₦airaland Forum

nkwuocha1:
I leave am.I don stone am pillow tire,him no even look back.Him go just shift small.I kukuma relocate myself go another angle.

Correct papa

nkwuocha1:
Crime and Investigation.My kids just look at the pictures quietly.Them no understand,but the fact that everywhere is quiet kinda make them believe this kind of cartoon is interesting 'somehow'.

But recently we have been so engrossed with 'Money Heist".My son will stand right in front of the TV and will not sit till it ends

Leave the guy abeg! isn't it his standing right?! How many babies can safely say they stand in front of TV.

SirDelight:
Couldn't help showing my 32

Meanwhile, the matter needs a thorough investigation.

If he's indeed a burglar, then na weytin he sabi chop kill am

Hello sir you're wrong, it isn't 32, it's actually 32.3 as the enamel ratio is implemented in kasios teeth hypothetical submission.

iReddington:
That weed must have been laced with something that induced psychosis on the guy!
Hin head con knock like engine wey oil finish for inside.

Do you sell that animal in the picture? I need 4 to train as pet. How did you make It stand erect and hold fence?

Magnoliaa:
This is interesting and enlightening...

Thank you for sharing.

A man must eat beans and pounded yam every Thursday and this enlightens his ego. Ensure that men eat beans mama okiafor. Beans is good for mens ego but hot beans with garden egg and amala with gbegiri.

[quote author=Mrcomedimatic post=82584835][/quote]Young man, why's that senators mouth like skinned pomo?

[quote author= post=82581809]No, he is going to the library![/quote]Wrong, he is going to ababio farm Ltd.

Ogbunigwe2018:
#InsideLife

NIGGAHBOOY! See was you dey waka with style! Your guy con dey waka for your back!

theButterfly:
This is highly shameful.

I can't even laugh because I'm too embarrassed for the whole of Nigeria right now.

How did this man become President? https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/confused/confused0020.gif

O boiz! how you get yellow Smiley!

This isn't dembe it's akurobucha and it originated from Anu Mbama village of Ubiamutoh in eastern akwa ibom. Minister Amaechi was the pioneer of this sport in Africa. He wrestled with a fallen lion to form the sport, the lion was green and yellow. This saved Ubiamutoh village, which is why he was given ministerial post

ForeThinker:
Vacation loading up !!

Don't leave wine open to atmospheric pressure it causes achum lkpata belle disease.

Wow such a vibrant young man, he reminds me of a young Brad Pitt as well as a young Syvester Stallone.

justbusy:
His username (GOAT22) speaks for him!

I challenge you! prove your truth! It's time for combat! Is it not because umbutumb is from Cameroon?

olusegunadex:
How much returns can I make if i invest 2 million naira in cultivation?

About 100 naira per week! Heavy returns right? Yes! This is what tomato tum tam beeyo centre offers you! After 30 years you'll have made your 2 million back! and after 50 years you'll have made profit of 5000 naira! Don't let quick rich schemes deceive you! Imagine 5000 naira after 80 years! Amazing returns!

Jokerman:
First , I oversee the affairs of a school and I meet new people everyday with diverse complaints and talks... It helps me become a better person and seeing kids calling your name

Secondly, I do freelance engineering services not limited to Hvac installation and maintenance, with my boys (2 for now)... Getting contracts with banks and big eateries have really helped a lot

Lastly, time management, meeting new people and money made noni

Are your boys Oliver Tumbunktum and Makinde Panla? Makinde has small pot belly with birth mark on his right eye?

davillian:
Laughing my a$$ out (lmao)

Thank you sir I appreciate it.

missjo:
Perhaps you should not take stares too seriously, they mean nothing. For all we know,you might have had something in your teeth
You should focus more on the ones who steal short glances at you and are trying very hard not to get caught looking at you.

Now say thank you for this cheatbook

Missjo why are you angry?! Eh why! its not correct!!!! Drink garden egg for the umbuna

davillian:
With a face and mark on it
Even a dead person will recognise him lmao.

Hello sir, good evening sir. Please sir what is the meaning and pronunciation of lmao sir? is it pronounced Lee Maa Woo sir? Thank for the expected response sir. I appreciate it sir.

MelesZenawi:
Are from there?

Anu Mbama! Ochuruchuru! So you be Mbiama boy! How shume ogimabiri?

MelesZenawi:
So Mbiama don't commit crime or what?

