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When i get tyre pump for my trunk, I go just dey look am like wen u finish just dey go

double0seven:
Like seriously, you parked your car by the side of the road and went home to sleep?

Which side of the road did you park. I hope its the road inside your estste?

Its not by the highway.

Hondas can squeeze the last dime outta your pocket especially when u are managing cash before payday. And in the last 4 days I saw 2 of these Honda accords u mentioned with the same issue broken down right at the center of the intersection. Baby boy and EOD.
I USED A 1995 ODYSSEY FOR 3 years and there was only one time i almost experienced the leg pull but a clip saved the fall. I felt it and knew it was the wheel framework falling apart so I parked by the side of the road and behold it was right there. So i rolled up the windows, locked the doors and took public transportation home. I slept well the next day I called a mechanic (I was using one then) and the guy charged me 3k to replace and put it back in order. Since then I started learning to check for any signs of collapse every 1 week and when I saw 1 I amended myself. Now I no longer use honda.
I'm now riding a 1992 landcruiser with front and rear solid axles. Everything is so easy to fix.
Only issues I have now is too much weight on rear tyres also I plan to change the axle seals and cv joints. It's quite easy running solid axles compared to IFS

Ninethmare:
I returned back to the east after NYSC on December 2018, but instead of going home I got a place to stay in Anambra state.

The girls in Anambra are just beautiful that it will be hard for you not to take a second look

I sworn that I will never cheat on my Fiancé cause I love her so much and wouldn't want to hurt her


After like three weeks in Awka konji was killing me, Meanwhile babe is somewhere very far doing a program in her field

On January 23rd A friend came around and was suggesting us visiting one of the brothels in Awka. I was initially not interested, so he suggested I just escort him there and sit at the bar until he was done. I said cool that's fine.

So he went in with one of the girls, I was just taking some drinks when a very beautiful prostitute passed, instead of John Thomas to relax, him foolishly stand.

After negotiations we entered

Just because it's be quite a while I just dey use my power on the babe, all of a sudden what I noticed was "Condom done burst"

I noticed late and believe me the girl wasn't bothered, I was like "you carry anything? ".

She was like no I am fine. for my mind I was like "even if she get she will still say no"

I immediately ran to a chemist and asked for Ciprofloxacin, bought it then I left leaving my friend behind cause that dude can taste like three different girls in one night

Two weeks later I was sick of fever, that same week joint pains, fatigue, headache, in fact my neck was hurting.

I opened goggle searched about symptoms of HIV, what I was got me more scared. I was like so this girl dash me HIV free of charge, no wonder she wasn't feeling remorsed when the condom busted.

Fear gripped me, I started thinking Lord what have I done.
Lord I am sorry
Forgive me and don't let me pay so heavy for my mistake.

Fast forward till 10th May 2019

I went to the hospital to do some test

I did hepatitis, Liver function test, typhoid, malaria, I wanted to do HIV but I was scared I decided not to.

Two days later I went back to get the test result.

Hepatitis-Negative
Malaria-positive
typoid-Negative
Liver function test - A little above normal(doc said no need to worry)

20th May I decided to go to Owerri to do the HIV test in case I was positive so nobody will know me. in fact I didn't use my real name when filling the HIV form.

After the long discussion the counselor will give, then it was time to Carry out the test.

My hands and feets were shaking. the counselor noticed and he said even if you have it there are ARVs for you to live healthy (I was like God just forgive me, I know I have failed)

As soon as he took my blood, I stood up wrote my number on a shot of paper and said Sir please send the result to me via sms, he was just staring at me while I left.

I left and went to a bar sitting and waiting for the result via sms

After 20mins I got a test. my heart was beating when I opened it what I saw was "Your HIV test result says you are negative, always protect yourself but remember abstinence is the best".

I was so happy but I Needed to confirm it again, so I returned back to Awka that same day.

Today being 22nd May 2019, I went to Medical Center Amaku to confirm.

I went in after every every I was confirmed negative. happiness from no where came over me.

As I was leaving I looked towards the special clinic and saw crowd of HIV positive persons waiting to get ARVs, and I was like what if I had tested positive is this how I will disgrace myself and my family.

I opened a trend previously asking if HIV persons can join the military. This is because my uncle is making sure I join the Nigeria Prison service. I would have been disgraced if I tasted positive.

I have sworn that from this day I will never have sex till I get married. cause I am planning to get married next year God willing.

So my friends try to know your status today.

You might be scared but just know that only test can confirm your status.


So when last did you check your status?

Instead of to blast for brothel i rather do soapee at least its safe. Me Wen stay over 1 year I no blast. My last test was 2017, my last sex is 2019 fully on jacket me and the babe don breakup sef, but it's good to know ur status and pray for a reliable partner. Some girls lack self control

This looks like J5 AGOFURE time to upgrade

A girl broke my heart badly 2 days ago but instead of sniper I took smirnuff ice. Just 3 bottlez and I was someone else. I love my family and I cannot kill myself because of one girl that isn't meant for me

Amagite3:
African bad girl, Tiwa Savage stopped by a local market in Lagos for a photoshoot, and she looked absolutely stunning.

