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Crime › Re: 'Oh Dollar Was A Yahoo Boy': Police Arrest Killers Of Juliana Imaga, OOU Student by gonkin(m): 6:10pm On Jun 22, 2018
Only his name shows he's a yahoo boy. I only feel bad for the girl. Long throat don let am die throwey. No girl wants to date a broke guy but at least date a guy thats not a CRIMINAL. There are guys that still earn in a legit way. And someone has started pointing out sars.

Romance › Re: Why Will A Nigerian Girl Want To Make Luv Without Condom by gonkin(m): 12:21pm On Jun 22, 2018
If she's reliable which is very rare
Crime › Re: End Time!!! Two Teenage Boys Arrested For Raping And Murderer Of 1years Old Girl by gonkin(m): 9:32am On Jun 22, 2018
This kind small pikin?

Romance › Re: Men Are Likely To Cheat If They Are This Tall by gonkin(m): 9:06am On Jun 22, 2018
Im over 6ft tall and all the girls ive dated knows i didn't cheat. So this post is rubbish
Romance › Re: Is It Safe To Marry A Lady Over 40 Years Of Age?? by gonkin(m): 6:22am On Jun 22, 2018
MISEDUCATIONS:
you cant give what you dont have.
now here is why you dont marry living fossils over 40:
1.the more dicks a woman fvcks the less attached she gets to any one dick. women over 40 have fvcked hundreds of dick
2. her biologial clock is running out. why marry a woman whose ability to give you children ends in a year or two? its desperation
3.her body has gone to shìt, boobs that droop to floor and borehole pvssy.
4.if a woman reaches 40 unmarried she has a problem. why wont she settle? why are men avoiding her? dont be the fool that regrets wifing up a problem.
5.do you think you can satisfy a woman who has had sex with 200 men? what can you do to her that will make your dick memorablehuh
6.women age like milk. in 5 yrs time she'll be looking like your mother. marry a 43 yr old woman have a kid and the kid is 10 while the mother is 53!! that makes sense to you? is she her granny or mother?

dude no pvssy is worth it like that. get a younger woman. dont doom your children.
imagine your kid is 15 and her mother is 75. c'mon now. your children deserve better.
Number 2, 4 and especially number 6, are really good points.
He's right

In number 2 fact her age doesn't give much options so shes either trying to settle due to age cuz at 40 its really way past the marrying age. And thats age she's very likely to experience some changes in her menstrual cycle and premature menopause in a few year. Remember women age faster than men. Even chicken eggs loses quality with time.


As for fact number 4 no woman should be unmarried at that age. Its either she's been married before or a single mother.

Fact number 6.
Fertility rates begin to decline gradually at the age 30, more so at 35, and markedly at age 40.
Its not new that women have more difficulty getting pregnant as they age.

Women also have more trouble staying pregnant as they get older: The rates of miscarriage and ectopic pregnancy go up substantially with age.


Successfully you may be pregnant, but age continues to have an effect. The older you are when you get pregnant, the more likely you are to have a chronic disease, such as high blood pressure or diabetes , that may be undiagnosed and can affect your pregnancy.

You're also at higher risk of developing certain complications during pregnancy – such as gestational diabetes , placental abruption (thats when the placenta prematurely separates from the uterine wall), and placenta previa (in which the placenta lies low in the uterus, partly or completely covering the cervix).

And considering the kind of medication and cream some ladies use during their youthful age the risks are actually higher than stated.

Romance › Re: Long Distance Relationship Phobia!!!! by gonkin(m): 2:01pm On Jun 21, 2018
Really don't like it. Lost a lot of relationships especially when im away. Really hate finding out things by myself. But if it shows in your character, i would know ure hiding something and i always find out.
Girls are good pretenders and liars. Guys are good cheaters and i must tell u it hurts wen me when my girl cheats. I remember the time of mtn magic number. After the subscription expired my girl added another dude and said she wants to buy another sim to add me. Thats 1

The most annoying one is when she's cheating with u. I didn't know she had a guy. SHE LIED and ive blasted her rear so much that i ran outta condoms till one day the person she said was her relative was actually her guy. The chairman called me to give me the threat of my life. To make matters worse the girl is still buzzing me till tomorrow.

Im just glad the op used those pictures cuz i truly believe there are more cheating ladies than guys out there. When shes at school she cheats. When he travels for business he cheats and she cheats while he's away
so na lady 2:1 guy

Romance › Re: Is It Safe To Marry A Lady Over 40 Years Of Age?? by gonkin(m): 7:26am On Jun 21, 2018
pafo:
No single matured reply! Op, I am in my late twenties and unmarried but this has allowed me the luxury of observing a lot of marriages from family and friends and if their is something to pick from them, happiness is all that matters. Marriage is an institution and unfortunately, sex is not the only course offered. If I ask some of them married folks sef, food will rank way higher than sex on their preference list so those people talking about mileage are "kids" with developing sex drives.

