soberdrunk:
"Flaunt" olodo...

SOBERDRUNK! I have warned you about cleaning your buttocks after you sh1t!!! CLEAN IT WITH WATER! NO USE PAPER HAIR DEY NYASH! O Boy! You Don drink garri for KOMPO?

efilefun:
which one is module ... its modupe cole

O na ga a ga it's working! is it working? its working!

Ezedon:
Problems in the zoo

Belle dey big you no like am see am, PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE! Whether na man or woman, BELLE DEY BIG YOU NO LIKE AM SEE AM! prevention is better than cure! GNQD go do am! belle dey big you no like am see am!

Belle dey big you no like am see am, PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE! Whether na man or woman, BELLE DEY BIG YOU NO LIKE AM SEE AM! prevention is better than cure! GNQD go do am! belle dey big you no like am see am!

Naughtytboy:
. Pls are you playing it on android?

Can beans have garden egg?

Fatasy:
who cares so far as they cant remove it fro fifa19

They can and it's done already. Fifa 19 no longer has Ronaldo and every juve player. Platini was at Allianz Tenerife Centre last night to commensurate the happenings. The memo stated that juve is licensed to ighor anfield for 14 years prior to fifa 13

ElsonMorali:


e ma binu sah. I didn't see them before ni. Naija politicians sha.

Belle dey big you no like am see am, PREVENTION IS
BETTER THAN CURE! Whether na man or woman, BELLE
DEY BIG YOU NO LIKE AM SEE AM! prevention is better
than cure! GNQD go do am! belle dey big you no like am
see am!

ainas247:
How will this stop herdsmen??

Rank your business on Youtube
and google page 1 fast.
chat up now

Belle e dey big you no like am see am, prevention is better than cure, prevention is better than cure! Belle e dey big you no like am see am!

Chepos1:
Omo, that curve n BlackBerry curve

Na Satan you mold so? Wetin do hin teeth?

MoneyMan5:


Stop being a tribalist
You are always making tribalistic comments on Nairaland

Wound am wound am! squeeze hin head! comot hin throat! scatter hin neck!!!

Mama chubiuneza oluwatosin, the daughter of Ebuka the first Oba of Ogorimagongo in Sokoto.

soberdrunk:
So make people nor go do business and make economy collapse cos of one death.......

Soberdrunk! I have warned you but you will not listen I HAVE WARNED YOU OVER AND OVER! I WILL WOUND YOU! Why are you Black?! I COMMAND YOU TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT!

Olarewaju89:

Lanre Ojokomiako which kin rubbish be this?

kunleweb:
Atiku, Buhari is more Arabian

Hello sir how person dey clean buttocks wey dey smell after hin shit? Which one better pass water, tissue abi newspaper?

What of beans wey dey make person mess? Them go dey buy am for computer network?

Eating baboon buttocks causes acne.

kunleweb:




I'm not your boy. And I said not premium standard doesn't mean it can't be consumed. Not premium standard implying the qualities are not at premium conditions beyond the date which doesn't mean its spoilt as of the date.



Your foolishness gave you away. You can imagine your arrogance,you're quick to assume all social media users are young and that I'm in school and that you know better and that your position is both factual and sacrosanct, all elements of an immature mind
Learn to communicate without throwing conjectures and individual perspectives on issues as statement of fact. FYI I still used an expired product yesterday and today putting my claim to test



Don't bother replying,you have some growing up to do. And as for your moniker,i suggest you change it as its getting to morph into your nature.

Peace

My little boy, how was your waec? Hope you read your books?

TIGRITIS:
Nawa o. People still dey fly Dana?

Little child how are you? How is school?

kunleweb:
Expiry dates doesn't imply goods get damaged at that date. It simply means goods maintain prium standard as of the date. If less priority is given to the date, such goods can last well six months more. Understand this people.

Kunle my boy you are wrong, the word expiry comes from the Latin ochupatu meaning "Not prium standard but expired" when translated using the Oxford samusa dictionary. Young boy how is school?

judgementyard:
Askingg for a friend,why do some ladies lift up one of their foot when taking a picture.

My friend if you don't know you ask!! !! Females have a photoestic body, meaning one part of their body must be bent when taking a picture for the camera to properly capture them! Please! Please! ask next time!!!!! I'M ANGRY! I CHALLENGE YOU TO COMBAT!

chibnnodi:
Buy a Toyota Haice bus 2000 model and go into transportation business.

Chibundu? No be you from upper iweaka wey dey control motor for iyare park? How Jonny Area na?! Hin Don follow desert enter jand abi? O boy you still wan follow cargo enter chinko?

does milk help to turn my sh1t color white? I want white sh1t.

MariaLavina:
Why will the opposite gender (who is not a relative) pass a night at his place?

WHY WHY!? WHY WILL THIS HAPPEN?! Why?! Tell me WHY Maria WHY?!

Andersonjr:
Struck the woodwork

young boy wetin bu woodiwork?

wink2015:

NICE TO SEE ASIWAJU BOLA AHMED TINUBU IN CORPORATE WEARS ( SUITS )
He is known in his traditional wear of AGBADA AND SHOKOTO.
He even went further to top it with a face cap.

Looking like a young vibrant man of 20 with his cap

What is ubiquitous little children?

If the driver mess will his mess be green?

Godoverevery:

ds not a loan bro..... maybe you sud read my previous post so you can understand the genesis of the whole thing.

She is your fiancée and you LOAN her money? You be bank and she be client?

stevespack:
Somebody talk to me

What does it take to eat red garden egg?

ImaIma1:





That line in professional makeup is not supposed to be that visible. Some ladies just overdo it. Besides, it's not supposed to be an everyday makeup.

Can you draw the line with peppered concealer and sugary MAC mascara?

hakeem4:
Is this a masquerade competition?

Hakim, but you be woodabe man na why you come dey form. You no want make your nose long? Make you enter fulani male harem dey chop free cow.

Bathing with goat sh1t water prevents ebola, ensure you take heed. Prevention is better than cure,!