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Romance / Re: Please My Fellow Nairalanders, Be Our Guest by goat22: 4:08pm On Sep 12, 2019 |
Freehuman: Your wretched mother must have sh1t you out inside toilet to give birth to you. Did you hit your head on the toilet bowl when you were dropping out of her sh1thole? You must have swallowed some feaces as well abi? 2 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: Check Out This New Hot Single 'hustle O Ft. Magnito' By A Nairalander by goat22: 6:05am On Sep 12, 2019 |
Eat beans when you want to sing it'll make your voice very smooth, or garden egg with okra soup and monkey buttocks. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Nigerians Evacuted From South Africa Arrives Lagos Via Air Peace by goat22: 10:31pm On Sep 11, 2019 |
Latidoh1: What is the meaning of Anu Mbama in your dialect? For obimabrim in ochuacha na animal is from Mbama. |
Sports / Re: Ukraine Vs Nigeria: International Friendly (2- 2) Full Time by goat22: 1:09am On Sep 11, 2019 |
BluntBoy: Lies! Mr Blunt, Apologies for the package, but we ensure that out clients get the best. You don chop beans and garden egg before? |
Crime / Re: Unemployed Man Nearly Beat His Girlfriend To Death For Not Quitting Her Job by goat22: 1:07am On Sep 11, 2019 |
pocohantas: How much na bush meat buttocks for market? The one wey don rotten finish? Dey Smell? them talk say e sweet weh weh. |
Family / Re: Florence Mosunmola Otedola Change Of Name On Newspaper That Got People Talking by goat22: 12:54am On Sep 11, 2019 |
Fikifukafuki: Why will you humiliate that goat? Posting it's private photo online! It's having a meal and you snapped it, do you think it's fair to the goat?! eh eh answer me!? |
Sports / Re: Nigerian Girls Vs Russian Girls Penalty Kick Challenge by goat22: 11:28pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
valuedammy: I will report to oga that you are using office WiFi for video, is that what they sent you there to do? Nonsense, mtchewwwwww. How much be garden egg and groundnut for market? That one wey green finish. |
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Armed Robbers A Bank, Agip Junction, Portharcourt by goat22: 8:45am On Sep 09, 2019 |
Felixamos: Felix Felix! you never change O! That year when you and Ogimabiri dey collect zobo for mama ebenvenevo hand! Hope say you Don see baba Sunday? |
Fashion / Re: 7 Makeup Removal Mistakes You Are Probably Making by goat22: 7:19am On Sep 09, 2019 |
Emmy3: Emmy my guy you don chop beans this morning? Chop am guys for Canada and cotonou no dey use beans play, dem talk say beans go arrange your belle come give you strong brekete for hand. |
Celebrities / Re: Mompha Gifts Jaruma's Newborn Twin Babies 3 Million Naira (Photos) by goat22: 8:24pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
Pavore9: Excuse me! Be careful! Mynd is a woman!!!! you Don chop garden egg mix am for yaji water? |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Armed South African Protesters Ask Foreigners To Leave by goat22: 7:57pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
tayebest: Mbama my guy! How illesha junction moto boys dey na? You Don jagoba for where babagba dey? Na Ola follow ekeruem dey collect moto ticket. |
Travel / Re: Man In Shock As He Is Charged For VIP Sitting at Abuja Int'l Airport pic by goat22: 9:04pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
If monkey mess baboon go sh1t? How person go shave hair comot for nyash, e don dey yellow for there dey smell. Tissue go dey dry there dey form pillar for the nyash. How person go comot d bear bear for buttocks? |
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Armed Robbers A Bank, Agip Junction, Portharcourt by goat22: 12:34am On Sep 06, 2019 |
Felixamos: Ah ah Felix Ojurokomeh? Ikwere man? no be you wey dey for efik na kpo primary school for 1975? Na Ibiriri dey follow you talk so o. |
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Armed Robbers A Bank, Agip Junction, Portharcourt by goat22: 12:10am On Sep 06, 2019 |
Felixamos: Felix my man! how port na? I been wan see dickson but he no show! You reach rumeokoro? |
