guuudy87:
That Umudike road is very narrow and prone to accidents.. I wonder why the government has turned a blind eye towards it

My dear, is not that Road, Any first class in Umudike should be careful and prayerful.
I know a guy that came out with first class in the Dept. Of Biochemistry in that Same school last 4 yrs, he had a fatal accident on his way to NYSC CAMP, DIED EXACTLY AFTER 11 MONTHS, A DAY AFTER THAT BATCH PASSED OUT!!!!

SATANICALLY:


https://twitter.com/realFFK/status/1430063748614696970?s=19

OUR MUMU NO TOO MUCH...
FANI KAYODE,
YOU WENT TO KANO FOR JUST FRIED RICE AND DRINKS..

Lostchild:
Many times I keep telling people that, eating Garri does more harm to us than good but nearly everyone that hear me say this, get furious with me.

Since child-hood I have had nothing but trouble eating this yellow stuff (Garri).
I normally eat rice from january to december, when I feel the urge to eat soup and garri, just eating it twice gives me health issues.

In 2018, I became worried and I went to see some (medic) practionals and told them about the effect of garri on me, to them I was talking nonsense because they themselves cannot do without eating garri.

I was in a place full of working men when I told them that Garri is poisonous to our body, these guys almost eat me raw. I had a fierce argument with them 1 me vs 7 men because I was trying to let them know that cassava root is very poisonous and harmful to our body.

The garri was constantly making me to have
・Migraine (headache)
・Sour mouth; lips and tongue
・Stomach pain
・Fast heartbeat
・Itchness / scatching
・Body weakness, it makes me very weak. I must constantly lay down.
・Dizzyness, I will not be able to stand for long

The heavy sugar in garri started giving me diabetic symptoms.

・Weight loss (Fatigue)
・Blurr Vision
・Peeing / Urinating every 30 mins.
・Eye Pains / burning; I will not be able to look at the sun or be inside the sun because of eye pain/burning.

The first time I eat akpu in 2002, I nearly died. Akpu is extremely worse

Is anyone experience this?

I love our soup but the garri is poisonous to my body, what can one use to replace garri?

From your Nairaland Handle, I think we need to find you before offering you help.

Vinnie2000:


I see some guys coming here to Spill lies!!

I see the d OP getting Excited because he also Lied!!

I see more people getting into Fights n arguments on d thread!!..

I see more Brides inviting dier Exes to dier weddings!!

I see such Marriages Crashing under 2 weeks, Max!!

This I have seen!!

FalseProphet, what happened to your original handle. Hope they never ban you.

bigpicture001:
For where...? Make I hear say onyeka com back....pride will not even allow her see what good she left talk more of tracing her steps back

Ogbeni,
Your still in love with Onyeka.
The emotions are there though is negative, you still got feelings for her!!!

IT ENDED IN PREMIUM TEARS....
YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND!!!!!

You mean Garba Shehu appoints...

Well waiting for our Southern General. Gov. Aketi, to respond....

70 years old man.
Your mumu no too much?
Ooh
They teargas am? He feinted, He passed out!!!! ���

OfeAchi:
If she has been coming to your apartment and spending time, and has refused your advances, then I suggest you try a technique I call; The Ending Man technique.
What's this technique? It's simple. Stand on the doorway when she's about leaving and provide your erect manhoood! (note, your peniss must be very very erect!)
When she sees this, it would activate an enzymous hormone in her that would make her agree to your advances.

This technique has been proven to have a success rate of 91.23%.

World Health Organization and Lie Mohammed are yet to verify this your theory.

dollytino4real:
they will not hear!! those that the gods want to kill he first made dem blind and deaf

Your very good, shows how grounded you are in life matters!!!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....
Pussy ass groom......

All these their white garment church.....thier modus of operandi very annoying....
Na so one babe with big breast invite me come this their church one day....a real niggarrr accept the request shaperly....me and big breast...na breast go kill me
Damnnnn.....I regret why I accept to come the church....
Na so them dey kneel down and get up every seconds
My waist nearly break....very annoying church

To annoy me the more.....she come dey force candle for my hand.....

