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Fashion / Re: Tiniest Waist: Su Naing To Beat 1939 Guiness World Record (Photos) by GMBuhari: 6:39am On Aug 05, 2020
I hereby resist the urge to shalaye
Education / Re: Sperm Don't Really Swim But Spin - New Study by GMBuhari: 6:37am On Aug 05, 2020
This is SpermTaculous



grin
Crime / Re: Man Shot Dead In Ozoro, Delta As Youths Protest POS-Carrying Policemen (Graphic) by GMBuhari: 5:07pm On Aug 03, 2020
You talk revival, that makes sense, you talk about blaming buhari , that's bullcrap, there's literally at least 4 chains of command from different authorities who should be blamed for this before you even mention Buhari

First start with the DPO of that station, followed by commissioner of police, then maybe Police internal affairs , then the IG

those ones are responsible for the actions of "their boys' DIRECTLY , the DPO cant claim he doesn't collect returns from their proceeds, i mean they registered a POS and take it on duty, do you think that's something their DPO doesn't know about ?


Bottom line so you don't feel i am attacking you , the total police members in Nigeria is about 400 thousand and 18-45 aged youths are over 50Million all over nigeria , it's at least 300 youths to one officer ,

the only way to stop police madness in this nigeria is to start making them regret their actions immediately , if peaceful protests won't work, arm up and defend your life from these human killing money stealing cultists that you call Police, especially SARS

Government won't help us , police hq won't help us , even the court won't help us , there people have bribed their way up to supreme court
thats why they always go scot free, if police is hell bent on reducing our youths population for not yielding to harassment + extortion , maybe it's time to start reducing their population too ( I am not asking people to attack police but if they come , try to extort you , and you feel their actions is illegal DEFEND YOURSELF AT ALL COST, WE ALL HAVE THE RIGHT TO DEFEND OURSELVES AGAINST PHYSICAL,MENTAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL HARM)

we protest we get shot, we wear nice things we get extorted, we stay at home, they come early morning to rob us of our dignity , enough is enough
PlanetZero:
See the Change we voted for?

I know someone will come and attack me. If those we elected especially the president cannot be hold responsible for the situation in the country, then who am I suppose to hold responsible? My headmaster?

Economy.... crawling
Security... terrible
Welfare... horrible

And yet they will say we should not hold the president responsible

Thet something doesn’t reach u today does not mean it won’t reach u tomorrow or someone very close to you

The revival of this country is our collective effort and we don’t need to be partisan about it

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Business / Re: Local Investor Acquiring Shoprite Nigeria – Store Manager by GMBuhari: 12:11pm On Aug 03, 2020
llike i said

the idiots who have rained insults and curses on Buhari for the earlier report will not come to this thread, even if they did , they won't comment and if they do , they will spin the narrative

as a matter of fact i see 5 of 12 ID's i noted viewing this thread, but not a sentence, not even space booking
Business / Re: Why Is Shoprite Selling Nigeria Stake? by GMBuhari: 12:07pm On Aug 03, 2020
Those who have blamed / cursed Buhari already will avoid this thread
Car Talk / Re: Toyota Camry AGL627FT Snatched At Gunpoint In Kwara (Photo) by GMBuhari: 9:54am On Aug 03, 2020
most trackers are sim / internet based, those idiots just buy jammer q
showafrica:


Is it not when u see where tracker is hidden you will disable it. Armed robber no get that time

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Business / Re: Shoprite To Leave Nigeria After 15 Years - News24 by GMBuhari: 9:10am On Aug 03, 2020
Didnt some of you already claimed it was Tibunu's business ';??

bolaayenimo:
Only someone with bullion vans can buy it
Politics / Re: Akpabio Names Senators, Reps Who Got Contracts by GMBuhari: 1:44pm On Jul 27, 2020
You somehow brought corruption in NDDC for Niger Delta to include Yoruba land in your rants

Your senators looted your ancestors, your governors looted your generation and their kids plan to do more , but all you see is Tinubu and Yoruna where they are not even involved


Who no fear una don die he just never know
zombieTRACKER:


Nigerian youths are hopeless bunch

No set of youths on earth will take the sufferings meted out by their leaders except nigeria youths

If there was a third term... Believe me... You will still see some yoruba youths chanting sai barber.

Spits...

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TV/Movies / Re: I Got Pregnant As A Virgin At 23 – Wathoni by GMBuhari: 5:31pm On Jul 26, 2020
after then nko is she still a fagin ?
TV/Movies / Re: Kiddywaya Gropes Erica’s Breast While Dancing And She Reacts by GMBuhari: 2:06pm On Jul 26, 2020
WHAT IF thats his script ?

