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...*Pukes

This thread is more like Shakespearean class

...And everybody toasting everybody is just...*pukes again

...One person writting love notes/toasting to many other ...even when the topic reads "A Short Love Letter To The Nairalander Above You"

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Yuzedo is above me, and I aint gay!!

If you wan to know anything abt states, road travel, interstate road, travel, night, and safety in Nigeria, pls log on to

ww.frsc. *clears throat* datz all

But seriously!, dis made front page? Y do we av google sef? OP, you knw you won't get gooooooood answers here on NL, mod stil had to bring it to the FP!

*puts ear piece back to ear..now playing 'aboki, shine my shoe'

...Whistling dat song 'Aboki shine my shoe'


Amaechi didn't learn from how ACN (yoruba *wanted to type ofe'mmanu but mod go vex if I do) ended Ribadu's political career (or better still, his political relevance)..now, he's romancing with APC (Hausas *wanted to type Aboki but mod go vex if I do). Why rivers pple didn't go to abj to protest? Or those in d SS?

Amaechi, Onye kpata nkụ arụrụ, ngwere apụkwụ te ya ọrịrị.-he who fetches ant infested fire wood will have the lizard as a guest.


Meaning Every one will bear the responsibilities of his/ her
actions.

*Continues chewing my chewing stick

Look Inwards For Creative Ideas!
Monday, July 15th

Pastor Anita

But we have this treasure in earthen vessels, that the excellency of the power may be of God, and not of us (2 Corinthians 4:7).

As a child of God, the Bible says whatsoever you do, shall prosper: "And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper" (Psalm 1:3). Never be idle or jobless; you must find something you’re good at;
something that’s good for God and good for people, and do it. Bless the world with the work of your hands. Look to the Holy Spirit in you for ideas of excellence. Remember, success isn’t all about money; if you have the right ideas, and discipline yourself in the direction of your ideas, money will come to you.
So come up with great ideas that’ll foster the progress and development of your environment, and the world of your time. One of the primary requirements for success is looking out for a human need, and then reaching out to meet it. How did Joseph, a prisoner, become the Prime minister of Egypt? He did something. He used his gift to serve others and God promoted him.

Some people believe the reason they’re suffering or poor is because of the kind of work they do. That’s not true! The problem isn’t the kind of work they do; rather it’s in their minds. Your mind is what determines what you become, for as a man thinks in his heart, so is he (Proverbs 23:7).

Look inwards, and live from inside out. Put your creative juices to work. Initiate prosperity and victory from within you, for they’re inherent in your spirit. God has deposited in your spirit everything you require for a successful life. Search yourself; dig deep within you and discover the treasure and talents you have. Put them to work, and the anointing of the Lord will cause them to produce and multiply.

Confession
I bring forth good things today from within me, because I have an excellent mind; I have insight into mysteries and secrets and bring forth creative ideas because Christ has been made unto me wisdom. I initiate success, victory and prosperity from within, in the Name of Jesus.

f u r t h e r s t u d y: Luke 6:45; Proverbs 4:23

Daily Scripture Reading

1 Year Reading Plan : Acts 23:12-35, Job 40-42

2 Year Reading Plan : Luke 9:1-9, Joshua 11

The Humanity Of Jesus · Saturday, July 13th ·
Page Visits (189)
Pastor Chris
For verily he took not on him the nature of
angels; but he took on him the seed of
Abraham (Hebrews 2:16).
When the Lord Jesus came to this world,
He didn’t come in the form of angelic
beings; rather, He came as the seed of
Abraham. He was born of a woman, and
lived as a man, even though He was the
Son of God. It was in His humanity that
He was tempted, obeyed God, was
crucified and died in our place.
Isaiah 53:5 says, "But he was wounded for our
transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the
chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with
his stripes we are healed." When He was wounded,
He felt the pain and cried out, the way you and I
probably would have; but He didn’t give up. The
Bible says He endured the Cross and despised the
shame (Hebrews 12:2).
It was in His humanity that He descended into hell, in
which also He engaged Satan in that awful combat in
hell, and defeated him and all the cohorts of
darkness. He did it all as a man: "And having spoiled
principalities and powers, he made a shew of them
openly, triumphing over them in it" (Colossians
2:15). He came out of the grave as a man, and
ascended into heaven as a man. He completely
identified with us as a man: "Wherefore in all things
it behoved him to be made like unto his
brethren…" (Hebrews 2:17).
Hebrews 4:15 says, "For we have not an high priest
which cannot be touched with the feeling of our
infirmities; but was in all points tempted like as we
are, yet without sin." All that Jesus did as a man, He
did for us. As His suffering and death were for us, so
His obedience, resurrection and placement in the
heavens were for us as well. His victory is ours; His
glory is ours. He was indeed the Son of man as He
was the Son of God. Let us live to His glory.
Prayer Dear Father, I rejoice for all that you’ve
done for me in Christ Jesus. More than ever,
I’m inspired to do your will and fulfil my
ministry in you without reproach. I thank you
for opening my understanding to my abilities
in Christ, and the things I can accomplish
through the power of the Spirit working in me,
in Jesus’ Name. Amen.
f u r t h e r s t u d y: 1 Timothy 2:5-6; Acts 2:22
Daily Scripture Reading
1 Year Reading Plan : Acts 21:37-22:1-21, Job
32-35
2 Year Reading Plan : Luke 8:26-39, Joshua 9

