₦airaland Forum

May the creator bless and enrich the memories of all the loved ones we are reliving their memories.

Death is a transition and a good thing. However what makes us human is to relish and relive the presence of these loved ones as we await for our turn.

To everybody that has commented and will comment, may we meet in the afterlife and live joyously after our time has elapsed here.

Every material thing has an expiry date including the earth itself but our souls live forever

Imagine what fellow men like me has reduced themselves to just to satisfy a woman. Licking a place that has more bacteria than toilet sewage.


I spit for the manner of men we have today copying western culture.



Your dick has zero bacteria once washed and everything that comes from it is sterilized. Can you say same of p*ssy.


Stuupid sissy men

baralatie:
she said what

reread the post

baralatie:
she said what

I have rewritten it precisely. Check my post

my ex gf once said in a heat of quarrel that I should settle her financially before I could break up with her on the ground that if i were to be paying for sex we have had during the course of the relationship, it would amount to millions of naira in monetary value.

Her argument was premised on what prostitutes in brothels and runs babes charge their clients.


I wanted to give the relationship another trial but sealed the break up after the above statement.

HammedOlanaija:
Man or woman
Exercise bro and lose weight
There is no room for pot belly in heaven

moderate belly fat in men portrays sign of comfortability in our culture.

babyfaceafrica:
I thank God that I have the means to subject myself to voluntary isolation till July.



And those of who live with daily work nko?.. Don't be selfish

Between certain death of upto 50,000+ nigerians and starvation, which one will you choose.

The fact remains that thousands will die if the lockdown is lifted except there will be miracle.

See what is happening in US

isthatso:
I dont know anybody who has died but I know people who know people who have died. It is precisely because I dont want to know anybody who will die that we need to keep the lockdown for as long as it takes!

I repeat again...they (Ghana's govt) are fools!! They have just had the number of cases DOUBLE from 600 to over 1000 in just 2 days and in their infinite foolishness they decide to call off the lockdown, Even China that thought they had the virus under control have had over 1000 new infections in the last 2 days from having zero for almost a week. I will bookmark this page and remind you when they are forced to lock down their country again!

Let them be. They don't know what is happening. We are still at the bottom of the curve and they are rejoicing and clamouring to go back to their businesses. When we get to the tip of the curve, more than 1000 death will be recorded daily here in Lagos owing to its congestion.

I thank God that I have the means to subject myself to voluntary isolation till July.

I have been following CNN,BBC and Aljazeera for two months now.

One thing with Africans is that we take things for granted until we start regretting.

suxkill:
Hahaha their own na play, last week I sent 5k to bea just for a scanning and drugs cuz she was bleeding after we aborted.

Honestly the next day a dude was drilling the hole in my friends compound but as a codded guy, after the lock down this weekend I invited bea to my shop and asked her to give me the phone I just bought for her. I told bea that I'm expecting a mail from my customer.

From minutes to hours she sat in the shop l had to ask her to go that I'll bring the phone later in the evening cuz my phone was bad.

The rest was history.

its childish to take the phone back. when I give a gift, I don't expect loyalty cuz of that.I broke up with my ex a week after buying redmi 7 for her

space exploration cannot stop what is about to befall earth. Billions of humans are starving and developed nations have surplus to sponsor space exploration and neglect the wretched inhabitants of earth.


Let every human awaits what we befall earth soonest. This pandemic is a joke compare to what is coming

emkz:
The thing pain you sha.

I will think five times before I give you a brief. Lawyer that cannot tell us where he went to school, is that one a lawyer?

When I was 23, I already had two bachelor degrees from two most reputable universities we have in Lagos. I am now in my 30s and have accomplished a lot more academically. I am very certain that you are still under your parent's roof. All thanks to social media..

emkz:
EDDYBABA01 wrote a post and mentioned that he did an illegal business that fetched him 500k. I questioned him on the nature of the illegitimate business. He went on to edit his post and deleted his subsequent reply to me. Goddys then came and responded in first person. If you are not EDDYBABA01, I am sure I wasn't referring to you and the speed with which you jumped into the thread tells me a lot about your inability to comprehend things before jumping in to advertise your ignorance.

