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Investment / Re: I Have 5 Million Naira To Invest. by goat22: 10:56pm On Jan 06, 2020
You can invest in goat buttocks shedding. And make 4 million in 2 weeks. You cut the buttocks and sell to Ndi Nwayi.
Romance / Re: What Do You Dislike On A First Date? by goat22: 10:45pm On Jan 06, 2020
makydebbie:
.. You're your moniker, I understand your sentiments but I'm human.


Quiet there! Attacking people with mouthulotis uscopia ( involuntary mouth opening chewing sedimentary condition). Debbie take your time o! angry
Romance / Re: What Do You Dislike On A First Date? by goat22: 10:28pm On Jan 06, 2020
makydebbie:
I don't even know sef.
Just act normal jare.
And close your mouth when eating so I can't hear those annoying sounds.

What is wrong with those sounds!?! angry Stop THAT!! The food is digested better when you make chewing sounds and open your mouth!!! Don't annoy me Debbie!

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Career / Re: I Suffer From Stage Fright - Help by goat22: 9:20pm On Jan 01, 2020
DennisEche:
Just learn how to keel eye contact, look into the eyes of the those you presenting for. Was in your shoe I don over come am, you don't need alcohol or hard drugs

Dennis my boy. The truth is you need hot beans to deal with stage fright. With guguru and ekpa
Family / Re: Share Your First Picture of The New Year by goat22: 12:28pm On Jan 01, 2020
DoubleEngine007:
grin Them go hail.. Their pics will travel round d globe with no charges attached.. Let me quickly drop mine.. Na cot i wear go church o

Wow this your suit is amazing! I love how the seams perfectly align to your body's contours. Looks very Italian-esque. I think you should go into modeling, even your walk is a stylish and with guy.
Sports / Re: Michail Antonio Crashes His Lamborghini On Christmas Day by goat22: 9:29pm On Dec 29, 2019
ntyce:
No wonder they lost against Crystal Palace..

Is beans with vulture meat healthy? It seems beans will cure the rotten toxicity of vulture meat my good man?
Travel / Re: For Those Traveling For Christmas, How Much Is Your Transport Fare? by goat22: 5:09am On Dec 25, 2019
Citygal:
I travel nowhere! I can't afford to give those transportation thieves extra money, for what!..............#squeezesfaceinvexation angry

Why are you angry and squeezing face!!! stop it! Anger is not good!!! angry
Religion / Re: Sinach Shares First Picture Of Her Baby To Celebrate Christmas by goat22: 9:53pm On Dec 22, 2019
Flier:
Na filter

Hello sir is the filter a type of head cream for shining head? where can it be gotten?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: These Russian Eggs Are Worth ₦36 BILLION NAIRA (pictures) by goat22: 10:12pm On Dec 21, 2019
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Donexy16:
But what exactly will I do with the "eggs" if I buy them
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Joey Saladino Donates His Testicle To Protest Trump’s Impeachment by goat22: 8:12pm On Dec 19, 2019
iCauseTrouble:
Where can I sell one of my own? I need to buy Benz in 2020 kiss

Which color is it? If your scrotum is purplish you can sell it for about 5.5 million so that should cover a 2010 benz. But If it's brown, this is rotten balls and can only purchase a 1990 nigerian used golf for 50k.
Car Talk / Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by goat22: 8:09pm On Dec 19, 2019
Goldenheart:
Sometimes I wake up in the morning and find scratches on my car (In the Car Park) angry... I didnt even drive all through the week.

But why are you angry! Is this enough to make you angry that you will be squeezing face?! Is not good for your health please.
Travel / Re: Danfo Driver Who Took One-Way Fled & Abandoned His Bus When He Sighted Sanwo-Olu by goat22: 11:30pm On Dec 18, 2019
Miniso:
Sanwo olu iz mad, does his convoy stay in cue with other vehicle. He is maad, lagos traffic is gettyn worst by the day. Every day i close by 5pm and get home close to 9pm

See the thing is to close by 2pm, you'll beat traffic like that. Is your boss not Mr Bonadventure Egbevenenvo? He's an understanding man?
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Speaking Yoruba Language In Joyous Mood by goat22: 10:48pm On Dec 13, 2019
delpee:


Thumbs up madam for doing a good job unlike some other parents whose kids imbibed the street gang culture with the attendant violence and frustration all around. Naija values keep most children on the good path if diligently and warmly taught. God bless your family more.

Anthony Joshua had his rough patches but one can see the effect of his parents unrelenting work on him.


That's why he is an oga in the office. Have you noticed all
nigerian oga in office have shiny head? it makes people oga
in office.
Crime / Re: 16-Year-Old Yahoo Boy, 28 Others Arrested For Internet Fraud In Owerri (Photo) by goat22: 10:44pm On Dec 13, 2019
promotervickky:
What do we do about this our rising menance? Quote me pls

That's why he is an oga in the office. Have you noticed all
nigerian oga in office have shiny head? it makes people oga
in office.
Business / Re: Tony Elumelu Shares Christmas Pictures by goat22: 10:41pm On Dec 13, 2019
cigaricon:
This man's head is always shining grin

That's why he is an oga in the office. Have you noticed all nigerian oga in office have shiny head? it makes people oga in office.
Romance / Re: I Accommodate Her In My House, Now I Am In Love With Her by goat22: 8:19pm On Dec 13, 2019
Thegeneralqueen:
You should try using your evil potato maybe it can work wink

Hello young woman, how much dem dey sell evil potato? E resemble normal potato, shebi pharmacy go dey sell am, E resemble better chop chop.
Fashion / Re: Zozibini Tunzi Wins Miss Universe 2019 (Photos, Video) by goat22: 1:47am On Dec 10, 2019
IgbosAreOsus:
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Mr black man your sh1t dey black too abi? How black sh1t take be Oga John?
Fashion / Re: Zozibini Tunzi Wins Miss Universe 2019 (Photos, Video) by goat22: 11:48pm On Dec 09, 2019
IgbosAreOsus:
HOPE SHE DOES NOT HAVE HIV?


