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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Featured On Forbes Africa Magazine (photo) by goat22: 4:00pm On Jun 04, 2019
Is beans brown?
Sports / Re: Messi: It Would Have Been Humiliating If Nigeria Eliminated Us From World Cup by goat22: 10:56pm On Jun 03, 2019
Bossontop:
undecided
Jus negodu who dey talk fa.....no wonder CR7 is better than u

Belle dey big you no like am see am prevention is better than cure, prevention is better than cure! Belle dey big you no like am see am.
Politics / Re: Army Commander Attacks Usman Durkwa Convoy's Deputy During Osinbajo's Visit by goat22: 3:45pm On May 22, 2019
Kalapizim:
very tough
Wow, he combated all those sierra Leone rebels. See his strong hand.
Fashion / Re: Men's Fashion: Rules To Follow by goat22: 3:08pm On May 22, 2019
Wear white pant with orange waist coat. Make sure the pant get tear tear under. Come finish am with rubber sandal.
Travel / Re: 9 Things To Bear In Mind When Reversing Your Car by goat22: 3:04pm On May 22, 2019
GentleMoney:
Do NOT reverse while looking back.. Make use of your mirrors instead..

Young man, there is a challenge here. Cars don't make gbosa when they hit, it is gbam or Gbim, please. Correct that urgently.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Gives N50k To Instagram Troll Who Has Always Insulted Her by goat22: 9:39pm On May 21, 2019
falcon01:
I have DM you mummy! see IDIOT abeg!

Hello sir, hello sir, belle dey big you no like am see am prevention is better than cure, prevention is better than cure. Belle dey big you no like am see am

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TV/Movies / Re: 'Game of Thrones' finale sets new viewership record by goat22: 6:44am On May 21, 2019
Mustiboy:
my sister, Got might have gotten a lot of publicity, but that doesn't make it better than Breaking Bad still.

Go and watch Breaking Bad.

Wrong breaking good is a whole lot better. As a matter of fact breaking good is about breaking bad but in a good way. You know my brother one thing you must understand is the epitome of sumeria candipo. Excellent indeed.
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: "I Am Dying Slowly, I Have Suicidal Thoughts Daily" by goat22: 8:59pm On May 20, 2019
Follygunners:
Davido and Iyabo Ojo right now... grin

Oh bois how your pig take get white teeth like say na person?
Romance / Re: 20 Reasons Why You Should Break Up With Your Girlfriend – Joro Olumofin by goat22: 8:51pm On May 20, 2019
IvarTheTerrible:

tongue
Why people choose to believe Joro's stories over my own real life accounts, i just can't explain! grin

Thank God this is just advice not those silly concocted tales cheesy

You are Ivar the Boneless ahhh! don't they know who you are?! They can't kill you! You are Ivar the Boneless!! angry
Education / Re: Lady Struggling To Walk In High Heels On Graduation Day (Photos) by goat22: 8:44pm On May 20, 2019
sherylbakky:
Lol. Wedge is even d best for starters

Wrong. Septan heels is the best for starters and giovanni tapners help to guard against such mishaps.
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill: "My Family Is Independent And Blessed" by goat22: 9:29pm On May 18, 2019
Zionista:
Tonto now:

Nawo why your face be like that na and you come grey. Abeg dey shave na, see as grey hair full everywhere for your body and why your eye come yellow?

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Travel / Re: Travelling To Israel: by goat22: 11:38pm On May 17, 2019
@oyibomoses
Pls it seem you know much about Israel,am planning move there to meet my g.f,she's been there for years now. I want to know if Language wont be a barrier in getting a job

