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Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Establishment Of Criminality Did Not Allow INEC Server Work by GoddonBishop: 7:57am On May 06
Who don fit read the 700 plus page judgment document finish since them pass the judgment sef?
Celebrities / Re: Portable Celebrates After American Embassy Approved His US Visa (video) by GoddonBishop: 7:52am On May 06
They must approve because they know his business and everything is here in Nigeria and he is not gonna be hiding in any way once he lands the US.

They don't need to have their eyes on him because he will always be outside.

He will be going there to spend money and that one sweet US pass anything.

Portable may even come back before time if he hear say business deal dey.
Technology Market / OKX Removes Naira Transactions From Their Platform. by GoddonBishop: 7:40am On May 06
OKX seem to have completely eliminated all forms of naira transactions from their platform.

Shebi this Nigeria no be country again abi there is something they are not telling us?
Career / Re: Best Crypto Exchanges In Nigeria 2024 (tested & Trusted) by GoddonBishop: 6:46pm On May 01
Roqqu is very okay but they seem to have some challenges with transferring cryptos that uses tags such as XLM.

I sent twice thinking I made a mistake the first time but none of them went through. The support was absolutely no use on the issue.
Politics / Re: Deploy Dissolved SARS To Borno - Zulum Tells FG by GoddonBishop: 7:49pm On Oct 14, 2020
Wait!!! Now that SARS is dissolved, will Borno people now call them diluted SARS? �
Health / Re: Chloroquine Potent For COVID-19 Prevention - NAFDAC DG, Prof Christianah Adeyeye by GoddonBishop: 7:59pm On Aug 26, 2020
nkemjacob2:
Americans and WHO should go and beg Stella Emmanuel

Maybe you haven't noticed, Bill Gate is now number 2. He needs to sell vaccine to become number 1 again. So not until then, they wont agree there is a cure. Same way they use the media to deceive the public about HIV.
Health / Re: Chloroquine Potent For COVID-19 Prevention - NAFDAC DG, Prof Christianah Adeyeye by GoddonBishop: 7:57pm On Aug 26, 2020
Covid 19 is the only sickness I have seen that those who annouced their status always recover but those who died from it are always discovered after their demise.

It is one sickness that has a control from its source but doesn't have any form of control outside despite the fact that they saw it coming way before it did.

It is the only sickness that is a medical emergency but does not enlist the help of voluntary interns from academic/medical research facilities.

It is so important the government have to buy the entire media to amplify the scare and panic information.
Health / Re: 410 New COVID-19 Cases, 217 Discharged And 4 Deaths On August 18 - (8135 Tested) by GoddonBishop: 12:02pm On Aug 19, 2020
This rubbish colonization of the entire media by the government with the use an over exggerated story (and surpressing and deleting the every single information exposing cure and proper medical prevention) about a pandemic is actually killing more people with ignorance and dangerously unnecessary panic especailly for the young and aged.
Health / Re: 410 New COVID-19 Cases, 217 Discharged And 4 Deaths On August 18 - (8135 Tested) by GoddonBishop: 11:51am On Aug 19, 2020
This is super story...
Health / Re: COVID-19 In Nigeria: Inside A Lagos Coronavirus Ward (Video) by GoddonBishop: 12:16pm On Jul 09, 2020
Na only this Covid 19 be deadly sickness's without cure? Make una no let me swear give una oh. Una don spend 24 hours for Nigerian General Hospital to see how many people dey die every hour? Una no go find cure to those ones na cough and flu problem be pandemic. Hell fire dey wait till una.
Education / Re: Reopening Of Schools: NUT, NMA Kick by GoddonBishop: 8:48am On Jul 01, 2020
Okay good citizens all your opinions have been received and are being collated right now.

As soon as collation is completed, they will be processed appropriately and forwarded to a committee that will be duely setup to review them.

Meanwhile stay safe. I wish you all good health. This country will make sure citizens will not die by this deadly virus.

