₦airaland Forum

luminouz:
I'm not one to hate but I can't but help noticing how NL gehs who used to bash n tongue thrash OP are now his favorite fans of d slogan 'it's too late to fail.amen' since he uploaded pictures of 500k n his dough from E-money!
He is now their darling..always cooing n chirping like seed-saturated birds on every thread he creates!!

Biko. .why are some girls like this naaaa?

hahaha... na hungry and frustrated girls full for nairaland. Hypocrisy is their talent and hobby

Just like the lady above, what you need right now is exposure. Forget about the money for now, get people to notice you through an exceptional performance. I'm telling you money and plenty, plenty slay Queens na him go fall on you afterwards

Emeraldgist1:
ah oh oh u want me to be salivating ni?
i love kilishi oooo but no dey for ma place ..

geez am damn salivating already o

kilishi is available everywhere It's just that you don't know where to get it.

In fact now it is being packaged in sealed bags or disposable plates and sold in supper markets. But it is quite expensive.

But me, i prefer the locally made type by these Hausa men. Jeez! Those guys are good!
Sometimes when i have enough money on me i order for it from kaduna or bauchi. They will just package and seal it inside brown envelope with my mobile number on it as if say na documents i just go to the motor park and pick it up, then enter fura palace and grab a 1 litre keg of ice cold youghort.

Chai!! My mouth is beginning to water. where's my shirt sef, I'm going out.

This guy you are truly an observer. All your points about Nigerian girls are very accurate and correct.

7 oyinbo virgins fall on you

jamariwolf:
suit yourself

k.

jamariwolf:
smh. It's called crazy face.

that's not crazy. It is original follow-come scary and horror face.

jamariwolf:
not all nigerian guys have big cassavas

your dp is very, very scary aunty please are you a winch?

She will still end up as a loser. Either with an unwanted pregnancy, STDs or a very slacked and shrinked tohtoh.

Imagine, all those Nigerian guys with their big, big cassava will take turn in vandalising her pvssy

contd...


With four people winning the same trophy, we will have to use a hacksaw to cut and share the trophy for each of the winners.

Please note that they are not going to have the same size because the level and intensity of their mumuness are not equal.
Nairalanders should vote for the sizes to be given.
Format is:
The biggest goes to....
The bigger goes to......
The big goes to.....
The chinkiny goes to.......

Welcome back..... in an unbelievable twist of event, the winners are both the two contestants. That's not all two more contestants also got the same number of votes! They are mamagee and biacan!

Back to the topic...

Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the most mumu and senseless threads in the national category goes to Mr Bobrisky!!!!

While that of the nairaland category goes to ........................................................................................ sorry for the break in transmission. The result for this category is not yet ready at the moment. Our inec officials are still counting the vote.
We will be back with the result as soon as it is ready. Please stay tuned......

Airforce1 be looking at op like....

I've done that, though it was a long time ago. Anytime we were talking on the phone, it would be as if we are in an interrogation session. Na me be the olopa while she be the criminal. She go just dey reply me with single words "yes" "no" "nothing" "ok".....

I couldn't take it anymore so i stopped calling her. After some time, she called me and started complaining that i am not a caring boyfriend and if i was tired of the relationship i should just tell her so that she knows were to face.

Chai!! To my greatest shock i couldn't tell her why i stopped calling or also accuse her for not calling. instead, i started apologising and even promising never to do that again

Till today, anytime i remember that incident, i feel like strangling myself for death

debssycharles:
Lol

something tells me that you are the type of ladies in the first category the op mentioned

E be like say this ratus, ratus guy don see shekpe drink this evening that is why he is being optimistic.
By tomorrow when the highness don comot from his brain, he will still walk majestically back into his usual and well known pessimistic mode

kimbraa:
When will you have sense?.

obviously, that day will never come. When common sense leaves a person, it never comes back.

