Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,154,143 members, 7,821,897 topics. Date: Wednesday, 08 May 2024 at 09:12 PM

Goat22's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Goat22's Profile / Goat22's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 27 pages)

Politics / Re: How Mobolaji Johnson Transformed Marina As Lagos Governor (PHOTOS) by goat22: 8:51pm On Nov 04, 2019
Carbon2Oxide:


More like it.. cheesy

Are you Mr. Ebgenvenevo from ubucholochi in Benin? Your uncle is Dr. Echubobo Buttoka from Togo?
Family / Re: Is It Right For A Wife To Keep Properties In Her Name? by goat22: 8:38pm On Nov 04, 2019
The man should eat beans and agidi
Celebrities / Re: EFCC Calls For Petitions Against Hushpuppi, Investor Bj, Baddyosha, Others by goat22: 5:13pm On Nov 02, 2019
Wiseandtrue:

Which eagle grin grin grin grin the eagle that suddenly loses it keen eye sight when one of their own is mentioned

That of Momphas was wrapped up very quick!!! Why won't the same eagle see that of Tinubu

Lolzzzzzzzz fake eagle grin grin grin grin cowards!!! Baru, Babachir Lawal, Tinubu, Femi Gbajabiamila, Omo-Agege, Ganduje's was also staring at them but their yeye eagle close eyes.

EFCC: Eagle still requests a written statement to support any allegation that has been made

Eagles:Don't let me hear my name from your dirty mouth!!! grin grin grin grin


Ewooo no kill am no kill am

1 Like

Romance / Re: Lady Covers Her Nose, Watches Her Man Poo Inside Toilet In Pre-wedding Photos by goat22: 11:47pm On Oct 27, 2019
chigoizie7:
How can he enjoy shitting that shit?

See as he wear clothes de shit?

You dey remove clothe sh1t? Na abomination for ilebuno local government for owerri.
Religion / Re: Man Narrates His Encounter With An Electrician Who Thinks He Is A Prophet by goat22: 9:25pm On Oct 27, 2019
Chukwurah003:
Ms_dashy is a man? shocked

Yes, he's a gay man. Very popular gay man in obinato village of anambra. He also goes by Baba talk and see.
Romance / Re: 7 Things To Agree On Before Engaging A Nigerian Lady by goat22: 5:57pm On Oct 23, 2019
Fountainofyouth:


I have no feelings for him.
Your foolishness has advanced degree.

1 Like

Politics / Re: Ben Murray Bruce As Senior Prefect In 1974, St. Gregory's College (Throwback Pix by goat22: 11:00pm On Oct 21, 2019
berbz:
Is it only me that likes this man
No o Akpan Epong likes him too, even Alhaji John Chinedu
Food / Re: Ayam Cemani: The Most Expensive Chicken In The World - All Black (Video) by goat22: 2:14pm On Oct 21, 2019
rentAcock:
The chickens in my farm are rainbow coloured. People have no clue how much money they can make from rearing genetically modified chickens.

You fit use them do sacrifice? And you dey sell only their buttocks for the farm? No the buttocks I go gree buy, you go cut am comp leave the other use am do anything.
Food / Re: Ayam Cemani: The Most Expensive Chicken In The World - All Black (Video) by goat22: 2:13pm On Oct 21, 2019
Donbabaj:
$2500? shocked definitely for the zoo not for chop chop.

Why will you put it in a zoo?! Don't you think it has feelings, you want to lock it up so people will be laughing at it and pointing at it?! Because it's Black!?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Why Kim Jong Un Mercedes 'Toilet Car' Goes Wherever He Goes by goat22: 10:10pm On Oct 20, 2019
IamCharles123:
Shabi they say he doesn't eat or poo.

He doesn't, the supreme leader was born without a sh1thole.