The real question to you though are these; does she make you happy? Does she respect you enough despite being older? How good is her body and does she turn you on sexually? Are you both financially stable? Do you both love each other? If your answers to these questions is yes, you have nothing to worry about.

All those people saying you should marry a 25 yr old girl, listen not. Nor be the 20-25 year olds wey we dey see now wey be say their engine don die. I would rather marry a lady that knows and accepts I am her last bus stop than one in her twenties that will get to thirty and now start slaying and disrespecting me because of the attention she gets from male folks outside.

Thinks with your head, not with your raging testosterone levels. Marriage is way way more than sex.
Brilliant

Romance › Re: See What A Heartbroken Guy Sent To A Girl That Has Been Snubbing Him by gonkin(m):
sending her a text only makes the feeling of rejection worse. Its not like the text will get her back. Just walk away and try to forget. I experienced this just 2 days ago, really love her so so much and sometimes it gets heavy and i feel really sad that i lose my appetite. But i can't force her to love me. Rather i just try to forget by getting busy and im gradually improving. No "YOU HURT ME" text or calls. Just walk away. It may take a week but its something im used to.

Crime › Re: Lady's Corpse Dumped On The Road In Anambra With A Murder Note (Photos) by gonkin(m): 6:07pm On Jun 20, 2018
dainformant:
Residents of Ifitedunu in Anambra state were shocked yesterday after finding the corpse of a yet-to-be identified woman who was killed by unknown assailants..According to Njoku Obed Chinwendu who shared the news, a warning note was left at the scene where her corpse was dumped - suggesting that she might have been killed by the wife of an alleged lover.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/ladys-corpse-dumped-on-the-road-side-after-being-killed-in-anambra-photos.html
Them really murder English here. I thought she was JUKING.

Family › Re: "I Beat My Wife Everyday, Yet We Are The Best Couple On Earth" – Pastor Jackson by gonkin(m): 6:01pm On Jun 20, 2018
You can even do better by not beating her.
What kind of man beats his wife EVERYDAY? I believe a man is never supposed to lift his hand to beat his woman.
Really hate that.
There's gotta be other ways better than beating. In this modern day you open you mutated teeth to brag about beating your woman. Jeez who does that?

Romance › Re: Is It Safe To Marry A Lady Over 40 Years Of Age?? by gonkin(m): 9:20am On Jun 20, 2018
mistel:
ask yourself why she has remained unmarried till now. then you will find your answer to your question
This dude is psychological brilliant. I love these line. I'm gonna keep em for future use. Damn you're good
Romance › Re: Do Nose Piercings Ruin First Appearances? by gonkin(m): 8:49am On Jun 20, 2018
I really don't like nose piercing, cuz of the kinda people i see have it. Its like a girl smoking. Scary. We can't judge a book by its cover but with a hole on your nose, i would definitely judge u as a callgirl
Romance › Re: Is It Safe To Marry A Lady Over 40 Years Of Age?? by gonkin(m): 8:33am On Jun 20, 2018
Why would a lady sorry woman be 40 and unmarried, i believe most that get up to 40 and unmarried were either too selective or have a bad attitude that chases away her destined man.

She would probably get married to you cuz she's out of options and not because she loves you .
A lady above 35 have higher risks of fibroid especially if she has never been pregnant. Also i would advise u to get her pregnant first cuz of her age. U really dont wanna get married to a 40year old and start having faulty issues with her reproductive engine. So check her mileage and make sure u drive by getting her pregnant first

Romance › Re: Is It Safe To Marry A Lady Over 40 Years Of Age?? by gonkin(m): 8:32am On Jun 20, 2018
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Romance › Re: I Just Ended The Friendship With My Best Friend. I Feel Frustrated by gonkin(m):
Jamariwolff:
After breaking this relationship over a lil fight which involved him making fun of my academic performance, I blocked him on WhatsApp nd told him to stay away from me offline.
He's handsome and fun.
I'm not my self anymore, I'm presently awake from a hangover yesterday evening over this same issue


I miss those funny night chats with this guy, but I can't get my proud self to apologise right now.
Its hard to find good male friends. If he can pick u up when u need a hand, assist u in times of need NEVER LET GO OF SUCH A FRIEND. Lots to guys today are just nice cuz they are seeking a pleasure opportunity. A guy that cares and doesn't mind should be kept close. So apologize and make him see more value in you. Personally i dislike making people feel sad cuz the lack something. Especially a bad GPA. You apologize and if he has a conscience he would apologize too.
Never make a friend feel bad about fatness, ugliness and also been broke. Seriously never insult someone about what they lack.