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Aw did their palaver with NLC end? Dats all am interested in

Rhapsody of Realities

Friday, July 12TH

Make Good Things Happen For Others

Pastor Anita Oyakhilome

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall be also reap (Galatians 6:7).

True prosperity is about being a blessing to others and helping them live a meaningful life.It's about contributing positively to the advancement of the lives of those around you. Being a blessing to others, you'll always be lifted, for there's promotion in helping others. God will make happen for you the good things you make happen for others.

Help those around you stand strong; help them discover their God-given potentials. As an employer, for example, help those in your employ realize their dreams for success. In the same vein, as an employee in organization, be diligent; commit yourself to improving the organization where you work. Make the progress of that organization a priority, for in it's prosperity you will also prosper.

Proverbs 11:25 says, "The liberal soul shall be made fat: and he that watereth shall be watered also himself." You never lose for being the giver and the blesser. There're orphans, windows, and indigent children who could benefit from your prosperity. The Bible says in Proverbs 19:17 "He that hath pity upon the poor lendeth unto the Lord; and that which he hath given will he pay him again." Always look out for opportunities to be a blessing to others, and the Lord, will multiply your seeds sown, and increase the fruits of your righteousness.

PRAYER
Dear Lord, I thank you for making me a blesser and a lifter of others. I thank you for granting me the grace, wisdom and strength to always recognize the need of those around me, that I may bring them hope, and inspire them to success and greatness. Through my giving, mighty harvests of financial blessings are coming to me, in Jesus' Name. Amen

F U R T H E R S T U D Y:
Luke 6:38
2 Corinthians 9:6-9

1 Year Bible Reading Plan:
Acts 21:17-36
Job 29-31

2 Year Bible Reading Plan:
Luke 8:19-25
Joshua 8

Rhapsody of Realities

Thursday, July 11TH

Praying In Him

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Ph.D

I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me (John 14:6).

Many Christians pray wrongly, in a way that destroys their faith without realising it.For example, they pray,"Father, we come into your presence....." Or"We come to you, in the name of Jesus...." We Christians don't " come" to God in prayer, we pray in Him and in His presence.

When you received Christ into your heart, to be born again, you were born into the presence of God.That was when you" came" to the Father. You don't need to keep"coming" into His presence or to Him in prayer, because you already "came" through the way, Jesus Christ, and when you came, you came to stay! Thus, you're with the Father; you live and dwell in His presence. We abide in Him. Remember the words of Jesus: "If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you" (John 15:7).

Notice the Master's communication; He was very direct and unequivocal; He didn't say "No man visits the Father, but by me"; instead, He said, "...no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." Now that you're born again, you've been baptised into His body: "For by one Spirit are we all baptised into one body..."( 1 Corinthians 12:13). Christ is that body, and its also our place in the presence of God-the right hand of the Father-we stay and live there now.

This is the reality: you're in Him, and He's in you; therefore you dont need to "come" to Him or " go away" from Him! You live in His presence and carry that presence with you everywhere you go. The consciousness of His presence in you, and with you, should be a daily reality to you, for it'll cause you to function from a position of advantage. You abide in Him; you're His living tabernacle; in Him you live, and move, and have your being. Glory to His Name forever!

PRAYER
Dear Father, I thank you for the joy of salvation and the privilege of living in your presence, seated with Christ, in the place of authority and dominion, in Jesus' Name. Amen.

F U R T H E R S T U D Y:
Ephesians 2:5-6
Acts 17:28

1 Year Bible Reading Plan:
Acts 21:1-16
Job 25-28

2 Year Bible Reading Plan:
Luke 8:11-18
Joshua 7

Who needs dem basketmouth or I go Dye wen NL dey?