Mbama mbama! That's where anu mbama resides in Mbiama, very rich community, the youth leaders control the resources of central community. Buhari, Obasanjo and dangoto all grew up in Mbiama

Yakade:
Nigeria, as a country...... Is a mistake

Nigga boy Nigga! See as you dey waka! Bend one side your boy con dey waka for your back! Oh boiz! dey waka dey move! Babagba! After you na you! You don show! Who dey craze wan try?

ladyF:
This one deserves all the beating he gets.

It’s LadyF again

You dey buy shaposhapo coin? its like bitcoin. But 1 shaposhapo is worth 100 billion is dollars, Also know as sharp guy coin, you can use the coin to buy 2 garden egg and 4 dodo with yaji pepper.

akinblog:
meat don waste...

Waste how? Can't you eat dead meat? Eh! Is it too bad for you?! ! This is unfair!!! Why will you reject meat because the animal was jammed by trailer!

Charleys:
Nice one. Standing in front of a closed school holding books and taking pictures just for clout.

When you speak of someone having clout , it usually means
that they communicate a sense of power or influence,
particularly in the political sense. "You'll wanna talk to
that big guy over there if you want me to let you in. He's
got clout ."

Jh0wsef:
lols.. Dem think say security na only for daytime

o boiz security na for day time? how dem go take see you for night? You go just give driver 2500 enter moto from illesha 4 days you go cross small river enter India. All this one wey person dey enta plane na nonsense.

omoiyalayi:
D best phone lock so far is Q10 numbers lock

Even if I open it in ur presence nobody will be able 2 open it

I hope any of this android phone maker can do same on their own too

Hello sir, you are a a vibrant young man. Very active young man. Do you belong to the youths of obuchumadu community?

OrestesDante:
Pattern users only

Hello Orestes, person wey sh1t water water sh1t how you go do am make e do stain white boxers? The sh1t no hard na water water

Legendguru:
Hmmm

Hello sir, how can I clean my buttocks after sh1tting so the sh1t no dey stain white boxers for buttocks area? The sh1t na water water sh1t?

@mako... Well I was just telling kilokeys what it was... Besides the google weather map he posted says -2... I have survived in -11 so how much more -2... He needs to understand no one goes out during work... Schools get suspended and work too... Who wants to drive on ice? Anyway I wont debate here but I just need any Nigerian in Serbia.. I had gotten Ghanaians but I believe Nigerians are there too... And yeah there's fridge in the coldest country... You really think the weather is a ice burg in Europe? Common man haha... Anyway about taking part in the change in Nigeria... What's the change since we got independent... Bro, Nigeria is finished... Nothing can repair Nigeria... The problem is we the citizens, we had lost it.. We are glued to dirtiness corruption carelessness.. If you clean your house, can you trust anyone else not to stain it before you arrive? Imagine we dont have tall buildings everywhere... Why? Because there is no power... If we have 24 hours power, there are people who has money to build 15-20 storey building, besides all the hotels will be gladly happy to build at least 10 storey buildings but who would do that when there's no power. If the power goes off and your in the elevator, or if its even generator and the gen trips off.... What will you be doing in the elevator nd not to mention if your up to 5.... Bro the power is a big issue... By this time we don't have 24hours power... We dont have a train of 1996-2001. They are using train of 2010 in south Africa, we are older than them independently yeah? The train we have in Lagos, how old it is... We dont care about ourselves that's why people are hanging on the train when its moving. There are police who will arrest you in abroad if you train to kill yourself... But in Nigeria, try killing yourself in front of the police station... They won't see you until your dead... There's alot to talk about Nigeria but I dont want to die of hypertension now...

Dalu Nobody, mchu pe ka du odinma mbu to sume tey.

onatisi:
Please is there any nigerian in kiribati island ?I will be going there soon .

Mbati Mbama Anu dey there na hin number na two two four four garden egg eight eight

I am traveling to Serbia and I dont know anyone there... Is there any Nigerian in Serbia, please enlighten me and possibly we could meet up if you don't mind.. Please anyone should get back to me even if your a friend of a friend in Serbia... Thanks..

Madame I don tell you say khaki na leather, if you chop anu mbama you no eat beans! Come okrika okene for abriba market.

Freehuman:
Goat

Did your mother conceive you while in an active service as a prostitute? Is that why she shat you out through her rotten butthole? How does it feel to know you came out through the ahole and your father is probably some dustbin pusher who paid 500 naira to access your LovePeddler mother?