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Romance › Re: Is It Safe To Marry A Lady Over 40 Years Of Age?? by gonkin(m): 7:26am On Jun 21, 2018

pafo:
No single matured reply! Op, I am in my late twenties and unmarried but this has allowed me the luxury of observing a lot of marriages from family and friends and if their is something to pick from them, happiness is all that matters. Marriage is an institution and unfortunately, sex is not the only course offered. If I ask some of them married folks sef, food will rank way higher than sex on their preference list so those people talking about mileage are "kids" with developing sex drives.

The real question to you though are these; does she make you happy? Does she respect you enough despite being older? How good is her body and does she turn you on sexually? Are you both financially stable? Do you both love each other? If your answers to these questions is yes, you have nothing to worry about.

All those people saying you should marry a 25 yr old girl, listen not. Nor be the 20-25 year olds wey we dey see now wey be say their engine don die. I would rather marry a lady that knows and accepts I am her last bus stop than one in her twenties that will get to thirty and now start slaying and disrespecting me because of the attention she gets from male folks outside.

Thinks with your head, not with your raging testosterone levels. Marriage is way way more than sex.

Brilliant

Romance › Re: See What A Heartbroken Guy Sent To A Girl That Has Been Snubbing Him by gonkin(m): 10:12pm On Jun 20, 2018*

sending her a text only makes the feeling of rejection worse. Its not like the text will get her back. Just walk away and try to forget. I experienced this just 2 days ago, really love her so so much and sometimes it gets heavy and i feel really sad that i lose my appetite. But i can't force her to love me. Rather i just try to forget by getting busy and im gradually improving. No "YOU HURT ME" text or calls. Just walk away. It may take a week but its something im used to.

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Crime › Re: Lady's Corpse Dumped On The Road In Anambra With A Murder Note (Photos) by gonkin(m): 6:07pm On Jun 20, 2018

dainformant:
Residents of Ifitedunu in Anambra state were shocked yesterday after finding the corpse of a yet-to-be identified woman who was killed by unknown assailants..According to Njoku Obed Chinwendu who shared the news, a warning note was left at the scene where her corpse was dumped - suggesting that she might have been killed by the wife of an alleged lover.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/ladys-corpse-dumped-on-the-road-side-after-being-killed-in-anambra-photos.html

Them really murder English here. I thought she was JUKING.

Family › Re: "I Beat My Wife Everyday, Yet We Are The Best Couple On Earth" – Pastor Jackson by gonkin(m): 6:01pm On Jun 20, 2018

You can even do better by not beating her.
What kind of man beats his wife EVERYDAY? I believe a man is never supposed to lift his hand to beat his woman.
Really hate that.
There's gotta be other ways better than beating. In this modern day you open you mutated teeth to brag about beating your woman. Jeez who does that?

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Romance › Re: Is It Safe To Marry A Lady Over 40 Years Of Age?? by gonkin(m): 9:20am On Jun 20, 2018

mistel:
ask yourself why she has remained unmarried till now. then you will find your answer to your question

This dude is psychological brilliant. I love these line. I'm gonna keep em for future use. Damn you're good

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Romance › Re: Do Nose Piercings Ruin First Appearances? by gonkin(m): 8:49am On Jun 20, 2018

I really don't like nose piercing, cuz of the kinda people i see have it. Its like a girl smoking. Scary. We can't judge a book by its cover but with a hole on your nose, i would definitely judge u as a callgirl

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Romance › Re: Is It Safe To Marry A Lady Over 40 Years Of Age?? by gonkin(m): 8:33am On Jun 20, 2018

Why would a lady sorry woman be 40 and unmarried, i believe most that get up to 40 and unmarried were either too selective or have a bad attitude that chases away her destined man.