Be rest assured that you are free to die by other means we are used to we will condone that but this virus must be stopped in its tracks.
Politics / Re: Godwin Akwaji Dies Of Suspected Coronavirus Disease by GoddonBishop: 4:09pm On Jun 19, 2020
So now person no fit die em own die again without it being connected with covid? Na witch dey worry una sef? When TB, BP, Diabettes, Meningitis, HIV/AIDS, Asthma, etc are killing people who took any statistics? I hope this will be done to curb unemployment and poverty rate in the country?
Education / Re: No Reopening Of Schools For Now – Presidential Taskforce On COVID-19 by GoddonBishop: 3:43pm On Jun 02, 2020
National Boko Haram Order.
Health / Re: 416 New COVID-19 Cases, 115 Discharged And 12 Deaths On June 1 - ( 2003 Tested) by GoddonBishop: 3:42pm On Jun 02, 2020
One of the dumbest thing Nigeria has ever done is focusing on the figures of confirmed cases rather than the figures of active cases.
Romance / Re: intimate Urge Deminished After Marriagee by GoddonBishop: 9:22am On Mar 19, 2020
teemy:


I noticed you did not say 'not able to get it up' which seems to be what most are diagnosing here but rather I guess the attraction to do so copulate.

Firstly I would recommend going back to the drawing board and get right those things that got her body desirable to you in the first place. All those things you appreciated in her in the first place. The togetherness should be revisited while not thinking about sex or the stress that is generating in your body at the moment. By the time the stress wanes away and you appreciate your wife as a person and friend you once cared to always be with, your 'John Thomas' is ssoon to start receiving signals and direction again.

However, discard the advice of friend that might tell you to find solace in the arms of other girl. Just think about a lifetime of happiness together you might end up destroying.

Finally, thrusting is not the only part of love making is it? Get the whole thing right and you will have a fulfilled sexual life as well for your wifey and yourself (She comes first). Cheers

He is talking about banging faculty. Na style men take dey talk those kind things but is good he spoke out and is also helping some to voice their secret pain.
Crime / Re: 18-Year-Old Man Rapes His 70-Year-Old Grandmother In Plateau by GoddonBishop: 1:38pm On Jan 31, 2020
Not another G. SARS pls keep eyes on those boys above.

So the thinks his grandma is sexy? He must be high on cheap drugs.
Family / Re: My Sister's Husband Wants To Sleep With Me by GoddonBishop: 1:31pm On Jan 31, 2020
Just show him that you have posted it on Nairaland and if he is not careful it will be posted on Linda Ikeji blog and Yabaleft Online with his full name.

If he understands the gravity of this information he will even untouch the previous touch he has touched you both physically, psychologically and spiritually. cool

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Politics / Re: Lagos State Says It Did Not License Anybody To Operate Commercial Motorcycles by GoddonBishop: 1:15pm On Jan 31, 2020
Davash222:
Then, who licensed them

� CORPORATE AFFAIRS COMMISSION �

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Investment / Re: Is 500k Enough To Open A Unisex Salon? by GoddonBishop: 1:04pm On Jan 31, 2020
To get the best answer to this enquiry you create a list of all you need then do a window shopping (could be online or offline) to get their prices and enquire for the cost of some other services like fitting in electricals and furnitures and you are good to go.

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Denied Visa By US Embassy by GoddonBishop: 12:56pm On Jan 31, 2020
Those US embassy visa people are the highest people on Earth. When I say highest I mean on weed and strong ogogoro. They can even deny devil visa.

Whether them think say America na heaven I no know. If you like own the head of John the Baptist, once them look you with that eye of highness they go just give you one copy of already printed A4 paper.

If no be that glass demarcation enh the punch when them for collect everyday they for begin share their visa from door to door.
Nairaland / General / Senator Abaribe’s Call On President Buhari To Resign Is Foolish by GoddonBishop: 12:35pm On Jan 31, 2020
SENATOR ABARIBE’S CALL ON PRESIDENT BUHARI TO RESIGN IS FOOLISH

President Buhari to resign on what basis?
Just because some characters think that President Buhari should resign, then they expect him to quit. That call does not represent the opinion of the country. This is the opinion of an arm chair critic, known for making stray comments.

If a leader like President Buhari needs to resign, there are millions of other Nigerians who need to resign, including Senator Abaribe who unlocked the door to enable the escape of traitorous and treasonable suspects.

