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Family / Re: What TV Channel Do You Watch Together As A Family? by goat22: 5:23pm On Sep 30, 2019
nkwuocha1:


I leave am.I don stone am pillow tire,him no even look back.Him go just shift small.I kukuma relocate myself go another angle.

Correct papa grin

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Family / Re: What TV Channel Do You Watch Together As A Family? by goat22: 4:51pm On Sep 30, 2019
nkwuocha1:
Crime and Investigation.My kids just look at the pictures quietly.Them no understand,but the fact that everywhere is quiet kinda make them believe this kind of cartoon is interesting 'somehow'.

But recently we have been so engrossed with 'Money Heist".My son will stand right in front of the TV and will not sit till it ends angry

Leave the guy abeg! isn't it his standing right?! How many babies can safely say they stand in front of TV.
Crime / Re: Gate Traps Suspected Burglar To Death (Graphic Photos) by goat22: 10:05pm On Sep 28, 2019
SirDelight:
Couldn't help showing my 32grin

Meanwhile, the matter needs a thorough investigation.

If he's indeed a burglar, then na weytin he sabi chop kill amtongue

Hello sir you're wrong, it isn't 32, it's actually 32.3 as the enamel ratio is implemented in kasios teeth hypothetical submission.

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Crime / Re: Weed Smoker Stabs Nigerian Fiancée In London (Photo) by goat22: 4:16pm On Sep 28, 2019
iReddington:
That weed must have been laced with something that induced psychosis on the guy!
Hin head con knock like engine wey oil finish for inside.

Do you sell that animal in the picture? I need 4 to train as pet. How did you make It stand erect and hold fence?
Romance / Re: The Male Ego: What Is It? by goat22: 9:35pm On Sep 26, 2019
Magnoliaa:



This is interesting and enlightening...

Thank you for sharing.

A man must eat beans and pounded yam every Thursday and this enlightens his ego. Ensure that men eat beans mama okiafor. Beans is good for mens ego but hot beans with garden egg and amala with gbegiri.

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Politics / Re: "Osinbajo Should Resign And Submit Himself To ICPC" - Deji Adeyanju by goat22: 9:23pm On Sep 26, 2019
[quote author=Mrcomedimatic post=82584835][/quote]
Young man, why's that senators mouth like skinned pomo?
Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns One Of The Wanted FBI Suspects In Ilorin (Photos) by goat22: 12:24pm On Sep 26, 2019
post=82581809:
No, he is going to the library!
Wrong, he is going to ababio farm Ltd.
Crime / Re: Fake Zlatan Ibile Scamming Nigerians On Twitter by goat22: 9:37pm On Sep 25, 2019
Ogbunigwe2018:
#InsideLife

NIGGAHBOOY! See was you dey waka with style! Your guy con dey waka for your back!
Politics / Re: Buhari Answering A Question About Youths At UN, Nigerians React (Video) by goat22: 9:00pm On Sep 25, 2019
theButterfly:
This is highly shameful.

I can't even laugh because I'm too embarrassed for the whole of Nigeria right now.

How did this man become President?
O boiz! how you get yellow Smiley!
Sports / Re: The Best Of African Combat Sport | Dambe And Wrestling (pictures) by goat22: 8:43pm On Sep 25, 2019
This isn't dembe it's akurobucha and it originated from Anu Mbama village of Ubiamutoh in eastern akwa ibom. Minister Amaechi was the pioneer of this sport in Africa. He wrestled with a fallen lion to form the sport, the lion was green and yellow. This saved Ubiamutoh village, which is why he was given ministerial post
Music/Radio / Re: Rudeboy "Audio Money" Video Hits 1 Million Youtube Views In 24 Hours by goat22: 12:12pm On Sep 25, 2019
ForeThinker:
Vacation loading up !! cool cool

Don't leave wine open to atmospheric pressure it causes achum lkpata belle disease.
Family / Re: Ghanaian Bride Carrying Her Husband While Kissing Him by goat22: 6:14pm On Sep 24, 2019
Wow such a vibrant young man, he reminds me of a young Brad Pitt as well as a young Syvester Stallone.
Agriculture / Re: How To Grow Tomatoes For Business? All You Need To Know! by goat22: 6:35pm On Sep 23, 2019
justbusy:
His username (GOAT22) speaks for him!

I challenge you! prove your truth! It's time for combat! Is it not because umbutumb is from Cameroon?
Agriculture / Re: How To Grow Tomatoes For Business? All You Need To Know! by goat22: 5:29pm On Sep 23, 2019
olusegunadex:
How much returns can I make if i invest 2 million naira in cultivation?

