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Shellsploit:
Action film don finish for Netflix wey person go dey watch this kain nonsense!


Na wetin most feminist / House wives go dey like...

Too much action is not good for thine health. You want be terrorist?

This ini-Dima looks so much like Rita Dominic, only a darker version. Won't be surprised if they are related.

Wiki15 made it seem like Indian film production is all trash. There is a long list of good Indian movies. Perhaps you only lay your hands on romance indian. I will just run through a shortlist of some good ones I can remember.

Hicki
Kites
Pinjar
Pk
Hey baby
Refugee
3 Idiots
Kuch hota hai
Mard
Airlift
Dosti

Abeg is the award for 2019 songs? Cos I don't see quality songs on the list.

Nancy Isime and Erica blazing

Chiminemine:
Hello guys. I just received one of the biggest insults of my life today in church.

So I went to church today and along the line, I decided to scroll through NAIRALAND a little bit because the sermon was a little boring. So as I was pressing my phone in peace ohhh, one usher just came to where I sat and taped me. as I looked at her, she stretched her hand out signaling she wanted to sieze my phone. At first I was confused because where I was a lot of people where operating their phones but she didn't approach them. I didn't want to insult her or create a scene so I just lied that I was sending someone an important text. Then she said I should be quick and put out the phone, That if I were in a lecture hall would I use my phone in the presence of the lecturer? So I obliged. I experience similar scenarios a lot in my life and it makes me sad sometimes. Sometimes, teenage boys would be interacting with me as if I am in their age grade. My peers wouldn't want to be around me because they would feel I am just a kid. I can't get a girlfriend because girls look at me like their younger brothers. this has turned me into a full time introvert . I am really hurt. Even my own father uses my statur to insult me at times . It's only by my thick voice that people can tell that I am grown up and thats not enough.

Guys please help me, I need advice. I am 20 years old and 5 foot 8 inches tall.

I was serious until I got to the last line. What's the difference between 19TEEN and twenty?
You are lucky to be looking younger than your age.

This team has been underperforming since the loss against Madrid in the UCL finals years ago. Freakily they won EPL, UCL and club world championship despite not really playing well, mainly due to solid defence set up by van dijk and fabinho at dmf. Now breeze don blow fowl yanch open. Klopp had the chance to get haland to an field but surprisingly went for minamino instead. So far, the decision has proved stupid.

Since buhari resumed work, Niger republic became our only neighbour. Cameron, Chad, equatorial Guinea, Liberia, Sierra Leone, etc have become ghosts

They sent pictures through unencrypted sources and our defence ministry still fail to track them down. Failures!!!

Reason I rarely let my property out of my sight. OP instead of letting the owner about the reality on ground is trying to cover his tracks. If the man is truly your friend why not tell him regardless of if you repair the car or not. You will rush to address the aesthetic of the car but with the trauma you have put the car through, one or two parts may not be functioning optimally again. The poor owner will come back to his 'darling' car and start facing facing challenges or even life threatening mishaps. Let me guess, you didn't get his consent to use the vehicle. I'd advice you tell him the truth and run a thorough check on the car to ensure things are in place.

I will say God saved me. Back then I could go mad for a week straight. But at some point I realised its just a waste of energy. I just simply walk away and engage in another acyivity. If a higher authority is involved, I keep mum till it's over. I have not been involved in a violent confrontation since 2007 and I last directed verbal rage at someone in 2015.

Dalil8:
Mumu boy

No be this same naija wey ppl dey turn multi millionaires/billionaires overnight?

Naija no favor u no mean say e no favor others. After like 10 years u go know say no country sweet pass naija.

This idea was valid years ago. But with the rising security challenges and likelihood of a civil war in no distant time, safety first is premium.

FundRaiser Fc

Babara1994:
Beautiful, balanced and energetic woman. Not like our Yoruba women here - very lazy, loud and stingy liars with bleached RED faces and coarse voices.

It is hard to find a Yoruba woman that speaks the truth these days. They can lie away their destinies just to collect urgent 2k
NB: I am Yoruba but I love Igbo and Delta ladies.