1 Like

Pets / Re: My Dog Is Reacting To Something. HELP!!! by goat22: 9:51pm On Oct 20, 2019
How much for the dog meat? Na the lap I want? You fit comot the diseased balls first?
Celebrities / Re: Checkout Your Favorite Celebrities Outfit To The 2019 Headies Awards (Photos) by goat22: 10:33pm On Oct 19, 2019
Ou Ou Ou ah ah ah so many monkeys. How much be monkey for alaba?
Politics / Re: 5 Youngest Heads Of State In Nigeria's History: Age And Date Of Birth (Video) by goat22: 2:04am On Oct 19, 2019
OlawaleBammie:

Try to always take senselin but u no go gree, see urself now.. grin
Hello little boy, is there senselin for 3500?
Politics / Re: Atiku Spotted In A Swimming Pool Swimming by goat22: 8:32pm On Oct 18, 2019
obidark:
i hate this guy....
Hello my boy, why is his head black and his body light?
Politics / Re: Atiku Spotted In A Swimming Pool Swimming by goat22: 8:31pm On Oct 18, 2019
obidark:
i hate this guy....
Hello my boy, why is his head black and his body light?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mexican Police Free Ovidio Guzmán López As Culiacán Battle Erupts by goat22: 7:52pm On Oct 18, 2019
DuBLINGreenb:
Bad as e bad see their roads, see their cars see their buildings and light dey then come Naija apology
In my area shooting na normal thing so Tey any time the shootings happen pipo will call radio station's, police stations etc. the radio stations know our area anytime our call for help comes dey cut the call sharp sharp, even police DPO our security calls always refuses to come, so now we don't even bother again the bad boys come kill, kidnap, loot as they like and go.
Once your money reach a certain level you Japa leave Naija.

Where be that?
Politics / Re: FG Mulls New Tax On Coke, Bigi, Other Soft Drinks by goat22: 6:07am On Oct 18, 2019
allthingsgood:

why must u drink coke
Hello young man, if buttocks has maggot is it rotten?

1 Like

Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Hails Farouk Osuolale For Innoson Logo Improved Design by goat22: 8:57am On Oct 17, 2019
ursullalinda:

Abum Nwafor...calm down and drop the hate. Ifu ihe dinma too ya, inugo?
Anu Mbama! Ewoo Anu Mbama! Mbama mbama! kai Anu Mbama! nna o bu chikeze!
Food / Re: Which Nigerian Local Rice Brand Is The Best ? by goat22: 7:56pm On Oct 16, 2019
Dsourcee:
Bull

Stop this please we both know that Abaribe blocked the fermented bull ricer, you were in the meeting and saw it! Even senator kalu sentebe was in that meeting! :>(
Travel / Re: Nigerian Lady Celebrates Acquiring Canadian & UK Passports by goat22: 5:53pm On Oct 14, 2019
abbey621:


I live in Norcross but during weekdays I'm at my second home in Dunwoody.

O boy! do you stay near Akpabio Centre in Atalanta in Amelica? Den dey do gala hustle for there! Amelicans dey chop gala for there! As them dey hawk for iyana ipaja na so you go dey hawk for Atalanta, georGIA.
Religion / Re: South Africans Mock Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin Over Joystick Erectile Miracle by goat22: 5:14pm On Oct 14, 2019
Bestpresident:
but you have changed number,,,, please I need to talk to you undecidedplease help me to reach out to you

Hello Sir, her new number is 07022172834 but you will add comma after the 17 because she is now in Sao tome and principe
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid: “I Paid N140,000 Per Day To Get Nigerian Food In The US" by goat22: 8:53pm On Oct 12, 2019
Luciferlove:
It's true...that was how I bought gala and coke for airpeace as i dy travel to Hong long the other day sad sad

gala and coke is not good for your health!!! stop it!! I've warned you before! except you remove the bread from the gala and eat that red thing inside! angry
Education / Re: Meet The Youngest Medical Student In Ambrose Alli University Also A Nairalader. by goat22: 12:55pm On Oct 12, 2019
Powersurge:

why do you feel he is not 19? I had a coursemate who was 14 when he entered school. we finished together. the dude looks like twice my size. currently lecturing.

