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Ask the fraudsters they would say the economy is hard and politicians stealing all the money. But seriously foreigners dont trust Nigerians anymore and its gonna affect the future generations. Even if u gave Nigerians jobs they would still scam.

Today i met a girl complaining that her Facebook has been blocked that she was using it for work. She's using a white doctor's identity.
I feel u bro. Should we start an #end yahoo campaign.

If i like i chop garri sef if u no like am look elsewhere. Ain't got time to showoff when im hungry. If a lady cant date a guy having an incredible snack like chin chin that girl has to be checked. She may have demons that caused her sacred soul to object dating a guy having COMMON chin chin.

So people don't suicide by drowning anymore. Suicide by stabbing is the new one.

RIP

Bloggers and lies. How can you use charm go hack a computer. Did you hypnotize the pc? Well if it were possible then this guy is thinks low. Why go for yeye ecobank when you can hack the stock market. We are talking billions here

hotwax:
Its not a thought...when its 4 months you have had sex last..body no be firewood..

Its not a thought. 17th of this month will make it 8months i last had sex. Cuz i broke up with someone. Sometimes the urge gets extremely high and i start been extremely nice to ladies. But with masturbation that urge is controlled. Just one fact is the more you jerk off the more u wish to have real sex. Just limit it. Mine once a month at most 3 times. It really helps control that programming in the head that wants to fxck. Some guys prefer the public toilets and that's how they get the std. I cant imagine paying for sex. I prefer my guilty conscience after jerking off. Cuz doing it with a callgirl just doesn't seem to be the way. Keep jerking off just limit it

I mean if u are in a relationship and u have sex with someone else thats how cheating starts so its good you're wanking your sausage. Way better than cheating. But your girl has to show up at least once or twice a month. Jeez

Not bad but yours is way stronger. Even at work? You gotta distract you brain a lil from the thought of sex.

Why do most ladies have a habit of taking nude photos. How many guys take nude pictures?

Just install a tracking software on your phone Tells of location also

This guy get time

Scammers every where

Public toilet job in italy

Sars just keep using yahoo boys as excuse to extort. They know what they are doing. In fact there should be a law against brutality

Abudu2000:
No come spoil jumia name here. I have been using them since God knows when. The phone I'm typing with I got from them, majority of my house appliances infact I ordered something last week but when I received their call yesterday I cancelled due to insufficient cash on me.

I already ordered something else and I'm expecting their call. Before u do things always tink about the effect on someone else.

Gm

It happens, you just haven't experienced it yet. Sometimes they have too many returns that the person in charge doesn't record some returned items.
I am a seller and also a buyer. The phone im using is 3years old. I ordered m3 and was sent m2. It took a month before all was settled. Also i experienced something with a battery i ordered 9 cell and they sent 6 cell. I couldn't return it cuz their stories are stressful.

I received an order for an engagement ring the order was delivered but the buyer didn't know the right size so he returned the order. This is the 2nd month and im still yet to get my return. Its both ways both buyer and seller but your case is the QC/return center they didn't record your return at the right time

Bluezy13:
It is normal to be attracted to older women.


It is abnormal to be attracted ONLY to older women.

My point exactly

Your valve don full with sperm, time to clear it up, you've gotta ejaculate to relieve the pressure .

Just seek medication also cuz u can't be too safe. Get cefixime and doxycycline

IsaacRocks:
hun na my problem insult me.anyway thanks for the advice

Im not insulting you. Just said you're insane for thinking about the sister stuff. I mean u really have to control it. And get that sister stuff out your head

Isheep.

But seriously you could have purchased from Nigerian online stores. The custom duty is too high.

IsaacRocks:
Please I need the advice of every experts and anybody who knows much about sex issues.
I have been suffering from high sex urge , which compels me to masturbate almost daily and it kill me not just slowly .And it affects seriously my one time strong spiritual life . at the expense of not wanting to rape my sister , I have to masturbate please help me I don't want to die like this.

cc:lalasticlala
Please help me

You're insane. That means if you dont masturbate, you would have committed a bigger sin. Masturbation helps to suppress your urges. Its allows u gain control but in your case its natural its not good enough . Well your problem has a simple solution
GET BUSY. Find something doing. Before u know it would be weekly, then monthly till u get a girl the u would never masturbate again. Just get out the house

Run run run

rildwanullahi:
that LRU officer na Afonja na

Yes thats why he deserves a big reward. In the land of the afonjas touts like to oppress. Imagine someone's vehicle had issues and they decide to extort. There should be a law against such actions. I been to several states and cities and its only lagos i have seen that if your car breaks down in a territory you will pay a fine. Other than that your car must not break down around a military base but they wont ask you to pay fine. They would just deflate your tyres

PearlStreet:
If China Ashebe wrote so much grammar, he might have been qualified for a Nobel.