She captioned them; "Market woman ❤️ Loosen up a lil ����"


http://www.amagitesblog.com/2019/05/market-woman-tiwa-savage-looking-absolutely-stunning-at-a-local-market.html

Dey set doggy style for market

kolafolabi:
Where the heck is this guy seeing money? Hope it is not being plucked in a tree in Dubai?

I wonder

Ruggedman sha. I remember when he faced eedris, the guy changed his style of rap now if naira goes free he no go carry talk about cybercriminals. Even yahoo boys know what they're doing is wrong it's why no yahoo boy can admit he's into yahoo on social media.

Carry talk. This is what happens when u speak in favour of illegal criminals. Unlike legal criminals (politicians)

No even try am, mama na mama. Abi its ur wife that should never forget to ask if u have given mom money. We have lots of mother's day in 1 year, u know why dem put am like that?

All these bet9ja people dey advertise oooo. Why u no play your sure game win your money steady. Rather than charge peanuts for something u claim can get u currency. Seun should bad these guys jo

Bad boys full that school sha

Dem go soon ban sniper

dre11:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/yahoo-boys-take-over-ekiti/

Abeg someone should summarise this essay is too long

newsynews:
AGhanaian Pastor, Victor Eghan, has given reasons why Christians who watch Game of Thrones are going against God and would probably end up in hell.

Read his reasons below.*****



https://lailasnews.com/christians-watch-game-thrones-hell/

I have never had time for this game of thrones and I have all seasons.
But who does he think he is to decide. Also how does he know about the clips on game of thrones?

He deserves it. Hailing thieves. What will happen if maga stops to pay. Them go dey carry gun Rob bank

goldcoinhub:
A popular yahoo boy in Calabar, Akpojivi Onoriode has been arrested by operatives of the Uyo Zonal Office of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC.

He was arrested alongside 3 other internet fraudsters during separate raids carried out in the early hours of Saturday, May 4, 2019 and Sunday, May 5, 2019.

A statement from the anti-graft agency says 29-year-old graduate of Delta State University, Akpojivi Joel Onoriode was arrested on Saturday morning.

Onoriode was arrested in his lavishly furnished duplex located at Plot 10, Block VI, Unical Satellite Town, Calabar, which he confessed was purchased with proceeds from his illicit “yahoo” business.

He confessed that he had been in the “yahoo-yahoo” business for a long time and was known as “Blinks” or “Mr White”.

He admitted that he has been in the “yahoo” business for a very long time and currently operates an offshore account in China.

He said

“I was really known in my school then as a yahoo boy. I have two kids. I didn’t want to bring them up where people will say, ah! your father is a yahoo boy. That was why I relocated my family from Asaba to Calabar. When I came out now and saw you people and the bus outside, my mind just told me there was a problem.”


While conducting a search on the premises, three luxury cars were recovered from him – ZDX Acura car, E 300 Mercedes Benz and a Range Rover SUV.

The Range Rover could, however, not be moved out of the premises with other exhibits due to mechanical problems. Other items recovered include, two iPhones, one Nokia phone, and documents of landed properties owned by the suspect.

https://lailasnews.com/popular-yahoo-boy-in-calabar-onoriode-arrested-by-efcc/

What happens if he decides not to invest and relys on just yahoo and yahoo ends. I still wonder

Money and women Chai. I still dey imagine how the babe go dey lick the guy old ballz and calling her ancient ancestor baby. Na her life sha. I wonder how much afrodisiac the man go dey use to boost energy. Cuz wetin we see for one movie fit turn reality.

Where the dude got married to a young lady and during a sex session he overdid it and became a strokanaut.

MILF

victormartyn:
Jesus Christ.

My Kogi people dey suffer o.
As them no get airport nkó?

I tire for some people ooo.

Imoh555:
Abeg make we hear word

Success matter Don pass

Regina Daniel own Don pass

Toto decay own go pass too


We tired of all the BS on the internet








Local man disgusted

My brother all na female matter ooo. Man no dey rein sef.
From
Chioma
Linda ikeji
Success
Regina
Now tonto

Woman matter sha (although 1 still be girl)
Besides success's parents no get before and their own condition is different so now they have a small opportunity and lot of help. No dulling. Dem go establish wisely unlike some people wen no get wetin dem go take money do.
Abeg any celeb wen get money to waste i no mind of u give me small inside my house rent go soon expire 250k na recharge card money for una. After all some of una wristwatch reach to build duplex

Why she run abi the guy na yahoo boy?

Well if they are better than nigerian politicians they are welcome to stay.

Daniels again?

Old man wife. Well on a bright note she don marry. But that one no mean say she no go still do outside. And when the man deletes from earth she will repeat the same process. Sugar mom.

Gosh. Money get power ooo. But i no understand na only this old papa get money. So who come dey at fault now?

Make dem come but note that nepotism will take place

She was chased out of class but now class is chasing her. Na so God dey do am. It could be u, it could be me.
When the holidays are over they should let her focus on her studies.
From ghetto to dubai.
Kicked out to stand out.

Drop the exchange rate

I'm 6.2

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You will always be remembered

Na today?