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RomanceRe: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by gonkin(m): 8:57pm On Jun 07, 2018
Not bad but yours is way stronger. Even at work? You gotta distract you brain a lil from the thought of sex.
RomanceRe: Angry Girlfriend Leaks Nudes Of Her Boyfriend’s Side Chick [pictures] by gonkin(m): 11:30pm On Jun 06, 2018
Why do most ladies have a habit of taking nude photos. How many guys take nude pictures?
CrimeRe: This Guy Is Using My Mum's Phone To Upload His Pictures On Facebook by gonkin(m): 11:28pm On Jun 06, 2018
Just install a tracking software on your phone Tells of location also
RomanceRe: Sent Her "Hi" This Is The Reply I Got. by gonkin(m): 2:34pm On Jun 06, 2018
This guy get time
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Tried To Scam On Twitter With A Fake Female Profile, But Got Caught by gonkin(m): 2:29pm On Jun 06, 2018
Scammers every where
CrimeRe: Edo Girl Pours Her Girlfriend Acid In Italy(photos) by gonkin(m): 11:22am On Jun 06, 2018
Public toilet job in italy
CrimeRe: SARS Officials Allegedly Maltreated Young Man In Lagos by gonkin(m): 11:20am On Jun 06, 2018
Sars just keep using yahoo boys as excuse to extort. They know what they are doing. In fact there should be a law against brutality
CrimeRe: Why Jumia Why? by gonkin(m): 10:01am On Jun 06, 2018
Abudu2000:
No come spoil jumia name here. I have been using them since God knows when. The phone I'm typing with I got from them, majority of my house appliances infact I ordered something last week but when I received their call yesterday I cancelled due to insufficient cash on me.

I already ordered something else and I'm expecting their call. Before u do things always tink about the effect on someone else.

Gm
It happens, you just haven't experienced it yet. Sometimes they have too many returns that the person in charge doesn't record some returned items.
I am a seller and also a buyer. The phone im using is 3years old. I ordered m3 and was sent m2. It took a month before all was settled. Also i experienced something with a battery i ordered 9 cell and they sent 6 cell. I couldn't return it cuz their stories are stressful.

I received an order for an engagement ring the order was delivered but the buyer didn't know the right size so he returned the order. This is the 2nd month and im still yet to get my return. Its both ways both buyer and seller but your case is the QC/return center they didn't record your return at the right time
RomanceRe: Is It Normal To Only Be Attracted To Older Women? by gonkin(m): 9:49am On Jun 06, 2018
Bluezy13:
It is normal to be attracted to older women.


It is abnormal to be attracted ONLY to older women.
My point exactly
RomanceRe: Sperm After Urinating by gonkin(m):
Your valve don full with sperm, time to clear it up, you've gotta ejaculate to relieve the pressure .

Just seek medication also cuz u can't be too safe. Get cefixime and doxycycline
RomanceRe: Help I Am Dying Of High Libido Nairalander Shouts out by gonkin(m): 4:09pm On Jun 05, 2018
IsaacRocks:
hun na my problem insult me.anyway thanks for the advice
Im not insulting you. Just said you're insane for thinking about the sister stuff. I mean u really have to control it. And get that sister stuff out your head
PhonesRe: I Was Charged 81k On Iphone X As Import Duty, Please Help by gonkin(m): 10:15am On Jun 05, 2018
Isheep.

But seriously you could have purchased from Nigerian online stores. The custom duty is too high.
RomanceRe: Help I Am Dying Of High Libido Nairalander Shouts out by gonkin(m): 10:00am On Jun 05, 2018
IsaacRocks:
Please I need the advice of every experts and anybody who knows much about sex issues.
I have been suffering from high sex urge , which compels me to masturbate almost daily and it kill me not just slowly .And it affects seriously my one time strong spiritual life . at the expense of not wanting to rape my sister , I have to masturbate please help me I don't want to die like this.

cc:lalasticlala
Please help me
You're insane. That means if you dont masturbate, you would have committed a bigger sin. Masturbation helps to suppress your urges. Its allows u gain control but in your case its natural its not good enough . Well your problem has a simple solution
GET BUSY. Find something doing. Before u know it would be weekly, then monthly till u get a girl the u would never masturbate again. Just get out the house
RomanceRe: Help!!! A Married Older Lady Is Interested In Me by gonkin(m): 9:54am On Jun 05, 2018
Run run run
CrimeRe: Man Narrates How LRU Saved Him After Area Boys Demanded N20k 'Owolle' by gonkin(m): 3:05pm On Jun 04, 2018
rildwanullahi:
that LRU officer na Afonja na
Yes thats why he deserves a big reward. In the land of the afonjas touts like to oppress. Imagine someone's vehicle had issues and they decide to extort. There should be a law against such actions. I been to several states and cities and its only lagos i have seen that if your car breaks down in a territory you will pay a fine. Other than that your car must not break down around a military base but they wont ask you to pay fine. They would just deflate your tyres
CrimeRe: Man Narrates How LRU Saved Him After Area Boys Demanded N20k 'Owolle' by gonkin(m): 10:51am On Jun 04, 2018
PearlStreet:
If China Ashebe wrote so much grammar, he might have been qualified for a Nobel.