You mention that you are a reputable lawyer, but you don't punctuate well or initialize the beginning of a sentence properly as I'd expect from a lawyer with the sort of reputation you proclaim. Your arguments are a bit watery making it easy for me (a non-lawyer) to puncture them. No disrespect sir, which university did you attend?

Why would I dignify your myopic post by wasting my resourcefulness. Why would I review my write up to ensure it complies with grammatical syntax cuz of you? If you can afford my service, then come to my office.

It's only kids like you that take nairaland posts as a monumental accomplishment. Grow up

emkz:
So you have two monikers. I asked you to tell us the nature of the illegitimate job you did that fetched you 500k, and you couldn't. I suppose you have never heard of SFIU in Ikoyi. If he sure for you, tell us what you did that was illegitimate and see if someone would not take an interest in your case.

I only gave you snippets on one way they can catch you.

shut up..who has two monikers. I am a reputable lawyer that has engagement with law enforcement agency regularly. what do you know?

emkz:
I wasn't expecting you to. Just be careful what you say in a public forum about your dealings. If I was a licensed private security agent, I'd get a court order and ask Nairaland management to supply your email and IP through which your online activity can be subsequently monitored. Therefrom, you can be lured into an illegal business from which you can be arrested. Nairaland is the probably one of the largest indigenous online fora in Africa and unarguably the largest indigenous online forum in Nigeria: there are DSS, EFCC, ICPC, NIA, NPF and DMI operatives monitoring activities here.

You are absolutely wrong. Let them finish active cases with them without seeking bribe from complainant. It glaring you are not conversant with Nigeria criminal system.

They are all criminal with no iota of patriotism. I challenge any of them through this post to get a court order and arrest me

contemplating on when to break up my present relationship before I catch feelings. baby daddy all the way. Marriage is an entrapment on men

I know people with sickle cell anaemia that have lived till old age. The above assertion that sickle cell anaemia patient has low chance of attaining old age is false once they cross over to mid thirty

go and buy Endix G cream. Magic healer of jock itch

Olutola88:
For me, 1. It is a beautiful thing when done with the right person

2. I think it is not meant for everyone.
Some people can never stay married because they do not have what it takes.

What do you think about marriage?

It is a social contraption to cage men. It traps men to one woman, creates enormous responsibility of providing for the woman and causes men to die untimely due to stress.

If you want love, get a dog as a pet.
If you want sex, get a woman as a sexmate.
If you want a child, get a woman as a babymama.
If you want to be caged and lose your peace, get a wife

mchc1001:
So how many people died in a hospital as a result of suspected coronavirus case?, please stop this your nonsense, Nigeria as a nation was able to fight this disease effectively and this is due to experience they have during the fight against ebola

stop talking like a kid who has no insight. 5000 tests were conducted so far in Nigerian and your common sense cannot inform you there are thousands of unconfirmed cases awaiting in a country of 200m population.

This is same stupidity and foolish optimism that put Italy and US in the situation they are today where hundreds drop dead daily.

A simple research on how Ebola was fought would have informed your gullible mind that coronavirus is totally different from coronavirus and the experience garnered from the former adds little or no use to battling this pandemic.

Next time,before you mention me, do your research because I don't like when people with absolute little knowledge claim expertise on what they know nothing about

Ruggedniggaone:
hope your family members dey among them?

yes your father and mother are already positive of it...I pray that your family survive what is coming upon them.

slimthugchimee2:
Finally for the first time since this pandemic started in Nigeria, we have discharged more cases than the number of cases confirmed

Also for the second day in a row no new cases in abuja

don't be deceived. hundreds of unconfirmed cases abound in Lagos. How many tests do ncdc carry out daily?

I have been contemplating for a while how to stay safe as a result of this outbreak especially when I have a girlfriend who would always want to meet and be physically intimate with me.

Lagos is the epicenter of the virus in Nigeria and we all know how socially congested Lagos is.

What do you guys think is the best way to handle this?

That I have a child with a babymama before we began the relationship

@op, if you need a surrogate mother and ready to pay for my service, I will link you up with one. Everything will be under contract of surrogacy.