nobeme45:
Haha bad

Hello Mr. Nobeme why do cows defecate in the open? Don't you think there's an issue with it? Also, you stated in your previous writeup that the data is available to support brown goat dung is this equitably adherent to sensitization?

maxjax:
na so dem like 20,000 & 30,000

Be guided young man.

deleyi20:
DIGRESSION ALERT: Guys whenever you see those betting spams and sex spams, please click report, type 9 and click report again. They’ll be blocked from the post instantly.

Let us all join hands to frustrate these fraudsters out of Nairaland.

What if I type 8?

Neddstark:
Of course possible to insert some code into every image used by your software.

Hello young man, you are a very vibrant young man.

Realbelieveer:
Are they remorseful for what they did to Nigerians too? Our looted funds all packed in there country. Oga make una free yahoo boys. No matter what whosoever preaches. Boys Will not stop. They will keep collecting and balling. Everything na scam for naija .. Govt scam, SARS scam, APC scam , PDP scam. Leave yahoo boys abeg.

So that we go sell market

It seems you were giving birth to inside toilet and your head hit the dirty toilet bowl filled with sh1t.

nairalee:
Lol what's the purpose of the feeding? I'll rather fast dry fasting than to receive one lash of cane on my delicate skin.

E be like say you be gay abi you be woman? E be like say na woman you be Abi? You dey rub cream for body abi?!

dalass:
Always hated 2nd hand phones not to talk of stolen ones

Hello young man, what does una toh bri bri mean in your language?

GentleMoney:

Belle dey big you no like am see am, prevention is better than cure, prevention is better than cure. Belle dey big you no like am see am.

ishawlar:
Where is ambode and sanwo olu's wife?

Abeg, abeg, abeg! gou spelt his name wrong . It's Pusammu nuolu. He is from iyana ipaja and in ipaja dialect there is no San, just like osun dialect, it's spelt with a Pusa. Correct yourself.

Gillbertoesther:
Lol, one thing i love about FUTO is simple; If you read, you must pass. No lecturer will decrease your mark for any reason.

Targeted first class then but ended up with 2:1 in Mathematics and Computer Science. 10yrs ago.

Just ten years ago? You must be a very young and vibrant man.

jeffizy:
This is a beer parlour analysis.

Newspaper stand standard. Lol

MY BROTHER WAIT WAIT WAIT! SEE THE THING IS THAT MBAKU SETTLED FOR MUHAMMAD ZAMBIU! WHEN SARAKI SPOKE TO AMBODE!!

Why will Okafor deny the truth! This is not right!! Ihanacho was the first right back midfielder defender for Madrid and deserved the center stage!!

landmark86:


Tooor
But that was in the past
Behold, old things are gone
Let the needful be done now, tnx

Even in the present sanusi declared the sundry challenge of sadique!! It was because of IBB that Ibukun Nnamdi surrendered the polytechnic structure to Hillary Clinton!

landmark86:
Sincerely our polytechnics need this
Backs in the days when polytechnics are better than universities in practical but today, our universities are doing more better due to the facts that our government spend much on them.
Mr president kindly seek to it

My brother the reason this happened is because Okadigbo refused to sign the amendment bill! When Owolowo was hard pressed in convincing Tambuwal of the bill of Emiefele

tillaman:
Damn, sights like this sickens the heart I swear!
Look at someone’s mom on the dude’s back like a 4 yr old lass! I really do hope this gets to the right quarters so they can do something about it Asap

Tillaman! See the trauma of badagerians! Oh see their trauma! The depth of their despair! The width of their anguish! Oh woe! to the rivers that over flood their banks! Woe!

poksmahn:


Lmao! You just made me spill my drink with your comment!

Do you have groundnut? If you do rub ochicha on it, and put it under your cashier desk, it has camera properties and will show you if the plantain is roasted or fried.

Belle dey big you no like am see am prevention is better than cure belle dey big you no like am see am

jom28gy:
Where is it in Benin?

Hello sir belle dey big you no like am see am prevention is better than cure prevention is better than cure.

Financesiq:
Impressive. What’s her name ?

Her name is Dr. Mrs. Sergent Cuche Cuche Nnemalu. Very prominent woman in abriba.

yeman2012:
I thought I saw something like this on FP yesterday??

Oh boy your eye red o. No dey use hot water baff na wetin dey cause am. Where you take this your Picture? You mature very well oh. 60 or 65 years old? This your cap fine o ehnn.

dominique:



Yeah
Is Akamu a swallow?

Yes.

jcross19:
see protrude stomach !! all the money is in that stomach.

Belle dey big you no like am see am prevention is better than cure, prevention is better than cure.

DonMarkuzi:
I thought they were about to address the high level of promiscuity amongst married women in camp.

Hello sir, hello sir, hello sir follow this way.

hopexter:
You're a Hunter my friend, no animal waits at the sound of bush clearing except snails.

Wrong the bendel tortoise does.

Danphosphate:
then is what?

Bros this thing na monkey.

ajebuter:

Yes na..
Just like Senator Murray Bruce created Bruce Lee...
Sense wee not kee us..

Ehn!! Wonders shall never end! So na hin!

Did senator omo-agege create agege Bread?

Kingosytex:
these people are funny. so deputy senate president no dey sweet OUK?


no be wetin carry omo-agege come also carry kalu come?

Hello young man did omo-agege create agege bread?

ruggedtimi:
And my father wanted me to learn boxing

O boy go learn oh! Dem dey do training for iyana ipaja motor park. You go just commot for moto locate one conductor wey don shekpa narrow am slap. The training don start be that. Small small you go scatter the fatty bom bom wey squeeze this our bros like akpu. Make you do o come redeem naija image.

ReeLoaDead:
Wow ... meanwhile one other dude swallowed 3 goals from Venezuela and then 4 from Liverpool ...

Belle dey big you no like am see am prevention is better than cure! Many many doctors dem don dey find am! Belle dey big you no like am see am! prevention is better than cure!

HeWrites:
A rare photo of Cristiano Ronaldo going through his hat-trick archives

O bois see as he cross hin leg come bend one side nawo so na so he dey transform for house wonders shall never end. See swag abeg, see as he white

Sellfish:
This can only happen in a country that works

It's only when people take for granted life's basic comforts that they can engage in such trivialities

They will definitely not engage in this if they wake up every day to the fact that Buhari is their President

Na only person wey don chop beleful dey do pleasure racing with Keke Napep

My brother wait wait, see the challenge is this, when okadibo mentioned that Nnamdi Badagry will not rule Nigeria Tinubu and Aljahi danladi spoke with annoyance under the impression that Samuel Peters was from Antigua.