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CrimeRe: Policeman Attacks Traffic Warder In Edo (Photos) by gonkin(m): 7:43am On Nov 18, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


See what the Oba has caused;
Only bad news in our kingdom since he was crowned.

That mumu needs to be dethroned.

Being Oba is more than just smoking weed with Davido or begging Governor Obaseki for contracts.
U get mind o
Ok you want him to be dethroned so u could sit there?
RomanceRe: Cleavage Photos Of Miss Sahhara, Nigerian Transgender by gonkin(m): 3:47pm On Nov 17, 2017
For those asking. She aint got a sausage its a total doughnut.
Gender reassignment bullsht. Worst part is that the doughnut can take a sausage. Grouse


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXx549vixYc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo7XWl6yHU0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YlbP3H9_6M

The 3rd video shows you what a male to female doughnut looks like
PropertiesRe: Building Collapses On Deaf Shoemaker In Delta State After Heavy Rainfall. Photos by gonkin(m): 7:50pm On Nov 16, 2017
The same storm tore the roof clean off the neighbor's building.
Collapsed an entire church.
I was indoors but some claim to have a small twister(tornado). Vibrations like an earthquake

AutosRe: SOLD! SOLD!! SOLD!!! **GIVEAWAY!** 2010 Chevrolet Camaro For 3m!! by gonkin(m): 1:31pm On Nov 15, 2017
Bumblebee in green
Science/TechnologyIs The Nigerian Economy Improving by gonkin(op): 9:02pm On Nov 12, 2017
I was bored and decided to try something out. I intentionally put N200 & N10 on the ground like it feel out a pocket of someone. That was 6:40pm now its 8:58pm i saw the N200 was gone and N10 was left abandoned. Is it that N10 is now 50kobo that one could ignore for so long. I was just laughing cuz the N10 was in between the N200 and here is what it looks like almost 2hrs later

RomanceRe: Zimbabwean Woman Divorces Husband Because Of Too Much Sex by gonkin(m): 11:38pm On Nov 11, 2017
I go just 2 hrs and d girl complains. 6 hrs damn. I wish i could do that too but 3 is enough for me
AutosRe: Converted 2005 Mazda Rx-8 Coupe Tokunbo @2.5m by gonkin(m): 2:11pm On Nov 08, 2017
Converted to what. Is it the engine or driver location
EducationRe: How To Find The Square Root Of ANY Number Instantly In 3 Secs by gonkin(m): 7:40am On Nov 04, 2017
More mental acrobatics for me
Car TalkRe: Chinese Clone Of Range Rover Evoque,The LandWind X7,Gets A Facelift by gonkin(m): 7:31am On Nov 04, 2017
It may be cheaper but custom duty will double the price
CrimeRe: "Women Who Wear Ripped Jeans Deserve To Be Raped” - Egyptian Lawyer by gonkin(m): 8:54am On Nov 02, 2017
If this kind of law exists in nigeria, many ladies are in trouble because even if the jeans are not ripped, smart guys will rip them for you and have free s3x. No more paying for prostitutes. Here a girl would be raped 4 time a year. That a HELL NO LAW
CrimeRe: UNICAL Yahoo Boys Who Wanted To Buy iPhones Before December Arrested (Photo) by gonkin(m): 12:48pm On Oct 27, 2017
Iphone that cant transfer to other devices. Nigerian crowd mentality. So much hype over iOS
EducationRe: Obafemi Awolowo University Hostels Are Dirty (Disturbing Photos) by gonkin(m): 9:44am On Oct 23, 2017
Blame the afonjas in the institute
RomanceRe: Lady In Bikini Takes Photos On The Road In Victoria Island Lagos, Causes Traffic by gonkin(m): 7:53pm On Oct 18, 2017
Just because person wear bra ati kkpata(pant) for express she don sexy be dat abi? This one wen get muscle like female gorilla
BusinessRe: Scammers New Tactics (pic) by gonkin(m): 9:22am On Oct 06, 2017
They are both scammers. But one is a newbee.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Name The Bad Habit That You Have Been Trying To Stop by gonkin(m): 10:43pm On Oct 03, 2017
Is sex a bad habit? If not then i can mention internet
HealthRe: Lady Goes Crazy After Her NYSC (Photo) by gonkin(m): 7:30am On Oct 03, 2017
Maybe she smoked something as an after service celebration. U know whether na igbo weed?
PhonesRe: Why Is There So Much Hype On Apple Products by gonkin(m): 8:15am On Sep 24, 2017
Sometimes i wonder what Apple users enjoy about the apple. A friend lent me his iPhone 6 and under 24 hours, i got tired of it. Its a booorrrrriiinnng device where even if u had internet connection u still need apple id. Dont mess with android, its the best

