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Romance / Re: Please My Fellow Nairalanders, Be Our Guest by goat22: 4:08pm On Sep 12, 2019
Freehuman:
Borrow pose. This babe wey I knack give am recharge card e be like say she see God.
She has deep brown nipples and a little incision at the bottom of her stomach. I disvirgined your wife to be op.

Your wretched mother must have sh1t you out inside toilet to give birth to you. Did you hit your head on the toilet bowl when you were dropping out of her sh1thole? You must have swallowed some feaces as well abi?

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Music/Radio / Re: Check Out This New Hot Single 'hustle O Ft. Magnito' By A Nairalander by goat22: 6:05am On Sep 12, 2019
Eat beans when you want to sing it'll make your voice very smooth, or garden egg with okra soup and monkey buttocks.

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Travel / Re: Nigerians Evacuted From South Africa Arrives Lagos Via Air Peace by goat22: 10:31pm On Sep 11, 2019
Latidoh1:
Odogwu na South. If you know you know.

What is the meaning of Anu Mbama in your dialect? For obimabrim in ochuacha na animal is from Mbama.
Sports / Re: Ukraine Vs Nigeria: International Friendly (2- 2) Full Time by goat22: 1:09am On Sep 11, 2019
BluntBoy:


You are right. But Ukraine does not have a match tommorow either.

Lies! Mr Blunt,

Apologies for the package, but we ensure that out clients get the best. You don chop beans and garden egg before?
Crime / Re: Unemployed Man Nearly Beat His Girlfriend To Death For Not Quitting Her Job by goat22: 1:07am On Sep 11, 2019
pocohantas:
Guys like this are very paranoid o.

How much na bush meat buttocks for market? The one wey don rotten finish? Dey Smell? them talk say e sweet weh weh.
Family / Re: Florence Mosunmola Otedola Change Of Name On Newspaper That Got People Talking by goat22: 12:54am On Sep 11, 2019
Fikifukafuki:
grin...

FEMI YOU SEE EFFECT OF WETIN YOUR SISTER DEY SMOKE BA


DJ CUPPY ABEG COME CARRY YOU AUNTY'S NAME DO *** HIT SONG *** grin grin grin grin

Why will you humiliate that goat? Posting it's private photo online! It's having a meal and you snapped it, do you think it's fair to the goat?! eh eh answer me!? angry
Sports / Re: Nigerian Girls Vs Russian Girls Penalty Kick Challenge by goat22: 11:28pm On Sep 09, 2019
valuedammy:
I will watch it tomorrow with my office WiFi meanwhile in the mean time let me browse through comments.

I will report to oga that you are using office WiFi for video, is that what they sent you there to do? Nonsense, mtchewwwwww. How much be garden egg and groundnut for market? That one wey green finish.
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Armed Robbers A Bank, Agip Junction, Portharcourt by goat22: 8:45am On Sep 09, 2019
Felixamos:

Lol... Abeg no be me oh!

Felix Felix! you never change O! That year when you and Ogimabiri dey collect zobo for mama ebenvenevo hand! Hope say you Don see baba Sunday?
Fashion / Re: 7 Makeup Removal Mistakes You Are Probably Making by goat22: 7:19am On Sep 09, 2019
Emmy3:
I have nothing to comment.

Emmy my guy you don chop beans this morning? Chop am guys for Canada and cotonou no dey use beans play, dem talk say beans go arrange your belle come give you strong brekete for hand.
Celebrities / Re: Mompha Gifts Jaruma's Newborn Twin Babies 3 Million Naira (Photos) by goat22: 8:24pm On Sep 08, 2019
Pavore9:


U no well! cheesy

Excuse me! Be careful! Mynd is a woman!!!! you Don chop garden egg mix am for yaji water?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Armed South African Protesters Ask Foreigners To Leave by goat22: 7:57pm On Sep 08, 2019
tayebest:
This guys no dey learn angry stubborn jobless fools cry

Mbama my guy! How illesha junction moto boys dey na? You Don jagoba for where babagba dey? Na Ola follow ekeruem dey collect moto ticket.
Travel / Re: Man In Shock As He Is Charged For VIP Sitting at Abuja Int'l Airport pic by goat22: 9:04pm On Sep 07, 2019
If monkey mess baboon go sh1t? How person go shave hair comot for nyash, e don dey yellow for there dey smell. Tissue go dey dry there dey form pillar for the nyash. How person go comot d bear bear for buttocks?
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Armed Robbers A Bank, Agip Junction, Portharcourt by goat22: 12:34am On Sep 06, 2019
Felixamos:


Sorry I don't know who Dickson is.. You're mistaken me for someone else..

Ah ah Felix Ojurokomeh? Ikwere man? no be you wey dey for efik na kpo primary school for 1975? Na Ibiriri dey follow you talk so o.
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Armed Robbers A Bank, Agip Junction, Portharcourt by goat22: 12:10am On Sep 06, 2019
Felixamos:

Alright...

Felix my man! how port na? I been wan see dickson but he no show! You reach rumeokoro?
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Armed Robbers A Bank, Agip Junction, Portharcourt by goat22: 11:55pm On Sep 05, 2019
Felixamos:

I don't know what you were trying to say but I hope that it makes sense to you...

Anu Mbama means the fighter of the bush in ibuekurecha dialect. If you're from ubokawu village in imu ohia you will understand.
Education / Re: Covenant University Increases School Fees For International Students by goat22: 11:39pm On Sep 05, 2019
pocohantas:
They should pay.
They are not locals.
Their parents do not pay tax to our coffers.
Madame if I wan chop beans I go fit commot the money for coffers?
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Armed Robbers A Bank, Agip Junction, Portharcourt by goat22: 11:34pm On Sep 05, 2019
Lugianostar:
Okokobioko!!!