She would probably get married to you cuz she's out of options and not because she loves you .
A lady above 35 have higher risks of fibroid especially if she has never been pregnant. Also i would advise u to get her pregnant first cuz of her age. U really dont wanna get married to a 40year old and start having faulty issues with her reproductive engine. So check her mileage and make sure u drive by getting her pregnant first

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Romance › Re: Is It Safe To Marry A Lady Over 40 Years Of Age?? by gonkin(m): 8:32am On Jun 20, 2018

Romance › Re: I Just Ended The Friendship With My Best Friend. I Feel Frustrated by gonkin(m): 9:16am On Jun 19, 2018*

Jamariwolff:
After breaking this relationship over a lil fight which involved him making fun of my academic performance, I blocked him on WhatsApp nd told him to stay away from me offline.
He's handsome and fun.
I'm not my self anymore, I'm presently awake from a hangover yesterday evening over this same issue

I miss those funny night chats with this guy, but I can't get my proud self to apologise right now.

Its hard to find good male friends. If he can pick u up when u need a hand, assist u in times of need NEVER LET GO OF SUCH A FRIEND. Lots to guys today are just nice cuz they are seeking a pleasure opportunity. A guy that cares and doesn't mind should be kept close. So apologize and make him see more value in you. Personally i dislike making people feel sad cuz the lack something. Especially a bad GPA. You apologize and if he has a conscience he would apologize too.
Never make a friend feel bad about fatness, ugliness and also been broke. Seriously never insult someone about what they lack.

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Sports › Re: Meet Marcus, The Pig That Predicted Nigeria Will Get To The Semi-Final by gonkin(m): 10:29pm On Jun 18, 2018

If naija loses again they better murder that pig

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Romance › Re: Is It Possible For Two People To Date For 4years Without Cheating??? by gonkin(m): 6:01pm On Jun 18, 2018

Avedonn:
Sorry about that bro.
Long term dating doesn't work.

Some ladies have cheating in their DNA.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Slept With My Cousin.. Pls Advice by gonkin(m): 3:27pm On Jun 18, 2018

Just walk away. Dont even tell her why. Hang out with some friends and never be alone. It hurts i know. Its even worse cuz its with your relative. Just let her go.

Romance › Re: Is It Possible For Two People To Date For 4years Without Cheating??? by gonkin(m): 3:24pm On Jun 18, 2018

Why not, but we broke up the 4th year cuz she cheated

Crime › Re: Decomposing Body Of A Man Floating In Apapa Lagoon (Graphic Photo) by gonkin(m): 2:54pm On Jun 18, 2018

Them don use this guy for sacrifice. No HEAD OOO.

Crime › Re: Boy Who Raped A Goat To Death Caught This Morning (Photos) by gonkin(m): 2:49pm On Jun 18, 2018

Na jazz the guy use f*ck the goat? Omo i fear this guy konji. I hope this is not another lie from bloggers

Romance › Re: How Kilishi Degraced Him In His Journey by gonkin(m): 10:15am On Jun 18, 2018

I dont eat of drink water. I hate holding urine and been restless during a trip

Crime › Re: Man Found Claiming To Be Time Traveler Turns Himself In For Killing Jesus Christ by gonkin(m): 10:39pm On Jun 17, 2018

Time travel, this is interesting. I travel through time everyday infact im gonna travel from today to tomorrow in about 2 hrs

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Romance › Re: Ashlorm TheZionist: I Met My Husband Through Yahoo Yahoo by gonkin(m): 6:41pm On Jun 17, 2018

I was so wrong for thinking only naija babes are mad. But this Ghana matter na dead. This quarter to dead man. Old enough to be your grandfather. I wonder how this papilo would insert his expired sausage in her doughnut.

Politics › Re: Ambode For Second Term Pure Water (Pictured) by gonkin(m): 11:02am On Jun 17, 2018

This thing called 2ndnterm should be scraped

Sports › Re: Different Types Of Nigerians Reactions After The Super Eagles Lost - Meme by gonkin(m): 10:52am On Jun 17, 2018

No. 1 us super funny

Romance › Re: Another Lady Rocks Braless Cleveage-Baring Outfit To Benin Night Club by gonkin(m): 7:21am On Jun 17, 2018

Sometimes i wonder what causes the dead breast. Is it natural or self inflicted. Cuz who knows the kind of oppression these boobs have been through. Olympus has fallen

Sports › Re: Taxi Ploughs Into World Cup Fans In Russia, Many Injured(Photos) by gonkin(m): 9:41pm On Jun 16, 2018

A cab hit dozens and nobody die. But naija a motionless okada will fall the rider be badly injured the passenger will die and 2 bystanders will also be affected then someone will post it on nairaland and put GRAPHIC PHOTO!!! Abi no be human being the taxi driver jam?

