron)
Na this kind driver go dey lament say dem dey use 10k fuel gross 20k.
Shey dem no suppose wire this one koboko for head?
Dem go pick rubbish trips finish and start attacking other drivers like say na so all drivers mumu like them.
Him even said that the girl gave him her number.
Omoh, this one deserves some serious beating for him head.

Viqtour:
Thanks guys she paid 25k... I doubt it was one way sef, they just intimidated her. She said as she was about to make the turn, she saw them and reversed. How is that one way?

The threatened her that she will go to psychologist and prison and also forfeit the car. Lagos drivers I hail you

Most of the lastma officers are always nice to female drivers in some kind of situation.
But that area wey dem arrest mama, they're hungry lions there.
They just cheated her.
Na God go punish dem for that money they collected illegally.

Felicity001:
Oh so the apongbo bridge is not open

So you mean I can now drive straight from Bonny Camp to Marina without using down the bridge??

Nice one.

But the job took too long

Yeah, you can. I took the bridge last week.
@the bold; na one of the chronic problems our government has be that.
They would delay projects. To complete am na another wahala. To commission am, na another war. Like dey derive joy from watching people suffer. I really don't get.
It is well.

Much respect, boss.

Blackbishop:
Na why we Dey call IDAN Pope

Wallahi, Na real idan oh. 😁

Much respect, boss.

pope191:
Eko bridge for 24 hours

Cc: Glitchronix

Better.
Make e sha no pass the 24hrs.

Much respect, baba.

pope191:
How you went make I deh share my experience boss.

Nah so I take pick request today from Ikoyi to shomolu around 9pm. Rider just doze off. Got there and try to wake him, oga no gree wake. Fear won enter my body. I hit the man well, oga wake up. Next thing he says,

Rider: are we there?
Me: Yes sir!
Rider: No, this is not my house, is this not toll gate

Inside my mind I’m like Jesu, which kind wahala be this.

Rider : you are wasting my time, take me to my house
Me : oga where’s your house?
He called the address
Me: oga see this is it, Look at the number at the wall
Rider: are you sure this is not Lekki

Took his neighbors to tell me to calm down, he’s high. Reach out to his wife to come take him and pay. Wahala

Laugh wan kill me.
This one is titled 'Drama on a weekend'. 😁

Much respect, boss.

pope191:
The bridge will be on lock for repair tomorrow.

Wetin happen again nahh?
I just hope they won't lock it for another century.
Cos this our government can delay projects ehn.
It is well.

Much respect, baba.

Pearl1910:
Lolz...no mind them, they are jealous of you.
Keep doing what u are doing, when people are talking about you, using u to do meme, that's when u know u r doing well.

On a platform wey we suppose dey encourage each other and seek advices, share experiences. Omoh, it is well oooh.

Much respect, sir.

Drivers don start again.
I just been laughing since they started their usual banter exchanges.
You should be seeing them if you dey lekki phase1.

YeyeGbami:
Na you i pity pass.

much respect boss

I understand this message very well, baba. 🙌

Very good.
From VI, I took a passenger to somolu side and I took the Apongbon/Eko bridge just to be sure.
Now my mind is at rest to be going to surulere.
There has been significant reduction of traffic on 3MB, sure, the effect of the opening of the bridge.

Conner44:
Better leave Glithronix alone. He is on his own lane doing his own thing and I believe I speak for him when I say [b] you should do the same for yourself too

Someone accused me of saying I'm buying 1 in one year of driving. I said make him show me the screenshot where I vowed to that.
This person you quoted said na 6 months I promised. make him provide the screenshot nah, abi no be so?
Who's next to accuse me of 3 months promise?
Then maybe another person will say I promised to buy one on the day I collected a car on rental.
Wetin Musa no go see for gate?

Much respect, baba.

pope191:
Nah from laugh madness they start. All things being equal, you don already get dada. Up next, nah to tear that your 1005 naira polo wey deh smell like Illubirin bypass. Then enter street.

