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Phones / Re: Nokia C1 Unboxing and Review - N18,500 budget smartphone Review (Photos) by goat22: 10:22pm On Mar 01, 2020
tidalstorm:


4G for 18k?
Nokia try with this phone, considering their phones are usually expensive.
I no think say any 18k phone get 4G

Have you heard of ignacious 243 for 12k with 5G? don't say what you don't know.
TV/Movies / Re: OPINION: 8 Best Movies To Stream On Showmax This Month by goat22: 7:31am On Feb 22, 2020
Esseite:
The movies are not new but MOLLY's GAME is still worth it.. Jessica Chastain killed it..

I think Meg Turntable did better in the movie. Her and Oliver Sustainable.
Romance / Re: Valentine: List Your Top 3 Romantic Movies by goat22: 9:54pm On Feb 13, 2020
Angelfrost:
None whatsoever... They bore me terribly! I can never get past 10 minutes of such bullsh*t!


My friend stop that! I would have knocked your head if not that your name is frost. Be careful!
Business / Re: Best Ways To Make Money Off Valentine In 2020 by goat22: 11:12pm On Feb 09, 2020
Naijiriana:
You can also sell shaving sticks. People love to shave during this period.

Hello my boy, how are you? How is school? Hope you've been a good boy?
Business / Re: Best Ways To Make Money Off Valentine In 2020 by goat22: 11:09pm On Feb 09, 2020
iLegendd:
Hmm.
Hello my boy, how are you?
Business / Re: Best Ways To Make Money Off Valentine In 2020 by goat22: 11:09pm On Feb 09, 2020
iLegendd:
Hmm.
Hello my boy, how are you?
Travel / Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Sokoto Road, Kaduna State. by goat22: 11:05pm On Feb 09, 2020
GermanMelania:

Ive reported him tire they refuse to ban him
It is a bight
How can he be using rhe N word on every post even if mispelled? He has even taken another tissue paper name and doing it with that as well


Seun

Good afternoon sir, yes sir, what is the N word sir, thank you sir. I appreciate you sir, yes sir. Thank you sir.
Nairaland / General / Re: Massive Female Python Killed In Apapa - Conoil Fueling Station (Picture) by goat22: 8:43pm On Feb 08, 2020
Umartins1:

What language is this? cool
The way no car to south Africa dare housing.
Travel / Re: Uber Drivers May Go On Strike In Lagos On Monday Over VIO Clampdown by goat22: 8:39pm On Feb 08, 2020
seniormallam:

I think I will share this your idea........too sweet

As a VIO officer can you answer why most VI officers are wretched? Their uniform becomes it was white with torn trousers with patch patch at the buttocks side plus dirty shoe? is it 5000 naira they pay you guys to stand in the sun like thief? And is that 5000 naira enough to feed your family? Please enlighten on the issue. Thanks!

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Travel / Re: Uber Drivers May Go On Strike In Lagos On Monday Over VIO Clampdown by goat22: 8:21pm On Feb 08, 2020
dgbanj:
Brand new 4 bedroom duplex at crown estate for sale

you gree sell am for 2500? I go put 2 pure water on top.
Food / Re: Human-sized Catfish Caught In Niger Delta (photo) by goat22: 10:29am On Feb 03, 2020
ValCon888:

That's not a lionfish. This is a lionfish.
Lies, this is monkey fish, stop spreading misinformation to the general public
Food / Re: Drinking Of Garri And The Poverty Stigma by goat22: 10:46pm On Feb 02, 2020
femi4:
Ignorance

Garri originates from Gar Language in Ghana. it's English name is tapioca. The entire west African countries recognize it as Garri and we are the largest producers of processed cassava in the world.

wrong, garri originates from the taupe language of southern Madagascar and it is spelled Gquari there.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Denied Visa By US Embassy by goat22: 4:12pm On Jan 31, 2020
Osidazz19:


I'm more than convinced that this is how you address your shithole father at home. Baba n la baba e to ba mi soro. Omo ale, ode, dindirin, atole, ole.

NOW STFU AND GET LOST NEVER TO BE SEEN OR HEARD FROM AGAIN

SHATAP YOUR MOUTH THERE BOY! See your head like tortoise shell.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Denied Visa By US Embassy by goat22: 12:46pm On Jan 31, 2020
Osidazz19:


hey HEgoat, first I don't do 6 to 10 or 9 to 5pm. I have been working on my own business most likely before you were born since you sound like a juvenile. Opening a ministry and scamming the people is not that difficult. That's why you have them on every corner of Lagos and other cities.
We can't all be scammers, scamming people is not my forte. I'm not good at scamming and lying to people.
I'll leave that for your fraudulent fanatical idiotic slave master that you call papa.

Your father is not my mate boy. No be only business. You and Your family no be mai bowler una be. That one na business, Again Shatap your bush baby mouth.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Denied Visa By US Embassy by goat22: 11:52am On Jan 31, 2020
Osidazz19:
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"stinkingly" rich from scamming the gullibles. He's not the first and won't be the last.

I said SHATAP your smelly mouth. If scamming gullibles can make you a billionaire why are you still roaming about with your wretched 6am to 10pm job? Go open Osidazz Scamming Gullibles Ministry International. No waste time o abi you no like money? See your mouth like bush baby nyash.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Denied Visa By US Embassy by goat22: 11:52am On Jan 31, 2020
Osidazz19:
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"stinkingly" rich from scamming the gullibles. He's not the first and won't be the last.

