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Can you fabricate a cake with the shape of a very large cassava?

Jodha:
So mah dey frown too much... Mah old quick and make my face squeeze?...

But you are already old nah

"i am just a poor nigga that only know how to love"




hahaha..... buahahahahaha

Jodha:

Why you like to dey laugh too much like that?

It has to be that day i went to a petrol station to refill my bike.
On my way out, i saw this yorugba daughter of devil putting on a very tight fitting trousers coming into the station. Oboyyeh, this girl has the biggest camel toe in the whole world.! come and see the way her big camel toe was waving at me

I kept feeding my eyes while i rode my bike out till she came and passed me walking in the opposite direction. I decided to turn backwards so that i can gauge the size of her ukwu

Mehn the thing big well, well oh i decided to take one last look to confirm what i saw initially by then, i was almost at the exit of the station. As turned to face the gate, i realised that i was not heading directly to the
Small bridge in front of the gate, instead, i was heading directly into the gutter. I tried everything possible to stop the bike but it was too late, that was how i landed inside the gutter with a very loud thud

Some pvssy asssed niggas that have been observing the whole thing bursted out with laughter to make matters worse, the girl just turned around, looked at me, faced her front and vamoozed.

I quickly pulled out the bike and restarted it. The front mud guard was damaged, i and the wheel slightly bent. I mounted it like that and took off with my legs bleeding and the bike making one squealing sound as if you match the tail of a sleeping dog.

Since that day, anytime I'm riding and came across a lady with a big nyash, i will just find a parking space and stop, take a look at the goodies before i continue with my journey

Cornerstone2020:
This Bican must be a runs girl.

a runs girl
That lady na pioneer and veteran......

TOESL25:
Lols...Leave her abeg....There will always be critics.....Thanks for the defence anyways....Hope you are good and will be our guest since you are in Ilorin?

This would be been a great opportunity to meet with a nairalander offline but sadly, i won't be able to make it due to my condition at the moment... one Okada man just carry me go nack for ground

But i know i will definitely be there for the naming ceremony
Happy celebration and say me hi to your iyawo

tifany89:
Guy why evils , e be like that your native doctor Don finally fry your brain o

If i pull the trigger now you will start shouting that i don shoot you

If you tried both modern and traditional methods and it refuses to work, pm me to take you to one confirm babalawo

[quote author=HARDLABOR post=63406622][/quote]what's up hommie.??
No fighting today like we did yesterday??

Go and stand in the front of a big mirror and look at your shape carefully and sincerely tell yourself how you look.

I bet your answer will be something like: ...chai God! See the way i am looking like a very big bag of maize

@ op, this your nose na XL oh.

Na this type of nose dey fit smell the aroma of a food being cooked in a television program through the speakers

MhizzAJ:
Jeez
Please take that pix down
You look so horrible

You were the one insulting people on the other thread that day calling them 'ugly'
Just see how you look...Yuck!

too late! We have already saved the pictures. We are going to use them for memes

BabbanBura:
ibkkk, u sure say u can handle the both of us? Two able men, with large veils and torrents of blood flowing through them?

manche da ita. Ta na ganin kaman irin buran da ta saba gani ne. Ba ta san akwai babbanchi tsakanin bura da BabbanBura ba

ibkkk:
Ogbeni, gbagbe oshi

hahaha buahahahahaha......
This your signature, i don die ohhh.

No wonder, i suspected it right from the start that you be winch

ibkkk:

If i like it nkor?
Is it your like?

please coman do the same thing to me. My cassava just dey charge anyhow for here.

RealLandForSale:
The clothes I got them and they fail to fit me so sad but I gotta let them go instead of letting them occupy space in my closet.
Seen anything you like?

did you see any body with tribal marks for here?

So the clothes failed to fit you but they agreed to fit you for few minutes so that you can snap pictures with them?

Or are you not the girl in those pictures??

What should i type here sef??
@ op, congrats!!

ibkkk:
Nah!

These 2 would do.
I don't want an overdose

Stop pretending jhoor.... i know say you go like preek well, well.

I just checked your dp and i see say even though your boyfriend is playing video game you refused to let him concentrate. You still followed him and remove his cassava from his jeans and swallow it with your kitty.

see op eyes red like break light of Peugeot 504

You don go smoke dried ewedu leaves baa??

ibkkk:
Yeah!

ok, make una dey start i will bring my own and put it inside your mouth make we kukuma make it foursome

ibkkk:
Yes,the both of them

Yes,I do.
It means "a big SOMETHING"

threes0me is loading be dat.

mzHANA:
This is beautiful, but the man nose is ******

go to your dp and take a look at your own nose first before you Yab the op's nose.
Your nose resemble spark plugs for i-pass-my-neighbour generator

ibkkk:
Omooba969
BabbanBura

One of you,let's do this
And if na both of you,no shaking

ehen..... the two of dem, abi? Do you even know the meaning of BabbanBura??

Emeraldgist1:
we no get am for dz side joor......tell me where i can order frm biko

where are you residing?

Impressive!!

Meat for Oga major and brig. General


Yab this slay Queen, na full battalion of well armed soldiers them go send to go catch you

BabyApple:
It doesnt work that way again bro.. i have try it many time... this people are driving me crazy!

you went to the wrong people. It is just #1,000 and they will retrieve your line even if you can't remember your name.

just know your phone number that is all