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Romance › Re: I Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Appreciate Y'all by Gofwane(m): 8:24am On Dec 15, 2017
DeadRat:
hahahahaha... As In, i Wonder Why He Wanted To Be Tough With Robbers. Those Guys Got No Chill. Thank God They Didnt Go For Your Head, Thank God You Are Alive.... Welcome Back To Earth! ThePussyHunter... Your Time Never Reach.
yeah!!
Romance › Re: I Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Appreciate Y'all by Gofwane(m): 11:15pm On Dec 14, 2017
Next time don't play with armed robbers. Anything they ask you to give them just do it even if it is your kidney unless you want to die.
Romance › Re: This Girl's Testimony Is Funny But Real (check It Out) by Gofwane(m): 11:11pm On Dec 14, 2017
Tell her it's 10,000 you saw. Or ask her how possible is it to send you 100,000 when all she has is 12,000?
Romance › Re: My Chest Is Too Big. Help. PICS by Gofwane(m): 10:21pm On Dec 14, 2017
Yemike:
Gerrarrahere mehn!
the guy in that picture suppose to be a fighter not a footballer. Damn!! See the way he attack the referee to the extent that the lady beside the referee picked race grin d
Romance › Re: My Chest Is Too Big. Help. PICS by Gofwane(m): 10:17pm On Dec 14, 2017
Pidginwhisper:
You no different from the ballistic plate we take dey do target practice for jaaji grin grin
grin hahaha... the first thing that came to my mind when i first saw the op's picture was a BULLETPROOF VEST
Career › Re: This Exotic Animal Specialist Is The Real-life Tarzan(photos) by Gofwane(m): 9:57pm On Dec 14, 2017
Why he no snap any pictures with lion?
Romance › Re: How Do You Keep A Girlfriend When You Don't Have Money by Gofwane(m): 9:44pm On Dec 14, 2017
amani63:
Guys please I need your advice I have this girl that I love so much that even my ancestors is telling me that I will get married to her.but the real problem now is that I don't have enough money to keep her,I know she loves me but the funny thing is that this girl don't work she only depend on her family.but know that she's a Togolese while am Nigerian base in Togo.so guys how do I keep this girl going with this situation am afraid not to lose her to other strikers
just try and get a big cassava and use it well to fvck her brains out. She will never leave you even if she's married to bill Gates
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Set To Wed Her Polish Boyfriend: "God Sent This Man To My Life" by Gofwane(m): 9:36pm On Dec 14, 2017
silver94:
If its Nigerian men, they will be marrying their grand mother mate and claiming love. Love is indeed blind for those niggas
grin grin grin this picture is very funny
Romance › Re: Best Thread Derailer For 2017 Goes To Who? by Gofwane(m): 9:00pm On Dec 14, 2017
Dutchey:
i actually didn't read d post but i think the girl has no right to beat her boyfriend in public, maybe they should consult d village elders but if d neighbour refuses 2 pay his rent then they should just kill d landlord and forget about d missing car
exactly!! That is why the price of fuel increased just because nairaland is fun sometimes. You can take the left turn to get to the hospital
Romance › Re: I Bought The World's Most Expensive Chicken Today. Pics by Gofwane(m): 8:47pm On Dec 14, 2017
This chicken is from Kenya. I heard that their own blackness is so much that it will stain your palm when you shake hands with them angry
Romance › Re: Advice by Gofwane(m): 8:42pm On Dec 14, 2017
AnodaIT:
Seems your village people have arrived once again with reinforcement
grin grin as per since the first attempt didn't work. Abi?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Boasts Of Raping Four Of His Female Friends On First Date by Gofwane(m): 5:00am On Dec 14, 2017
RomeoMarvis:
you guys are just looking for Airforce1 trouble since yesterday. haba! wetin e do una?
But i am not looking for his trouble nah. They actually look alike!
Romance › Re: Marriage Is Not For Small Boys! !!!!!! by Gofwane(m): 11:21pm On Dec 13, 2017
Emeraldgist1:
i dey wait since,...
where d kilishi na
grin it will be ready very soon. Just come let's cuddle and watch TV as we wait for the kilishi to be ready
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Boasts Of Raping Four Of His Female Friends On First Date by Gofwane(m): 11:13pm On Dec 13, 2017
ClitoPen:
Are u scared? grin Write the name well so that the owner will get a mention
no, I'm not scared. It is just that the letter "O" on my phone's keypads is not working grin
Romance › Re: Lady Contemplates Suicide After Boyfriend Cheated On Her With Best Friend by Gofwane(m): 11:09pm On Dec 13, 2017
Casmir14:
Cant stop laughing
grin don't laugh out all your laughs, reserve some for tomorrow cheesy
Romance › Re: I Envy Wayward Children by Gofwane(m): 11:05pm On Dec 13, 2017
Tuham:
As cruel as your words are, i can see the truth in 3D grin

Maybe those people have repent from their deeds and worked really hard, make efforts before succeeding. Who knows?