Edit: I just went to your profile and saw your dp. Dude, you look like an housefly. I won't disturb you further as it's obvious God is punishing you and I won't want to interfere with that process.
I wish i was AN housefly unfortunately im not.
I have never heard of china ashebe or are you referring to chinua achebe?
Im sorry its so obvious. Please don't be offended my word gave u a migraine. Its good u made the decision to halt cuz i really dont wanna be responsible for someone's physiological episodes. Thanks for accessing my dp, its so nice of you, don't feel bad ok cuz i didn't bother viewing yours. Its obvious God is punishing me and im thankful for all he has done for me. Its better for God to punish me cuz im not sure who is punishing u.
CrimeRe: Man Narrates How LRU Saved Him After Area Boys Demanded N20k 'Owolle' by gonkin(m): 9:52am On Jun 04, 2018
PearlStreet:
The miscreants who wanted to extort him are streets
urchins. The LRU official who helped him are Yorubas.

Meanwhile, in the cave where you were downloaded from, we all know how your flatheaded brothers demand 'marching ground' from anything that lands there even if it's a bird.

Meanwhile, look at those bikes. Mention a single state in your potopoto region that has a single one. Even the patrol cars used by policemen in Lagos are good enough to snatch the wife of a local government chairman in your backward state. grin
I admire your reflective feedback but you aint gotta be an oaf. My post had no form of abuse. Is lagos not the land of the afonjas? Or would u feel any better if i called it the land of the ipob or land of the arewas. Your muted sight obviously sees nothing applicative. I wonder what abyss you evolved from. You diddnt see the part where i wrote he deserves a medal, award and reward you're just yapping with you obtuse brain and inept fingers. My local government of origin lacks thug cuz we help any one in need and we have respect especially for the elderly. You're welcome to visit for the record Im in lagos
RomanceRe: My Ritualist Friend Just Died...... by gonkin(m): 7:48am On Jun 04, 2018
Many will call your story fake its the same way some guys are still clapping for buhari.

Well its a normal thing. These guys are everywhere so no need to prove any point.
CrimeRe: A Scammer Exposed And WANTED by gonkin(m): 7:37am On Jun 04, 2018
Evafire:
On Friday 1st of June 2018. I was scammed by this guy called Ikokwu Kingsley who promised to sell to me a Bitcoin minning software.

After much persuation and because of the way he sounded, he claimed to be a youth pastor of a well known Pentecostal Church in town which I will not want to mention here, I decided to go ahead with the transaction even though I was not comfortable with it...

After I forwarded 15k to him and promise to forward the package in the next few minutes and that's the end. He refuses to pick my calls again and block me from the Facebook messenger where we were chatting from and also deleted his facebook page after I posted on the group so that people can be aware of his criminal act...

I'm coming forward with this information so people can be aware of this guy, he is a thief and a Scammer, more so I parted with the sum when I was broke and needed to pay some pressing debt... Honestly I'm wounded!

His name again: Ikokwu Kingsley.
Facebook name: Ikokwu Femzy kc
Fraud is in the blood of many Nigerian and encoded in their DNA its like all it needs is an activation key. Even this one is a fraudster too.
CrimeRe: Man Narrates How LRU Saved Him After Area Boys Demanded N20k 'Owolle' by gonkin(m): 7:32am On Jun 04, 2018
Do mind those lazy Nigerian youth that just wanna extort. Its not as if they wanna help u. The land of the afonjas. Instead of them to help they prefer to oppress

That guy deserves a medal, award and a reward. This thing happened in Nigeria. I wish sars can be the same. You are supposed to feel safe been around the police but in Nigeria its the other way around
CelebritiesRe: Davido Watches As Armed Robbers Rob A Bank In Atlanta, America (photos, Video) by gonkin(m): 10:54pm On Jun 03, 2018
I wonder how armed rubber was rubbing the bank. I just hope its davido's assistant that typed this
EducationRe: 19-year-old Girl Who Graduated From University At 17 Lists Her Achievements by gonkin(m): 11:14am On Jun 03, 2018
MDsambo:
University = 4yrs

17-4=13


Senior secondary = 3yrs

Jenior secondary = 3yrs

3+3=6
13-6=7


Primary = 6yrs

7-6=1


Kindergarten and Nursery one to two = 3yrs


1-3= -2yrs


So she started school 2yrs before she was born, graduated from secondary school at 13 and primary at 7?
Wow, congratulations
I got into higher institution at 15 diddnt do primary 6, diddnt do SS3. Had extertal class tutorials. So you better believe it
Nairaland GeneralRe: Python Killed In A Church This Night (Photos) by gonkin(m): 6:36am On Jun 03, 2018
Oche211:
See the huge snake i killed in my cousin's church this night.

The church is close to my house and we were setting up the new musical equipment the church bought and testing it late into the night.