Pple get bad mouth for NL, no dey I no go laff wan trowey my fone!...no topic daily, no response daily, all na laff tins


BTW, dose women in blaq uniforms were Jet Leed by a 25yr old? Am sure d inspector wud be fat na, aw did d accused pull it tru? Thnk God dey weren't holding a rifle...na like 15rounds accidental discharge headline we for see!

Rhapsody of Realities

Wednesday, July 10TH

Living For the Gospel

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Ph.D

....Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature ( Mark 16:15).

Matthew 28:19-20 says, "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen." This is the Great Commission; and it's the Lord's charge to every Christian. You're to preach the glorious Gospel of Christ; its the power of God unto salvation to everyone that believes (Romans 1:16).

Nothing in the world should mean more to you than leading men and women to Christ. 2 Peter 3:9 tells us that the Lord is unwilling that any man should perish; rather, He wants all to hear and receive the Gospel and be saved. When the Master instructed us to preach and teach all nations, He wasn't Just referring to countries; He meant different ethno-systems: the different groupings or companies of people with common interest, trade, vision or characteristics. For example, the world of bankers, lawyers, students,traders, the academia, etc., these are "nations" of people with common interests. You're to take your place as a minister of reconciliation, wherever you are, and ensure. those in your world, and in the regions beyond hear and receive the message of Salvation.

Like the Apostle Paul, necessity is laid upon you to preach the Gospel 1 Corinthians 9:16); so become fervent in Soul winning. Realize that you're the preacher in your world: in your home, office, school, and in your neighbourhood. The Lord has anointed you to deliver men from bondage into the glorious liberty of the sons of God, turning them from darkness to light, and from sin unto righteousness! Talk to somebody about Jesus today!

PRAYER
Dear Father, I thank you for the privilege and opportunity to minister your Word with power today. I thank you for the ubundant grace you're granted me to be effective in the ministry of the Gospel, as I make manifest the beauty and power of your knowledge in every place, in Jesus' Name. Amen.

F U R T H E R S T U D Y:
2 Corinthians 5:18
2 Corinthians 3:5-6

1 Year Bible Reading Plan:
Acts 20:17-38
Job 22-24

2 Year Bible Reading Plan:
Luke 8:1-10
Joshua 6

I observed you kept using masculine terms in your above writ!

"His mate"

"he’d find comfort in the girl next door is high, right?"

"One day he’d go back to his comfort zone."

"better match for himself and later is discouraged by external forces such as friends, family members,"

Pls any particular reason(s) forr dat?

Umm BTW, your write up is ok!...for now

...Interesting thread

IMO, it won't/cant stop (have frnds complaining abt such since 2004 sef).......BTW am a christian, dnt ban me o!

PLZ...

Rhapsody of Realities

Tuesday, July 9TH

Love Like Him

Pastor Anita Oyakhilome

A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another ( John 13:34).

In Ephisians 3:17-19, the Apostle Paul prayed, "That Christ may dwell in your hearts by faith. That ye, being rooted and grounded in love, May be able to comprehend with all saints what is the breadth, and length, and depth, and height; And to know the love of Christ, which passeth knowledge, that ye might be filled with all the fulness of God." He wants us to comprehend the amplitude and immensity of God's love; its limitless dimensions, so we can love like Him.

The love that God has towards us is intense and unconditional; it's love without limits. The consiousness of His love gives you boldness and confidence. He loves you as though you were the only one on earth! However, you're to love everyone around you as though they're the only ones on earth, no matter how seemingly "unloveable" they may be.

John 3:16 says, "For God so loved the world without discrimination, and He wants us to emulate Him: "Follow God's example, therefore, as dearly loved children and walk in the way of love, just as Christ loved us and gave himself up for us as a fragrant offering and sacrifice to God" ( Ephesians 5:1-2) NIV). You have the capacity to love like God, otherwise He wouldn't ask you to emulate Him.

The Bible says, "But God, who is rich in mercy, for his great love wherewith he loved us, Even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved" (Ephesians 2:4-5). God loved us while we were yet sinners; therefore, let the Father's love in you motivate you to reach out to sinners and win them to Christ. Let your heart beat with love for the unconverted around you. Be compelled by love to preach the Gospel to them, and turn them from sin unto righteousness, and from the power of Satan unto God.


Confession
I have the ability to love like my heavenly Father because I'm His beloved child. His love fills my heart and I manifest this love today by reaching out to others with Christ' s Love, in Jesus' Name. Amen.