Sports › Re: Meet Marcus, The Pig That Predicted Nigeria Will Get To The Semi-Final by gonkin(m): 10:29pm On Jun 18, 2018
If naija loses again they better murder that pig
Romance › Re: Is It Possible For Two People To Date For 4years Without Cheating??? by gonkin(m): 6:01pm On Jun 18, 2018
Avedonn:
Sorry about that bro.
Long term dating doesn't work.
Some ladies have cheating in their DNA.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Slept With My Cousin.. Pls Advice by gonkin(m): 3:27pm On Jun 18, 2018
Just walk away. Dont even tell her why. Hang out with some friends and never be alone. It hurts i know. Its even worse cuz its with your relative. Just let her go.
Romance › Re: Is It Possible For Two People To Date For 4years Without Cheating??? by gonkin(m): 3:24pm On Jun 18, 2018
Why not, but we broke up the 4th year cuz she cheated
Crime › Re: Decomposing Body Of A Man Floating In Apapa Lagoon (Graphic Photo) by gonkin(m): 2:54pm On Jun 18, 2018
Them don use this guy for sacrifice. No HEAD OOO.

Crime › Re: Boy Who Raped A Goat To Death Caught This Morning (Photos) by gonkin(m): 2:49pm On Jun 18, 2018
Na jazz the guy use f*ck the goat? Omo i fear this guy konji. I hope this is not another lie from bloggers

Romance › Re: How Kilishi Degraced Him In His Journey by gonkin(m): 10:15am On Jun 18, 2018
I dont eat of drink water. I hate holding urine and been restless during a trip
Crime › Re: Man Found Claiming To Be Time Traveler Turns Himself In For Killing Jesus Christ by gonkin(m): 10:39pm On Jun 17, 2018
Time travel, this is interesting. I travel through time everyday infact im gonna travel from today to tomorrow in about 2 hrs
Romance › Re: Ashlorm TheZionist: I Met My Husband Through Yahoo Yahoo by gonkin(m): 6:41pm On Jun 17, 2018
I was so wrong for thinking only naija babes are mad. But this Ghana matter na dead. This quarter to dead man. Old enough to be your grandfather. I wonder how this papilo would insert his expired sausage in her doughnut.

Politics › Re: Ambode For Second Term Pure Water (Pictured) by gonkin(m): 11:02am On Jun 17, 2018
This thing called 2ndnterm should be scraped
Sports › Re: Different Types Of Nigerians Reactions After The Super Eagles Lost - Meme by gonkin(m): 10:52am On Jun 17, 2018
No. 1 us super funny
Romance › Re: Another Lady Rocks Braless Cleveage-Baring Outfit To Benin Night Club by gonkin(m): 7:21am On Jun 17, 2018
Sometimes i wonder what causes the dead breast. Is it natural or self inflicted. Cuz who knows the kind of oppression these boobs have been through. Olympus has fallen

Sports › Re: Taxi Ploughs Into World Cup Fans In Russia, Many Injured(Photos) by gonkin(m): 9:41pm On Jun 16, 2018
A cab hit dozens and nobody die. But naija a motionless okada will fall the rider be badly injured the passenger will die and 2 bystanders will also be affected then someone will post it on nairaland and put GRAPHIC PHOTO!!! Abi no be human being the taxi driver jam?

Romance › Re: If Your Girl Once Dated Yahoo Boy ..you Are Doomed(see Reason And Pics) by gonkin(m): 8:00pm On Jun 16, 2018
nelsonebby:
she open pussy show you abi tongue



grin grin grin grin grin
Who dey do abortion for 2nd trimester no dey fear to pull pant.
Na who maggot dey fall commot from her kpekus go fear to n.aked abi.
When you are having signs that can lead to your death to n. aked na the least of your problems. Abi if one idiot collect your p3nis u no go commot boxer abi na kpata you dey wear. So reason am. The gravity of some situations makes you forget the guilt of nudity
Romance › Re: If Your Girl Once Dated Yahoo Boy ..you Are Doomed(see Reason And Pics) by gonkin(m): 6:18pm On Jun 16, 2018
nelsonebby:
You saw maggots from her private part

Hmmm Weldon
Continue lying
Like i said, we only believe what we see. I saw and u didn't. So continue doubting.

Romance › Re: If Your Girl Once Dated Yahoo Boy ..you Are Doomed(see Reason And Pics) by gonkin(m): 3:56pm On Jun 16, 2018
Gaddafithe2nd:
If them like make dem hear. Some no go hear, they go dey open deir honeypot to any guy they see.
Trust Nigerians, we only believe what we see. Not until they see a walking zombie some will never believe. I used to hear stories like this too and doubted it till someone i have physically seen had maggots coming out her private part 2 days after she camped with a guy that probably use yahoo as cover up.
Walking zombies everywhere.

Travel › Re: FRSC Officials Return N27M Recovered After Deaths Of 8 Edo Indigenes. PICS by gonkin(m): 7:38pm On Jun 15, 2018
He must return it cuz he doesn't want someone to use remote control on him too. Fear voodoo my guy

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