HOPE SHE IS NOT SUFFERING FROM XENOPHOBIA DISEASES


Shut up!


She is not BLACK BUT BROWN!!!!!!!!!!

No one is ever black nor white angry angry

Black man how are you?
Car Talk / Re: Can a full Grown Cow Fit In The Trunk Of Your Corolla? by goat22: 10:21pm On Dec 07, 2019
MrCork:
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...bro.. U prefa cows to women?(no oofeense) angry

o boy wound am, wound am, tear am slap, scatter hin head for korro! angry
Politics / Re: Jonathan, Lyon Celebrate With A Bottle Of Red Label (Photo) by goat22: 7:42pm On Nov 24, 2019
SalamRushdie:

Yeah you might be right because I used the label patch to draw my conclusion but looking at the color of the drinks in the cup It looks like Blue Label

You are both wrong, that's otuoke palm wine. The reason it's brownish in color is due to otuoke seed leaf known as agune obologbo that enhances the coloration. Remember in 2014 when Good luck made the statement " As a man of character I choose the products of otuoke, o great men of Africa".
Crime / Re: Mother Kills Her Child To Punish Husband In Osun by goat22: 7:17pm On Nov 22, 2019
SimDan95:
no be only what of over 2.5 mtchewwwww
No cut your mouth oo!
Family / Re: How Do I Understand/satisfy My Husband? by goat22: 4:36am On Nov 22, 2019
CHoccolaTE:

Which edifying words agan??
My post was filled with edifying words angry

Chocolate why are they telling you to fill your post with edifying words again why?! angry
Travel / Re: Air Peace Crew To Dubai Wear ‘Isi Agu’ Suit And Red Cap by goat22: 1:25pm On Nov 16, 2019
MedicH:


lol. abeg i de umunna meeting i no wan laugh. pls nobody ugly

Are you EbukaChi Nzubgara Dinma from the clan of Ubolo Agwu Isikwa Umu? Your land is beside Umu Ada River? We've heard much about your exploits and how you single handedly wrestled the son of IbeNwafor the Lion of Onitsha.
Travel / Re: Air Peace Crew To Dubai Wear ‘Isi Agu’ Suit And Red Cap by goat22: 1:23pm On Nov 16, 2019
Fadomero:
e pain am

Hello Sir, I hope your day is going fine? Why is he calling you a herdsman! Do you sell goats and cows? I'd like to buy 14 goats and 30 cows 5000 naira for yellow brown Cow and 2500 for those greenish goats from illesha.
Religion / Re: 2 Nuns Became Pregnant Working In Africa, Catholic Church Investigates by goat22: 9:42am On Nov 06, 2019
Ishilove:
What are they 'probing' again bikonu?? Two adult women scratched their itch and got pregnant. End of.

They should tell who are responsible for the pregnancies and have the Catholic church squeeze them for child support angry

Is it not Mr. Jonas O Ebudare who is responsible? Let's be honest please!
Politics / Re: Harrison Odungwere: In Ogale, We Cook, Bathe With Table Water by goat22: 9:38am On Nov 06, 2019
OkirikaDealer:
I sorry for nigeria I sorry sorry o
How much is your okirika male pant? Just male pant O!
Politics / Re: Muideen Olalekan Tells Senate He Is A Card Carrying Member Of APC by goat22: 8:52am On Nov 06, 2019
Xisnin:

The man already confirmed that he is a card-carrying member of the APC.
Why force an illegal nominee on INEC?

What if he is an APC member without being card carrying won't that be better?
Career / Re: How Do I Tell My Colleague She Has Mouth Odor? by goat22: 7:44am On Nov 06, 2019
Jestin:
I once have a friend with mouth odor and I got him toothbrush and mouthwash as a gift and he understood the message i was trying to pass across.

But you're a man how did you give a fellow man a gift without the gesture looking gay? Was it like "Bro here's a gift" or was it like " I got you mouthwash when I was shopping and thinking about you" or was it " O boy take" Advice needed please.
Phones / Re: Telecom Firms Get Five Days To Stop Illegal Deductions by goat22: 7:38am On Nov 06, 2019
RichFoundation:
Good step

Why why?! Is it because you don't own a telecoms firm?! EH! Is it right!! They have the right to charge you! It's a telecoms firms can you make calls without telecom firms?! EH EH angry
Politics / Re: Buhari Can Preside From Anywhere, Says Oshiomhole by goat22: 5:05am On Nov 06, 2019
Monogamy:
Na so other presidents dey operate anywhere?


There is something about monkey buttocks abi? E dey taste like pizza
Car Talk / Re: Car Covered With Green Carpet Rug In Surulere, Lagos (Photos) by goat22: 12:28am On Nov 06, 2019
CyberEBOLA:
Where can i buy the tokumbo
Sir, it is tokooroobor not tokumbo, correct the spelling immediately.
Romance / Re: Excited Lady Sits On Top Her Man As He Does Push-Up In Pre-wedding Photos by goat22: 12:15am On Nov 06, 2019
LoudlyMouthed:
Moni's spikin naa. See teeth lyk grin
Aftr 1mnth, d smoke wud stat oozing out... shocked

Hello sir, this your pot, you get the one for 2500? The one wey get red monkey for the body?

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