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Like seriously your name is a jinx

Everything about ladies is fake They have fake a$$ now they have fake kitten

Hustlersdiary:
See naija Mugshot. You'll even fall for some US mugshots?

Backtodaura
SOWORE 2019

I wonder. They use an entire billboard

BornAgainMay:
I had this Girlfriend in School while I was in My Second year. She was in another school but always visit at my bake and call, She was also a Virgin then, Whenever she comes around, she usually buy me food stuff because, I was very broke.


After trying to penetrate her one Night, it was successful and the sweetness made me Cum into Her. The next day she went back home to also get food stuff for herself, few days later, she called me that she was Pregnant, that she had leave the parents house to live with the grandma, so the parents wont notice the pregnancy because they will kill her.

I scolded her to know if she is trying to get pregnant from another man and accuse me of being responsible, she was really crying on the other side of the telephone and cursing me at the same time. I stopped calling to know how serious she was.

I called her after some days and she told me she was playing prank to know my kind of person. I stopped calling her.

It was recently, during her birthday that i chatted her and told her how disappointed i felt knowing she aborted my baby. She told me she neva aborted her but i will never see her.

She confessed having my baby. Showed me the picture and honestly, she looks like me but i cant just accept that fact for the fact that she kept it secret till after four years.

Help me out in my decision

I had a girl that played a prank on me too. I took her virginity and we always did it raw but i only cum in her when she just got off her period. So she pranked me one time that she hasn't seen her period. I was like ok but dying inside. So she claimed to have gone for a test and was confirmed pregnant and i sounded excited even with seeing her claimed report. Then she reacted that she has to abort the pregnancy cuz of her school. I was like no way. Faked tears and all later she opened up that its a prank just checking if i really loved her cuz she had a friend that got ditch by her bf cuz of pregnancy. I told her she better get pregnant for real (inside i was relieved cuz i really didn't have the finances).

Some years back we met cuz weve broken up. Then she reminded of of that prank our child would have been 4 year and i just laughed.

But your case is like a scam. Maybe she dont know the father and just wanna pin it on u. She td u she aborted yet claims you are the daddy. So a girl i had sex with years back can just one day tell me. She had a kid for me. Guy seriously if you got the time do a DNA test cuz girls these days are remarkable. Its one of the major reasons I DONT SHARE A GIRL. If she cheats its bye bye. No 2nd chances. Im really strict about it.

Kini big deal with your profile photo

bignoisemaker:
so I'm 26 and relying on just self-service to cure my conji. The reason is because I hope to be financially stable before I go for a girl. my ideal age difference is 7 years. My future babe-to-be is probably 19years now.


This is a period girls like to be young, wild and free. Chei! 'My girl' might be easing off at the moment in a joint after which she'll likely give advanced doggy style to her older man. The thought drives me crazy!

Its best not to think about who's currently having her. Just make sure she has no hidden agenda. Some girls can keep secrets and when u find out from another source it could alter the relationship. Just focus on getting stable

Geraldyne:
Lol, it ws actually 4500 cos first bank didn't allow me transfer the whole money,

Ok, next time try to concentrate cuz these useless idiots just wanna take money some struggled to get. Its why i hate scammers.

Sorry, but its 5k the scammer would have finished it by now

PurplePatch:
Delta again?

I tire ooo. Always bad news from this my state

For her to have 2 guys they must be really lazy guys. Lazy boys

Tiwaz2:
Source: http://www.currentnewsinnigeria.com/i-will-defeat-buhari-in-2019-female-presidential-aspirant-declares/

She failed to consider one fact that most Nigerians have gender inequality especially the north where woman wear hijab and she expects those sand monkeys to vote her in. Seriously doubt that

So he's not a yahoo boy again he's now a gospel artist. What next, maybe they would say he's a chief priest then later a prophet. For me all i see is a guy that put his hands in dirt. This one that looks like a Marijuana worshipper

Seriously doubting this. How can u sentence a man to death because of mess. Its not even Nigerian fart cuz Nigerians mess no get rival ask the afonjas following this thread. A Nigerian fart that can make a mad man speak good English and make a normal person run mad

Thats what you get for having sex with a Public toilet.

Maybe his fettish contract wasn't renewed.
Yahoo boys whats your take on this.

omoharry:
Well Nigeria police has made so many good people to lose their sense of humanity..However,that should not stop us from lending a helping hand to those that are in dire need of it, especially in accident situation.

Some years back, I and my sister helped a young man along the Ajah express way ..he was knocked down by a vehicle and left for dead by the side of the road;this was the cause of the traffic we experiencing because cars in front had to slow down to take the side so as not to run over him...it was quite dark as the incident might have happened at about 5.30-6:00 AM and only means of light was the one coming from the vehicles..so one could he imagine the danger that young man was at that point in time.

While we and other cars were passing bye the corner and shaking their head over the unfortunate young man that was lying almost lifeless in his pool of blood, I am my sister decided to take the risk to see if we could be of help..because the place he was positioned he could easily be run over again by a bigger car so we reversed our car back to where he was lying face down with on-lookers and other waking away..we appealed to some of the guys around to help him up, some guys were able to lift him up into our car ..he was bleeding from his head very badly and I feared the worse would happened . we rush him to the nearest hospital around V.I before...we were able to check his phone to contact his family and friends. We kept contact with is brother and we were informed that he has been stabilized is being relocated to LUTH where he stayed for three months.