No be makinde olofufu farming and weeding department illesha?
Politics / Re: Abdulkarim Dauda's Retirement Year Extended By 3 Years By Buhari - DailyNigerian by goat22: 8:16am On Oct 10, 2019
If somebody's buttocks is black does it mean he doesn't wear pant and sun has burnt it?

1 Like

Education / Re: "How I Lost An Mtn Scholarship Because Of My HOD At UNN" – Chukwuleta Leonard by goat22: 6:52am On Oct 09, 2019
But why do lecturers have pot belly? is it healthy? how much be beans for ekomdo?

6 Likes

Science/Technology / Re: What Nigeria Is Losing For Killing Mountain Gorillas – Expert by goat22: 4:11pm On Oct 07, 2019
To learn Gorrilla farming, dial Knot O Knot Seven Four Knot Eight Two Two Knot.

1 Like 1 Share

Education / Re: Sex For Grades: BBC To Air Documentary About Nigerian Lecturers by goat22: 10:41pm On Oct 06, 2019
Kennitrust:
I stand with BBC on this!

Kenni my man! The one and only Anu Mbama! Every other Mbama is a fake Mbama. Mbama, Mbama!
Education / Re: Sex For Grades: BBC To Air Documentary About Nigerian Lecturers by goat22: 10:32pm On Oct 06, 2019
edoziebobbyyahoocom:
This one is not table shaking, it's table tumbling.

Young man, it seems that Turkey doesn't have buttocks do
you
have an image of Turkey buttocks by Turkey I am inquiring of
torotoro? Uncle Davbu, mentioned
that Turkey buttocks is burnt with fire and most times
appears blue, so kindly snap the image and send it across.
Programming / Re: [Career Post] "What Are My Chances Of Getting A Job As A Web Developer?" by goat22: 10:30pm On Oct 06, 2019
IamCharles123:

Lol, i build a project, an online cbt platform, i have not made it public yet but i would like a pro to test it out if i can afford it, that's why i was asking but now that you have let me know there's money in testing i will look that direction.

Young man, it seems that Turkey doesn't have buttocks do you
have an image of Turkey buttocks by Turkey I am inquiring of torotoro? Uncle Davbu, mentioned
that Turkey buttocks is burnt with fire and most times
appears blue, so kindly snap the image and send it across.

1 Like

Programming / Re: [Career Post] "What Are My Chances Of Getting A Job As A Web Developer?" by goat22: 10:28pm On Oct 06, 2019
udoekere:
Hi Nairalanders, i want to go into web design/development so i want to ask,what are my chances of getting a job as a web developer or what are the works of a web developer?
Pls Help..



Mr Udo Ekere, it seems that Turkey or torotoro doesn't have buttocks do you have an image of Turkey buttocks? Uncle Davbu, mentioned that Turkey buttocks is burnt with fire and most times
appears blue, so kindly snap the image and send it across.
Science/Technology / Re: NASA To Test Its First All-electric X-plane (photos) by goat22: 10:26pm On Oct 06, 2019
PureGoldh:
When will. Sea taxi enter Nigeria? grin

Hello Sir, it seems that Turkey doesn't have buttocks do you have an image of Turkey buttocks? Uncle Davbu, mentioned that Turkey buttocks is burnt with fire and most times appears blue, so kindly snap the image and send it across.
Travel / Re: Lekki Garden, Lagos Flooded After Heavy Rain (Photos, Video) by goat22: 7:17pm On Oct 05, 2019
Mescana22:
Climate Change grin grin grin cheesy Our Leeki bloodas, accept our condolences

I condemn the actions and we are setting up a 12 man committee to look into the matter. After that there will be a 24 man senate plenary to deliberate the matters brought forth.

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 27 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 38
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.