Hello ma/sir are you a man/woman sir/ma? Belle dey big you no like am see am, prevention is better than cure, belle dey big you no like am see am
Culture / Re: Alaafin Of Oyo's Young Wives Pose Together (Photos) by goat22: 10:45pm On May 17, 2019
fapcrook:
Don't know why i don't have any comment

belle dey big you no like am see am PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE. BELLE DEY BIG YOU NO LIKE AM SEE AM. Hello sir, hello sir.
NYSC / Re: Corper Shares Pictures Of Her Farm At Her PPA – Eucharia Jenny by goat22: 10:30pm On May 17, 2019
Hello sir, hello sir, belle dey big you no like am see am prevention is better than cure, belle dey big you no like am see am!
Politics / Re: Governor Udom Emmanuel Sacks Uduak Udo-Inyang, Commissioner For Agriculture by goat22: 11:22pm On May 15, 2019
Belle dey big you no like am see am prevention is better than cure belle dey big you no like am see am.
Politics / Re: Governor Udom Emmanuel Sacks Uduak Udo-Inyang, Commissioner For Agriculture by goat22: 11:21pm On May 15, 2019
GOFRONT:
Wetin he do na??
Abi he don chop yam??
If you put goat for yam side e no go chop am?
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke And Onyi Alex Sex Scene Got Celebrities, Fans Talking by goat22: 9:23pm On May 14, 2019
Ceekay212:
just imagine your username..... You came to nairaland just to advertise?? SMFH

Belle dey big you no like am see am prevention is than cure
Celebrities / Re: Man Who Wants To Dine With E-money And Dangote Receives N20k And Dangote Product by goat22: 9:57am On May 14, 2019
deebrain:
You don't mean it

Hello sir, hello sir, belle dey big you no like am see am prevention is better than cure, prevention is better than cure, belle dey big you no like am see am.
Travel / Re: Should I Move To The UK Or Return To Nigeria? by goat22: 8:17am On May 14, 2019
ShyWhale:


Thanks for your advice. I kinda notice there's been no advice on Nigeria. Are you writing her off in business terms?

And please, may I ask why.

You can make $4000 to $6000 per month in Nigeria in business, especially if you have skills for web based businesses. While that's chicken change in comparison to the average earning in Europe or North America, if you earn that here, you'd be at least be able to live comfortably and travel at will and can easily prop yourself up.
So, if you're looking for a business in Nigeria, try to avoid physical based ones as a startup.

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Sports / Re: Ava And Mia: Mikel Obi Twin Daughters Have Lunch by goat22: 11:13pm On May 13, 2019
KingLennon:

See wetin your ovaries fit produce here grin

If I catch you without shirt again I go wound you! You Go tie wrapper commot for house! who does that! No try me oh!
Religion / Re: David, Sam Adeyemi Son Graduates From Emory University (Photo) by goat22: 10:56pm On May 13, 2019
Zoharariel:
Appointed figure-head "General Overseer" of the Daystar Christian Center by its Board of Directors. grin

Figure-head G.O was feeling fly & wanted to buy a Private Jet, the Board of Directors told him - "who born your papa" ? You better mellow down or we'll sack you. grin

https://www.nigeriafilms.com/style/131-religion-section/23181-pastor-sam-adeyemi-fights-dirty-with-daystar-board-over-private-jet-acquisition

Chaiii! E don tey wey dem don dey finger the brains of these robotic sheeples. grin

They can't even put 2 + 2 together to know that their G.Os, Bishops & Pastors are actually spending their monies to buying Mansions, Rolls Royces & to also fund their children's education abroad. grin

They actually believe that the Tithes & Seed offerings being collected from them are remitted directly to God's GTbank & Zenith Bank in Heaven. grin

Well, I never said I do not believe in your Jesus Christ oooo, It's just that any white-bearded bastard in Heaven who is interested in collecting my Tithe & Offering must come down to collect it from me face-to-face. grin

Children of God Mammon - Shout Halleluyah! grin

It seems your mother gave birth to you by sh1tting inside laterine. When you landed in the rotten sh1t filled laterine how did you feel?

