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RomanceRe: What's The Unexpected Sex You Have Had?and How Did It Happen by Godada(m):
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Back then when 2go was the hottest thing around, when kings rocked java phones. I had this sweet lady I added. She resided in Agbor then. We chatted and vibed well. She was fun and bold.

So along the line, I told her, my birthday was coming up.

She promised to come see me. I was based then in Asaba.

On the D day. She came as promised. With a low cut hair and amazing tits, curves and big booty.

I felt proud of myself. She was a stunning looker. Birthday was shaping rather nicely. My dick nodded in approval. She was fair and fine as fùck. She was sizzling hot.

We ate at some fancy food joint opposite the stadium.

After hours of chatting.

She asked me to take her home. The look in her eyes said it all. I was having issues controlling my erection.

I decided to take her to some hotel for a bashing.

When we got there I got the shock of my life back then...

She was like who did I think she is ...... Some hoe or something, she washed me and gave me a seven day ultimatum to get a place or my own or forgot she existed.

I explained that my mom came to visit me and my junior brother. That I do have a place of mine.

She was either I get that place of my own or we split.

I called edoboy the goat, he got me his crib..... This was back before he knew his calling as a content creator.

I controlled her back

I slammed the jeep on the runway.

Cheese and crackers, she was the shit and worth the trouble.

She was even better without the clothes on

Edoboy, you are the man.
RomanceRe: I Got Sacked For This. I Am Sad by Godada(m): 3:43pm On Jul 10, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
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Your emotional illiteracy got you, not your village people.

There is a rule in the book for corporate romance and shaggnanians, when wanting to get into a lady's pants, NEVER openly declare intent.


Only a fool will say "Madam Basiratu, your yansh don dey enter my eye, I wish I could date you".

Because you're leaving her no options; and as your boss, if she doesn't penalize you, you could interpret it as her wanting to play along.
So a smart woman will penalize you even if she wants to play ball with you... just for her dignity and bragging rights.

The trick is to just be neutrally suggestive.
A smart lady will read in between in the lines but can not hold you for it because it is all in her mind.

If you're working late with her, you could say... "A part of me wants to be home, but the other part of me already feels at home".

She could send you on an errand and want to reiterate and you interject saying, "Trust me, I know what you like".

Or say "When I'm getting work done, I go all the way to ensure every sweat is worth in at the end."

Consistency will make her want to be sure if she's the one thinking dirty. Then at the first opportunity you get, you strike her kpekus harder than Moses struck the rock to get water out of it.
In no time, you'd be amongst that company's board of directors.

PoliticsRe: Your Incompetence Is Nauseating: Fani-Kayode Replies DHQ by Godada(m): 3:21pm On Jul 10, 2022
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DHQ should have let this slide.

The level of incompetence is beyond belief.

From top to bottom, everywhere what you would find is incompetence.
RomanceRe: My Wife Is A LovePeddler by Godada(m): 7:25am On Jul 10, 2022
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All this seems farfetched and badly scripted.

But certainly cannot be far from the truth. There are lots of married women out there caged by the restrictions of marriage who would rather want to try stuffs out.

There was this hooker my cousin brought home back then, after the business of the day, he got talking and she told him, she has a boyfriend who is waiting for her to come home with the money she made selling her body, which they would use for their upkeep.

Can you imagine a man would live on the proceeds of a hōoker and still screw her too.

Back then, while growing up, there was this Ghana man who used to charge money from guys who wanna smash his wife.

When they were done, he takes his wife home. This happened. And for those kids who would care to contradict me, this happened 1974, Benin city.

I have seen shït.

The story may seem farfetched but could be true.
PoliticsRe: You Can’t Buy My Conscience, Igini Tells APC by Godada(m): 11:59am On Jul 09, 2022
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They should increase the volume of the vawulence

RomanceRe: My Fiance Terminated Our Six Months Pregnancy And Run To Libya! by Godada(m):
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I stand to be corrected but as far as I can see, you should be rejoicing. This lady here is not honest and not even ready to be in a relationship either.

Marriage is such a big deal that love alone is not enough to keep it alive. And you were involved in a relationship that your partner do not see honesty and sincerity as being important.

How are you sure you are the owner of the pregnancy?

A woman that refused to inform of her kid staying with a mom could be an ocean of secrets you know.

I don't know what happened on valentine's day but a lady that works with hearsay for me is a no no.

That she keeps a circle of friends is a big red flag.

That she terminates that pregnancy and goes her way is actually a good thing.

The thing is simple, you don't actually know what you want and what's good for you
RomanceRe: After spending #2.1m lady dumps her fiance two months to her graduation. by Godada(m): 9:49am On Jul 08, 2022
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RomanceRe: Are Ladies With Big Boobs Truly Loved? by Godada(m): 9:46am On Jul 08, 2022
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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Keeps Pics Of Her Ex by Godada(m): 9:24am On Jul 08, 2022
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There's no need to react.

She is definitely not over her ex.
RomanceRe: Woman Celebrates 1 Year Anniversary With Her Man Whom She Friend Zone For 25yrs by Godada(m): 9:31am On Jul 06, 2022
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I am really at loss for words.