After we were done, we decide to play some songs a little. We later put "victory" by Eben on continous play while we danced.

When we were done, he wanted to go put off the generator when he ran back that there's a big snake already in the church going towards the children church.
I ran out, found a stick and got back into the church bt i first freaked out when i came face to face with the snake bt had to summon courage when i saw the snake trying to escape.

The first strike caught it well, subsequent ones killed it.
We had to burn it even in the rain but it didn't burn completely.

We'll continue the burning tomorrow.

Indeed, God gave us victory.
Nigerians we assume all snakes are venomous.
CareerRe: Shocking Confession Of Malaysian Prison Executioner Who Has Executed Over 130 by gonkin(m): 10:19pm On Jun 02, 2018
The grim reaper

RomanceRe: What Should I Give My Girlfriend For Her Birthday? by gonkin(m): 10:11pm On Jun 02, 2018
She probably has a nice phone already.
So here's the thing. If u can cook good would have been better. Just order dinner. Invite her over, feed her get her a nice necklace. Its not necessary you have birthday sex cuz birthday sex is mainly for guys.

Catch some fun. If she was older the engagement ring would be the greatest gift for any girl
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Police Recruitment: Female Candidate Slumps, Dies During Test In Abuja by gonkin(m): 9:03pm On Jun 02, 2018
Shut down RIP.
RomanceRe: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by gonkin(m): 8:22pm On Jun 02, 2018
Emergency case
Like seriously your name is a jinx
RomanceRe: Fake Camel Toe Underwear Is On FIRE by gonkin(m): 5:35pm On Jun 02, 2018
Everything about ladies is fake They have fake a$$ now they have fake kitten
CrimeRe: Two Yahoo Boys Arraigned For N10million Scam Using 18 Different Bank Accounts by gonkin(m): 11:09am On Jun 02, 2018
Hustlersdiary:
See naija Mugshot. sad sad sad You'll even fall for some US mugshots?

Backtodaura
SOWORE 2019
I wonder. They use an entire billboard
RomanceRe: She Just Told Me That She Had A Baby For Me After Four Years by gonkin(m): 9:36am On Jun 02, 2018
BornAgainMay:
I had this Girlfriend in School while I was in My Second year. She was in another school but always visit at my bake and call, She was also a Virgin then, Whenever she comes around, she usually buy me food stuff because, I was very broke.


After trying to penetrate her one Night, it was successful and the sweetness made me Cum into Her. The next day she went back home to also get food stuff for herself, few days later, she called me that she was Pregnant, that she had leave the parents house to live with the grandma, so the parents wont notice the pregnancy because they will kill her.

I scolded her to know if she is trying to get pregnant from another man and accuse me of being responsible, she was really crying on the other side of the telephone and cursing me at the same time. I stopped calling to know how serious she was.

I called her after some days and she told me she was playing prank to know my kind of person. I stopped calling her.

It was recently, during her birthday that i chatted her and told her how disappointed i felt knowing she aborted my baby. She told me she neva aborted her but i will never see her.

She confessed having my baby. Showed me the picture and honestly, she looks like me but i cant just accept that fact for the fact that she kept it secret till after four years.

Help me out in my decision
I had a girl that played a prank on me too. I took her virginity and we always did it raw but i only cum in her when she just got off her period. So she pranked me one time that she hasn't seen her period. I was like ok but dying inside. So she claimed to have gone for a test and was confirmed pregnant and i sounded excited even with seeing her claimed report. Then she reacted that she has to abort the pregnancy cuz of her school. I was like no way. Faked tears and all later she opened up that its a prank just checking if i really loved her cuz she had a friend that got ditch by her bf cuz of pregnancy. I told her she better get pregnant for real (inside i was relieved cuz i really didn't have the finances).

Some years back we met cuz weve broken up. Then she reminded of of that prank our child would have been 4 year and i just laughed.

But your case is like a scam. Maybe she dont know the father and just wanna pin it on u. She td u she aborted yet claims you are the daddy. So a girl i had sex with years back can just one day tell me. She had a kid for me. Guy seriously if you got the time do a DNA test cuz girls these days are remarkable. Its one of the major reasons I DONT SHARE A GIRL. If she cheats its bye bye. No 2nd chances. Im really strict about it.

RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by gonkin(m): 9:22am On Jun 02, 2018
Kini big deal with your profile photo
RomanceRe: It Pains Me To Accept That My Girl Is bleeping Someone While I'm Toiling by gonkin(m): 9:20am On Jun 02, 2018
bignoisemaker:
so I'm 26 and relying on just self-service to cure my conji. The reason is because I hope to be financially stable before I go for a girl. my ideal age difference is 7 years. My future babe-to-be is probably 19years now.


This is a period girls like to be young, wild and free. Chei! 'My girl' might be easing off at the moment in a joint after which she'll likely give advanced doggy style to her older man. The thought drives me crazy!
Its best not to think about who's currently having her. Just make sure she has no hidden agenda. Some girls can keep secrets and when u find out from another source it could alter the relationship. Just focus on getting stable

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