Abeg make we join hands remove Pope from this thread.
What that foooork!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I fear who no fear you ooooh.

Much respect, baba.

BAZ001:
I kuku talk am now say u don turn veteran. I remember when u dey beg 4 rental car up & dan dis thread.

U are one of the example of the “ hustle is meant for some people and some will struggle in it”

With d way u going u will kuku shame dem pope191 and co dt says u will drive for 10 years

God no go kuku ma shame u

I'm still a newbie oooh, abeg no put me on the high table yet. 🙏 🙏 🙏

Naaah, this hustle is not meant for me, na opportunity to gather some things and that's why I dey run am. The rule is, whatever you're doing (legit) that's giving you a good return, do it dearly and diligently.

Your last statement don spoil everything.
Abeg make una help me beg Bazman make him leave me for neck. 😫
You no dey quote me like this before, I no know wetin I do you.
Wait oooh, Abi na you my guidian angel want use to import me to Obodo oyinbo?
I don ready oooh.

But still, leave me alone.

Conner44:
Youre doing well Aje we were all here when you started and we all can see you're a bright one.

Don't forget to meet pope for your membership ID card against their drivers December jollification na you suppose dey high table on that day.

If I near there their bouncer fit turn me upside down hang for fence

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Na here I kuku learn about the hustle, no where else. I just learned the way and find my own way.
For this coming December?
I go want all the goodies ooh.
Make dem holla when membership ID go start rolling out make I quickly apply for it.
I no want high table.
Which bouncer want bounce a fellow bouncer? Dem want collect?

Much respect, boss. 😊

XGhost:
Average is less than 12 hours daily.
Fuel 90k
Data 1k5
Credit 1k
Today I started around 1, closed at 10. You don't really need to work for crazy hours like you guys think. As it stands now I'm literally done for the week.

I no want make dem come drag my balls, especially that Bazman.
Ever since the subsidy removal, na afternoon I dey roll out to work, and I close early nowadays. Though, I have reduced my daily target to 30k and 5-6 trips give me that amount easily.
From the beginning of the subsidy removal, I spent much time driving, but it is obvious that the app company don respond to the effect of the hike in fuel price.
On a normal, I have never been the type that wakes up early in the morning to start driving, I used to roll out by 11am or thereabouts, but now, sometimes, 1pm/2pm I dey roll out. I don't stress myself like before.
The more you stay in the hustle, the more you improve and understand more and more secrets.
I don't pick rides anyhow. I don't rush. All I just need na 5/6 trips that will give me my 30k, max na 7 trips. .
I buy fuel 10k daily, by weekend, I already have fuel in the tank that would even serve me for a whole day.
Na sense this hustle require and you will see that you're doing less work.
God no go kuku shame us.

Much respect, boss.

Conner44:
NO NO NO, you want to remove this threads resident jester?

Leave him oh. The amount of mental health problems some people have on this thread requires someone like him hanging around.

No wahala.
But epp me beg bazman make him leave me for neck ooh, so that people wey get plan to do me favour no go think say I don chop belle full. 😁
Cos as I dey like this, hunger dey wire me, I no get money to chop food.

Much respect, boss.

How can we remove Baz001 from this thread

Tgiirl:
It's easier for to set destination to my work place and back

Oh, I see.
It is well.

Much respect, sir.

Omoapena:
Haaa, nah this one even worst pass, me don dey convert all bolt trips to offline o, already owing them 25k, still thinking of how to pay the money sef

There's nothing worst about indrive, boss.
Na you probably neva give am time to really use am to hustle.
Try and dedicate a full day job on indrive and see which one is better.
If na newbie talk this one now, I go say maybe na because he's new to the game.
Shebi na the same indrive I dey use and I prefer it to bolt 100%. I started the hustle with bolt and I served bolt for like 5months.
Baba, abeg switch to indrive and see nahh.
Abi you dey drag 1k trips on indrive ni?
On indrive wey I dey use, any trip that's below 3.5k, I no dey near am.
It is well.