If you this BBN is really reality show , you are sitting on a long thing

More importantly, sex sells , controversy sells

if not , then the boy should be fined or even removed

weIMPORT:
It was an awkward sight to behold at tonight’s BBNaija weekly party as Kiddywaya tried to grab Erica’s breast while dancing.

fined by Big Brother

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Politics / Re: NIMC: Extorting Nigerians Since 1914 by GMBuhari: 1:19pm On Jul 26, 2020
first of all this is very very sad

secondly and most heartbreaking is : those people may not work for NIMC , yes, they can have their systems , register people for reals and even print paper copies of confirmation and it could still be a scam


Personally i'll never understand why people are shedding 10k from their pockets during this time of crisis , unless if FG is planning to pay benefits to Nigerians with NIMC card , if that's the case everyone would have heard , it can't be coded


my advise ? steer clear and observe

Unless of course if they issue plastic card immediately
Business / Re: #notonipost: NIPOST Has Just Declared War On Smes In Nigeria, Says Expert by GMBuhari: 1:13pm On Jul 26, 2020
this is too ridiculous ,

seriously, every clown 1882 law backed institution in Nigeria are competing with themselves on how to totally ruin Nigerians, so to start a delivery business , i have to pay 2M for interstate , what will the money used for ? is it insurance or what ?

problem is set awon looters and yahoo will be the ones rich enough to register and run the company while depriving regular nigerians a shot at investing

if you have made 500k upwards during this corona , you are definitely yahoo yahoo


we need to overturn some stupid laws / rules in this country and we need institutions that can audit without being corrupted


bank is charging stamp duty, transaction fees, e.t.c , now houses are being charged stamp duty , go to NIPOST you give money to get your parcel , that's if your card is even approved online , land use charge is everywhere now too , okada people too did emission sticker and paper ticket , CBN imposed their charges as well , atm will charge you for usage , literally everywhere some few people just making decisions that could make a break an average nigerian


smh
Politics / Re: Edo Women Sweeping PDP Away From Benin by GMBuhari: 1:05pm On Jul 26, 2020
So the same set of people get to spend 8 years all because they changed party



edo mumu don do

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Business / Re: I Have Cac Certificate But Local Associations Keep Disturbing My Business by GMBuhari: 1:02pm On Jul 26, 2020
It's not by force to join, their real motive is your contribution which will eventually be looted by toothless old men and women who have eaten all the possible aseje in this world , you don't want them to go spiritual on you either ,

keep posting them , make legal steps in the background and if those two don't work , you may have to join the association
Business / Re: Where To Buy Plots Of Lands In Makurdi, Benue State, Nigeria. by GMBuhari: 12:59pm On Jul 26, 2020
Benue of Boko haram and land is 2M ?

sorry o
Politics / Re: Diezani Ordered By Court To Return To Nigeria For Prosecution by GMBuhari: 8:35am On Jul 25, 2020
Order rádaràra


As if she will come

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Business / Re: Friends Split $22 Million Jackpot After Nearly 30-year-old Promise by GMBuhari: 8:33am On Jul 25, 2020
Unlike friends who will buy beer and encourage you to smoke igbo
Politics / Re: Aliyu Muhktar Shares 100 Vehicles, 500 Refrigerators, 400 Sewing Machines by GMBuhari: 7:34pm On Jul 23, 2020
donstan18:
95% of the beneficiaries of this deceitful looking benevolence will still be the connected ones.


No Nigerian alive can do giveaway or something like this without a hidden motive. Impossible!!!

When Adeleke died, there were thousands of Okada, grinding machine, sewing machine and everything they normally distribute before election in their compound


Till now it has not been distributed

Oh and the family gave a few cars to imams and political buddies but the masses have long forgotten about it


1 dúpẹ́ will not distribute it, neither will adé dancer


2.most people don't even know its their own money / allocation from federal government

Not free gifts

So yes I hope people who need this get it

We've seen political friends taking up 50% by taking 5 or more of each item


I've seen people collect 5 pumping machines, agric empowerment all because they close to politicians when the real elderly farmers got nothing

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Travel / Re: Boat Accident At Okrika Kalio Rivers, 16 Persons Rescued Alive (Graphic Photos) by GMBuhari: 7:28pm On Jul 23, 2020
Skimmed through comments on the front page and not anyone mentioned how the ltravelers were not provided with devices thst could increase their chances of survival

The life jackets I'm seeing are over 100 years old

Aren't They suppose to inflate / keep you afloat??
Politics / Re: 774,000 Jobs: Keyamo Risks Going To Jail - Senator Na'allah by GMBuhari: 8:32pm On Jul 22, 2020
what is people's problem with the recruitment Keyamo is clamoring for ?