Lol
You forgot to light ur kpoli today and finish your normal phrase

Good day everyone,
I will try to be brief, career wise am in a dilemma.
I'm a graduate and I have acquire quite a number of Skills (both soft and hard) as well as Professional Training and Certifications too, Personally, am very savvy (very good) with anything ICT and I love speaking and lecturing adults or graduates.(Professional speaker), I currently work with a training Institute in Ondo State, where we market and source for student or clients to undergo Training with us on either ICT or HRM, HSE OR PMP Even CRM as the case may be, and am one of the Trainers / Tutor..
The problem here is that this is a commission paid job, any month I didn't hustle and get student for either program, no money for me.The company is not more than 8 yrs, even currently the company is owing me some cash due to the covid 19 pandemic of 2020, I pump some of my personal money to keep the company afloat, Guys I have plans for my life and I don't know how far commission paid job will take me in furthering my education and other personal and family project as a man.
The only happiness I derive, is just that I love Lecturing and Training people but I need a better thing, am the first son of my family, I don't even mind switching to other fields that I can impact positively and am been rewarded either weekly or monthly as the employment contract will state, so far is not a commission paid job..
I really need your advice and your thoughts!!!!!
Thank You......

Believe me
Some men can use this as a decoy to eat the juice of any lady and then move on.
Well Ladies don't be fooled with all those aforementioned psuedo hints

Please guys, those of you staying in Benin City, if am coming from Akure, how do I locate this Address.

WAEC International Office CBT, Ogunmwenyin Community, Oredo LGA, Benin City, Edo State

Thank you

Even if Atiku is from Cameron, he has spent 15 yrs here and has nationalized here, Even most people leaving in northern Nigeria is not from Nigeria per say.
The current minister of information of Canada was actually a long time immigrant from Somalia but has nationalized in the country..
so that rumor holds no water..

Politics can make wise men talk foolishly..
when Us and UK embassy's condemned removal of CJN, APC said they're interfering in our private matters and now foreigners coming to campaign is not a crime..
How did we reach this abyss, we find ourselves..

Stevresma:
I missed this CBT ehn, Shey it was at Alagbaka

..
Yes, it was at Alagbaka....
Those that took the exam on September resumed work on October,
But those that took the exam on October, I've not heard any more information on it for now

Stevresma:
I missed this CBT ehn, Shey it was at Alagbaka

..
Yes, it was at Alagbaka....
Those that took the exam on September resumed work on October,
But those that took the exam on October, I've not heard any more information on it

[color=#000099][/color]UBA AKURE RECRUITEE, LET'S MEET HERE, ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT HAVE WRITTEN THE CBT TEST ON OCTOBER...
WE CAN JOIN VIA THIS WHATSAPP LINK
FOR UPDATES.
https:///F018fyEWqHJ3K6cZYiaRxs

oilPUSSY:

You go wait for 72 virgins tire
Suleiman, I hope you know that you are not anonymous on this forum ?

Na this ur name sef, still they worry my medulla oblongata..

Goodmorning,
Pls guys, those of us that took Aptitude test at UBA Akure on October, let's meet here to update our selves of any recent development...
Join our WhatsApp group
https:///F018fyEWqHJ3K6cZYiaRxs

Our government are confused, help these guys bring professionals and integrate them you see how fast we start refinning our crudes, since these guys have the zeal and knowledge for it. If u want to destroy it then build the legal one, only for the so called FG to still export it through their friends and colleagues

Seun, please don't loose your respect among nairaland, with all these ur anti mmm campaign. Guys lost money in nairabet, forex trading, greenspear, etc. Yet u Neva push am go front page. Na mmm wey dey help people u want to tarnish.
Pls, Mr. Seun osawa of nairaland, if I withdraw from mmm today, how much will u or ur FG be giving me in a month.
Please sir, i think u leave participants to do their stuff, its there money. Shikina

I got this....
*IMPORTANT*

There has been a new development, MMM admins have realized that due to the delayed merging which we all were informed of about on our PO, some participants instead of exercising patience and wait for there to be merged for GH, they started cancelling their GH requests from dashboard (probably to allow it keep growing) hence to avoid proliferation of such, you can no longer see the GH requests on youe dashboard, so that you cannot cancel it.

Also notice that if you click on "mavro" you'll see your mavros there intact "pending withdrawal"

So I urge everyone to be calm and go about their activities. There's no cause for alarm.

