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Make dem come but note that nepotism will take place

She was chased out of class but now class is chasing her. Na so God dey do am. It could be u, it could be me.
When the holidays are over they should let her focus on her studies.
From ghetto to dubai.
Kicked out to stand out.

Drop the exchange rate

I'm 6.2

https://www.instagram.com/p/BwjYr7pDLz6/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=18sw5f0zp1b67

You will always be remembered

Na today?

Yeah i once used a site and found this. It's a paid site and they gave a 70% match from Brazil. I used free so they didn't reveal other matches

Oh sh!t, there goes my appetite

Kid with grandma boobs. Dude never ever take off your shirt when u wanna make out

candlewax:
why is the money not in an account? Why have such cash? I suspect yahoo...

Before nko. Yahoo boys in sapele are so many. The other day I saw a guy that everyone knows as premental, Driving his corolla claiming yahoo boy too. Who no sabi use Nokia torch don dey flex motor and cash.

This one sef small. If u wanna do a documentary about yahoo boys. Sapele is the place and police are enjoying at checkpoints.
Besides he will buy himself another one just now. Them full here na.

TheFacelessMan:


Many years back, i had just bought my Honda Accord popularly called Baby Boy.


I loved it so much i could have given my Baby breastmilk had i been a nursing mother

On my way for Thanksgiving, I decided to branch my friend Segun's house off Molete Avenue.

I decided to consult Google Map - Ogbomosho version for directions.

" Turnu righti on Amerikan afenew" "Go tiri ondred kilomita and turnu left" (300m)" I heard in a thick Yoruba accent

7 mins into the trip while making a U-turn, I happened to glance at my side mirror and I saw a guy doing this:

[img]https://1.bp..com/-ZAieT1s5_J8/UkNU8hqIfhI/AAAAAAAAOZo/Xc-uZ5OXqto/s1600/big-show.gif[/img]

I heard people shouting and pointing in my direction, most likely in admiration...

Next thing I know, my car was flying .

"Honda ti pari ishe si moto yii" = Honda did a remarkable job on this car. I told myself.

I was proud of my choice. A flying car for how much?



I soon realized to my dismay that the car was not taking off like a plane but descending

Brown roofs rushed at me at speeds of 120 km/hr

This is how I ended up :

The End

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

Lol

castro234:
Withdrawal method still remain the best option....

Abi. I told a lady condom or no condom I always withdraw cuz im addicted to coitus interruptus. And i told her I have never had a case of pregnancy before. She was so shocked. If u no sabi withdraw no do skin. As for me i know my wife will not lack. U just have to master your nerves and time pulling out right.

Telling u how they made the wealth so they can't flaunt it any more cuz you'll do better than they did

In need of a relationship with a devoted girl.
I'm 31
6"2
I've got a legitimate job.
Got my own place so I'm independent.
Reason I'm here. (I really really suck at wooing a lady, it's why I'm single and I'm getting worried).
Tired of girls double dating.
I reside in sapele, Delta State.
Also I'm sick of girls claiming to test me yet they are secretly dating someone else. I can't kill myself anymore.
Tired of pleasing any girl.
I've got a really calm nature.
Just think of me as the Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler type.
Still can't handle alcohol so I don't drink.
I never smoke
And I'm sort of the tech type. I love technology and always love fixing stuff.
I'm no joker and I don't joke with my feelings.

Take a look at me properly, I may be ur match and don't worry. Im more than meets the eye

This photo was taken 7am this morning at work.
Here's my digits
07035107426.

Strictly no jokers

Na wa ooo. This is funny.

greatermeme:
Who'll enjoy the money, then! In a way, you're correct!

As if people aren't doing it already. Frustrating drives people to fettish means.

Either way u die. Enjoy a lil then die horribly or die and never taste extravagant life

Instead to kill urself. Why not use yourself for money ritual

Tunagee:
No rush o! Just take your time. Na runs girls and ashawo full outside now o, including our university graduates and masters holders. Dem full badoo and Inmessage, even churches. Shine your eye o!!!

My brother I tire ooo. Even the last one I had was still attached to her ex. Na so so yeye babes I dey meet sef abi na so I wowo. 30 and single doesn't sound funny at. Na evening newspaper I don turn so. Lol. Well patience.

IkpuMmadu:
https://etimes.com.ng/the-consequences-of-late-marriage-and-the-very-reasons-why-you-should-marry-early-if-you-can/

By Anayo M. Nwosu

If the economy was easier what's to stop u from marrying after graduation. I graduated at 24 finished nysc at 26. Spent 3yrs jobless. Using my skills to earn then. The girl I was dating told me I was going nowhere in life and im taking her along. Last year I scored job that pays 6 digits, took one of dad's cars to step up my profile now looking for the eligible but many are taken . Still searching, so sometimes it's situation. It's not like I chose to be at 30s and unmarried. If I see my type and shes of the right frequency it won't take long.

She can be pregnant with twin if she wants

90% of guys claim to be single. 80% of ladies claim the same but in reality there are more single guys than ladies out there. It's up to u to discover the truth. My colleague at work denied his wife and 4 kids when a girl he was wooing accessed his phone. Its so annoying when u fall in love with someone and discover the person has another. I have experienced so much of that to extents it has affected my reasoning.

yerokunphilips:
This generation is full of people without shame ,how on earth will three friends will be sleeping with the same lady ,during my days is school you can even woo the lady your friend have asked out talk less of sleeping with the same lady under the same roof at the same time .

I wonder ooo

I miss sex die but I don't let it consume me. I've not engaged in sex since DECEMBER 17, 2017. It not because i dont want to. I really really want to but I always get too attached to the person I have sex with and it kills my vibe if she disappoints me cuz I get so attached. So i hope my next sex has to be with the one. Yeah I've had several opportunities I've turned down and some I really regret not having sex with cuz konji na hell sometimes but self-service off to cool off. Sometimes I look at myself and feel like am i doing the right thing. I really dont wanna get addicted to having multiple sex partners its why i just dont sex any one and believe me my abstinence dey make babes dey chop my small change like say i be maga but it doesn't matter cuz no girl I've dated can speak bad of my personality.

If this kind person write school project. Na dead ooo

My name is ESE and I would always rename it to Ese

donkarly:
What is this one saying?

Me sef wonder for the guy. Check why investor think twice before grabbing a Nigerian opportunity. Is it not because of our fraudulent reputation? Fraud exists in many nations, but nigeria is the worst. Yahoo is an upgraded version of 419. Lol. Only God will deliver this country and Nigerians

PrettyCrystal:
A wild boar was killed by some group of hunters on Sunday, 7th April, 2019. According to reports, the hunters tracked down the wild pig and killed it at Rounder area of Abeokuta, Ogun State.

After the kill, the hunters displayed the slain animal in public as residents gathered in their numbers to catch a glimpse of it.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/04/wild-boar-killed-by-group-of-hunters-in-ogun-state-photos.html

Omg they killed pumbA

Hmmm. I see why he's always travelling. Ajala.

Well if it wasn't for yahoo yahoo ladies like this would be everywhere. But yahoo yahoo don scatter every where. Mere mentioning u are a Nigerian they'll decline cuz Naija has a trademark of fraud

This guy wowo ooo

They aint married yet and She's already sucking him dry

Op better hungry never hammer u