About 100 naira per week! Heavy returns right? Yes! This is what tomato tum tam beeyo centre offers you! After 30 years you'll have made your 2 million back! and after 50 years you'll have made profit of 5000 naira! Don't let quick rich schemes deceive you! Imagine 5000 naira after 80 years! Amazing returns!

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Career / Re: What Do You Love About Your Current Job/Business? by goat22: 5:22pm On Sep 23, 2019
Jokerman:
First , I oversee the affairs of a school and I meet new people everyday with diverse complaints and talks... It helps me become a better person and seeing kids calling your name

Secondly, I do freelance engineering services not limited to Hvac installation and maintenance, with my boys (2 for now)... Getting contracts with banks and big eateries have really helped a lot

Lastly, time management, meeting new people and money made noni grin

Are your boys Oliver Tumbunktum and Makinde Panla? Makinde has small pot belly with birth mark on his right eye?
Crime / Re: Ogun One-Chance Robber/Rapist Arrested After His Victims Recognized Him by goat22: 5:08pm On Sep 23, 2019
davillian:
Laughing my a$$ out (lmao)
Thank you sir I appreciate it.

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Romance / Re: Does A Girl Staring At A Guy Mean She Wants To Have Sex With Him? by goat22: 5:05pm On Sep 23, 2019
missjo:
Perhaps you should not take stares too seriously, they mean nothing. For all we know,you might have had something in your teeth cheesy
You should focus more on the ones who steal short glances at you and are trying very hard not to get caught looking at you.

Now say thank you for this cheatbook angry

Missjo why are you angry?! Eh why! its not correct!!!! Drink garden egg for the umbuna
Crime / Re: Ogun One-Chance Robber/Rapist Arrested After His Victims Recognized Him by goat22: 4:51pm On Sep 23, 2019
davillian:
With a face and mark on it
Even a dead person will recognise him lmao.

Hello sir, good evening sir. Please sir what is the meaning and pronunciation of lmao sir? is it pronounced Lee Maa Woo sir? Thank for the expected response sir. I appreciate it sir.
Crime / Re: Fake Ned Nwoko's Son 'Emzy' Emmanuel Israel Arrested By Police by goat22: 11:05pm On Sep 22, 2019
MelesZenawi:


Are from there?
Anu Mbama! Ochuruchuru! So you be Mbiama boy! How shume ogimabiri?
Crime / Re: Fake Ned Nwoko's Son 'Emzy' Emmanuel Israel Arrested By Police by goat22: 10:40pm On Sep 22, 2019
MelesZenawi:


So Mbiama don't commit crime or what?


Mbama mbama! That's where anu mbama resides in Mbiama, very rich community, the youth leaders control the resources of central community. Buhari, Obasanjo and dangoto all grew up in Mbiama
Crime / Re: Gracious David West: I Give The Phones Of My Victims To 'China' by goat22: 9:48pm On Sep 20, 2019
Yakade:
Nigeria, as a country...... Is a mistake


Nigga boy Nigga! See as you dey waka! Bend one side your boy con dey waka for your back! Oh boiz! dey waka dey move! Babagba! After you na you! You don show! Who dey craze wan try?
Crime / Re: Man Who Raped A 9-Year-Old Girl In Umuahia, Stripped Unclad & Beaten To Pulp by goat22: 12:02pm On Sep 20, 2019
ladyF:
This one deserves all the beating he gets.

It’s LadyF again angry angry angry

You dey buy shaposhapo coin? its like bitcoin. But 1 shaposhapo is worth 100 billion is dollars, Also know as sharp guy coin, you can use the coin to buy 2 garden egg and 4 dodo with yaji pepper.
Travel / Re: Cows Dead As Lorry And Bus Collide In Lagos (Photos) by goat22: 8:47pm On Sep 17, 2019
akinblog:
meat don waste...

grin grin grin

Waste how? Can't you eat dead meat? Eh! Is it too bad for you?! ! This is unfair!!! Why will you reject meat because the animal was jammed by trailer! angry
Education / Re: Man Puts Sugarcane Hawkers In School In Zaria (Photos) by goat22: 9:02pm On Sep 16, 2019
Charleys:
Nice one. Standing in front of a closed school holding books and taking pictures just for clout.