I said SHATAP your smelly mouth. If scamming gullibles can give make you a billionaire why are you still roaming about with your wretched 6am to 10pm job. Go open Osidazz Scamming Gullibles Ministry International. No waste time o abi you no like money? See your mouth like bush baby nyash.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Denied Visa By US Embassy by goat22: 11:04am On Jan 31, 2020
izombie:
is he your father? I mean, what tha heck is the "papa" for? I just get angry when i hear people call these so called pastors papa. Why? Why? Why?

My friend shut your rotten mouth. Go and watch pornography and talk about buttocks and Instruments that your useless celebs you worship talk about. If it's one oblong headed musician singing with autotune and dancing with useless naked girls baptised with STDs, you will be here hailing him as big boy. BISHOP OYEDEPO IS STINKINGLY RICH AND COMMANDS MILLIONS OF PEOPLE IF E PAIN YOU GNASH YOUR TEETH FIRST AND DIE.

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Politics / Re: Okada Ban: Ajao Estate Residents Protest Exclusion by goat22: 11:12pm On Jan 30, 2020
davodyguy:
That area is so notorious with bikes.

Come to Canoe road behind Chivita and see how they constitute nuisance
Guy no felgi for that brekete o, upside road opposite mitam foam dey free why them no allow okada follow bypass before Chivita, explain am!!! angry
Romance / Re: My Fiance Is A 2-Minute Man & We Are Set To Do Our Introduction. Please Help by goat22: 10:54pm On Jan 16, 2020
Miffia:
Hi everyone... Good Afternoon

I will keep this brief and short.. Ignore any typographical error, please.

I have this boyfriend, we've been dating for years now. The thing is, he doesn't last long during sex, he's a 2 minutes man, as you people call it. There was a time, we had sex, less than 1 minute, yes, I mean less than a minute, just 3 or 4 thrusts and he released. He was shocked, sad and disappointed, I was shocked too. I was even the one cheering him up, not to be sad, that everything will be okay, that's not his fault, he just wore his cloth and left.

This is someone I want to marry, we will soon do our introduction and wedding, and I don't want our sex life to be boring, we are not enjoying s*x at all, and I don't want to cheat on him... We love each other so much.

Please, anybody that has experienced this before, or know how to stop it should advice me on what to do, its not making me happy neither is my boyfriend happy too

Your advice will be appreciated.. Thank You.

The penis get opening. Make you use cello tape cover that opening, e no go comot.
Science/Technology / Re: Sloth Caught In My School Today by goat22: 6:28am On Jan 14, 2020
Derrylatei:
I don't know the English name but we call it 'uki' in my dialect. It's is very strong when cooked and when softened very delicious. Though I don't know the English name.

This is not uki. Uki has green stomach. This one is nda nor.
Science/Technology / Re: Sloth Caught In My School Today by goat22: 9:56pm On Jan 13, 2020
Mrexcell:


Suresh tiger? Never heard about that before.

it's in the same family of tortoise. when it grows it turns a flower to a lamp and uses torch light to see road.
Science/Technology / Re: Sloth Caught In My School Today by goat22: 9:48pm On Jan 13, 2020
Mrexcell:

So what is it tell us?
It's actually a suresh tiger.
Science/Technology / Re: Sloth Caught In My School Today by goat22: 9:34pm On Jan 13, 2020
lonelydora:
Lazy Sloth. Don't allow that thing bite you oo

The bites are very healthy o. They give vitamin Q because of the tompolo toxins in their gums.

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Politics / Re: CBN Governor, Emefiele Risks Prison Over $53m Garnishee Order by goat22: 10:01pm On Jan 12, 2020
TRUSTEDGUY:
This is serious but leave more questions than answers wenti concern CBN and lawyers. Wenti dem do way worth 53m naira?

I think the main reason is that the treasury funds of 1984 isn't speculated to rise beyond the housing scheme of Nagora.
Crime / Re: Gracious David-West Identifies 7 Victims In Mortuary by goat22: 9:12pm On Jan 12, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:

SO WHAT SHOULD BE DONE NOW?
My boy, if buttocks dey black e get problem?
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Got The Bouquet At Sandra's Wedding by goat22: 9:09pm On Jan 12, 2020
RPirez:
She can now go marry her common sense! cool

Hello my boy, buttocks dey normal if it black for color?
Romance / Re: What Do You Dislike On A First Date? by goat22: 7:12pm On Jan 08, 2020
biGDhAp:
. Smallie oya comman take sweet and go and sleep.

Pikin, garden egg get buttocks but e no get agidi.
Romance / Re: What Do You Dislike On A First Date? by goat22: 6:33pm On Jan 08, 2020
biGDhAp:
.. It's still a long time from now .



You know your common entrance is on Saturday, you better study. I won't beg daddy for you this time.

Small boy, you Don chop Atururu buttocks before? E dey sweet o, you go mix am with cockroach bear bear.
Romance / Re: What Do You Dislike On A First Date? by goat22: 6:22pm On Jan 08, 2020
biGDhAp:
... OK now you can go and play with your sand

My boy, have you studied for your WAEC?
Romance / Re: What Do You Dislike On A First Date? by goat22: 7:57pm On Jan 07, 2020
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I said SHATAP my boy! angry .
Romance / Re: What Do You Dislike On A First Date? by goat22: 12:05pm On Jan 07, 2020
biGDhAp:
.. make that sound beside me and I'll punch your face.. it disturbs the hell out of me

Shatap! It's healthy for your buttocks.
Car Talk / Re: Kantanka MO: Aeroplane Car Unveiled In Ghana by goat22: 11:03pm On Jan 06, 2020
Solsix:
Ghana sef e get as those people dey think

Wow America must emulate this Mr. Ejika Ebgevenevio.

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