9 days for the thief and just a day for the owner though every thief will say it was their 1st time when caught.

Law should have his full weight on them!!!

Oshokosho!!! Always looking for easy way to make wealth.

Anu Mbama

Mbama Mbama! Every other Mbama is a fraud! Kai you dey o no shaking do you, the pillar of Ubima! The soil of upper iweaka, the thunder of oshogbo! No you dey o Mbama the one!
Politics / Re: Governor Wike Reacts To Demolition Of Mosque At Trans-Amadi Central, "Fake News" by goat22: 5:34pm On Aug 26, 2019
Beans dey cause mess?
Politics / Re: President Buhari Leaves For Japan With Governors Of Kwara, Borno & Lagos States by goat22: 9:03pm On Aug 25, 2019
Your belle dey big! you no like am see am! prevention is better than cure!
Science/Technology / Re: Civet Killed In Akwa Ibom For Terrorising Fowls (photos) by goat22: 4:37pm On Aug 25, 2019
EdiAbali:



Mr. Man you're childish, grow up.

Little child, If person get hair for nyash come sh1t con use paper clean am, the sh1t go stick for the paper con stick for the nyash, dey rotten.
Science/Technology / Re: Civet Killed In Akwa Ibom For Terrorising Fowls (photos) by goat22: 4:33pm On Aug 25, 2019
EdiAbali:



You must be a kid

Shut It! I can give birth to you and send you to creche.You know my age? where were you in 1975? Do you remember when the queen was here? No be only civet na baboon. If I catch you on this forum again mentioning civet I will pull your ear and knock you. You get cold groundnut? no be hot one o, the one wey Don black.
Science/Technology / Re: Civet Killed In Akwa Ibom For Terrorising Fowls (photos) by goat22: 4:21pm On Aug 25, 2019
EdiAbali:


You're a liar, Ediabali is Goat22
Quiet there! Ediabali is ostrich.
Science/Technology / Re: Civet Killed In Akwa Ibom For Terrorising Fowls (photos) by goat22: 4:21pm On Aug 25, 2019
EdiAbali:


You're a liar, Ediabali is Goat22
Quiet there! Ediabali is ostrich.
Science/Technology / Re: Civet Killed In Akwa Ibom For Terrorising Fowls (photos) by goat22: 3:54pm On Aug 25, 2019
EdiAbali:


Ediabali is African Civet and not Hyena
RUBBISH. Ediabali is monkey.
Phones / Re: 5 Simple Ways To Give Your Old Smartphone A Speed Boost by goat22: 9:58pm On Aug 24, 2019
Kingluqman:
Inbuilt battery is always replaceable

Lukumanu how anambra? Toufiq and Ibrahimu come abattoir for morning o no come go arulah. Hope say you go arulah young man?
Travel / Re: Coldest States In Nigeria by goat22: 4:08am On Aug 23, 2019
Xavi2019:

cry cry cry
Sorry, I don't get the joke here.

Ah ah abaribe the 3rd! Mo shelelei o ah! babagba! one touch wonder! ahh mofi she la lei o! you don show! den no fit!!
Travel / Re: Coldest States In Nigeria by goat22: 7:40pm On Aug 22, 2019
Xavi2019:

Nsukka is damn cold, took me a while to adjust to the place.

Nssuka ke, no be you be abaribe the 3rd for CMS junction by rivers junction lagos near kaduna
Politics / Re: Fresh Hope For Apapa As FG Links Rail To Port By December by goat22: 7:17am On Aug 20, 2019
Onlinealaba:
To be frank nice idea are always birth but the implementation and the finishing is what matters, I hope this won't be one of the numerous say without doing anything.btw our other ports needs attention too no be only APAPA port we get


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WHY WILL APAPA GRIDLOCK BE THERE AND YOU ARE DEFENDING THE 14TH CONSTITUTION OF BADAGRY! WHY WHY! NO NO! MY BROTHER WE MUST LOOK AT THIS THING OBJECTIVELY!! angry
Politics / Re: “we Defeated IBB And Abacha, We Won’t Allow Another Dictator” — Femi Falana by goat22: 7:11am On Aug 20, 2019
ikorodureporta:
oga lala, orange don scarce here-o! & I no know why.
abt a month now, I no see orange buy

Young man, I command you! with commanding tone!
Politics / Re: Photos Of Ike Ekweremadu, Attacked By IPOB Members In Germany by goat22: 9:13pm On Aug 17, 2019
that's not ike ekweremadu, stop spreading lies. It's innokju of injoku global group.
Crime / Re: Ifeanyi Onyenankeya, Imo Blogger, Kidnapped (Photo) by goat22: 8:58am On Aug 15, 2019
Macopol01:
When EFCC Wan end yahoo by force without government bringing up better job up Una must get ready for robbery and kidnapping

You think like a fool. Were you given birth to as one Mr.Fool?

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Travel / Re: Benin-Warri Road Is Bad, Movement Halted (Photos) by goat22: 11:04pm On Aug 12, 2019
dakido:

Yo! You are right. But i still think Oke-Aro, Matogun is way worse. I live in Oke-Aro and and my bakery is in Matogun gasline cry cry . I use that route everyday

You own a bakery? Wow such a young vibrant man! Keep it up!

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