₦airaland Forum

Coldie:
Oga where u watch vikings for Netflix?
Which Netflix u dae watch

Vikings Valhalla season 1

"Even your boo get e boo"

Everyone has a challenge to conquer. Your celebrity role models and seemingly happy couples and religious leaders are not left out.

Just last week a US court ruled against the use of face mask in public as the data presented to it did not provide sufficient evidence that Colin is still a major health concern in their communities. Less than a week later, the US government have come up with this.... Let's see how this unfolds

This one must be Mary

I agree to Igbo candidacy too. But so far those who have declared their intentions have been people of questionable intentions. Nice, Nnamánì, ụmụahi are not the best the east have to offer

Start to prepare your money for a new battery. The signs are glaring. Your phone would soon be going off at 50% battery level.

Pray4meJC:
No sir actually l'm not into covenant with any person. Why it baffles me much is that I do not lust after the opposite sex. That was in the past.

I was told masturbation can help eliminate the chances of wet dreams hour before going to bed but I find out in my case it was all lies from the bottomless pit. After masturbating (ejaculating all semens) then later in my sleep same day, wet dreams still erupt with sizeable fluids expelled. Many times this could not help and I knew this is strong spiritual bondage on me.

Another strange one is that I find myself having strong erections (not ejaculation) towards some females when they come close to me without any contact or sexual desire, thoughts whatsoever with them. Just ordinary discussion about trades because I was selling in a shop. It thus seems there's a strong sexual force in those females that activates the sexual demons tormenting me. I have never had sex physically with any body since I came out from my mother's womb.

Issues here are varied. I'm no expert in these matters but I'd dare state my one cent.

- You've not had sex with someone before. It seems to be causing a whole lot for you. Please get laid and get used to it.

- Try to sleep well at night, even if it means taking sleeping pills. You need 6 hours of sleep. It's good for your brain and skin. The complain of something moving under your skin might be sleep related. It's called formication.

- You feel like you're drowning when sleeping. That's sleep apnea. It's not uncommon in large people. It may point to obstruction in your airway. See a specialist in head and throat issues to correct the problem.

- Your equipment might be stimulated by your clothing while you are asleep. Don't sleep with tight fitting clothes on. Desist from wearing those nylon boxers. They are also bad for sperm quality cos they exert heat on the testis. Wear a loose boxers or sleep on your birthday suit.

You can thread the spiritual route too. But deal with the physical too otherwise you pray in vain

lecowas:
Yes u're right, that's why Elon musk is so poor and can't even hold on to a woman because he flirts around. Indeed, that's why Bill gate is so wretched and his wife had to divorce him because he cheating with most of his staffers, Jeff Bezos, Football players, Musicians, Actors, producers and all other poor people that were known to flirt a lot.

Issokay, continue!

Although I don't agree with his assertion 100%, it is pertinent to note that we live in different worlds. Those whites may not be as diabolical as our girls can be. The black politicians and celebrities do fortify themselves spiritually to keep their fame, money and power. A young man who is working hard and honestly to build his empire would not be doing himself any favour by exposing himself to spiritually compromised ladies when himself is not adequately fortified

APC is now in shambles. This clown that failed to resolve ASUU and NLC issues over the last 7 years want to contest for presidency. I laugh in ibibio

Didn't know him till last year when I stumbled on his song remix with Seyi shay. Rest on Sir.

kelspinall:
this is not my business, my business is bodo/glimt to win roma today by God grace.my 9k important to me

How's the family.

He should be investigated properly. There is a great chance that he uses heroine. That substance is a magnet for cockroaches.

Senomii:
I'm still trying to calculate all the complications involved with pregnancy at 40

Astronomical Scientifically. But God has done stranger things before

How much do I old you... Lmao

How much younger are you than I am?

English is not my mate abeg

Jennyclay:
Shut up!! Hypocrites like you. Can you allow your kids get married at the age of 14, 15,16 or 17.

If No, then Zukwanuike!! Shut up!!!

Your comment reeks of childishness. You know next to nothing. Be careful who you insult online next time.

Jennyclay:
What is here to congratulate?? Or is it because you're from Edo state (Benin city)??

This is wrong. I don't think both of them are even up to 18.

I see no wrong if they can fend for themselves. It's better than sneaking around to commit atrocities

DontBullshitMe:
Seyi Tinubu is 36 for God's sake!

Wetin this man dey talk?

By the way ;

This 2023 Presidential race go sweet Shaa.

Tinubu 1.23 odds

Osinbanjo 2.45 odds

Atiku 1.95 odds

Saraki 8.25 odds

Amaechi 2.75 odds

Wike 4.76 odds

Peter Obi 3.85 odds

Moghalu 47.5 odds

Sowore 34565684545875326788544864323.2 odds

Bet wisely.

