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qualityGod:
Rip to the dead

QualityGod are u insane?

OBD is from 1994.

Dirty phone

Yahoo boys have started again

Yes they flaunt cash but if u know the disease wen these girl fit carry. Contaminated p@ssy

Its now they unveiled it. I already drove the car and even crashed it several times






























In asphalt 8.lol

NwaAmaikpe:



See what the Oba has caused;
Only bad news in our kingdom since he was crowned.

That mumu needs to be dethroned.

Being Oba is more than just smoking weed with Davido or begging Governor Obaseki for contracts.

U get mind o
Ok you want him to be dethroned so u could sit there?

For those asking. She aint got a sausage its a total doughnut.
Gender reassignment bullsht. Worst part is that the doughnut can take a sausage. Grouse


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXx549vixYc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo7XWl6yHU0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YlbP3H9_6M

The 3rd video shows you what a male to female doughnut looks like

The same storm tore the roof clean off the neighbor's building.
Collapsed an entire church.
I was indoors but some claim to have a small twister(tornado). Vibrations like an earthquake

Bumblebee in green

I was bored and decided to try something out. I intentionally put N200 & N10 on the ground like it feel out a pocket of someone. That was 6:40pm now its 8:58pm i saw the N200 was gone and N10 was left abandoned. Is it that N10 is now 50kobo that one could ignore for so long. I was just laughing cuz the N10 was in between the N200 and here is what it looks like almost 2hrs later

I go just 2 hrs and d girl complains. 6 hrs damn. I wish i could do that too but 3 is enough for me

Converted to what. Is it the engine or driver location

More mental acrobatics for me

It may be cheaper but custom duty will double the price

If this kind of law exists in nigeria, many ladies are in trouble because even if the jeans are not ripped, smart guys will rip them for you and have free s3x. No more paying for prostitutes. Here a girl would be raped 4 time a year. That a HELL NO LAW

Iphone that cant transfer to other devices. Nigerian crowd mentality. So much hype over iOS

Blame the afonjas in the institute

Just because person wear bra ati kkpata(pant) for express she don sexy be dat abi? This one wen get muscle like female gorilla

They are both scammers. But one is a newbee.

Is sex a bad habit? If not then i can mention internet

Maybe she smoked something as an after service celebration. U know whether na igbo weed?

Sometimes i wonder what Apple users enjoy about the apple. A friend lent me his iPhone 6 and under 24 hours, i got tired of it. Its a booorrrrriiinnng device where even if u had internet connection u still need apple id. Dont mess with android, its the best

Microsoft killed nokia with the windows mobile. Now they are engaging with the Android

Blackberry tried with rim but they are still tapping functions from the android. Even the stupid passport, when i see people holding that phone, i shake my head like these guys and enjoying with a sad face.

I see people with apple and i wonder, its just hype, no bigggi

I mean forget cost, if samsung made the infinix x551, it would be a hype phone too. Because a common x551 can do far more than some apple devices

Na only camera. Abi. For me if u flashing me with ur bloody E.Y.E phone, u on a long thing. Apple is an expensive splinter

Here's an update from the page source

Report enter studio say the young man wey dem dey call Martins wey hang himself die,dey House with him family wen e order e wife and kids to go sleep. Only for the woman to wake around 4am she nor see her husband for bed,as she reach Parlour na her husband corpse she see,wey don hang and die. After much investigation today,our man around town say,Martins put hand for something wey make am dey prosper for business and as dem dey ask for things wey big pass am and e nor fit meet up with deir requirements and he two Girl children dey sick,nai make am take him life. Police don finally commot the corpse as the Monarch leaders of Sapele appeal to the family not to bury e corpse for Sapele as dem go cleanse the compound and do the traditional rites tomorrow to appease the gods of the land.

https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1299444213500681&id=100003053453713&refid=8&_ft_=qid.6469101660328029547%3Amf_story_key.-6186334284688026941%3Atop_level_post_id.1299444213500681&__tn__=%2As-R

Though it's a sad story, if the had shot the yahoo boys instead, the comments would be different

What kind of fool is this? Like say na everybody wen go church for Sunday get faith for heart. Some people go to church because of crowd mentality. Its not about how much u go to church is how u involve Christ in your life. Mutherfucker

ecoeco:
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Wat exactly are dis innocent boys arrested for?

Dat de fell in love with a white woman nd she sent her him money to do something nd d love he had for her died?.... Which is normal

Or

Sombody was playing number puzzle with his laptop nd mistakenly breaks tru a banks firewall ( innocently oo) nd continues playing number puzzle

It's now a crime for sombori to fall out of love with a white woman or to play game with somboris laptop again

#Eco99#

Impersonation isnt a crime abi. Or diddn't u see the fake names they used

No be today. Fake and damaged money.
I remember sometime in 2011 while i was schooling. Hunger dey fire me SERIOUSLY so i went to the bank close to my school UBA to withdraw the last eligible 1k from my account. Behold it was fake ooo, i immediately alerted the security guy by the door. Then he asked if im sure its fake. He looked at it and said its not fake. But i convinced him that the line that run through is not there and the material was thick. Then he said i should go inside(luckily tgis happened during working hours) i went to the attendant there. Even the idiot was asking if i withdraw the money from their machine. I said it was just now. He started using computer to check if it was their atm. I started flaring ooo. Before my anger tone gained alerting decibels. One of the attendants superior took the cash from me and gave me a fresh and sexy 1k note, i collected my cash and WAKA'D, i get luck.

Another occasion was GTBank. Man that was beyond repair. I first went to the nearest security officer and complained. He too wasn't happy cuz he said people have been complaining about the damaged notes. So i walked into the bank and changed the cash ooo. No story. I am good at making noise.

So God helps us in this fake country. If its other civilized nations, we could always sue.

Infinix and tecno are major brands just for nigeria. I am surprised to search and never find them on international shopping sites. For me i will never use those brands.

Lol, drive a car. Some dont even know how pedals work at 40

Looks like 2003

spartan117:
Pls read d post before u comment d car was driven by a young man who attached to a car wash

I tire for some guys with posts. Some accidents may be caused by ignorance. Maybe it may be brake fluid shortage. Sorry a life was lost.

We know yahoo boys are lords of driving recklessly but jeez not all collisions gotta be pinned on them. Just feel bad that the innocent and struggling souls become victims of such tragedy.