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Crime › Re: 600 Bandits In Kaduna Agree To Surrender Arms After Meeting With Gumi by Godmademan(m): 6:46am On Jan 23, 2021
Shegesweet:
I hope this is not another cash flow business for the north
Everybody now committing crime and seeking amnesty.
Music/Radio › Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Godmademan(m): 10:04pm On Jan 22, 2021
Chukwuemeka007:
oh...really? so John the Baptist in this case is the front tyre?
if you see it that way
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Godmademan(m): 11:36am On Jan 21, 2021
Puskin and Dominique should just move this thread to jokes section...long overdue
Politics › Re: Atiku Writes Biden, Lists Nigeria’s Challenges, Seeks U.S Intervention by Godmademan(m): 11:34am On Jan 21, 2021
Person just enter house, e never off clothes yiu don dy knock door cos of maggi
Celebrities › Re: Teebillz: Real Men Don’t Shave Their Armpit – Tiwa Savage's Ex-Husband (Pix) by Godmademan(m): 9:00am On Jan 21, 2021
Masonkaycares:
If this makes FP am deleting my NL profile.
please do the needful
Crime › Re: Police Arrest ABU Security Staff ‘working’ With Gunmen To Kidnap Lecturers by Godmademan(m): 11:34pm On Jan 20, 2021
BigBashiru:
Negros always excusing, justifying or otherwise celebrating evil. Sickening.
you didn't see where I said kudos to the agencies for due investigation? The reality on ground that hardship is turning a lot of people into monsters.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest ABU Security Staff ‘working’ With Gunmen To Kidnap Lecturers by Godmademan(m): 9:09pm On Jan 20, 2021
Kudos to the investigators. But on another note, employers should begin to appreciate the efforts of their staff more. That man might be a famiky man earning less than #40000 in this harsh economy. Ge has to transport to and fro workplace, pay schoolfees, feed himself and family, etc

Suddenly, someone comes with a mouth watering proposal to change the fortune of his family. If you are not strong enough under the circumstances you will give in
Crime › Re: Photos Of The 17-Year-Old Bride Killed By Jealous Wife In Kano (Graphic Pix) by Godmademan(m): 9:54pm On Jan 19, 2021
I don't understand these figures.
First wife (20)
Killed incoming 2nd wife(17)
who dated husband for (6)years
Meaning courtship began when she was aged 11
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Displays Armed Personnel Carrier Captured From Nigerian Soldiers by Godmademan(m): 7:10pm On Jan 18, 2021
This looks like those German-built tanks used in WW1
Music/Radio › Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Godmademan(m): 6:50pm On Jan 18, 2021
If we are to draw a chart here Davido will be leading massively
Music/Radio › Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Godmademan(m): 6:49pm On Jan 18, 2021
percyshelu:
When I say na Banger, no be Banger Soup or Banger Rice,
Na Banger when area cook,
Óblóbló, come see yansh dey sikókó,
Hey God! Tweaking dey draw like Ógbóló(bang bang) - Erigga
If you nor be area, you nor fit code the lyrics
Music/Radio › Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Godmademan(m): 6:40pm On Jan 18, 2021
Chukwuemeka007:
Nigga Raw (on Phyno's Multiply) - back tyre no suppose pass front tyre, if you doubt me go read the book of Isaiah.

Baba wan just rhyme...
I think he was relating it to Isaiah's prophecy about the coming of Christ but first with John the Baptist as his fore-runner
Music/Radio › Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Godmademan(m): 6:32pm On Jan 18, 2021
Omoh Jesu back around 2005-2007

Shoko shoko whine me small, abeg o nor kill me x 2

Me I don tire tire tire tire tire, I don tire to flex your core

Me I don tire o, I don tire to flex your core....
Politics › Re: ’15m Youths Endorse Yahaya Bello For President’ by Godmademan(m): 6:57pm On Jan 15, 2021
Not even 1500 youths..
Education › Re: FG Bans Assemblies, Overcrowding, Visiting Days As Schools Resume On Monday 18 by Godmademan(m): 3:17pm On Jan 15, 2021
Good luck enforcing that in halls 3 & 4
Education › Re: UNIBEN Students Threaten To Beat Lecturers Over University Closure - VC by Godmademan(m): 11:40am On Jan 13, 2021
She was obviously joking...
As she stated, on a lighter note.
Crime › Re: Elliot Ofa: Gunmen Kill PDP Councillorship Candidate In Delta (Photos) by Godmademan(m): 7:46am On Jan 13, 2021
... It happened within Edo State not Delta. SMH
Travel › Re: American Wife Shows The Living Condition With Her Nigerian Husband To Her Family by Godmademan(m): 7:34am On Jan 13, 2021
Sammy's uncle died, then Sammy's father brought the couch from his dead brother's house if not sammy would not even own a couch.