F U R T H E R S T U D Y:
Romans 5:8
1 John 4:8-11

1 Year Bible Reading Plan:
Acts 20:1-16
Job 19-21

2 Year Bible Reading Plan:
Luke 7:36-50
Joshua 5

^^ it's 'peeping' plz

@OP, I dnt knw why I believe the guy, maybe he's saying d truth. I'd rather wait for him to get a fair hearing dan write wot folks above me are writing ie:

..Kill him
...He shd be beheaded

And most of y'all are supposed to be Christians...'Christ-like'. Y'all with such comments shd be ashamed of your selves, maybe y'all shd ask yourselves "What would Jesus have done?? Would he have typed what I just typed?"

I'm a christian BTW, n he deserves a fair trial, n am not saying this becos non of my family member nor frnd was in d blast.

Cheers

...Interesting thread

Rhapsody of Realities

Monday, July 8TH

Express His Righteousness

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Ph.D

But of Him ye in Christ Jesus, who of God is made unto us wisdom, and righteousness, and sanctification, and redemption ( 1 Corinthians 1:30).

Righteousness is the nature of God that's imparted to the human spirit, producing in him the rightness of God and the ability to do right and fulfil the will of the Father. God is always right; that's His nature, and He has produced that same nature in us. You don't have to read the entire Book of the Law and its ordinances to know what's right or wrong: the righteousness of God has been imparted to your spirit.

In the days of Moses, the Israelities had to read the Law to know right or wrong; but that's not for the new creation in Christ! In Jeremiah 31:33, the Lord said, "....I will put my law in their inward parts, and write it in their hearts..." This is what has happened; righteousness is now in your spirit. Romans 8:3-4 tells us, "For what the law could not do, in that it was weak through the flesh, God sending his own Son in the likeness of sinful flesh, and for sin, condemned sin in the flesh: That the righteousness of the law might be fulfilled in us..."

The law of the Spirit of life in Christ Jesus has produced righteousness in your spirit. No wonder Jesus said, "Ye are the light of the world..." (Mathew 5:14); you are to look at you, and know what rightness is. You're not only a partaker, but the expression of His righteousness. Isaiah 61:3 calls us trees of righteousness; the planting of the Lord of Hosts, that He might be glorified. Therefore, you bear fruits of righteousness ( Phillipians 1:11).

Let righteousness reign through you; give expression to God's best in your life. Decide that the life of Christ will be expressed through you fully, and that you'll be effective in propagating the Gospel. Make up your mind on it, and it shall be so.

Confession
I give expression to the life of Christ and His nature of righteousness in me today, functioning with precision and wisdom in all I do. I live continually in the light of God's Word: in the light of my righteousness in Him, in Jesus' Name. Amen.

F U R T H E R S T U D Y:
1 Corinthians 1:30
Philipians 1:11

1 year Bible Reading Plan:
Acts 19:8-41
Job 15-18

2 Year Bible Reading Plan:
Luke 7:18-35
Joshua 3-4

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I've a lot to thnk God for...and I thnk God for y'all in all detailed way! Congrats to folks strting TS tomoro, n folks doin em 2nd interview on Wednesday.

#Peace

kellyben4u: Finally I can post, wats up abj ts hopefuls, I dey here o, make una no forget to mark me present. @Gombs and the rest o

We see you...aug 5th na d day we dey eye frm yonder

Baptized Into Jesus Christ · Sunday, July 7th · Page Visits (191)

Pastor Chris

Know ye not, that so many of us as were baptized into Jesus Christ were baptized into his death? Therefore, we are buried with him by baptism into death: that like as Christ was raised up from the dead by the glory of the Father, even so we also should walk in newness of life (Romans 6:3-4).


In our theme verse, the Holy Spirit through the Apostle Paul helps us understand our inseparable oneness with the Lord by saying ‘we were baptized into Jesus Christ.’ We’re members of His body, of His flesh, and of His bones (Ephesians 5:30).

Being baptized into Jesus Christ, you’ve become inextricably united with Him, such that God doesn’t distinguish you from Jesus Christ. The Lord Jesus reiterated this oneness in John 15:5: "I am the vine, ye are the branches…." We have the same life with Him, because life comes through the vine, into the branches.

Another beautiful part of our oneness with Jesus Christ is that it didn’t end with our baptism into His death, but continues in a newness of life by His resurrection from the dead. Romans 6:4 says, "Therefore, we are buried with him by baptism into death: that like as Christ was raised up from the dead by the glory of the Father, even so we also should walk in newness of life." His resurrection ushered us into a newness of life.

Walk in the consciousness of your new life in Him; it’s the resurrection life. Your past doesn’t exist; you’re a new creation; a superior creation, perfected in Christ Jesus. You’re not of this world. Have and live with this consciousness every day.