Much respect, boss.

Omoapena:
Body just dey pain me seriously, wasting of time and money for fuel...

Imagine 5k fuel can't even give you 15k...


This is so bad mehn...

Say no more, boss.

See this one.
Make drivers dey quit oooh. The hustle don cast.
Drivers don kuku too plenty already. Make all of Una go back to bolt and Uber, abeg.
But still, dem no go leave.

Tgiirl:
Good day everyone.
Tomorrow will be 15th, half of the month.

From 1st of July to 14th today
N82,111 FUEL ⛽️ I bought got me 164ltrs.

Gross N181,700 deducted commission resulted to N136,275 net.

But when I deduct cost of fuel..
Only N54,164 profit

Legend, this your analysis is on Bolt.
45k+ commission to bolt from 181k, that's too much for real. I guess you were not targeting bonuses, cos na bonus bolt drivers dey take compensate themselves.
I know say you been driving part time, but that's too much expenses, sir.
If to say na indrive, your commission on 181k is just N18,100. And you will surely be needing 60k fuel to gross the 181k conveniently.
Baba, why no switch to indrive nahh?

Much respect, sir.

Omoapena:
I don't care at this point....

Much respect, boss.

Omoapena:
One gullible driver go see 11k+, hin go sharply accept am

Such driver's name go be Gullibudinho.
Much respect, boss.

ReadaDream:
It's BS! There's no reason why they should make it mandatory.

Ólóhun ngbó
I'm thinking maybe na our government dey behind it. 🤔

This guy must be one of the criminals on indrive.
I can't count the number of times I've seen him make similar requests on indrive.
It is either he's a criminal or a driver that just wants to frustrate unsuspecting drivers.
I just people have not been accepting his false requests sha.

ReadaDream:
My account has not been restricted yet, I just saw the push notification but I didn't open it.

Why would they want to impose the Hackney permit on drivers self.
Wetin concern them with that one?
Even, the Almighty Bolt doesn't require the permit, so, I wonder the reason behind their own new requirement for it.
Make dem remove that thing from their requirements.

VaselineCrew:
I just pepper sprayed one uselesss local government enforcer that wanted to arrest me illegally.

He claimed I stopped at Obalende under bridge roundabout, meanwhile I was just trying to find the entrance to NNPC

That’s how the idiot entered my car and held my gear and wouldn’t let go.

Omo I emptied the whole pepper spray into his eyes, until he had no choice but to leave my car.

Nigeria is just full of illegality men

Why claim I stopped when I’m moving slowly?

Why hold my gear instead of a ticket with a fine?

Very useless country

When someone says I will show you pepper, this is what they mean.
Much respect, boss.

BAZ001:
U dey type epistle yesterday, e dey sweet u,
how ur former GM call u for high table, how u bought drinks for ladies … d story dey sweet u for belle, dey do keyboard warrior u no know say people dey observe

You never see anything for dis thread ?
Stray bullet and subtle jabs go dey hit u on d low.

We gather dey here

I kuku do run go hide inside my rabbit hole already.
Thanks for the compliments, sir. 😒😏

Welz:
if you plan to only work on the island, then you're better off using indrive and rida as you'll be the one to pick where to want to work. if you choose bolt just know you must reach ikorodu, . Gilthronix can testify to that

God will forgive you. 😁

Much respect, baba.

pope191:
Baz e bo la tu jasi bayi? Glitchronix Abeg no take Baz serious o. The baba suwe in him is inbuilt. I am only trying to illustrate something. Much respect boss

You dey even dey stress yourself with this comment.
Who no know Baz for here before?
@Baz001 well done, sir. Na our Nigerian DSS we go send to come seize your phone for obodo Oyinbo.

Much respect, baba.