₦airaland Forum

Cum-raid, one quick question.

Are you shagging her?

If the answer is yes.

Don't stop.

If not, unfriend yourself.

Drops the mic.

So says the camp of the fake bishops and hired men of god.


Take this false accuser at your peril

1996, My dad's friend wore this sweet and alluring perfume to our house.

After I hugged him, perfume nor gree comot.

Our parlour had this scent for days unend.

Had to question him, what's the name of his perfume.

He said the words: Issue miyaki.

I couldn't tell if he was being funny or mischievous.

He said it's was a designer perfume.

This made sense, dad was a fashionable man too.

Years later it all made sense.

I had to try it out myself.

It's was the sweetest thing, people asking questions and been intoxicated with the scent of my perfume.

Stale

This is the harsh and unalloyed truth.

Nothing more nothing less.

With the way Naija guys obsess over that khelly girlie yansh, it's obvious we don get to see enough women with big ass.

Kalabari women is the shìt.

But on the African continental level, the props goes to south Africa.

The women are it.

melody91:
Na my sis first use am con dash me
... I remember one babe I liked then but I was afraid of rejection, we exchanged contact... I was still thinking and contemplating on how to nail the coffin when her message popped in that Sunday evening..."hi melody91, What are you doing atm? Just checking on you"

Come and finish your story.


Well first phone I used back then.


Can't count how many times that phone suffered epic falls. The batteries, cover and casing go scatter.

I go couple am, use am answer call ASAP

I used number 1.

Then Empty hen sim was #35,000.

To recharge was #1,500 or so.

Back then na to carry phone dey Waka up and down dey show myself.

I got some babies too.

Next was Number 6

Being short comes with lots of baggages. Napoleon Bonaparte was a short man, this didn't stop him from attaining fame and power.

It's just dumb to tell yourself be you short or tall that confidence and smartness pulls women. This may be true. This however only holds true for young girls from comfortable to affluent family still at the age of naivety.

This ain't true for this era of hook up girls that abound everywhere on are hustling with their coochies on low.

The thing is simple.

Secure the bag.

Then chose your necessary evils carefully.

A word for the wise....

The women who married for love back then regretted their actions. Try falling in love all your life with a broke guy, imagine the insecurity.

Rest in peace

This is not the right time for any right thinking Nigerians to be watching Big brother.


Watch xvideos and get back been OBI.....

It's glaring that Tinubu is a serial liar and a prevaricator.

One can deduce that he is also that face of the new PMB dispension that ushered in the well laundered image of PMB that finally got PMB into power.

The lies and propaganda that led to the ousting of Good luck Jonathan are one of the many mechanization of the publicity stunts of BAT.

This government has been the very face of lies and lies.

Voting BAT would be sheer sacrilege for any right thinking Nigerian.

A man would would rent Clerics would do anything to get into power.

His desperation knows no bounds.

He was even be worse that the present government.

Uncle tell us another story