I never believed he would make it because of the state he was when he was rushed to the hospital.Six month later he contacted us to thank us for what we did..he also visited us too and we were very happy for him...you need to see a ever smiling face different from the blood soaked man we picked up from the road.He would call at least once every month after that day to thank us and show his gratitude for saving his Life until we appeal to him that it is ok.

I am very proud of what I and my sister did on that day..I remember my friends warning me not to ever try that again because of the trouble i might run into if the person dies..but would i have been at peace if i knew i was in a position to help someone but decided to pass bye because of the fear of our seek police force and false accusation that might be levied on our head. So irrespective of the challenges that we might encounter in the process of saving life it should not deter us from giving helping hand if we are ever in a position to do so.because it might be you down there tomorrow and you would so much be praying for a guardian angel to come to the rescue.

Thats the way to go, maybe if they put law that good Samaritans would be rewarded life would be much better as long as people dont use it as an opportunity to make money cuz nigerians are crazy about money

Donald95:
No one has called the authorities to recover the dead body out of fear of the policemen.

Only in the zoo, you will report a case to police and then become suspect.

Thats why most hit and run victims die. Cuz when u help they accuse you.
A bike man was hit by an unknown car and fled the scene another man driving say the man lying there still alive, he took the man to the hospital where he eventually died. The families of the man accused the good Samaritan of hitting the victim and asked him to fund the burial. So its not only the police, its all of Nigeria.

Another case is an accident victim was pull out of his car struggling for life and people were just standing there looking at him. A man that's a qualified first aid came to give him first aid then from no where he heard a voice speaking "if the man die na u we go hold" on hearing that he took his first aid kit and left. So u see its all of Nigeria. We have no good detectives. Even the police is shoot first and lie later. Normally you have no righ to shoot an unarmed man. But naija once they see u with dada, na shoot.

lefulefu:
girls dat cheat as girlfriends also continue their cheating ways as wives. Yea there are babes in the midst of having hot sex with some dude will be receiving phonecall from her boyfriend and calling him my love... Missed u..etc. Fear such girls .

U are right, there's a girl pestering me all the time. She's in a relationship, I'm aware, she's aware even the guy is aware but i think she's possessed. Maybe that's the stuff u are referring to cuz this topic is so on point. Cheating is in some of their DNA

My brother these girls tire me. A girl in a relationship will come to your house and have sex with u, her boyfriend will call her she will even pick up and say "im at home" soon as she takes the phone off her ear u get a peek at the caller ID before the call drop and you would see "my love" ask her who called her she would say her brother or cousin.
Why are many girls like this.

Alot of girls cant hold themselves once u turn on that switch they forget they are in a relationship.
i always like finding out if a girl is single or not but some of em dont say cuz they are not proud of their man and any girl that doesn't own up to be in a relationship has cheating on her mind of which many girl dont say they have a boyfriend

That's why i mentioned in a post that when unmarried girls cheat more but when married its the guys that cheat. Its not as if they are sex starved. Many just have this demon in them

I Prefer pepsi to Coca-Cola
Boil coke it becomes a thick honey like goo Boil pepsi it actually evaporates completely.
50cl of Coke has 60g of sugar 50cl of pepsi has 50g of sugar
As for the mentos experiment Coca-Cola is DA-BOMB

Even in Nigeria the don't do that

Naija boys at work

This guy get money sha. There's a saying that no matter the money ritual u do, u can never be as rich as dangote. This guy is too wealthy.

They are everywhere. One day, a sunday. I went to the bank to withdraw some funds and a guy was just hissing and hissing. He said the atm is rejecting his card LOUDLY, i continued to ignore wetin concern me when it got to my turn he asked if he could transfer via mobile banking so i could help him withdraw that he WILL SETTLE ME. That word alone raised my suspicion cuz the guy had this blingy appearance and studs also i believed him to be a yahoo boy. Omo. I just told him straight that i cant help him.

He still pressed it and said I GO SETTLE U NA JUST 100K I WAN COLLECT BUT THE ATM DEY REJECT MY CARD. And i said. NO WAY and now pointed he should go and meet some other person there. He just walked out angrily. Some one there now brought up the issue that the guy is a fraudster. If i had agreed, he will do fake transfer and say the money is in my account and we would both wait when the money doesn't appear on my bank he will now accuse me of stealing his money and force me to payback. Or worse its a stolen account like the op.

When i was at school my colleague was a victim. He harbored a kidnapper in his room. So the kidnapper said he's expecting some money but doesn't have a valid account my colleague give the criminal the account number and he used the account to post as ransom. The alert was sent and when my colleague went to make the withdrawal he was asked to wait. Behold he was arrested and had no idea, after 2 weeks he was released with a swollen red eye. He now narrated what happened.

Another one was 3k recharge card. The kidnappers requested recharge card from the victims family and sold it to a vendor. The vendor loaded the card and surprisingly it was tracked to his place in delta. He was arrested and later bailed with the sum of 200k. So one has to be very careful. Sometimes i dont help a novice using the machine i ask em to call security

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Sapele and bad news

There are different types of scammer
Now this is political scammer

Some one get this guy a sandwich. If i stand beside this guy they would think im wealthier. This iron caged dry bone that looks like a puppet with strings is who u call big boy. Why are these fraudsters called bigboys in the first place? Also why do most fraudsters look like beggar?
Why the fcuuk would u classify a fraudster as a big boy. Thats why we have more yahoo-sters coming up day by day.

Im supposed to be sympathetic but i aint.
They are humans too but the level of oppression the police uses upon the unarmed civilians does not make me feel any form of sympathy.

Well RIP. God help their families

I would neither buy infinix nor tecno