It's damn right foolhardy to wait that long for anybody.

What's more troubling is their ages.

At what age did the friend zoning start? This is very imperative. The age and timing doesn't add up.

Based on my short sojourn on this earth. Anything that's guaranteed to make you happy, by all means do it.
RomanceRe: I Bought It, Just Want To Share With Nairaland Fam. by Godada(m): 9:22am On Jul 06, 2022
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Welcome to sienna owners lounge.

The vehicle is strong and lovely.

Enjoy the 3.5 V6 engine.
RomanceRe: “do DNA Tests For All Your Children Even If They Look Like You”-actress, Destiny by Godada(m): 2:16pm On Jul 05, 2022
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CelebritiesRe: Chuks D'General Walks Out Of Event As Host Invites Josh2Funny Before Him by Godada(m): 2:10pm On Jul 05, 2022
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RomanceRe: Ladies This Is For You.. What Do You Do? by Godada(m): 10:16am On Jul 05, 2022
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RomanceRe: Finally My Bf Has Stop Smoking Weed: How Do I Ensure He Continues Like This by Godada(m): 10:10am On Jul 05, 2022
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I like to commend you for the advice you have given to your boyfriend. You seem way older than your age.

Any parent that cannot adequately take care of their kids and absconds from this responsibility is worst than an infidel.

You can have him cut down on his friends and replaced them with apparently better ones.

Brought to church and all that.

That's good.

You should try and be an asset to him too.
RomanceRe: . by Godada(m): 9:37am On Jul 05, 2022
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RomanceRe: Man Reacts After His Girlfriend Received Iphone 13 And 600k As Birthday Gift by Godada(m): 8:40am On Jul 05, 2022
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This is indeed a sad predicament.
RomanceRe: Good Men Marry Bad Girls, Bad Girls Marry Good Men by Godada(m): 3:34pm On Jul 03, 2022
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Sorry about your marriage.

Would you care to expatiate?
FamilyRe: Husband Sets Estranged Wife On Fire, She Grabs Him & Both Get Burnt by Godada(m): 7:33pm On Jul 02, 2022
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Smart move by the lady.

What a stupid man
SportsRe: "I Want To Play In The Champions League": Ronaldo Asks To Leave Man United by Godada(m):
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He gat to go

He should have gone to Man City earlier.

Bayern, Roma & PSG likely destination
RomanceRe: Man Disfigured A Lady's Car For Rejecting His Advances by Godada(m): 10:41am On Jul 02, 2022
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No woman is worth this sort of tantrum from a guy.

It's understandable that guys could get emotionally invested in a lady, but most times, guys should value their self respect.

He has succeeded in proving her right that she made the right decision.

Aside the superficial packaging: most women are the same under the hood.
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RomanceRe: Men Only: How Women Manipulate Simps (format Busted!) by Godada(m): 8:12am On Jul 01, 2022
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RomanceRe: Guys Should I Send Her Money? by Godada(m): 7:56am On Jul 01, 2022
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Based on your little interaction, what impressions has she left on you?

Don't be swayed by enticing words. These are the kind of format guys also use to get in between a lady's legs.

If you are not sure of your feelings for her, dude. Block her.

Based on your past antecedents with ladies, maybe you need a soul searching, it could be you or it could be them.


Finally, this may sound cliche: invest in yourself.
PoliticsRe: Three Boko Haram Members Handed 128 Years Jail Term Each In South Africa by Godada(m): 4:40pm On Jun 30, 2022
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Sincerely, this is the sort of treatment one expects from the FG that treats these people as kinsmen...

What's the point of wasting food and resources when a bullet to the head and a shallow grave in the bush will save the government money in the long run.
RomanceRe: Hot Girlfriend Pulls Gun On Boyfriend; Asks Him To Have With Her Or She Shoots by Godada(m): 3:47pm On Jun 29, 2022
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RomanceRe: Sex Experience With A Dog by Godada(m): 2:08pm On Jun 29, 2022
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RomanceRe: Pls I Need Someone To Help Me by Godada(m): 2:04pm On Jun 29, 2022
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RomanceRe: Hmn Read This by Godada(m): 2:03pm On Jun 29, 2022
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RomanceRe: Yahoo Boys Are Part Of The Problems We Have In Nigeria by Godada(m): 1:59pm On Jun 29, 2022
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Based on the points you raised, Op, you have failed to buttress your stand.

While, I expressly stand against scam in all it's appearances, it's noteworthy to state that the rising cost of dollar to the naira is to be blamed.

Importation of goods is done in dollars and the butterfly effect is found in other commodities.

Kind regards.

I salute your Hustler's spirit.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Reacts After Young Man Carved A Photo Of His Face On His Head (Video) by Godada(m): 1:50pm On Jun 29, 2022
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Peter Obi has enjoyed an unalloyed support from the average Nigerian youth.

This goodwill may not be enough judging from the fact that the incumbents are vast in electoral shenanigans.

It's imperative all hands is on deck to root out these senile old men tactically.

Checkmating their vast wealth of resources is not going to be a walk in the park.

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