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Romance › Re: If Your Girl Once Dated Yahoo Boy ..you Are Doomed(see Reason And Pics) by gonkin(m): 8:00pm On Jun 16, 2018

nelsonebby:
she open pussy show you abi

Who dey do abortion for 2nd trimester no dey fear to pull pant.
Na who maggot dey fall commot from her kpekus go fear to n.aked abi.
When you are having signs that can lead to your death to n. aked na the least of your problems. Abi if one idiot collect your p3nis u no go commot boxer abi na kpata you dey wear. So reason am. The gravity of some situations makes you forget the guilt of nudity

Romance › Re: If Your Girl Once Dated Yahoo Boy ..you Are Doomed(see Reason And Pics) by gonkin(m): 6:18pm On Jun 16, 2018

nelsonebby:
You saw maggots from her private part

Hmmm Weldon
Continue lying

Like i said, we only believe what we see. I saw and u didn't. So continue doubting.

Romance › Re: If Your Girl Once Dated Yahoo Boy ..you Are Doomed(see Reason And Pics) by gonkin(m): 3:56pm On Jun 16, 2018

Gaddafithe2nd:
If them like make dem hear. Some no go hear, they go dey open deir honeypot to any guy they see.

Trust Nigerians, we only believe what we see. Not until they see a walking zombie some will never believe. I used to hear stories like this too and doubted it till someone i have physically seen had maggots coming out her private part 2 days after she camped with a guy that probably use yahoo as cover up.
Walking zombies everywhere.

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Travel › Re: FRSC Officials Return N27M Recovered After Deaths Of 8 Edo Indigenes. PICS by gonkin(m): 7:38pm On Jun 15, 2018

He must return it cuz he doesn't want someone to use remote control on him too. Fear voodoo my guy

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Crime › Re: Man Kills Himself After Wife Gave Birth To New Baby In Delta State. Photos by gonkin(m): 7:36pm On Jun 15, 2018

Something isn't right here. No sane man would kill himself for 15k debt. Its not like she's dying. Maybe he did something fetish

Sports › Re: Man Displays Beers From 32 Countries Participating At The World Cup by gonkin(m): 8:07am On Jun 15, 2018

Im just wondering why guider is placed at the center and its really big too

Crime › Re: Police Release Channels For Complaints About SARS Officials by gonkin(m): 8:03am On Jun 15, 2018

wamiikechukwu:
I pray, may sars hold you and torment your life and in the end kill you and tag you an arm robber.... Can i get some amen!!!! So shall it be...

Thank you lord for answering this prayer

Why the bad prayer. He has a point. You know the one thing sars used as a template for stop and search. Its yahoo boys. Sars has long been in the system but now they use yahoo boys as an excuse to oppress other civilians.

He made some sense concerning the appearance thingy. But we just pray never to be a victim of the mad sars officers.
Sars has flagged me down so many times, but they just look and give me the go sign. SARS are legal criminals and lets face it. Yahoo boys are the main excuse they use to harass innocent people, its not as if they are even doing the work properly. They just want money.

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Romance › Re: See What Yahoo Boys Have Turned Nigeria Into by gonkin(m): 9:30pm On Jun 14, 2018

Kastonkastroll:
Yahoo � boys are good for our economy. T

They create jobs

They help our slay queens

What again

Yahoo is like coca cola
And Nigeria is diabetic

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Romance › Re: See What Yahoo Boys Have Turned Nigeria Into by gonkin(m): 9:26pm On Jun 14, 2018

Kastonkastroll:
Mark' zuchaberg was once a yahoo � boy

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Romance › Re: Do Girls Prefer Hot Body Or A Handsome Face? by gonkin(m): 7:07pm On Jun 14, 2018

Its all about the money. So make money first so u can look handsome the build up your muscles

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