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Politics / Re: Ignore Senate, Abuja-kaduna Highway Now Safe For Travellers – El-rufai Tells Nig by goat22: 8:45pm On May 13, 2019
Awesomefred32:
If you do LOOM,
And they DOOM you,
Don't cry come my
ROOM,
Coz na BROOM i go
take ZOOM you out

BELLE DEY BIG YOU NO LIKE AM SEE AM PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE BELLE DEY BIG YOU NO LIKE AM SEE AM.
Politics / Re: Threat To Shut Down Imo Before Okorocha’s Exit Thickens by goat22: 9:42pm On May 12, 2019
Hello sir, hello sir, belle dey big you no like am see am, prevention is better than cure.

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Car Talk / Re: Russians Turned ₦81m Bentley Continental GT Into The World's Most Luxurious Tank by goat22: 7:37pm On May 12, 2019
sparog:
E no fine mbok

grin

Stop saying mbok. Mbok comes from the Latin word mbokus meaning to bok or to bok. Hence, I restrict you from using that word on this forum except by my command.
Celebrities / Re: Iceberg Slim Calls Juliet Ibrahim 'Cheetah'. Juliet Fires Back by goat22: 10:51pm On May 10, 2019
Aboks:
why quarrel with us ur ex. immature adults
If I catch you with tooth pick again I will slap you.
Romance / Re: Transgender, Angela Coleman To Marry Pastor Fiance by goat22: 9:53pm On May 10, 2019
prinsam30:
tufia....make I dey nack man like me

E be like say dem go shave the man buttocks first but blood go dey comot from hin buttocks plus sh1t go scatter everywhere. If the man chop beans na so rotten sh1t go dey fly
Crime / Re: Eniobong Isonguyo & Pastor Udoka Ukachukwu Sentenced To Death Over Murder by goat22: 12:28pm On May 10, 2019
MediaLife:
Death by Hanging cheesy cheesy cheesy Good grin grin

STOP DRINKING WATER. BELLE DEY BIG YOU NO LIKE AM SEE AM, PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE, BELLE DEY BIG YOU NO LIKE AM SEE AM, PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Addresses Peter Obi As Incoming Vice President. See Reactions by goat22: 12:20pm On May 10, 2019
Westbestside:
grin
Hello young child, if hair grow for inside yansh hole, how the sh1t go comot?
Sports / Re: David Beckham Banned From Driving For 6 Months For Using Cell Phone Behind Wheel by goat22: 8:15pm On May 09, 2019
Belle dey big you no like am see am, PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE! Whether na man or woman, BELLE DEY BIG YOU NO LIKE AM SEE AM! prevention is better than cure! GNQD go do am! belle dey big you no like am see am!
Politics / Re: President Buhari's Meeting With Security Chiefs In Pictures by goat22: 8:08pm On May 09, 2019
Belle dey big you no like am see am, PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE! Whether na man or woman, BELLE DEY BIG YOU NO LIKE AM SEE AM! prevention is better than cure! GNQD go do am! belle dey big you no like am see am!
Crime / Re: Parrot Arrested For Shouting “Police” During A Drug Raid by goat22: 7:59pm On May 09, 2019
Belle dey big you no like am see am, PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE! Whether na man or woman, BELLE DEY BIG YOU NO LIKE AM SEE AM! prevention is better than cure! GNQD go do am! belle dey big you no like am see am!
Crime / Re: Area Boys Beat Man For Insulting Wizkid Online & Harassing His Sister by goat22: 7:57pm On May 09, 2019
Debaiz:



See them. Naija don tire people. Dem even Dey look for who go beat them carry dem go hospital dem go con Dey ask for malt and milk. Sey me sef don drink milk?


Carry una wahala Dey go. Na pesin wey go kii you u Dey look for.


Ma Hand no Dey o




Ewu(goat). See your life outside

attention seeker we don see you. He even use two different monikers to quote. Why your hand con Dey shake when you dey type the second post. Epilepsy hold you?


Ewu Gambia

Hello sir, Belle dey big you no like am see am, PREVENTION IS
BETTER THAN CURE! Whether na man or woman, BELLE
DEY BIG YOU NO LIKE AM SEE AM! prevention is better
than cure! GNQD go do am! belle dey big you no like am
see am!

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