Abi you don ever see where dem cut off person head and later use super glue to put it back on the neck and the person stood up and begin to walk around?

horsepower101:
Once she leaves and becomes very successful over there, the same Nigerians that reject her now will start claiming her by force. Just like Nigerians lay claim to successful Nigerian immigrants in other countries.

This is besides the fact that Nigeria gave them nothing and made no contribution to their success.

The op na omo Igbo so there's no chance of her ever becoming legitimately successful. You and i know the business they run in foreign countries.

...awon ministry of transportation of cocaine and other hard drugs

music4me:
The only text msgs a girl like to have is either Send me your account number or Credit alert...

yeah! You are absolutely correct!

beardlessdude:
begins indeed. senseless illiterate hoe

the only way she was able to know that all men have body odour is due to the fact that she's a veteran ashawo- a legend and one of the pioneers of pr0stitut!on.
There is no kind of preek wey she never svck before: American, British, Spanish, Chinese, Ghanian, Tanzanian, Nigerian, Vietnamese and even as far as Iraqi preeks.

That's impressive!!
The average Nigerian girl is a hypocritical ashana. Just that they don't live in brothels but their own case is even worse because na home service dem dey offer.
Outwardly they are holy Mary, mother of God but inwardly they are devil's bae and slay Queens

Buahahahahaha... lol @ what if seun is frustratedrat and tosyne2much is Deadrat

Op, your brain gasket don burn we need to overhaul your head and change it and also change the engine oyel because the one inside your brain gearbox don black finish

Kingsley10000:
monkey go dey work babboo go dey chop

no mind them. One nigga will just codedly hide in one corner and be nailing the girl free of charge while you are there forming Santa clause aka father Christmas

Guys stop dulling yourselves oh..

anibirelawal:
What are friends for?

yeah!! That's point! As friends, konji is tormenting you and your besty has a pvssy you can use, what stops her from giving it to you freely with a cheerful heart or without complaining?

It's not as if the pvssy will melt away and finish when you hit it. It remains intact!!! In fact it makes the pvssy healthier and physically fit because fvcking it is a form of exercise.

Before i can advise you, answer these questions :

1= how old are you?

2= where are you residing?

3= what level of education do you have? eg, O level, ND, HND, BSC,

Here are my reasons for asking these questions......

1= your sense of reasoning and ability to make tactical decision is still at the level of a boy of not more than 17 years.

*There's no correct thinking guy that won't detect why the girl refused to give you her address

* Mature guys don't go about visiting girls in their homes. Either she comes to your place or you both should meet at a relaxation spot.


2= it seems there are no girls or all the girls in your hood are mulikat, Chidalu or shawuya. The only mabel or Stacy in your hood is this girl that has wrapped your brain inside rizla, jumbo size and is looking for matches or lighter to start smoking it. Hence the reason for your bushness.


3= a guy with at least an O level certificate will be able to decode that you are just being a pest to her.

God does not want you to have a smart phone because if you do, na xvideos you go relocate to. Plenty, plenty mojo

Nokia 3310 fall on you

Bholutife18:
The level at which your immaturity is growing is so geometrical. How flooded do you think nairaland would be if everyone decides to open a thread just because they'll be in attendance.



You think like a toddler

kai!
Jeso kreste...

Why did you censored the images! Person willingly posted their pictures on the net for the world to see, you with your over sabi come dey hide her face

There is a thread about one gay guy that got his nyash vandalised by all these guys with their big, big cassava.

The end result of that thing is scary. Anybody that viewed that thread and still go ahead to become a gay guy should know that he is on a suicide mission

I don't know how to dig up that thread

DOUBLEWAHALA:
you just displayed a raw stupidity
why did you take it so personal

why are u so judgemental and conclusive.....the lady stated that she is in an abusive r/ship so she has made up her mind to opt-out long time ago


she now met this guy that has almost very thing she wants
She is asking how will she go about it

so guy why the insult?

i tire for the guy o. E be like say he don enter majek-fashek mode due to lack of cocaine to sniff

AjiAmu:
Wow!.. This one really cracked me up.. Guy, you should be a comedian

na reality me i dey always talk