If Osinbanjo, Amaechi or Tinubu wins the election then Nigeria can Never recover from the current insanity. Those three are contesting to continue the maladministration of the current government. I'd rather have Wike or Saraki as President. As for Moghalu and Sowore, they need to do more to convince Nigerians about theirplans for Nigeria. Atiku should just forget presidency. No Fulani man should be in power for the next 200 years with the catastrophic leadership Buhari has offered in the last 7 years

Don't know what this trash is looking for on the front page. This belongs to the joke section

SaintEVU:
Please sir can you break down what is culture and sensitivity test, Nigeria hospital.dey respect you if you talk with professional terms

- Stop Douching if you are a female
- Repeat the Urine Culture and do a sensitivity test as already suggested.
- You'd need to do an investigation of urine tract to see if there are obstructions that give these organisms ample avenue to grow . Perhaps strictures or bladder diverticulitis.
- It's best you see a urologist in my opinion

Workch:
E. Coli is not Entameoba.
E. Coli infection doesn't cause diarrhea.
The microorganism reponsible for the symptoms you stated is Entameoba histolytica, it's not a bacteria

The E in E. Coli stands for Escherichia.
Amoebas are not bacteria, they are protoza.

How did you pass to become a medical lab scientist?

I'm in stitches my brother. Things we see in Nigeria

Truly, it's good to mind one's business. But someday you will need the name of a neighbor in a 'life saving' situation and you will curse yourself for being a douche bag all along.

LordviccoDaGuru:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1550039305379167&id=100011193364134&sfnsn=scwspwa

Chai... See Buhari in the 4th pics standing like a school kid waiting to get his assignment book from his class teacher. His visitors are always Arab. Ghana, South Africa, Guinea, etc don't have presidents?

CharleyBright:
Nigerians should boycott DSTV and GOTV subscription for 2months.
I don't blame Multichoice for always exploiting Nigerians.
- I blame Nigerians for not standing in one voice to fight back in protest.
- I blame the FG for not providing a viable alternative to DStv. The useless FreeTV they promoted and spent billions to hype lacks content and it is total local rubbish.
- I blame the National Assembly for lacking the will power to enact laws that will compel multichoice to abide by fairplay.
- I blame the regulatory bodies for not trying to protect Nigerians. Force DStv to do pay as u go or they move out. Am sure they won't want to lose a Nigerian market that provides more than 40% of their revenue.

Multichoice knows that even if they hike tarrif to 30k monthly and they go settle Legislators behind,nothing will happen and Nigerians will grudgingly pay and show goes on.
Nigeria is the only country where bullshit happens in broad daylight.

Nairalanders should help TSTV get the needed adverts and publicity. When everyone turn to TSTV and they get the needed patronage, they will give DStv the run for their money.

Save the analysis. We've been on this issue since 2003. It's of no use. Corruption have always won.

After that invasion of the stadium I would find it hard to play for Nigeria again If I was a footballer. The threats to the players after AFCoN was silly too. Can't die cos I'm playing for Nigeria

Sad one for his family. Poor behavior from the fans.

But all these could have been averted. This episode began with the consideration of that failed Portuguese for the coaching job and sacking Rhor at a critical footballing time. They ended up backtracking on the Portuguese coach, perhaps realizing his inadequacy and settled for Eguavoen who was never a successful coach.

A decent result from this playoff against a poor Ghana team would have given us something to cheer about. Hope the NFF learned some lessons.

LordIsaac:
Very apt indeed! Unfortunately, the same generation in contention would come in here and insult you for not understanding the entire piece. We need help as a nation. The facade and the hypocrisy that have hitherto guided our so-called values are fast coming apart.

The point of the piece exactly. They lack logic and critical reason. How then can they figure out the essence of the text?

We underestimate the value of the English composition and comprehension lessons given at primary and secondary levels. The Education Ministries do little to monitor content nowadays. I have picked some short literature and English language texts recently to assess the content and 'I saw terrible things'. Books are written for profit, not impact these days

We will continue to struggle with security if we don't have a coordinated defense mechanism with all security forces working together from a central communications coordination base.

The North must be flooded with surveillance drones. The sparse vegetation there should even make it more effective. We also need appropriate citizen identification systems cos the NiN is rubbish to me.

Every security effort will be wasted if we fail to set up potent border surveillance mechanisms and stop influx of miscreants into our territory.

I don't think this thing is rocket science

Absolute Gibberish!!!!

Children barely in puberty engaging in nonsensical acts cos of Zee World. #5000 is now rubbish for kids cos of exposure to illicit funds.

Bilabong:
Bia, mothers day no dey finish?

Was thinking same. It's looking like a monthly thing nowadays