I think Sammy was living in at best, a two room apartment but decided to upgrade because of oyibo.
Politics › Re: Itsekiri Protests Against Ijaw Candidacy In LG Elections In Asaba, Delta by Godmademan(m): 8:02pm On Jan 12, 2021
Instead of seeking good governance they are fighting for their brothers
Sports › Re: Rashford Is Now The World's Most Valuable Footballer At £149 Million by Godmademan(m): 10:33pm On Jan 06, 2021
This rashford will not break into warri wolves feeders team
Romance › Re: Guys, Stop Searching For The Perfect woman... See This (picture) by Godmademan(m): 8:29pm On Jan 05, 2021
Reason polygamy makes sense to me un a non-African setting. You can't get all from one woman . Get other wives if you need additional specs and you can't endure
Celebrities › Re: Jide Kosoko Shares Fashola's Throwback Photo 55 Years Ago (Pix) by Godmademan(m):
Pix was taken in 1966. Same year JTU AGUYI IRONSI was named Head of State and later assassinated. When the history of this nation was taking shape, he and his likes were toddlers. Today they are busy inventing new ploys to get the nation on its knees. The labour of our heroes past have gone to waste.
Crime › Re: My Near-Death Experience On 31st December 2020 by Godmademan(m): 10:28am On Jan 03, 2021
You were stabbed on the thigh and you still went to cross over. Are yoy sure it was a stab?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Larry King, 87, 'in Hospital With COVID-19' by Godmademan(m): 6:28am On Jan 03, 2021
Handywork:
his wife is 23.. Nawa oo
the way convid is spreading again I just don't understand o
.
check my signature
na so you take fail comprehension exam o. Then you go say 'dem fail me'.

His wife is 61. They have been married for 23years.
Health › Re: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by Godmademan(m): 7:43pm On Jan 01, 2021
Just smear a small amount of oil beans on slice bread. Then try to wipe it off by scrubbing with a second piece of dry bread or other dry material. Your result will be similar to what tissue does.
TV/Movies › Re: What Are Your Top 5 Movies And Series Of All Time? by Godmademan(m): 8:44pm On Dec 30, 2020
MOVIES
1. Polar
2. War Dogs
3. Extraction
4. KItes (Indian)
5. 3 Idiots (Indian)

SERIES
1. Game of Thrones
2. Chicago Meds
3. Dr. House
4. Merlin
Romance › Re: The Most Memorable Gift Your Partner/Lover Got You This Year? by Godmademan(m): 7:47pm On Dec 30, 2020
Still searching....
TV/Movies › Re: What Are Your Top 5 Movies And Series Of All Time? by Godmademan(m): 7:43pm On Dec 30, 2020
internationalman:
Does it mean everybody just really likes Game of Thrones or they are just following crowd preference?.

Prison break
The blacklist
Traveler
The original
One tree hill


Terminator
Hard Target
Cyborg
Odyssey
3 days to kill.
It's the. G.O.A.T
Politics › Re: Crossover Service: Defaulters In Lagos To Pay ₦20,000 - ₦500,000 Fine by Godmademan(m): 7:21pm On Dec 30, 2020
Revenue Generating strategy for the state. Meanwhile, COVID-19 Nigeria version has a new transmission schedule. Highly active from 12-4am.
Celebrities › Re: Lady On "30-Day Fasting And Prayers" For Hushpuppi (Photos) by Godmademan(m): 6:56am On Dec 30, 2020
virginprincess:
Is this lady okundecided? because to me this madness and stupidity at the same time.
You are still a virgin. You won't understand her state. grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Women And Men Belong In The Kitchen - Naira Marley by Godmademan(m): 6:06pm On Dec 28, 2020
Kriss216:
Same Okra soup pocohantas will cook and we will not hear word is what Naira Marley cooked and the world is at peace.


Research shows men cook better than women, just that women hype their cooking skills alot and it's bad.
I'd like to see the research paper. I wan check something

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