But we humans are quick to judge from afar
dats me. I prefer to make people sad with the truth than make them smile with lies.
Romance › Re: Lady Contemplates Suicide After Boyfriend Cheated On Her With Best Friend by Gofwane(m): 10:27pm On Dec 12, 2017
buffalowings:
This matter weak me cry
honestly!!
Romance › Re: Islamic Scholar Kisses His Bride Publicly During Wedding Ceremony As Nigerians R by Gofwane(m): 9:46pm On Dec 12, 2017
All this mallams with their hypocrisy, they will come and bash the guy. Later when they enter the other room, with that their long, long beards na so, so doggie style, reverse cow girl style or even anal they go use to nack toto huh
Romance › Re: One Corner Dance Gone Wrong... by Gofwane(m): 9:36pm On Dec 12, 2017
grin grin see the way he fell down, like a bat that was electrocuted grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Man Who "Sleeps In Money" Is Looking For Baby Mama. "See How Much She Will Get" by Gofwane(m): 9:27pm On Dec 12, 2017
MidNightHunter:
Seriously,no be me type that name ocheesy cheesy cheesy .No be my hand writing be that o. grin.Me no even know who be that tongue..
Abi na one of those failed nairaland artistes ni huh cheesy cheesy......
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Man Who "Sleeps In Money" Is Looking For Baby Mama. "See How Much She Will Get" by Gofwane(m): 9:26pm On Dec 12, 2017
FrancisDozie:
Call her Biacan .
grin hahaha... i no talk anything o cheesy
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Boasts Of Raping Four Of His Female Friends On First Date by Gofwane(m): 9:05pm On Dec 12, 2017
The guy resemble Airf sadrce1
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Secondary School Girl? by Gofwane(m): 8:55pm On Dec 12, 2017
KushyKush:
It is called catch em young
and they shall be yours forever grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Man Who "Sleeps In Money" Is Looking For Baby Mama. "See How Much She Will Get" by Gofwane(m): 8:51pm On Dec 12, 2017
MidNightHunter:
Do u mean B-I-A-C-A-N ? cool wink....just asking grin
grin haha..... who be dat?
Abeg i no talk anything o. No be for my mouth you go hear news say king don die grin
Romance › Re: Lady Contemplates Suicide After Boyfriend Cheated On Her With Best Friend by Gofwane(m): 8:46pm On Dec 12, 2017
Abeg na their pictures be that? Abi na their children pictures?
Romance › Re: Man Who "Sleeps In Money" Is Looking For Baby Mama. "See How Much She Will Get" by Gofwane(m): 8:35pm On Dec 12, 2017
Blackhawk01:
Bia lipsrsealed
grin grin grin no be me talk am o lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: That Your A Virgin Doesn't Make You A Saint! by Gofwane(m): 8:33pm On Dec 12, 2017
Marshalxv:
I seriously don't understand your recent obsession with virgins. Haba, na person force u go break ur kpekus! sister,wetin don lose don lose ,get it straight and let our good virgins be.
I thought i was the only one that noticed it.

All these sister Nkechi with their halaluyah cap and skirt, that is how they begin to behave when their Congo begin to dey look for shiner
Romance › Re: Man Who "Sleeps In Money" Is Looking For Baby Mama. "See How Much She Will Get" by Gofwane(m): 8:22pm On Dec 12, 2017
I know of a particular female nairalander that will definitely inbox him when she sees this thread.

Her monicker begins with letter "B" grin
Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Popular Nairalander? by Gofwane(m): 8:13pm On Dec 12, 2017
RuthDaniels:
Not again undecided


Will there ever be an end to these meaningless threads ?
Never!! So long as data subscription remains affordable, nepa continue to bring light, petrol for generators is being sold, kids & bush people continue to have access to smart phones, these threads will continue to be created. In fact they will multiply in numbershuh
Romance › Re: I Envy Wayward Children by Gofwane(m): 4:53pm On Dec 12, 2017
frustratedrat:
so many of these 'wayward' children back then are doing so well for themselves. Andrew, a truant, is now balling in Ghana. Annabel, a school runs girl, is now well-to-do (staying in abj). Emmanuel, a mischief maker, is now in malaysia.
do you think all this people you mentioned became successful without any effort? None of them came to Nairaland to waste their time by complaining.

You might be shocked to find out that the sacrifices they made to become successful was greater than yours.
Romance › Re: Marriage Is Not For Small Boys! !!!!!! by Gofwane(m): 4:37pm On Dec 12, 2017
Emeraldgist1:
grin
i will tell u in d inner room
ok, enter the inner room and wait for me. I'm coming. Lemme go and buy kilishi

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