...Because it'll make me sleep, and because first service is 7:30 am and I cnt afford being in church later dan at most 7:45am




And BTW, its kinda a tradition...pops n ma never allowed us eat before church...except you still sucking life outta mumsi's breas.t or you are below 7!

And I thank them for dat tradition!...BTW I'm in my mid 20s, cnt remember wen last I ate before chrch service.

Congrats y'all

domcarez: no hard feelings,lagos peepz abeg make una occupy una lagos o....God z alive

Chai!...lol

*thread don tk style lean o! Lol, Oga bensonn calm down, let's watch and see wot God hs in stock. Good thing is, we all are still buddies evn after dis thread.

[quote author=make_it_rainy]Gombs, Bensonn and Doncarez, I pray u guys make d nxt Ts cos if u dnt, I will be d 1st person 2 remind u guys of ur posts. Na una dey cos wahala 4 dis thread ooo! Lol.[/quote]You be Angel of doom ni?! I bind d latter part of your post and scream AMEN to d beginning part...lmao

You be wc TS hopeful sef?

Bensonn: from monnaspark's ascertion,dt means lagos peeps saying they wil occupy BOTH of abj and owerri TS, are just trying to verbalise dia selfishness, thank God dey are not db HR....we are held captive by the words of our mouth, so i reject that and claim Aug 5. IJN!...Amen!
......@monnaspark by God's grace your slot is already there waiting for you

Oboy! Shey you wan start crisis again shey?...lol
I do understand their point of view, but nevertheless.... At least now sha, we cud safely and finally deduce from monnaspark's post that AUG 5th is for Owerri n ABJ in their respective states!

Enugu folks, I dnt knw weda na till sept ending or early oct!

#JustThinkingOutLoud
#TeamABJtsHopeful

^^^u are so gonna get your slot on monday! Fingers crossed man!

...Ladies and dreams sha

You must be handsome, encouraging,comforting, taller, smart, caring, loving, wise, God-fearing, romantic,able, respectful, cheerful, interesting, sociable, capable, naughty,mature, creative, hard-working, a giver, helpful and most importantly
understanding.

You go wait for dis kind guy tire...except Jesu himself sha

Wen biological clock start dey tick heavily, una go shun d above dey try shin gum one rascal!

BTW av always asked " what do ladies mean by the words CARING and GOD-FEARING. Because dictionary definition is far different frm wot ladies mean! Imagine a serial clubbing girl demanding for those qualities in a man, and all d guys dat she follow arnd dnt av an iota of the said qualities

I wanted to write a letter, but guys dnt write to the future, we believe in what we see NOW! Shikena

BeraBera: Why hide the BB PIN? They should have left it so that we can see it, and for people that have Paul's PIN to confirm.

Lmao!..my sister d pin needed to be hidden na..you knw aw many frnd request Paul for PS go get per second? (Dats assuming d bb pic linda put for us is actually his!)

Still laffing at this sentence tho
"and for people that have Paul's PIN to confirm."

Am like "seriously??"

Aw does using the girl as his DP n some smileys amount to same things as "officially acknowledged the boy as his"??

I fail to comprehend dat! Someone help me


Amebo pple!...emm linda ma sef n screen grabbing celebs bb tins to aid n abet 'amebo' n 'ameborazzis' respectively

Apologies to the all folks in house/thread for my outburst! (Except contactlahrie...it took me a lot of mental restraint n respect for the thread not to respond to his post again)


Wot eva DB wan do, make dem do!...Tis evn silly calculating what batch wud go n who won't, and evn sillier debating it!

*slaps head!

contactlahrie: .... 1st of all,Abj TS may not even resume Aug 5 cos there's muslim p.hol dt week and Db observes p.holidays.

See as you dey fall your hand? So, cos there's muslim holiday dat week, so na only muslims dey go d TS for abj, cos abj na North? So odas go resume instead of Abj because "there's muslim p.hol dt week and Db observes p.holidays", what a stinking pile of BS!!!

You called it a public holiday which of course is national, so it won't stretch to d south, abi because contactlahrie said so?

You don fall hand sha o!

Wen I did my interview in abj, d interviewer said dey needed more hnds in d North, esp towards kano, jigawa, jos, even borno sef! He promptly said "you're going to Jos". Bottom line sha is, I thank Eledumare say you no dey HR office...because your above calculation sums it all!

Sploofic: ...Except dem give ur pix to una village winch to use during heat period.

I don laf trowey popsi food frm him tray!..damn, you's funny!