Microsoft killed nokia with the windows mobile. Now they are engaging with the Android

Blackberry tried with rim but they are still tapping functions from the android. Even the stupid passport, when i see people holding that phone, i shake my head like these guys and enjoying with a sad face.

I see people with apple and i wonder, its just hype, no bigggi

I mean forget cost, if samsung made the infinix x551, it would be a hype phone too. Because a common x551 can do far more than some apple devices

Na only camera. Abi. For me if u flashing me with ur bloody E.Y.E phone, u on a long thing. Apple is an expensive splinter
CrimeRe: Man Commits Suicide By Hanging In Delta After Attending Catholic Church Program by gonkin(m): 11:26pm On Sep 23, 2017
Here's an update from the page source

Report enter studio say the young man wey dem dey call Martins wey hang himself die,dey House with him family wen e order e wife and kids to go sleep. Only for the woman to wake around 4am she nor see her husband for bed,as she reach Parlour na her husband corpse she see,wey don hang and die. After much investigation today,our man around town say,Martins put hand for something wey make am dey prosper for business and as dem dey ask for things wey big pass am and e nor fit meet up with deir requirements and he two Girl children dey sick,nai make am take him life. Police don finally commot the corpse as the Monarch leaders of Sapele appeal to the family not to bury e corpse for Sapele as dem go cleanse the compound and do the traditional rites tomorrow to appease the gods of the land.

https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1299444213500681&id=100003053453713&refid=8&_ft_=qid.6469101660328029547%3Amf_story_key.-6186334284688026941%3Atop_level_post_id.1299444213500681&__tn__=%2As-R
CrimeRe: Drunk Policeman Shoots 3 People At Child's Dedication In Warri. Graphic Photos by gonkin(m): 9:19pm On Sep 18, 2017
Though it's a sad story, if the had shot the yahoo boys instead, the comments would be different
Christianity EtcRe: Opinion!!!!! Any Christian That Goes To Work On Sundays Will Not Make Heaven.... by gonkin(m): 3:12pm On Sep 17, 2017
What kind of fool is this? Like say na everybody wen go church for Sunday get faith for heart. Some people go to church because of crowd mentality. Its not about how much u go to church is how u involve Christ in your life. Mutherfucker
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 8 Internet Fraudsters In Lagos by gonkin(m): 11:23am On Sep 15, 2017
ecoeco:
...

Wat exactly are dis innocent boys arrested for?

Dat de fell in love with a white woman nd she sent her him money to do something nd d love he had for her died?.... Which is normal

Or

Sombody was playing number puzzle with his laptop nd mistakenly breaks tru a banks firewall ( innocently oo) nd continues playing number puzzle

It's now a crime for sombori to fall out of love with a white woman or to play game with somboris laptop again