You don't know what's going on

Remove.BG is easier from what I see here

This is the real Adamu Garba. I had to check Gor him online cos I didn't believe a man as young as what you put up there could be talking the trash about crypto. It can inly come from the old folks.

Xixtie:
Simply put, ordinary freezers wey dey capable of preserving the vaccines Nigeria no get.

It's not the freezers but constant power supply.

Tell me this is photoshoped

Someone wanted settlement or wanted to take glory for such massive project

Mkelv0106:
Lol... No bro, 1985 is the title of the ttackt

Makes more sense now. He's one of a few America rappers I like.

Mkelv0106:
According to one of my favourite MC'S Jermaine Cole in 1985 , I hope this Niggas don't regret buying the Benz , when they should have bought the crib.
I hope Lol Uzi don't regret this like Mike Tyson tho

Jermaine Cole was born in 1985 bro. Did he make the statement in his pop's testis?

It's only logical that if the male folks find them sexually unattractive, they look for alternatives

If say wooing na JAMB I for don fail so they na Chief Odogwu shop I for dey serve now

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...
This niggarrrr though......

This guy and jim iyke were the only real niggarrrrs then in nollywood
They were hard, gangsta, tough and real

The rest were pussy asss niggarrrs always crying for love especially nonso diobi, ramsey noah, Desmond Elliot, emeka Ike and Mike ezuruonye.
Bunch of pussy asss niggarrrs....

Pete Edochie, Chiwetalu Agu, Mike Ezuruonye, Ken Erics, Osita Iheme, John Okafor, Late Sam Loco Efe, Nkem Owoh, Charles Inojie, Kanayo O. Kanayo, Saint Obi, and a few others. These are/were male Nigerian actors that have distinguished themselves over the last thirty plus years.
The two you mentioned were no were near good actors.

Gamer999:
Killings ear and dear

God bless Sony interactive entertainment ;God bless the United States ;God bless Nigeria ;God bless Kogi state; God bless the good people of Okene

Stop embarrassing Kogi state.

'Obey God' will always be on campus

Oyibo vex use hand roll fufu but you bloody African will start using cutlery for swallow

ANUS PHONE?

Nothing more to say

The5DME:
Nigerian businessman, Prince Obieze Nestor, who was arrested by the police in Dubai after he flaunted wads of money online, has allegedly died in police custody.

It was gathered that Obieze, who was said to be into oil and gas, was arrested on Tuesday, January 12, 2021, few days after he posted the video on his Instagram page.

According to a source, “After he posted the video, the police stormed his house and arrested him. They didn’t allow anyone to visit him, not even his lawyer or his girlfriend had access to him.

He was arrested by C.I.D. of Dubai and I believe he was tortured during interrogation. He died in police custody and he has been deposited in the mortuary”.

https://thedailypage.ng/2021/01/28/nigerian-businessman-allegedly-dies-in-dubai-police-custody-after-being-arrested-for-flaunting-cash-on-ig/

Nigerian Authorities should take up the case

Adonis86:
What about the hand that signed the death warrant too? It's an injustice to the pen. The hand that held the pen is supposed to be broken too

The head should be cut off instead. It was the brain that processed and made the decision. Werey

Philipponzaghi:
This should be left for the Man'o Wars and those secondary school cadets to deal with.

Amotekun should be in the bushes securing the SW and stop all this waste of productive time they are expending on irrelevances.

Imagine those fools were in the bush and the amoten got caught up in cross fire with the herdsmen, is that not tragedy for the parents. Control your wards please

Sensational Reporting. JSS and S'S are now primary school kids? Instead of being in class, they were in the bush. You think they were hunting rabbits? Cultism we are struggling with today in the higher institutions and larger society gained firmed ground because those were supposed to enforce corrections at this critical stage of the children's life failed to perform their duty, parents and teachers alike. From these secondary school groups they graduate to full frats.

Naira Marley is a bad exampLE to our kids. People who sample hooliganism, drug abuse and alcoholism should not be role models.

Amotekun is the southwest's version of the long clamoured community/regional policing. There are bound to be impostors in the system due to our gross erosion of values but generally it's a good idea. The herdsmen issue is just one of the jobs. If these community urchins are not nipped in the bud, they will someday become worse than the herdsmen.
Remember the ONE MILLION BOYS?