Edit: I just went to your profile and saw your dp. Dude, you look like an housefly. I won't disturb you further as it's obvious God is punishing you and I won't want to interfere with that process.

I wish i was AN housefly unfortunately im not.
I have never heard of china ashebe or are you referring to chinua achebe?
Im sorry its so obvious. Please don't be offended my word gave u a migraine. Its good u made the decision to halt cuz i really dont wanna be responsible for someone's physiological episodes. Thanks for accessing my dp, its so nice of you, don't feel bad ok cuz i didn't bother viewing yours. Its obvious God is punishing me and im thankful for all he has done for me. Its better for God to punish me cuz im not sure who is punishing u.

PearlStreet:
The miscreants who wanted to extort him are streets
urchins. The LRU official who helped him are Yorubas.

Meanwhile, in the cave where you were downloaded from, we all know how your flatheaded brothers demand 'marching ground' from anything that lands there even if it's a bird.

Meanwhile, look at those bikes. Mention a single state in your potopoto region that has a single one. Even the patrol cars used by policemen in Lagos are good enough to snatch the wife of a local government chairman in your backward state.

I admire your reflective feedback but you aint gotta be an oaf. My post had no form of abuse. Is lagos not the land of the afonjas? Or would u feel any better if i called it the land of the ipob or land of the arewas. Your muted sight obviously sees nothing applicative. I wonder what abyss you evolved from. You diddnt see the part where i wrote he deserves a medal, award and reward you're just yapping with you obtuse brain and inept fingers. My local government of origin lacks thug cuz we help any one in need and we have respect especially for the elderly. You're welcome to visit for the record Im in lagos

Many will call your story fake its the same way some guys are still clapping for buhari.

Well its a normal thing. These guys are everywhere so no need to prove any point.

Evafire:
On Friday 1st of June 2018. I was scammed by this guy called Ikokwu Kingsley who promised to sell to me a Bitcoin minning software.

After much persuation and because of the way he sounded, he claimed to be a youth pastor of a well known Pentecostal Church in town which I will not want to mention here, I decided to go ahead with the transaction even though I was not comfortable with it...

After I forwarded 15k to him and promise to forward the package in the next few minutes and that's the end. He refuses to pick my calls again and block me from the Facebook messenger where we were chatting from and also deleted his facebook page after I posted on the group so that people can be aware of his criminal act...

I'm coming forward with this information so people can be aware of this guy, he is a thief and a Scammer, more so I parted with the sum when I was broke and needed to pay some pressing debt... Honestly I'm wounded!

His name again: Ikokwu Kingsley.
Facebook name: Ikokwu Femzy kc

Fraud is in the blood of many Nigerian and encoded in their DNA its like all it needs is an activation key. Even this one is a fraudster too.

Do mind those lazy Nigerian youth that just wanna extort. Its not as if they wanna help u. The land of the afonjas. Instead of them to help they prefer to oppress

That guy deserves a medal, award and a reward. This thing happened in Nigeria. I wish sars can be the same. You are supposed to feel safe been around the police but in Nigeria its the other way around

I wonder how armed rubber was rubbing the bank. I just hope its davido's assistant that typed this

MDsambo:
University = 4yrs

17-4=13


Senior secondary = 3yrs

Jenior secondary = 3yrs

3+3=6
13-6=7


Primary = 6yrs

7-6=1


Kindergarten and Nursery one to two = 3yrs


1-3= -2yrs


So she started school 2yrs before she was born, graduated from secondary school at 13 and primary at 7?
Wow, congratulations

I got into higher institution at 15 diddnt do primary 6, diddnt do SS3. Had extertal class tutorials. So you better believe it

Oche211:
See the huge snake i killed in my cousin's church this night.

The church is close to my house and we were setting up the new musical equipment the church bought and testing it late into the night.

After we were done, we decide to play some songs a little. We later put "victory" by Eben on continous play while we danced.

When we were done, he wanted to go put off the generator when he ran back that there's a big snake already in the church going towards the children church.
I ran out, found a stick and got back into the church bt i first freaked out when i came face to face with the snake bt had to summon courage when i saw the snake trying to escape.

The first strike caught it well, subsequent ones killed it.
We had to burn it even in the rain but it didn't burn completely.

We'll continue the burning tomorrow.

Indeed, God gave us victory.

Nigerians we assume all snakes are venomous.

The grim reaper

She probably has a nice phone already.
So here's the thing. If u can cook good would have been better. Just order dinner. Invite her over, feed her get her a nice necklace. Its not necessary you have birthday sex cuz birthday sex is mainly for guys.

Catch some fun. If she was older the engagement ring would be the greatest gift for any girl

Shut down RIP.