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Romance › Re: Most Non-virgins Are Jealous by Gofwane(m): 4:34pm On Dec 12, 2017
festwiz:
Bros easy abeg make them no bundle me go Yabaleft...lol grin grin
grin grin take am easy o
Romance › Re: Hilarious Definition Of "Slay Queen" In The Urban Dictionary by Gofwane(m): 10:03am On Dec 12, 2017
Leriebloom:
Chai, but a bit too harsh
not too harsh jhoor. It is the raw fact!
Romance › Re: Most Non-virgins Are Jealous by Gofwane(m): 10:00am On Dec 12, 2017
Jochabed:
Lol
lol loler lolest!
Romance › Re: Most Non-virgins Are Jealous by Gofwane(m): 9:56am On Dec 12, 2017
Jochabed:
Lol...But thank u,and God bless.
Ammmeennn!! Halaluyah grin grin

Have a nice day, sister Nkechi abi na sister Chidalu sef.
Romance › Re: Marriage Is Not For Small Boys! !!!!!! by Gofwane(m): 9:46am On Dec 12, 2017
Emeraldgist1:
#smile#.....and who told u am a teenhuh...nt a teen o grin



#smile#.....and who told u am a teenhuh...nt a teen o
how old are you then??
Romance › Re: Most Non-virgins Are Jealous by Gofwane(m): 9:44am On Dec 12, 2017
festwiz:
Hmm?! Which do you belong to?

Never mind, just checked your dp. grin
grin grin grin..... she be Sister Nkechi!

Na them dey get hymen wey strong like original American jeans. You will need a scissors before you can dis virgin them and Sometimes only scissors is not enough sef, you will have to add it with fasting and prayers grin
Romance › Re: Marriage Is Not For Small Boys! !!!!!! by Gofwane(m): 9:32am On Dec 12, 2017
Emeraldgist1:
i dont follow someone to a place i dont knw
you seem like a lady still in her teens. How old are you?
Romance › Re: My Fiancé Broke Up With Me Because I Refused Him Sex by Gofwane(m): 9:30am On Dec 12, 2017
samesolomon:
This really cracked me up, easy man, your talking to a lady
haha, nothing like easy man. No be them say dey want gender equality? grin
Romance › Re: Marriage Is Not For Small Boys! !!!!!! by Gofwane(m): 8:45am On Dec 12, 2017
Emeraldgist1:
ehn??...me i dont know d other room o
don't worry just follow me i will take you there
Romance › Re: Marriage Is Not For Small Boys! !!!!!! by Gofwane(m): 8:30am On Dec 12, 2017
Emeraldgist1:
ah which kind uncle sef be dzhuh......which money i chophuh?ehnhuh
uncle go and sleep
ok let's go to the other room and sleep together.
Romance › Re: Lady Who Was Beaten Up By A Guy’s Bae Cries Out, Tells Her Own Side Of The Story by Gofwane(m):
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So you asked him to give him money in other to test his luv for you?? See scope abeg! But if to say na the guy ask you to give him punny to test your love, you will rush to Nairaland and start creating threads to accuse guys of always wanting to fvck and vamooze angry

I said it!! The girl is a first class ashawo

Romance › Re: Marriage Is Not For Small Boys! !!!!!! by Gofwane(m): 8:21am On Dec 12, 2017
Emeraldgist1:
eehhh u and who unclehuh?.....
unclehuh?

So you are now calling me uncle? When you were busy chopping my money you didn't know i was your uncle. Abi?
Romance › Re: Marriage Is Not For Small Boys! !!!!!! by Gofwane(m): 8:14am On Dec 12, 2017
Emeraldgist1:
love ke!..which kind love be dat?? cheesy



love ke!..which kind love be dat??
the one we shared even before coming to earth. We were so in love
Romance › Re: Marriage Is Not For Small Boys! !!!!!! by Gofwane(m): 8:08am On Dec 12, 2017
Emeraldgist1:
grin




tomorrow is too fast joor
time waits for no one. All that matters is the luv we have for each other.
Crime › Re: What Happens To Girls Who Yahoo Boys Take Their Panties? by Gofwane(m): 8:02am On Dec 12, 2017
Dimples129:
Na Hotmail boy stole mine grin
grin grin

Continue shinning your teeth there, don't come and look for solution. Wait till you start peeing dollars. By then we will have to be applying the medicinal oil at least two times per day.
Crime › Re: What Happens To Girls Who Yahoo Boys Take Their Panties? by Gofwane(m): 4:21am On Dec 12, 2017
Dimples129:
#dead
a yahoo boy also stole your pants? Contact me asap.
Romance › Re: I am Plus (+1) One Today..can i have some love?... by Gofwane(m): 3:44am On Dec 12, 2017
dayleke:
See as people just dey waka pass na,
Greetings sef ,dem no greet...
NLers no send you o....
Se na true yesterday na ur bafday?
before nko? Wetin you want us to do? How i go dash a male, with him big bura my money when i no be gayhuh?
Crime › Re: What Happens To Girls Who Yahoo Boys Take Their Panties? by Gofwane(m): 3:35am On Dec 12, 2017
Op, contact me. I have an oil that you can use to protect you from any demonic attacks.

