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IamAirforce1:
Going on a date tonight .. needed something simple so I called on my guy at Needle and Stitches for a T-shirt.. and oh well , a #20k T-shirt and yep I transferred .

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20k wow. Its not like one would notice the price wen u put it on besides after washing it twice it looks like its gonna shrink and then your kitchen floor is gonna be wearing it. Trust me.

So is the world running out of men that u wanna share a man or youre just too old and ugly to get a man of your own.

Even the Oshodi express way is bad. They repaired a road at town planning by coker road in less than 3 weeks the road has that hole again. Is it that the people fixing these roads are using substandard materials? Or our vehicles are too heavy

So because you are doing 10 seconds u want me to do the same. Your fada

Cash transfer medium
Flash drive
Cyber cafe

Better pr!ck never enter this one. You go beg for 20 minutes.

Better pr!ck never enter this one. You go beg for 20 minutes.

Menopause loading.........

The kind of girl that would drain a guy's fluid. The day you resume, you're gonna overdo it. Just dont be alone. And dont take long in the bathroom.

I would now stop my car for a military man with beard abi.

Which kind confusion be this. Even their children will be confused

60k. Some people earn half and are married. I mean only a jobless girl would consider this.

Herdsmen wan go international. Wahala dey

If it were to happen in Nigeria, see our naija boys on full speed to the nearest transit that would lift them to that village.

All those yahoo boys right now

DONADAMS:
it's not new jawe....87% of all these guys doing this useless Yahoo uses jazz

I would say 90%

Congrats to her, but Thats a size 7 ring on a size 6 finger. It appears a lil loose on her finger.
Let me finish dinner before i come back to read some hilarious comments

This thing that has been reigning for many years. Even before yaradua became president

A car you cant buy for less than 2 million you bought for 500k. Well its why i like tracker in a car. If they steal your car, you wouldn't really worry about finding it.

Thats 302kmh. The guy should be rewarded. A bike at such speed. Even his protection wouldn't stop him from getting several fractures if he crashes.

Its good im stingy. I cant pay a girl for sex

They don't dislike, they only prefer them as JUST friends

The Prado is really hot. Looks like Megatron. Damn thats a beautiful beast

domesifa:
Could this be result of over-excitement, an error, or illiteracy?

Could have blamed it on auto correction features but this one is too much to be blamed on devices.

praxs:
Its not yet confirmed but we are suspecting pregnancy. I am 28yrs of age and my girl is 22years. We started dating not too long. We made love sometime last month and she missed her perioed. We used strip and it shows she is pregnant. We will go for a proper test today to confirm. Now here are the issues disturbing me:

A: She wants abortion but I don't want that: she's a student, hence keeping it will be complicated for her.

B: I have been thinking of ways to convince her but she's adamant, abortion is the best for her. Please more ideas for me on how to convince her. And if I successfully convince her to keep the pregnancy, how do we go about this?

C: Both of us come from a very strick family.

D: I am still thinking of how to report myself to her family. I could end up in police station tho. Do I go straight to see her parents (suicidal), do I go tell their pastor so we could find a way to break it to her parents. Do I go tro her parents siblings?

What is just the best way to report myself?

I need your advice's urgently please, coz we are doing the test this afternoon.

I wasnt there when it started. Im just passing by

School life was another dimension
I had this room mate, he never cook but always had a spoon near by and he always showed up when food was ready
We call him 80,20(eighty twenty) cuz when he eats with you, you only get 20 percent of you food. Before u take 2 spoons he has done 6 spoons.

It happened so often that one day i just exploded and black listed the dude. E get where man dey quiet reach.

Garri was last resort.
Once u run out of garri. Na to carry spoon dey patrol timing food.
You dare not fry chicken.
And if your food had good aroma, you are in trouble.
Hostel life is way more realistic than all these big brother.
But anytime we visited the girls hostel it was different aroma and sounds of pot. Babes enjoyed school life than guys.
I know the number of times i prepare beans with only pepper and maggi.
Boys are magicians. See the way we converted eba back to garri cuz we diddnt have enough soup and excess eba was made. Imagine mixing eba with sugar water and groundnut to make it liquid again. Had so much garri back then that i dont like the taste of garri and i dont eat eba. Its been 4 years i last had those cuz i had too much of it back then

There was also a time after exam. I was preparing for project, small change i had i used for project preparations. No students to beg for food. And i ran out of food and finance. I was so hungry. Forget guyman level na mango i use take save myself. No ripe mango, just unripe so i prematurely harvested them and stored them. I had up to 20. Kept em for 2 to 3 days the soft ones i ate first. Survived 1 week on mangos only. Now when i look back at life then, i just laugh. It was hard but sure was fun infact Gulder Ultimate Search dey learn.

Im glad this is coming from a lady cuz she said it all

Nawa her cloth strong. If it was our naija made clothes e for tear. Reasons why Indians should buy made in Nigeria clothing

Biglittlelois:
Just as the topic says, we all have some fantasy we wish can come to pass,

Me, i wish i never turned down a guy that truly loved me, i finished the university before he got admission, today he is married, i wish i never snubbed him, who knows, it could have been me with him

Lets have fun guys, share yours

Forget time travel, immortality or immunity
Just give me the abilities of vandal savage. Really wanna live for ever

Bad drainage

Really a blood moon. Reminds me of hansel and gretel

It is finished. Church don turn business. End time idea. Soon churches and mosques will be having LTD, PLC. and ENT