#Eco99#
Impersonation isnt a crime abi. Or diddn't u see the fake names they used
BusinessRe: Fake 1000 Naira Note From Zenith Bank, Dutse Alhaji Branch In Abuja by gonkin(m): 8:55am On Sep 08, 2017
No be today. Fake and damaged money.
I remember sometime in 2011 while i was schooling. Hunger dey fire me SERIOUSLY so i went to the bank close to my school UBA to withdraw the last eligible 1k from my account. Behold it was fake ooo, i immediately alerted the security guy by the door. Then he asked if im sure its fake. He looked at it and said its not fake. But i convinced him that the line that run through is not there and the material was thick. Then he said i should go inside(luckily tgis happened during working hours) i went to the attendant there. Even the idiot was asking if i withdraw the money from their machine. I said it was just now. He started using computer to check if it was their atm. I started flaring ooo. Before my anger tone gained alerting decibels. One of the attendants superior took the cash from me and gave me a fresh and sexy 1k note, i collected my cash and WAKA'D, i get luck.

Another occasion was GTBank. Man that was beyond repair. I first went to the nearest security officer and complained. He too wasn't happy cuz he said people have been complaining about the damaged notes. So i walked into the bank and changed the cash ooo. No story. I am good at making noise.

So God helps us in this fake country. If its other civilized nations, we could always sue.
PhonesRe: This Is Why I Will Not Use A Tecno Phone Again... by gonkin(m): 9:26am On Aug 31, 2017
Infinix and tecno are major brands just for nigeria. I am surprised to search and never find them on international shopping sites. For me i will never use those brands.
EducationRe: 10 Things Every Man Should Achieve By Age 30 by gonkin(m): 6:35pm On Aug 28, 2017
Lol, drive a car. Some dont even know how pedals work at 40
AutosRe: AWOOOOF! Registered ACURA Mdx for Urgent Sale 850k SOLD! SOLD! by gonkin(m): 7:03pm On Aug 25, 2017
Looks like 2003
TravelRe: Young Girl Helping Her Mum Fry Yam And Akara Crushed By Jeep In Owerri. Photos by gonkin(m): 9:47pm On Aug 24, 2017
spartan117:
Pls read d post before u comment d car was driven by a young man who attached to a car wash
I tire for some guys with posts. Some accidents may be caused by ignorance. Maybe it may be brake fluid shortage. Sorry a life was lost.

We know yahoo boys are lords of driving recklessly but jeez not all collisions gotta be pinned on them. Just feel bad that the innocent and struggling souls become victims of such tragedy.
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Orji Celebrates 33rd Birthday As A Virgin by gonkin(m): 8:20am On Aug 24, 2017
Kini big deal. Come make i check. U a virgin and broadcasting on CNN. She's call for attention
CelebritiesRe: Khanyi Mbau: "I Don’t Bleach My Skin, I Only Lighten It” by gonkin(m): 11:42am On Aug 18, 2017
Is it bad to have dark skin?
BusinessRe: Lady Shows The N1000 Note Dispensed To Her By An ATM In Lagos by gonkin(m): 8:40pm On Aug 13, 2017
I have actually withdrawn fake N1000 note from a back. Took it straight to the cashier inside d bank and they changed it. I think your atm has a rat in it
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Mad At Me by gonkin(m): 11:46pm On Aug 08, 2017
Hmmm If u diss my siblings of parents i would break up If u cheat on me i will definitely break up But what u did, give him time. Don't beg much otherwise u would become a puppet
AutosRe: Superclean Tokunbo Acura Mdx Forsale 1.850 by gonkin(m): 1:51pm On Aug 07, 2017
God where is money when needed help get this car o lord
CrimeRe: 19-year-old Boy Runs Mad And Eats Grass After Visiting Babalawo For Yahoo Plus by gonkin(m): 1:13pm On Aug 06, 2017
NA TODAY? Dem many na. Charm gone wrong. E no get as yahoo boy pick money reach, the maga must stop to pay one day. Thats the truth of it. Na Gboy wen no get sense go spend money any how. Yahoo is like water, of u block the drainage it will fill up and cause a flood. Even though it helped reduce crime for a while, the comeback or aftermath will be disastrous. God save us ooo

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