I will just rub it on my preek and insert it in your kitty to apply the oil inside. It is not expensive, just #5,000 only. I'm not joking oh.

Hurry up before the yahoo boy will go to babalawo and use your kitty to be urinating dollars for him!
Romance › Re: Kid Rocking A Big Butty Stripper by Gofwane(m): 3:15am On Dec 12, 2017
Catch them young and they shall be yours forever
Romance › Re: Marriage Is Not For Small Boys! !!!!!! by Gofwane(m): 3:07am On Dec 12, 2017
Emeraldgist1:
cant wait to get married
ok, let's get married tomorrow
Romance › Re: My Fiancé Broke Up With Me Because I Refused Him Sex by Gofwane(m): 3:00am On Dec 12, 2017
Op, so you are not attracted to the doctor yet you are dating him? Aren't you suppose to be happy for discovering his plans of wanting to vandalise your pussay and vamooze? huh

See why we refer to ladies as fish brained?

They don't even know what they want!
Family › Re: Viral Photo Of Woman Feeding Her Toddler Beer At An Event by Gofwane(m): 2:47am On Dec 12, 2017
@op, you are a lienus Mba.

How did you manage to know the content of the bottle? Your eyes get infrared beam?

That bottle fit be their maltina bottle in Ugandahuh
Nairaland General › Re: Please Who The Hell Is This? by Gofwane(m): 2:36am On Dec 12, 2017
Na AirforceI papa be that angry
Romance › Re: See My Photo That Is Driving Girls Crazy On Instagram by Gofwane(m): 2:33am On Dec 12, 2017
StarBukola:
For real? undecided undecided undecided undecided
see the way she is running.

where are you running to?
Romance › Re: See My Photo That Is Driving Girls Crazy On Instagram by Gofwane(m): 2:27am On Dec 12, 2017
All of you bashing the op are April babies-fools. Don't you guys ever get tired of doing the same thing all over again?
SEES NAME OF OP>
OPEN THREAD>
SEES THRASH>
INSULT OP>
CLOSE THREAD & MOVE TO NEXT ONE

Why even bother to open the thread when you've already seen the name of the op and are certain the content of the thread is just dustbin waste?

You all are his loyal fans- ADMIT IT!!!
Romance › Re: Port Harcourt Girl Shares After Sex Photo With Boyfriend On Facebook by Gofwane(m): 2:08am On Dec 12, 2017
@op, your over sabi is too much. The girl uploaded her own picture on Facebook for the world to see, without covering her face. you with your over sabi come dey hide her face.

Is she your sister?
or are you the guy that fvcked her? huh
Romance › Re: "Maybe Hardwork Don't Pay after all", I Have Never Been Broke In My Life, Now... by Gofwane(m): 1:54am On Dec 12, 2017
djsalvation122:
See The Way This Lady Is Driving Her Man Crazy With Her 'Selling Point'

Ladies always have a way of driving men crazy with their selling point....lol

Click the below to see pictures serious ones oh lol girls enh

http://www.mpbaze.com.ng/2017/03/see-way-this-lady-is-driving-her-man.html?m=1
look atew, somebody created a thread to share about his misfortune in life and all you could do was to post a link to some fvcking ladies stuff. Don't you know how to create your own threadhuh

Romance › Re: Guy Sets Up A Lady For His Bae & Her Gang So He Can Prove His Love For His Bae by Gofwane(m): 1:39am On Dec 12, 2017
Priscy01:
Judging from comments picked on Social media, it’s speculated that the guy promised the girl some money, so he asked her to come visit him at home only for the girl to get to his house to be beaten by his real girlfriend and friends.
This is what the love of money can cause. Although what the guy did was way out of line and childish
Romance › Re: Between Airforce1 Song And Odillah, My Blood Brothers Song? by Gofwane(m): 7:35pm On Dec 11, 2017
iamJ:
With ur big lips like two doughnuts stacked ontop each other
grin

Romance › Re: Am Dashing Out One Of My Kidneys by Gofwane(m): 7:24pm On Dec 11, 2017
In this recession?? Please don't do that. Instead, contact hushpuppi to help you get a buyer. I heard he got rich by selling his own kidney cheesy

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