₦airaland Forum

tpia5:
that's if your breasts are sore. Not true

i dont think babies can bite before they teeth.

tpia5:
dont you need teeth to bite?

at least post a photo of a baby with teeth? Or use another thread title? Unless this is in the realm of fiction?

Fantasywrita:
if u r a lady u mean u don't want to be treated that way?

Microflux:
tankx 4 d question. I want to have an e-girl friend, becos am new here, and i hav an ambition of bcuming the mr nairaland nxt year, i dim it fit that i nid a female beside me to help me in the run. And when i check ur profile i can see what i nid in there. Beauty, intelligence, among odas. Tanx.

Phema:
Don't mention sis, don't mention. I just like helping people, especially
the ones that want to borrow to fund their dream weddings. I get so
moved to help them, you know.

How are you these days?

Phema:
Just drop your account number.
You should get the alert within seconds.

Oh no, don't mention. It's just my little way of saying HML. What are friends Nairalanders for?

beeevan:
Except you are dry like okporoko, i can't understand why one will rather be fat.

Onegai:
Me.... why....

I would weep only into my pillow at night, drying my tears and showing my husband a calm, happy, loving demeanor. I will remember that his cheating is MY FAULT and start dressing better and losing weight. I will understand that I am DRY, STALE GOODS and he can kick me out anytime for his younger, pregnant mistress. So I will behave myself in a fearful and wonderful way. I will cook for that new woman when she comes to my house and dutifully stay in the guestroom whilst my husband continues to enjoy himself with her. I I will be silent in the face of his disrespecting his vows. My silence will stand for Honour and Nobility from my other suffering peers (God forbid we change the status-quo!). All that High BP and stroke I think I am having, I will quell it. This is all for the sake of my children and the Institution of Marriage, which I and ONLY I, as the woman, has to uphold. Whilst letting him be in charge....

MizMyColi:



I vote Emperorking20
cc Teeo Mizmycoli


I vote Kwonder
cc Kachisbarbie Mizmycoli


I vote Rilwayne001
cc Ezepromoe Mizmycoli


I vote Chibwike
cc Abumikey Mizmycoli


I vote Naijaboiy
cc Teeo Mizmycoli


I vote Kulboy
cc Kachisbarbie Mizmycoli


I vote Tosyne2much
cc Ezepromoe Mizmycoli


I vote Cwaya
cc Abumikey Mizmycoli


I vote Amefrica
cc Dygeasy Mizmycoli


I vote Chrisviral
cc Kachisbarbie Mizmycoli

Phema:
I will welccome the lady and her child into our home. . .and we will live happily ever after.

saucechilli:
So the OP is even a cheat. Atalakah!

Let me join in saying Amen to your wife's prayers.

After 5 yrs of no issue with you, you are going with your black carrot to impregnate another babe.
You go hear whine.

Make i add my own prayers join.

Father, may the carrot relinquish as it wants to enter another zone thats not his wife. Let it be like a dead leaf. Iseeeee
Amin oh

donstevico:
I have seen guys using guys as their best men but what if a lady is your best friend.what would you do.? I know the best man is not necessarily meant to be your best friend but still,would you use a lady as your best man?

aisha2:
Chai so when he fu-ck.another woman reach house I go help am massage the waist and say well done darling, am sure you hit it very well. Hehehehehe
Nothing as depressing as listening to some Nigerian marriages

MizMyColi:



CC: Abumikey

My group 5 vote(s)
2. Cwaya
3. Chiefololade

MizMyColi:



CC: Kachisbarbie

My group 4 vote(s)

2. Kilokeys

MizMyColi:



CC: Dygeasy

My group 3 vote(s)
3. Naijaboiy
4. Chrislu
5. Chrisviral

MizMyColi:



CC: Ezepromoe

My group 2 vote(s)

2. Kwonder

MizMyColi:



CC: Teeo

My group 1 vote(s)
2. Kulboy
3. Chibwike
5. DanishDavy

MizMyColi:


CC: Dygeasy

Group 5


8. NOBLEDANDY

MizMyColi:


CC: Abumikey

Group 2

1. CHRISVIRAL

2. KILOKEYS

MizMyColi:



CC: Ezepromoe

Group 1

2. NAIJABOIY


10. CHIBWIKE

MizMyColi:


CC: Teeo

Group 3

10. DANISHDAVY

MizMyColi:


CC: Kachisbarbie

Group 4


4. KWONDER



8. KULBOY