He signed the bond for the court to release Nnamdi Kanu on bail, from which moment the suspect disappeared into the thin air. Senator Abaribe has failed repeated deadlines to return Kanu to the court for trial, yet he has the effrontery with which to accuse someone of failing to the bidding of the law.

This is a man who should have replaced the suspects he failed to produce in the correctional facility.

Abaribe’s party raped the nation and left it collapsing in 2015 and President Buhari is fixing things up all the years he is in office.

President Buhari is working hard to keep Nigeria and Nigerians out of the harm terrorists have unleashed in the entire Sahel and Sub-Saharan Africa with the support of Nigerians and our foreign friends, he is going to finish off these terrorists. He alone can do it.

Garba Shehu
Senior Special Assistant to the President
(Media &Publicity)
January 29, 2020
Politics / Re: Should President Muhammadu Buhari Resign? - Sahara Reporters Poll (Screenshot) by GoddonBishop: 12:32pm On Jan 31, 2020
SENATOR ABARIBE’S CALL ON PRESIDENT BUHARI TO RESIGN IS FOOLISH

President Buhari to resign on what basis?
Just because some characters think that President Buhari should resign, then they expect him to quit. That call does not represent the opinion of the country. This is the opinion of an arm chair critic, known for making stray comments.

If a leader like President Buhari needs to resign, there are millions of other Nigerians who need to resign, including Senator Abaribe who unlocked the door to enable the escape of traitorous and treasonable suspects.

He signed the bond for the court to release Nnamdi Kanu on bail, from which moment the suspect disappeared into the thin air. Senator Abaribe has failed repeated deadlines to return Kanu to the court for trial, yet he has the effrontery with which to accuse someone of failing to the bidding of the law.

This is a man who should have replaced the suspects he failed to produce in the correctional facility.

Abaribe’s party raped the nation and left it collapsing in 2015 and President Buhari is fixing things up all the years he is in office.

President Buhari is working hard to keep Nigeria and Nigerians out of the harm terrorists have unleashed in the entire Sahel and Sub-Saharan Africa with the support of Nigerians and our foreign friends, he is going to finish off these terrorists. He alone can do it.

Garba Shehu
Senior Special Assistant to the President
(Media &Publicity)
January 29, 2020
Politics / Re: Stop Calling Us NEPA, It Shows You Don’t Want Electricity - Discos Spokesperson by GoddonBishop: 1:35pm On Jan 18, 2020
Once NEPA always NEPA. You guys are not even worth to be called NEPA there is no N for una na EPA una be.
Romance / Re: Man And Girlfriend Spend Night In Sterling Bank’s Toilet In Delta, Arrested by GoddonBishop: 2:54am On Nov 07, 2019
Can't stop laughing � there nothing we will not see in this country. People still have erection inside bank toilet despite the economic condition of the nation.

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Family / Re: My Wife Insists No Sex Until Wedding Night Even After Our Traditional Wedding by GoddonBishop: 7:23am On Oct 31, 2019
Looking at it critically, traditional marriage is not recognised internationally as legal and bidding. To this end therefore you are not yet married bro.
Politics / Re: No Marriage Between Buhari And Zainab Ahmed - Ministry Of Finance by GoddonBishop: 5:11pm On Oct 11, 2019
No smoke without fire oh. For every rumour in Nigeria the truth is just few days away oh. Now when she never get belle people should come out plain oh.

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Computers / Re: Mtn Hynet--- by GoddonBishop: 5:25pm On May 06, 2019
saddik:
PLS DOES ANY1 KNOW WHERE I CAN GET HYNET IN ABUJA" I VISITED MTN OFFICE IN ABUJA, THEY ALL DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING BOUT, SOME SAY THEY DONT HAVE IT IN ABUJA, HOW TRUE?

PLS SOME 1 HELP ME.

TNX

��� I believe you. Some of their staff are like MMM Guiders. Besides not knowing their left from their right. They only know and say what they were told.

To get the hynet I can guarantee you their office in Benin City and maybe Warri. Next sure bet is Port Harcourt. �
Literature / Re: Dangers Of Anger by GoddonBishop: 11:17am On Mar 15, 2019
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Son Yusuf Abandons Father Follows Atiku/obi For Campaign. by GoddonBishop: 4:16pm On Feb 01, 2019
Behind every rumour; time shall show us the elements... grin

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