When you speak of someone having clout , it usually means
that they communicate a sense of power or influence,
particularly in the political sense. "You'll wanna talk to
that big guy over there if you want me to let you in. He's
got clout ."
Crime / Re: 6 Nigerians Arrested For Illegally Entering India Through Night Bus by goat22: 10:59pm On Sep 15, 2019
Jh0wsef:
lols.. Dem think say security na only for daytime

o boiz security na for day time? how dem go take see you for night? You go just give driver 2500 enter moto from illesha 4 days you go cross small river enter India. All this one wey person dey enta plane na nonsense.
Phones / Re: How Crazy Are You With Your Android Pattern Lock? by goat22: 10:50pm On Sep 15, 2019
omoiyalayi:
D best phone lock so far is Q10 numbers lock

Even if I open it in ur presence nobody will be able 2 open it

I hope any of this android phone maker can do same on their own too

Hello sir, you are a a vibrant young man. Very active young man. Do you belong to the youths of obuchumadu community?
Phones / Re: How Crazy Are You With Your Android Pattern Lock? by goat22: 10:47pm On Sep 15, 2019
OrestesDante:


Pattern users only cheesy cheesy cheesy

Hello Orestes, person wey sh1t water water sh1t how you go do am make e do stain white boxers? The sh1t no hard na water water
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Preaches Against Sending Children For Studies Abroad by goat22: 9:58pm On Sep 15, 2019
Legendguru:
Hmmm

Hello sir, how can I clean my buttocks after sh1tting so the sh1t no dey stain white boxers for buttocks area? The sh1t na water water sh1t?
Travel / Re: Am Going To Serbia.. Any Nigerian In Serbia. Or Friend Of A Friend. PLEASE Holla by goat22: 2:27am On Sep 14, 2019


@mako... Well I was just telling kilokeys what it was... Besides the google weather map he posted says -2... I have survived in -11 so how much more -2... He needs to understand no one goes out during work... Schools get suspended and work too... Who wants to drive on ice? Anyway I wont debate here but I just need any Nigerian in Serbia.. I had gotten Ghanaians but I believe Nigerians are there too... And yeah there's fridge in the coldest country... You really think the weather is a ice burg in Europe? Common man haha... Anyway about taking part in the change in Nigeria... What's the change since we got independent... Bro, Nigeria is finished... Nothing can repair Nigeria... The problem is we the citizens, we had lost it.. We are glued to dirtiness corruption carelessness.. If you clean your house, can you trust anyone else not to stain it before you arrive? Imagine we dont have tall buildings everywhere... Why? Because there is no power... If we have 24 hours power, there are people who has money to build 15-20 storey building, besides all the hotels will be gladly happy to build at least 10 storey buildings but who would do that when there's no power. If the power goes off and your in the elevator, or if its even generator and the gen trips off.... What will you be doing in the elevator nd not to mention if your up to 5.... Bro the power is a big issue... By this time we don't have 24hours power... We dont have a train of 1996-2001. They are using train of 2010 in south Africa, we are older than them independently yeah? The train we have in Lagos, how old it is... We dont care about ourselves that's why people are hanging on the train when its moving. There are police who will arrest you in abroad if you train to kill yourself... But in Nigeria, try killing yourself in front of the police station... They won't see you until your dead... There's alot to talk about Nigeria but I dont want to die of hypertension now...


Dalu Nobody, mchu pe ka du odinma mbu to sume tey.
Travel / Re: Am Going To Serbia.. Any Nigerian In Serbia. Or Friend Of A Friend. PLEASE Holla by goat22: 2:24am On Sep 14, 2019
onatisi:
Please is there any nigerian in kiribati island ?I will be going there soon .

Mbati Mbama Anu dey there na hin number na two two four four garden egg eight eight
Travel / Re: Am Going To Serbia.. Any Nigerian In Serbia. Or Friend Of A Friend. PLEASE Holla by goat22: 2:21am On Sep 14, 2019
I am traveling to Serbia and I dont know anyone there... Is there any Nigerian in Serbia, please enlighten me and possibly we could meet up if you don't mind.. Please anyone should get back to me even if your a friend of a friend in Serbia... Thanks..

Madame I don tell you say khaki na leather, if you chop anu mbama you no eat beans! Come okrika okene for abriba market.
Romance / Re: Please My Fellow Nairalanders, Be Our Guest by goat22: 6:04pm On Sep 12, 2019
Freehuman:

Goat

Did your mother conceive you while in an active service as a prostitute? Is that why she shat you out through her rotten butthole? How does it feel to know you came out through the ahole and your father is probably some dustbin pusher who paid 500 naira to access your LovePeddler mother?

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