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Armed Robbers A Bank, Agip Junction, Portharcourt by goat22: 11:55pm On Sep 05, 2019 |
Felixamos: Anu Mbama means the fighter of the bush in ibuekurecha dialect. If you're from ubokawu village in imu ohia you will understand. |
Education / Re: Covenant University Increases School Fees For International Students by goat22: 11:39pm On Sep 05, 2019 |
pocohantas:Madame if I wan chop beans I go fit commot the money for coffers? |
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Armed Robbers A Bank, Agip Junction, Portharcourt by goat22: 11:34pm On Sep 05, 2019 |
Lugianostar: Mbama Mbama! Every other Mbama is a fraud! Kai you dey o no shaking do you, the pillar of Ubima! The soil of upper iweaka, the thunder of oshogbo! No you dey o Mbama the one! |
Politics / Re: Governor Wike Reacts To Demolition Of Mosque At Trans-Amadi Central, "Fake News" by goat22: 5:34pm On Aug 26, 2019 |
Beans dey cause mess? |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Leaves For Japan With Governors Of Kwara, Borno & Lagos States by goat22: 9:03pm On Aug 25, 2019 |
Your belle dey big! you no like am see am! prevention is better than cure! |
Science/Technology / Re: Civet Killed In Akwa Ibom For Terrorising Fowls (photos) by goat22: 4:37pm On Aug 25, 2019 |
EdiAbali: Little child, If person get hair for nyash come sh1t con use paper clean am, the sh1t go stick for the paper con stick for the nyash, dey rotten. |
Science/Technology / Re: Civet Killed In Akwa Ibom For Terrorising Fowls (photos) by goat22: 4:33pm On Aug 25, 2019 |
EdiAbali: Shut It! I can give birth to you and send you to creche.You know my age? where were you in 1975? Do you remember when the queen was here? No be only civet na baboon. If I catch you on this forum again mentioning civet I will pull your ear and knock you. You get cold groundnut? no be hot one o, the one wey Don black. |
Science/Technology / Re: Civet Killed In Akwa Ibom For Terrorising Fowls (photos) by goat22: 4:21pm On Aug 25, 2019 |
EdiAbali:Quiet there! Ediabali is ostrich. |
Science/Technology / Re: Civet Killed In Akwa Ibom For Terrorising Fowls (photos) by goat22: 4:21pm On Aug 25, 2019 |
EdiAbali:Quiet there! Ediabali is ostrich. |
Science/Technology / Re: Civet Killed In Akwa Ibom For Terrorising Fowls (photos) by goat22: 3:54pm On Aug 25, 2019 |
EdiAbali:RUBBISH. Ediabali is monkey. |
Phones / Re: 5 Simple Ways To Give Your Old Smartphone A Speed Boost by goat22: 9:58pm On Aug 24, 2019 |
Kingluqman: Lukumanu how anambra? Toufiq and Ibrahimu come abattoir for morning o no come go arulah. Hope say you go arulah young man? |
Travel / Re: Coldest States In Nigeria by goat22: 4:08am On Aug 23, 2019 |
Xavi2019: Ah ah abaribe the 3rd! Mo shelelei o ah! babagba! one touch wonder! ahh mofi she la lei o! you don show! den no fit!! |
Travel / Re: Coldest States In Nigeria by goat22: 7:40pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
Xavi2019: Nssuka ke, no be you be abaribe the 3rd for CMS junction by rivers junction lagos near kaduna |
Politics / Re: Fresh Hope For Apapa As FG Links Rail To Port By December by goat22: 7:17am On Aug 20, 2019 |
Onlinealaba: WHY WILL APAPA GRIDLOCK BE THERE AND YOU ARE DEFENDING THE 14TH CONSTITUTION OF BADAGRY! WHY WHY! NO NO! MY BROTHER WE MUST LOOK AT THIS THING OBJECTIVELY!! |
Politics / Re: “we Defeated IBB And Abacha, We Won’t Allow Another Dictator” — Femi Falana by goat22: 7:11am On Aug 20, 2019 |
ikorodureporta: Young man, I command you! with commanding tone! |
Politics / Re: Photos Of Ike Ekweremadu, Attacked By IPOB Members In Germany by goat22: 9:13pm On Aug 17, 2019 |
that's not ike ekweremadu, stop spreading lies. It's innokju of injoku global group. |
Crime / Re: Ifeanyi Onyenankeya, Imo Blogger, Kidnapped (Photo) by goat22: 8:58am On Aug 15, 2019 |
Macopol01: You think like a fool. Were you given birth to as one Mr.Fool? 1 Like 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Benin-Warri Road Is Bad, Movement Halted (Photos) by goat22: 11:04pm On Aug 12, 2019 |
dakido: You own a bakery? Wow such a young vibrant man! Keep it up! |
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