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Men Killing Their Wives In The United States. by GMBuhari: 8:30pm On Jul 22, 2020
May you not marry a witch

Someone who was so angry that he knows if he breaks the law there he cant bribe his way through , i know of a couple , husband does not beat his wife but will shout till the whole neigborhood will wake up , and what normally causes it ? whenever he gives his wife presents, maybe money or gifts and tell her to go have a nice time, she will always screw up , for instance this lockdown, he gave her about 80k , told her to buy bedspread and some baby stuffs, believe me this wife left since morning, came back in the evening, she didn't buy baby food, she bought curtain no bed spread, so where was she all morning till evening ? worst still she took their young baby along, and it was very very cold that day

the husband kept saying this is all she does all the time


stpry seems unrelated but my point is the husband is very frustrated and feels unappreciated , now imagine a disobedient wife taking husband's money building a house for her parents from husband's sweat( did i mention wife's unemployed?) giving command, going out and coming late, endangering their baby with cold and possible corona infection ??


needless to say he wants her out of his house now , then the whole neigborhood started begging the husband , assuring her she would change , what that man must have endured is beyond what he shared , you could see in his eyes he was in pain, frustrated and tired of having to fight over the same thing everytime

RIP to the dead but some women can be witches
blinking001:
This is really bad. Women should learn to be submissive to their husbands and husbands should learn to love and care for their wives. Which kind wahala be this na
Phones / Re: I Keep Receiving strange Bank Alerts On My New Sim by GMBuhari: 7:56pm On Jul 22, 2020
You are recieving strange alerts on your new sim and you cried out immediately abi ?

Unlike one idiot who mistakingly bought one of Buhari's childrens's sim and used it to defraud other people

with that sim , most banks would let you buy airtime without pincode, GTB does that for instance , if you do that and the real owner knows, they will report you to their bank, then MTN will hand your details to police

I am not saying this to teach you fraud or anything, i am just saying you made the right choice coming online to ask questions , someone spent 7 months or so in DSS custody for defrauding the first family and their friends , the case is still in court

MegaPlayBoy:
Hello guys, I need help
I keep receiving bank alerts from access bank in the new mtn sim I bought even though I have no access bank account.
The names attached to the alerts are also different and strange
I don't know where this is coming from, should I destroy the sim and get another?


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Foreign Affairs / Re: Could Canada's Worst Mass Shooting Have Been Avoided? by GMBuhari: 1:51pm On Jul 22, 2020
will you point your gun to someone who you are sure he, his friends, family , relatives all have gun ??

The only way to achieve peace is to be fully prepared for war

milehigh06:


quiet for comon people...Nigerians that are quick to curse you and your whole ancestors over an arguement...with hunger and frustration,you now give dem gun....it will not turn out good
Politics / Re: Don’t Attack Yoruba, Nnamdi Kanu Warns IPOB Members by GMBuhari: 6:37am On Jul 22, 2020
Isn't it just funny?
Politics / Re: FG Urged To Adopt Technology In Tackling Corruption by GMBuhari: 6:34am On Jul 22, 2020
Technology can be beaten, but it's still our best bet, also people the masses need to be generally interested in what their political elites do


The first thing we need in Nigeria is to create a database, it should be achieved through census, the registration should be mandatory, forced even if possible

That alone will solve at least 20 types of problem in Nigeria
Travel / Re: Enugu State Builds Roads To Connect Roads Accross Thick Forests by GMBuhari: 7:57pm On Jul 20, 2020
oka4ugoo:


You're bro and that's why our politicians keeps winning because we so much divided

We are divided because we want to be divided

There's no country in the world where there aren't different tribes in a nation, they all know what's right and work towards achieving it, it's win win for all of us if we demand dividend of democracy and hold these mofos accountable, local Govt chairman, Councillor, rep, senate, governors etc


But when you plan these protests, some idiots close to the idiots will leak the secret and those ones too will contract police to end lives / disperse protesters


When police men start getting shot, then they'll realize we are serious, one of the major barriers of having a successful protest / revolution is overzealous police officers who want to please oga, with the hopes they'd get promotion or cash gifts in return


Not too long ago a police man trended for days, he was accused of several crimes against humanity, from torture to outright disappearance of his victims and real life murder


That guy works with a current governor, the issue trended for days and then died down


We are not serious in this country

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Politics / Re: Ife Oyedele Steps Down For Akeredolu by GMBuhari: 10:16pm On Jul 19, 2020
Money exchanged hands
Politics / Re: The Downside Of Tribalism In Nigeria by GMBuhari: 5:36am On Jul 19, 2020
Buhari is the person who ate 103 Billion through NDDC 1
RIHMEEK:
If you can't treat them fairly as a member of the entity called Nigeria, why don't you allow them to go their way?
Business / Re: Meet The Sheik Who Donated “$16 Billion” In Charity To Kick Himself Out Of The by GMBuhari: 5:35am On Jul 19, 2020
his reward is in heaven

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Politics / Re: The Downside Of Tribalism In Nigeria by GMBuhari: 5:15am On Jul 19, 2020
always the victim
RIHMEEK:
When a leader of a nation comes out publicly to say a section of the country he governs are 5percenters in the grand scheme of things, it perfectly tells you the direction of where things are going.
Politics / Re: Biafra : "I Can Decide Who Lives Or Who Dies" - Nnamdi Kanu Explodes by GMBuhari: 6:27pm On Jul 18, 2020
Tinubu is not stupid

DamnnNiggarr:
you wouldn't believe this so easily if it were to be a northerner or westerner that's being talked about.
You'll ask questions,
But here, boom you have taken it to be true.
Imagine if they said it's Tinubu that said those things.

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