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who send you to choose the name bigvajina? You never see anything yet Even if you expose them it won't stop cos many people here use their alternative account for this type of operations

Kai! This is massive! I'm trying to picture how she will look when she lay down flat on the bed.
Her waist and legs will be high in the sky while her head and shoulders will be down below

Op, if you are a believer of miracles, go ahead and join the healing school of pastor Chris maybe God can help you.

Or better still, go to synagogue church. If prayer no work, tb Joshua will definitely dash you money for surgery.

Thank me later

Jibril659:
you try sef, my job is contract-based. Nothing has happened in months. 2017 has been a very rough year. I pray you get the help you seek;

amen, bro. Jah bless

Mcquine:
Ma Nigga. Lol

Someone should help me with that pic

na so! No time to be dulling.

rawpadgin:
didn't mean to throw tantrums @ y'all. Sorry about my post

It's alright!

Jibril659:
or dial *561# to use etisalat's kwikcash.

yeah, I've heard about it. But i am told that you will have to start from 1k which they will increase to 2k after payment and so on it will continue to rise.

That one won't favour me cos it will take some time to get the amount i need and by then, it will be too late for me to do what i wanted to use the money for.

Actually, i was looking for accommodation to rent but all the ones I've seen were not ok for me. I recently got a nice place i like but the money i am having is slightly less than the required amount.
Thing is 2 other guys are also interested in that house so the owner decided it will be a first come, first served thingy. I am a salary earner but we don't usually get paid by the end of the month till after a week into the next month

rawpadgin:
see them...... Bloody opportunist

hey mr man, nobody asked you for anything so better face front and jejely move on with your miserable life. Cos i swear the next time you try to insult me again......
I won't say much

Me i need a loan of #30,000 to be paid in two months with an interest of #10,000.

That is #20,000 each month. Thanks

Chigorkizz:
Bros.U Dey Vex O.Mail Me The Site Na.Only U Cn Not Marry All The Women On The Site.

try www.anastasiadate.com
Wallahi you go confuse on the girl to chose. Fine, fine oyinbo girls go just dey toast you.

Jibril659:
It's useless. they'll forcefully get it out of you and you'll end up hurt.

may be after they kill her her spirit will come back and withdraw the money

..........When i eventually found the house, i met some kids playing outside so i sent one of them to call christabell.

Damn!!!! and there she was cat walking towards me. A very short, black and fat girl with a head like unripe mango. She started smiling when she came closer.
Christ: good day dear

Me: please have we met before?

Christ: yes we met on new year day. You came to my Aunty's beer parlor with some guys and you asked me to be your girlfriend

Oboyyeh, i almost fainted. This is not possible! She must be mistaking me for someone else.

Me: are you sure??

Christ: yes dear

Me: what's my name??

Christ: you told me that your name is Gofwane

Chaiiiiii my village people have catch me oh! The girl was just smiling as i was lost in my thoughts.
An idea hit me immediately. So i started laughing. Some of their neighbours were busy doing amebo.

Me: it was a joke when i asked you out. I was really high on beer that was why. I didn't know what i was doing.

The kind slap wey this girl dial for my face nearly made my neck break. Instantly, My head come heavy like say i carry a bag of cement. As if that wasn't enough, as i was still struggling to gain full consciousness i saw her bend down and remove one of the cover shoes she was wearing. Oboyy the kind race i pick no be here. I ran home straight and lock myself inside my room in case she decided to follow me.

Na wa oh, shey someone cannot play with all this Nigerian girls in peace again?

I remember a day when i got home and my sister told me that a lady came to look for me but i wasn't around so she gave my sister a description of her house and her name so that i can check on her when i return (phones were not reigning at that time)

Oboyyeh, at the mention of the name christabell i instantly knew she is definitely going to be one pretty slay Queen.

Sharpally i tidy up and went to search for her......

Preciousgirl:
You can't be serious

of all the people that can tell someone that they are not serious, na you dey talk? Chai!!

Preciousgirl:
My former boss and I have reconciled
We are the best of workmates now
Could it be he is pretending?
TThe new boss seems uncomfortable about our cordial relationship
Should I resign?

please i beg you in the name of your God, don't resign. Drink gamalin 20 so that you can die in active service

Evidence1000:
Omo me like that girl. Just leave her. Some people are like that. With time, you guys would adjust to yourselves.

that's how i am. My whole family is fighting me because of that. Especially my aunt.
When i close from work, i will lock myself inside my room even though others are in the parlor gisting.
Not like i am a totally quite person, i talk to people with same interests as me. I don't talk when in company of people that love to analyse other people's lives.

Next2Bezee:
Don't you resemble an antelope yourself?

wickedt!!!

I don't know why some people find it hard to mind their business. I no wan talk with you, shey na by force?

Cc: pidginwhisper,

Yes i can do it but i know i won't complete it because once we start, my preek will just catch the signal and collect the shaving stick from my hand . Before you know it, the shaving stick will just fall aside and my preek will be inside the pvssy shaving the inner hairs while the outer hairs remains half way through

awwwwwww..... this is so cute and romantic


Oya, Mr man what is romantic about this thread? better take it to the dustbin section

cruchenutii:
Money for Aso Ebi ? Some Ask ebi can range upto 50k oh! I hope you know what you are doing

that's why i said all these must not exceed #10,000. Abi you no read dat part?

A welcome development. All this Mr and Mrs nairaland stuff no make sense to me. All the money and time resources put into it would have been more useful to people with medical conditions such as that frustrated & Deadratt guy.


.....my opinion though

moderatedguy:
So who go con dey take care of ur babe for you....your own na just to Bleep abi?

Her father or mother is there! I can only do little favours to a girl I'm not yet married to. like renewing of subscription, money for aso ebi, money for handouts and birthday gifts. All these must not exceed #10,000

vivie01:
Oh my! NLanders and bad mouthing

reality 101

wtfcoded:
Pls don't loose ur virginity, it's ur pride.
Keep it intact!!

have you kept yours intact?

Don't even come here to lie or else the thunder that will fire you is chatting on WhatsApp with sango and amadioha

That is the price you will have to pay for dating a slay Queen. I'm in a similar situation, the bae called me to tell me that she wants to buy a new phone of #40,000.

I was like.... awwwww,, that's cool. Then i asked her how much she has saved.?
She said she hasn't saved a dime yet that's why she's telling me.
So i told her not to worry that i will give her the money next week.
Dear nairalanders, it is about 7months now and next week never come

So op, copy my style or Dump her silly big asss and move on.

Airforce1:
And you think your baby will be as cute as that with that face ?


Sorry o

wickedt, but reality.
See how she fat like a 100kg bag of maize yet she want to form slay Queen. Aunty, you cannot give birth to such a baby. You can only born a pikin

thepussyhunter:
LMAO

ok bruv....thanks for the timely advice

Don't worry, by the grace of God nothing will ever bring you or yours to such a situation. Amen!