Seriously, Nigerians should learn to be contended with what they have, it's insane for someone to cancel his or her GH order to allow their mavro grow because of late matching. Check everybody that didn't cancel their initial GH order, their order is still visible in their dashboard.

For mmm critics, leave mmm alone, they are not even the only donation platform, people put their money in forex trading, GNLD, bet9ja, nairabet, lotto, etc, that they are not sure of, why must you crucify mmm participants, i guess because it is the only one with potential to alleviate poverty from the land.
Pls participants, if you have issues call your guilders and not cry to social media, they won't solve your issue, they rather give you more heart ache.
let everyone put their money where they choose.

oatzeal:
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A pastor in one of the Nigerian branches of Omega Fire Ministries Worldwide has been expelled from the ministry.

According to a statement signed by Pastor David Apelorioye, the head of admin at OFM, Pastor Joseph Aiyedun, who is in charge of one the OFM branches in Aba, Abia State, was fired for participating in the Mavrodi Mondial Movement (MMM), a ponzi scheme widely acclaimed to be a satanic venture.

It should be recalled that the founder and president of the OFM, Apostle Johnson Suleman, at a church service in November 2016, warned members of his congregation against involving in MMM, calling it 'demonic'.

The statement from the church reads thus; "The management of Omega Fire Ministries Worldwide is using this medium to react to a news making the rounds on the social media regarding one of his pastors who used the ministry's name to register for the MMM scheme. Ordinarily, the church would not have reacted to the story because of falsehoods being published regularly by some blogs and news websites whose credibility are questionable. But after a thorough investigation by the church authority, it was established that one of our branch pastors in Aba, Pastor Joseph Aiyedun, indeed participated in the scheme."

The statement adds that the erring pastor was sacked after a thorough investigation and it was discovered that he used the name of the church to register for MMM, thereby denting the ministry's image in the public eye. It was gathered that the erring pastor would have just been disciplined in line with the church rules if he had registered for the scheme in his personal capacity but because he used the ministry's name for the scheme, he was asked to go.

"The church authority decided to expel Pastor Aiyedun not because he registered for the ponzi scheme but because he involved the ministry's name in the satanic adventure. And we discovered that he was able to use the ministry's name because he had access to the account of his branch which itself is against the church's guidelines and a fraud likely to have been carried out in connivance with the branch's account department. We are still investigating further to unravel the whole activities."
The statement therefore appeals to the general public to disregard any news being passed around about Omega Fire Ministries involving in the MMM scheme or any scheme of its kind because it is not true.

"Of the OFM's 200 churches in Nigeria alone and its 800 branches in 51 nations of the world, it is possible for any of the pastors to go astray and be corrected. In fact, we discovered that Pastor Aiyedun, including some other members of OFM, did the scheme before our father, Apostle Johnson Suleman made the warning last year against MMM, but Pastor Aiyedun was fired because he did it with the ministry's name as the OFM rules forbid any of its pastors access to the account except people in the account department."

It was gathered that to enable him look after his family whilst he searches for other things to do in life, the church paid the sacked pastor a full one year salary ahead on the instruction of Apostle Suleman who was not available for comments at press time.


SOURCE: http://www.nairanaijanews.com/2017/01/apostle-johnson-suleiman-sacks-branch.html

I can't believe that nairaland has been bought over to use to poison peoples mind about mmm.
is mmm the only donation platform in Nigeria?
if mmm crashes what joy will u derive from it.
is it your money people use to do mmm
mmm and Federal Government who cares more for Nigerians
mmm went for break came back after one month, still paying, ur FG and state Governors are owning people up to 4 month salary
FG that warns u not to do mmm, what good plans do they have for u, or u think they care for u guys.
pls if u don't like mmm focus on ur business and leave the participants alone, it's a free world, I have the right to put my money anywhere.
people are doing Forex trading, nairabet, ur politician that hijacks ur money, u won't write an essay about them, I think we should start attacking this FG and their failed promises and leave mmm alone. remember mmm is not the only donation platform, why can't u let mmm be?

Good afternoon house, Please how much is kerosene selling in your state? Here in Aba I bought a litre for #300, I really wonder why our media is not making noise out of this, is it because is a poor man's commodity, I think our media should take issues like this serious and not wasting time painting mmm black.
please this change is unbearable..